OMFG, how the hell did they end that Hellatus?! I just, I can't even … I flipping hate Metatron, with every fibre of my fangirl being! The writers are cruel! And have you seen William Shatner's support of us British SPN fans? He's been the only person to get a response from Sky Living over cancelling us. We're all having to stream because of that nonsense.
This is the only fanfic I'll be updating today, sorry. I'm in a funny writing mood, and I've got work tonight. I'll try and get the next chapter of Faith up before work tomorrow. Hope this is okay! Still in Weechester mode, but not quite as young as before.
'Dean, I'm not sure about this.'
'Oh, Come on Sammy, I'm sure Dad'll understand.'
'What if I crash? What if I damage the car? What if he keeps tabs on the odometer and tears me a new one?'
'What if we're on a hunt and we need to shag ass out of there? What if Dad gets so hurt that he can barely move and I can only just drag him into the backseat? You need to learn. At least it's not shift stick, that makes it easier.'
'Okay, but what if we get pulled over by the cops and they notice that neither of us has a licence?'
'Then you do that puppy dog look.'
'I have a puppy dog look?'
'Yeah, it's the one that got you an extended bed time. And candy. And a lift on the life long grounding?'
'Oh. What does it look like?'
'Shut up, Sammy. Okay, keys in the ignition.'
'Right. Are my feet supposed to be somewhere?'
'Not yet, wait until the car starts, and then put that foot on that pedal.'
'I don't think I can even reach it, Dean, not without slipping down, and then I can't see where we're going. Can't I move the seat forward, somehow?'
'Sorry shrimp. hey, who knows, maybe one day you'll be like, seven foot tall?'
'You're not funny Dean. This really isn't a good idea.'
'Hey, Dad taught me when I was your age.'
'Yeah, but he likes you.'
'Sammy, he likes you too. He just hates you talking back to him. You should work on that.'
'He's going to kill me for driving this. He's going to kill you for teaching me.'
'No he won't, he'll be grateful you've learned a new lifeskill. Especially if it takes you less time than it took you to shoot a gun.'
'I've got a good aim, Dean, I just didn't want to shoot anything.'
'Maybe you just need to man up a little, Sammy?'
'Shut up, jerk.'
'Bitch.'
