Hello kids, have you heard of a funny man called moistmailman? Have you ever seen his Savage!Pyrrha AU? Have you wanted to see how Bleiss would handle Savage!Pyrrha? What if they fused? Boy howdy do I have a treat for you lovely children.


Pyrrha Nikos stood before her her arch nemesis in the war on love, Bleiss Schnee ready to start negotiations. "Alright bitch, you can't stand me, and I hate you." Pyrrha began.

Bleiss nodded to Pyrrha before she spoke. "Agreed skank."

The champion crossed her arms as she got to the main point of their meeting. "But we have one thing in common." Pyrrha knew that one little detail that they both shared, the reason they fought their war of the heart.

"We both want Jaune to be happy, and love us." Bleiss started in her usual blunt manner. The black sheep of the Schnee family couldn't even count how many fights they've caused over the blonde boy who just wanted them to be friend with one another.

"And for him to take us in ways that'd make nuns regret taking vows of chastity." Pyrrha's face morphed to a savage grin akin to that of a predator finding its prey.
Bleiss scoffed now realizing where things were going in this conversation, and she didn't like it.

"So what you want us to share him?" Pyrrha rolled her red eyes at the skank for merely suggesting this.

"No Bleiss, you silly trollop. We're gonna use these." Pyrrha held up earrings, a rather odd pair at that.

"We're gonna wear friendship earrings? Skank, didn't you graduate at the top of your class? Because this sounds like something Pet would think of." Bleiss put her hands on her hips, now pissed that the skank woke her up early for this.

"No Bleiss, you silly dense little bitch, these are an ancient set of Mistralian fusion earrings. A long lost item that combines two warriors together to make a new warrior. I've seen them used once, and trust me they're amazing." Pyrrha's grin only widened to that of a madwoman, who's been inches away from her goals.

"Ok, even if I believed this was true skank, which I don't by the way. How did you even get these?" Bleiss crossed her arms with an unamused face.

"Oh during the break when I was home visiting my parents I in this border; snuck away to an ancient temple to long forgotten old Mistral gods, fought trough Grimm, took each earring off the statue of the husband and wife, fought some deranged Scorpion faunus, and for added measure I ripped off his tail, and used it to make him a popsicle." Pyrrha told Bleiss as if she were just talking about what she cooked for dinner.

"What do you mean you turned him into a popsicl… ohhhhh. Gross." Bleiss realized what the skank meant, but sighed since the grin Pyrrha had was creeping her out. "Alright skank I'll put one on, just to prove how much you wasted your break." Bleiss grabbed one of the earrings.

Unbeknownst to them Ozpin had been watching the area from his hiding spot on the top, sipping cocoa from his favorite mug. He did enjoy the nice peaceful days before classes began a new semester, and he looked to see Bleiss, and Pyrrha on the courtyard.

"Oh no, please tell me they aren't going to fight again. Glynda still isn't back from her vacation with James." He groaned rubbing his temples, before he saw Pyrrha produce earrings. "Ah they're just exchanging friendship earrings so nice to see."

He chuckled remembering his own many exchanges of friendship earrings over the centuries; the many unique designs still remembered in his mind, along with those who gave them to him. It warmed his heart to see the two rivals bury their hatchet, he even produced his mini binoculars to see their design. "Oh I wonder what design Pyrrha chose for them bo…..Oh no…."

Those weren't fusion earrings, those were the fusion earrings! The brothers be damned those things caused him enough grief over the years, he still couldn't believe he let Salem convince him to help her make them. 'Help with unity my ass!' He thought remembering all the mischief Salem and his daughters cause with those dangerous pieces of jewelry.

'I have to stop those fools!' Ozpin thought as he jumped from his spot with the grace of a veteran warrior who had thousands upon thousands of years with combat experience. He needed to act quick because he saw Bleiss take one, and place it on her left ear.

"Alright, no turning back Bleiss." Pyrrha said as she began to place the earring on her right ear.

"Bleiss, Pyrrha where are you two?!" Jaune Arc's voice called out as he searched for his teammate, and friend from RBBY. He'd stopped when he finally saw the two, and ran up to greet them. "Hey guys!" He said running to the girls who looked to him as Ozpin so happened to land on him.

"Jaune!" They both said just as the earrings lit up, and caused their pelvises to fly into one another in a blinding light.

"Nooooo!" Ozpin screamed in disbelief as he watched the earrings do what they'd not done for eons. "I'm to late."

"To late for what professor, also can you get up? Your knee is kinda in my kidney." Jaune groaned before he looked to where Bleiss and Pyrrha had been, and his jaw dropped.

Where the two girls had been stood a new woman that for lack of better terms looked like she'd been made of the two girl. She had was as tall as Pyrrha, had Bleiss' cool eye scar, her clothes seemed to be an armored version of Bleiss' outfit with Pyrrha's sash still in the middle, and her hair was in a pony tail with Pyrrha's circlet mixed with Bleiss Tiara in a ponytail.

Speaking of her hair it was both red and black in criss crossing secretion that went down black, red, black, red. Though what stood as a shock was when she opened her eyes showing one had been red on the left side, and green on the right. Her vision zeroed in on Jaune, and grinned.

"Hey stud! I'm Blyyrha Schneekos, and I'm here to rock your whole fucking world baby!" Blyrrha said in a voice that sounded like a beautiful combination of Bleiss', and Pyrrha's. To top it off she winked at him, and caused his cheeks to burn.

"Damnit, it begins again. Curse you Salem, and your love of making weird party games." Ozpin muttered lowly to himself.