Crazy trouble with love part 3
Tina and Lee
Series: Detentionare
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Tina sighed while getting her books from her locker and was dreading the fact the morning announcements were going to be hell, especially with Chaz being his typical self and stealing the spotlight. "I swear that guy must have ADD or something."
But when she got her last book she noticed an ipod in the back. "Huh? Where did that come from." she reached in and pulled it out and looked it over. "This doesn't look like it belongs to me. Maybe someone left it here and they thought it was their locker. But then how did they get the combination?" she looked it over for anything unusual yet the only thing was the Mann, Wurst, and Finnwich logo.
She looked up and saw there was some time before she had to start and shut her locker before walking away. "Hmm, I know it's wrong to look at other people's stuff, but maybe the owner won't mind if I just take a listen, just to pass some time."
She put the earphones in and turned it on. She found it weird that there was only one song on it. Especially since she stared at the ipod without looking where she was going and felt her eyes droop for some reason. "Whats….going on?"
Lee and his friends were hanging out at Lee's locker while Tina kept drifting on and when she was fully entranced, a voice spoke.
"Be true to your feelings."
'Be true, to my feelings…' she repeated in her mind.
"So I was just walking to home the other day and I swear all of the cheerleaders winked at me." smiled Cam. "I think they got the hots for me."
"Holger is hearing that before." the tall blonde haired boy rolled his eyes.
"Maybe they all just had something in their eyes." spoke Lee with a chuckle while seeing Tina walk past them slumped over while walking. "Hey guys, did Tina seem a little...off to you?"
"Who knows? Maybe she didn't get enough sleep or drank some bad milk. Trust me, I know the feeling of expired cafeteria milk." cringed Cam.
The song reached its end and Tina came out of her trance while rubbing her head. "That was weird, not the kind of music I usually listen to. Wasn't I just at my locker?" she looked around and saw she was just outside the door for the news studio. "Eh whatever." she shrugged and walked inside.
Sitting at the desk looking at his reflection while brushing his hair was Chaz smiling and trying to look, in his eyes, perfect. "Ah, if only I could marry myself I would propose right now
She rolled her eyes before walking over and took her seat next to him with the papers on the front. 'Narcissist.' "Just try not to take up too much time on your honeymoon."
"Envy is such an ugly emotion Tina." He put the mirror down while the time was getting close. "I think I can already see wrinkles on your face."
She let out a growl before she was given the cue to get ready. The camera guy counted down before it hit zero and she cleared her throat. "Good morning students, I am-"
"Hogging camera time." Chaz cut her off with a smile. "I'm Chaz and today we have some juicy gossip for you today."
"Like how you use more hair care products then all the girls in this school combined?" Tina cut in.
He looked at her in surprise while everyone watching snickered at that.
"I mean seriously, I've been to enough beauty salons to know that you could fit ten of their whole stock in your home. Or is that just this month's amount? And speaking of amounts. When are your next weekly shipments from AVON coming in? I'm sure you got plenty to share with me, and the whole cheerleading team."
"Wha….uh...huh?" he got out while the students watching started laughing outright.
"And Chaz did you remember to send your daily letters to your grandma, or as you call her, Gammygam?"
"How did you know that?!" he screamed out before covering his mouth with the students laughing harder. Some even shedding tears or rolling out of their chairs and holding their sides. "Uh, I mean….I have no idea what you're talking about." he spoke sitting down and putting on a neutral expression. "We'll be right back after a brief intervention."
"No way, we're giving the students the morning news, without sto- EEP!" she was grabbed out of her seat and dragged out of the room by Chaz.
"Sorry folks we'll be real quick!" he called while pushing her out of the room and slammed the door shut behind them. "Okay Kwee, talk, how did you know all that?"
"Because Chaz, I'm a reporter. It's my job to get the facts. And believe me I know a lot more than those." she said with a dark smirk. "Do you really want me to spill the beans about your special undies?"
He made a deep audible gasp. "You wouldn't dare!" he cried out in horror.
"Oh I would." she said grabbing his collar and pulled him in to glare into his eyes. "You have been desecrating the fine art of journalism for too long with your stupid gossip. I stayed quiet for this long because I was being nice. Well no more Miss. Nice Girl. Either you shape up and take this job seriously or I will destroy you. Kapeesh?"
"Kapee, Kapee, yeah." he nodded in fear.
"Good," she said letting him go. "Phew, that was so therapeutic." she frowned at him. "Isn't it time we resumed the news now?"
"Yes ma'am. Whatever you say ma'am." he gulped while opening the door for her as they walked in and sat back down at the desk.
"Sorry for the interruption everyone it won't happen again. Right Chaz?"
"Right, not at all." he nodded with his best false smile. "In other news the Tatzelwurm has escaped again and is most likely in the vent system."
"I could have told them that." Lee muttered to himself. 'But I gotta say, never expected her to do that to Chaz.'
After the announcements the two walked out.
"Nicely done Chaz." Tiba remarked as he held the door open for her. "Keep this up and I'll keep my lips sealed."
"Yeah, yeah, although that was a little uncalled for bringing Gammygam into this."
"Well guess what? With journalism you have to play dirty sometimes. Especially to those who get on my nerves." she narrowed her eyes.
"Eep."
"And if you get any ideas to get dirt on me, then I'll just make sure to have my finger on the send button at all times. If I get dirty, I. Will. Bury. You." she spoke with a cold tone.
"Uh, right." he gulped nervously.
"Now if you excuse me, I've got other things to do. Piece of advice, cut back on the hairspray." she said knocking on his hair which made a metallic clank with each strike.
He moved back and held his hair while she walked past him.
"Later Chaz."
'That girl is scary.'
Tina walked through the school hall giddy as a...well a school girl. 'That felt great! I should have done this at the start of the school year.'. She giggled with a hand over her mouth but because she wasn't watching where she was going and walked into someone.
"Oof!" Lee looked and chuckled. "Sorry about that Tina, I wasn't watching where I was going. By the way, I saw what you did on the report and I gotta say that was pretty good. The whole embarrassing Chaz part I mean, not that the rest wasn't just as good."
"Oh, uh, Thanks Lee." She said with her face starting to heat up. "I guess it just came out of nowh-"
"Ping!" came Barrage's voice followed by the clang of his metal shoe. "Don't be gettin' any ideas about goin' on any lunch dates, you still got detention!"
Tina scowled and crossed her arms. "And I say you need to tone down on all the drill Sergeant crap Bucket Butt!"
Lee and Barrage looked at her in shock while any nearby student who heard gasped or dropped their books.
"I think I know what your problem is, a number of your body parts replaced with Cybernetics and deep deep down you feel like less of a man, so you act all big and tough to make up for it."
Lee's eyes widened while Barrage pushed him aside and walked up to Tina while crouching down to look her dead in the eye with a glare before he broke down crying.
"Oh god! It's true! It's all true! I'm just half a man ever since I got these metallic lies! Sure they help in battle and disciplinin' youths, but they're not me! I mean, what woman wants a man who's half robot!" he leaned into the lockers and banged on them with his mental arm leaving large dents.
Every student watching was baffled while Tina moved over and patted Barrage's back.
"It's alright. Look, while you might not get them back, that doesn't mean you should give up. You've got the look and knowledge to really make a difference. You could actually impress a lot of people, men and women, because you could show them your strength, confidence, and overall how you can get people in line. A lot of women actually wish they had that in a man."
He sniffled and wiped his remaining eye. "Thank ya little lady. Although I still gotta give ya detention."
"I kinda figured that." she stated with a shrug.a
"And the rest of ya, get to class." he ordered the students with his serious expression before walking off.
"Whoa, Tina…" Lee said with a slack jaw. "Did you just really….make Barrage cry and open up?"
"Looks like it." she smiled. "And it looks like we'll be spending some time together in detention."
"Yeah, you, me, and Biffy."
'Wow, did Lee get a little bit more cuter today?' she thought to herself.
(Later)
Barrage lead the two to the detention room around lunchtime and opened the door. But unlike every other times Biffy was nowhere in sight.
"I'll be back for you two after lunch, just don't go and get any funny ideas." he spoke as they walked in and sat at two desks.
"Uh where's Biffy?"
"Mr. Goldstein will not be joining you on account of a bad cold. So you too will be all alone today." he narrowed his eye. "So don't go getting any funny ideas you two." he slammed the door making the two cringe.
"Wow, is he always like that before detention?" asked Tina.
"More or less." he shrugged. "Don't worry, you'll be out of here in no time if you don't look at the clock and worry about it." 'Without out Biffy here I can't continue my investigation.'
'Wow, here alone with Lee and without his annoying 'girlfriend' here to get in the way. Hmm, maybe I can use this.' she looked at the teacher sleeping at the desk. "Does he sleep often during detention?"
"Sleeping Ugly? Yup, the guy who won't wake up from anything. Just watch." Lee picked up an eraser and tossed it at the male and hit him in head, but the teacher kept snoring without stirring. "See?"
"So he won't report us, no matter what we do?"
"Not unless he's got a camera on him." 'Which I should check, just to make sure.'
"Great." Tina said standing up. "So... what do you do in here?"
"Um….just sit here and do homework."
"Do you honestly expect me to believe that crock of bull?" She questioned. "The guy to pull off a prank that big would spend his time in detention doing homework?" She sat on a desk and crossed her legs. "What really goes on in here? Planning an even bigger prank for next year?"
"What? No way. Really that was just a front. I just love homework." he waved off while inwardly panicking. 'If she finds out, this might get to Barrage and then I'll be screwed.'
"Well if you don't feel comfortable talking about it we could do something else." she smiled while leaning over with a grin. "Something that both of us will just love." she reached over and rubbed the side of his head.
Lee blushed at the hidden meaning. "Uh, Tina? Y-You feeling alright?"
"I've never felt better in my life." She replied.l
"You sure? Cause maybe I could get the nurse." he spoke standing up and slowly backing away.
"Oh come on Lee, a guy and a girl all alone, no one to reprimand us?" She said with half lidded eyes while wiggling her eyebrows.
He blushed as red as his hair before she grabbed the front of his shirt and pulled him over with his face inches from hers with a giggle. "Kiss me bad boy."
"W-" he was cut off before she pulled him closer and their lips pressed together "HMMM?!"
'Man have I waited too long to feel his lips.' She thought while her hand moved around his neck.
'Is this really happening? Is Tina actually kissing me?!' he thought while slowly relaxing while feeling her soft lips against his. 'Yup, and I'm not dreaming, yes!' his hands went to her waist as her body pressed up against him. 'But wait, I need to try and find out why she's so forward.' he thought before pushing her back. "Tina what's going on? What's gotten into you?"
"What? I'm just using this chance to express myself. For once I'm being true to my feelings, and it feels great! I got Chaz to stop with the gossip and knocked Barrage off his high horse!"
He gulped before she pushed him to the ground and sat on his waist before she started undoing her top and showing her bra. "W-W-Wait Tina! We can't do that, especially here!"
"Why not?" she asked. "You said the that guy is always asleep."
"Well, yeah. But I mean this is detention for lunchtime. If we try anything like that Barrage is gonna see us and things are just gonna get worse."
"Ugh." she groaned and buttoned her top back before turning away.
"Why don't we just talk, like what the hell brought this on? Did anything weird happen today?"
"Well….there was this Ipod I found in my locker, but I assumed it was someone else's, even though no one else could have my combination, but everything else was just fine." she said pulling out out the Ipod.
He took the device and looked it over. "Did you listen to the music on this?"
"Yeah but there was only one song on it. But for the life of me, I can't remember what it was."
'Oh no, that damn song. But wait, it doesn't make a person change like this. Maybe it's some sort of new version. But why put it where Tina would find it?' "Hey Tina can I see that for a sec?"
"Sure." she replied handing it to him.
He put the earphones in and played the song. He slowly heard the same words Tina did while not feeling that different.
"Be true to your feelings."
He stopped it and looked at Tina. "This song was telling you to be true to your feelings."
"Well message received." she said with a hand on his chest and the other one going to the back of his head.
"Well with some modification I can fix you."
"Not a chance" she said swiping the device. "I'm sticking with this new me and not going back to what I was before." she then slammed the device on the floor and slammed her foot down on it.
"No!" he cried out before seeing the music player was broken. "Tina you don't know what might happen! For all you know you might be too free and do something rash."
"I'll take my chances." she crossed her arms. "I don't know who made that song, but if I see them I'm thanking them every day for the rest of my life."
"Tina please you don't know what you're involved in."
"Well if you know what it is then, go ahead and tell me."
"Well-" before he could get another word out the vent in the ceiling opened and the red tatzelwurm fell out.
"What the- why's the tatzelwurm here?" she asked jumping on a chair in surprise.
It looked at her before looking over at Lee and hissed before pointing at the door.
Lee cleared his throat and gestured to Tina with his head.
It looked at the still shocked Tina before going wide eyed and turned to Lee before flashing a thumbs up and made it's way back up to the vent before slithering away.
"Lee, what the heck was that about?" Tina questioned.
"Well it all began like this…" Lee explained what was happening and that he wasn't responsible for the big prank.
(Later)
"Wow….That's heavy." Said Tina.
"And that's what I've been doing while in detention. Trying to clear my name while getting involved in a whole lot of other crazy stuff like tunnels under the city and Cyborg tatzelwurms."
"Wow, that's-" Tina was cut off as the door opened and they saw Barrage enter.
"Alright free to go, back to class." he narrowed his eye. "And I assume nothing happened here, right?"
"You calling me a harlot?" Tina asked the Cyborg with narrowed eyes. "Because something like that can cost you your job if word got out you're accusing a student of that without evidence."
"Whoa, whoa, easy little lady I didn't mean nothin' by it." he held his hands up.
"Then we'll just be going now to class." she spoke while grabbing Lee by the wrist and lead him past Barrage. "My god I always wanted to stick it to that blowhard."
"I wouldn't let it get to your head, otherwise he might give you a worse punishment than what I have."
"I may have more freedom but I'm not stupid." she replied. "Besides, sometimes a journalist's job is to take risks."
"I'm still not so sure about this new free Tina." Lee remarked.
"Just give it time and you'll get use to the new me." she said tickling his chin.
He let out a laugh before covering his mouth with a blush. 'Come on man! Now she knows you're ticklish.'
"Lee!" Brandy cried.
"Oh, hey Brandy." he waved awkwardly as the Glamazon stamped up to him.
"What are you doing with her?" she demanded pointing to Tina.
"News flash Brandy, when gesturing to someone, use their names. You know what a name is, right?" smirked Tina. "Or did all that makeup you wear mess with what little brain cells you have left and personally if you have to blackmail someone to be your boyfriend it just makes you look pathetic."
Brandy was shocked at the sudden throw back before frowning. "Oh really? This coming from a girl who's only goal in life is to tell people what's already happened? That's the most boring thing I've heard in my life."
"Not if you haven't already heard it." Said Tina. "And what's your goal in life? Try to look pretty and end up like a plastic doll? Wow, that's something that literally ANY girl can do with plastic surgery, or maybe you'll be standing on the sidewalk in skimpy outfits giving blowjobs and handjobs like Halloween candy."
Brandy gasped before lunging at Tina and knocking her to the ground. "You bitch!"
"I may be a bitch but at least I have a future ahead of me," she said rolling around. "What do you have going for you?"
"Girls calm down!" spoke Lee who tried crouching down to pry them away from each other.
"If you studied as much as you applied makeup, you'd actually be respectable." spoke Tina pinning Brandy on the floor with a frown. "Are you ready to throw your life away like some cheap whore or actually be someone others can respect? I'm sorry if I sound offensive but someone has to get it through that head of yours that looks can only take you so far, what do you think will happen when those start to go?"
Brandy tried squirming away, but let that sink in and looked away. "I don't know, but it's the only thing I know."
Tina rolled her eyes and got off of Brandy before pulling her up. "Look Brandy, a lot of things in life are going to seem hard but the most worthwhile things are never easy, go to the library and start cramming your head instead of cramming your purse."
Brandy looked away and just walked off while letting that sink in while Lee looked at her form and then back at Tina who smiled while dusting herself off.
"Dang girl." Said Lee. "First Barrage now Brandy? You could be a school counselor if you did that to all the Glamazons."
"Hmmm?" She looked away with a thoughtful expression. "Well it never hurts to have a backup career if being a journalist doesn't work out."
"Now if only you could work your magic on my mom to get me ungrounded."
"Throw in a date with you and I might fix that." she winked.
"Oh...wow." Lee blinked not expecting that response.
(Later)
It was near the end of the school day when Lee walked through the halls when he was approached by Brandy again. "Hey Lee, can we talk?"
"Um, yeah sure." he replied. "What do you wanna talk about?"
"Look, Tina was right, I need to make something of myself. And thinking it over, suddenly making you my boyfriend isn't the way to go. So I think it's best if we split up, that way you're not tied down, and I can figure out my own life. That alright with you?"
"Uh yeah?" He replied before she pulled him in close.
"I could have done this over the phone but breaking up in public gets the word out faster. Hey ladies Lee Ping is back on the market, you want him, come get him!"
"What are you doing?" he asked before hearing the sound of numerous footsteps.
"You should run." said Brandy.
He saw a crowd of girls running around the corner knocking down any guy in their way and he went wide eyed before bolting down the other way.
"Sorry Lee!" Brandy called before the girls passed by her.
Lee ran as fast as he could through the halls and nearly ran into his friends.
"Hey Lee! What's the crowd of chicas for?" asked Cam.
"Brandy, break up, gotta run." he got out before running off with the girls running past the two.
"Oh! This is reminding Holger of the time he ran in the yearly running of the yaks." smiled Holger. "Such fun, good exercise too."
The girls were starting to gain on him before he was pulled into a classroom and the door was then blocked by his mother.
"Oh thank god. Or in this case, thanks mom." he sighed in relief.
"You girls leave my son alone, he's not going to have time to date any of you, because I have already chosen who he will date."
Hearing that made the girls groan with disappointment and Lee look at his mom like she was nuts.
"Mom you can't just make that kinda decision for me."
"Can and did. She's a nice girl, very persuasive, not to mention spunky." She said pointing to the desk where Tina was standing. "She'll make a respectable man out of you."
"Tina?" he blinked. "Wait, did you just...did you really talk to my mom about what you said earlier?"
"Yep, I couldn't actually get her to unground you but we reached a compromise."
"She came and talked to me and came up with a great idea. That she can help you with school and in return she can help keep you out of any more trouble. That's why I pick her to be the right girl for you."
The other girls glared at Tina who wrapped her arms around Lee before she stuck out her tongue at them.
"Now you all go and go home, school's over." frowned the mother with the crowd begrudgingly listened and departed away from the door. "Here Lee," his mother said handing him $20. "Go see movie with Tina, but from now on you are to be home by six."
"Uh, sure mom, thanks." he spoke while accepting the money as his mom left the room. "Wow, did we...just become a couple?"
"Is that a problem? You get a few free hours to continue your little investigation."
He looked at the time, money, and smiling Tina and smiled. "No, I don't see a problem with it at all. Catch you after I get out of detention?"
"Oh you will." she said leaning in, "because we still need to finish what we started in there." she said kissing his cheek then walked out swaying her hips.
He blushed at what she meant and tugged at his shirt collar. 'Oh boy, I better keep my eyes on her. And a condom in my wallet.' he thought to himself before heading out.
