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The Warning: This chapter contains kissing, a hook up, funny moments, detective work, slurs, a vile alliance forming, heart warming moments (depends on the person) and fried eggs for breakfast Yu have been warned!
Note: And so we start the fourteenth episode. Between you, me and whoever reads this message … this is the episode that I have most been looking forward to writing. I won't say why, but you're free to speculate. Anyway; this story now has over five thousand hits; thank you very much to everyone who has helped the story achieve this! And now … on with the show!
Sometimes you can't make it on your own!
Spider and Quana stood on the dock of shame late at night; the stars were out and a number of constellations were visible in the sky, it was a very beautiful night indeed.
"Last time on Total Drama Letterama; the teams got ready to get wet as we were having a water challenge. The objective was simple; get five treasure chests onto the Golden Mat on the team's boat. The first team to do this would win the challenge." Began Spider. "However, the real drama didn't even happen during the challenge … it happened before in a way that disgusts me."
"And me." Agreed Quana. "Kim left an extremely racist and homicidal note in Sasha's coat pocket, complete with an extremely graphic drawing of Sasha … that is nauseating. I really am shocked that Kim would go that low. She didn't even have a plan with that at first! Tabitha may have played a slightly similar game to Kim. But she knew when to stop … most of the time. Are you sure we can't disqualify Kim my little arachnid?"
"I'm afraid not; she hasn't caused any physical harm and that is the only grounds for disqualification. From that Kasimar should have been disqualified early on last season … but Chris ignored contract." Said Spider bitterly. "Kim is, well, disturbing."
"Agreed. Well; the challenge went quite well; we saw a lot of bonding between the contestants. Winnie and Yannis were going steady and Winnie let Yannis apply sunscreen no her … we should do that sometime cutie." Said Quana with a flirty wink.
"Maybe…" Mumbled Spider nervously. "Cherry and Tyson are getting along swimmingly, no pun intended. Even Paul and VayVay are getting closer; it's really nice seeing people fall in love. I think the amount of love on this show is why it is so popular."
"Once again, I agree." Nodded Quana. "Eddie and Sasha are getting closer as well; Eddie has vowed to figure out who left that note … I wish him good luck. But things were going o get worse before they had a chance to get better in what was possibly one of the cruelest things I've ever seen."
"To put it simply, Kim framed Yannis for leaving that awful note. Yannis was subsequently voted off which left Winnie in tears. But before he left he was actually able to speak and tell Winnie that he loved her … that really gave me a warm fuzzy." Smiled Spider before he frowned. "I find the fact Kim feels no guilt at all over what she did to be very unsettling. I can only hope she meets a truly brutal downfall … seriously, some fans want her dead!"
"At this point I don't really blame them." Said Quana with a pouty expression. "We're down to fourteen campers now, almost half of our contestants are gone and by the end of today half of them will remain. The challenge we have planned will be quite a bonding exercise."
"So which team will win immunity? Can Eddie find out the culprit before it's too late? Will anybody else hook up? And will Winnie be able to carry on without Yannis? Asked Spider rhetorically.
"Find out right now on Total Drama Letterama. "Finished Quana.
(Theme song, I wanna be famous)
Team Graveyard was in the Champion Cabin and felt satisfied at their first victory. All seven of them had been victories a few times on their previous teams, but in their new team this was their first victory.
Eddie and Sasha were sitting on the couch watching TV; well, to be more specific Sasha was playing on her ever present Nintendo DS while Eddie was comparing two sheets of paper and looked like he was focusing very hard.
"Winning feels good doesn't it Eddie." Said Sasha as she played Mario Kart. "I just feel it was wrong how Yannis was voted off; I do hope Winnie will be alright."
"I hope so as well." Said Eddie as he carefully looked of the notes.
"Why are you still looking at those notes?" Asked Sasha curiously as she paused her game. "I mean, they are pretty vile."
"That they are Sasha; but I'm just making a comparison." Stated Eddie. "And you know … I think that I've reached a conclusion."
"Really? What is it?"! Inquired Sasha.
"… These notes are written by different people. Let me explain." Said Eddie as he showed Sasha one of the notes. "This is a note Yannis wrote; it is his way of communication, take a good look at the writing."
Eddie then handed Sasha the other note.
"Take a look at this horrid note; this was what made you cry … but if you look closely, the writing is slightly different. It is close, but not quite the same; I deduce that somebody tried to copy Yannis's writing to frame him for something he didn't do." Said Eddie before frowning. "Somebody knows I'm onto them."
"You mean … Yannis didn't do it?" Gaped Sasha. "Oh my god! Kim slapped him, Donny yelled at him … and he did nothing … I feel terrible, why didn't I do something to stop them?"
Tears of regret started to exit Sasha's eyes; Eddie noticed this and gave her a comforting hug.
"Somebody is playing all of us like a fiddle … I do not know who it is … but there are still twelve suspects, kind of like Murder on the Orient Express." Said Eddie.
"Do you have any theories as to who did it?" Asked Sasha.
"Several; each more unlikely than the last. But it all comes down to the same conclusion … I don't have enough evidence." Sighed Eddie. "But I am going to make sure that justice is served."
Confessional: The case is getting hotter, hotter than magma!
Eddie: Who could have committed the crime? … There is a possibility that Kasimar did it, but he was nowhere near the girl's cabin last night … but I suppose he could be the thirteenth suspect.
Sasha: Poor Yannis … I hope he's ok. Who would be so horrid to actually frame him for that?
Kim: Damn! Eddie is smarter than I thought; it's a good thing he doesn't know what my hand writing looks like. Well, I can easily throw him off my trail.
Kim entered the living room area of the Champion Cabin as stood next to the sofa.
"What are you two talking about?" Inquired Kim. "Anything to do with 'kissy business'?"
Sasha blushed while Eddie shook his head.
"No; I've just discovered that Yannis was innocent … if only I could have discovered it sooner." Sighed Eddie.
"Wait … what?" Blinked Kim in completely false surprise and confusion.
"Yeah, somebody forged the second note." Explained Sasha. "The question is … who?"
"… I really don't know." Lied Kim. "But I'll help you in any way I can, we've got to stick together, we were on Team Mongolia together after all … oh no…"
"What is it?" Asked Eddie.
"I slapped Yannis … and now I know he did nothing … oh god! What have I done?" said Kim in a manipulative tearful whisper.
"Do not worry Kim; you didn't know. When you see Yannis next I'm sure he'll forgive you if you apologize." Assured Sasha.
"You know what … you're right. I'll do that." Nodded Kim with a fake small smile.
Confessional: Right as rain!
Kim: Yeah; I lied, I never apologize to niggers and I'd happily slap Yannis again and again.
Sasha: (She is playing no her DS). Gaming always helps me relieve stress; it's a fulfilling hobbie, like the first time I got a gem in Crash Bandicoot.
Paul and VayVay were sitting next to each other in one of the bedrooms. VayVay was currently teaching Paul how to meditate.
"Just assume a relaxing position, close your eyes and think of something happy, be it a memory, a place or a person. Focus on it and calm the storm of your mind." Said VayVay soothingly.
"Err … ok, I'll try." Said Paul as he crossed his legs and began to think; a calm expression gradually appeared on his face as he thought back to somebody who had meant a lot to him.
His deceased twin sister Penelopey.
However, as Paul thought about her a pained expression appeared on his face as he recalled the horrible feeling he had felt when she had died of her illness. Soon Paul was started to sweat.
"Paul; relax!" Said VayVay as she gently shook him to bring him back to reality.
"Huh? Oh … I guess I panicked myself … it wouldn't be the first time I've done that." Said Paul as he took a few deep breaths.
"What were you thinking about?" Asked VayVay.
"… Someone who meant a lot to me … but I guess thinking about it just depressed me." Mumbled Paul. "
"Is this anything to do with why you are germaphobic?" Asked VayVay gently.
Paul as silent for a moment.
"Yes … but if it's alright with you I'd rather not talk about it. Someday I'll be ready to … but today isn't that day." Said Paul hesitantly.
"Not a problematic problem." Smiled VayVay. "I won't rush you … so, out of curiosity, did you like seeing me in my bikini?"
Paul was silent again and a blush appeared on his face.
"If I may be as bold to say this … you looked really sexy." Said Paul shyly.
VayVay giggled in appreciation and smiled.
"You didn't look so bad yourself." Replied VayVay. "In fact, you looked so handsome I had an urge to kiss you … it was hard to resist indeedy deed. But if it's ok with you, I'd kinda like to now."
Paul was silent while VayVay looked at him with a sexy but very innocent expression; kissing her seemed very inviting … but Paul lost his nerve.
"Maybe another time … I don't really feel ready yet … sorry." Apologized Paul.
VayVay looked mildly disappointed but nodded in understanding.
"That's fine, fine as flapdoodle, I won't rush you … but when you are ready to kiss me … watch out! Rawr!" Flirted VayVay.
Confessional: Did she just growl like a tiger?
VayVay: If Paul wants to take it slow that's fine by me; it's very responsible of him … but I'd kinda like to give him a smoochy smooch sometime.
Paul: I'll have to tell VayVay sometime … it's just that it is kind of … difficult to talk about.
Rheneas and Max were in the games room; Max was playing on a game titled 'Gelatinous Cube: The Game' while Rheneas read a Superman Comic Book while sitting in a beanbag cushion.
"Man; what an end to the day." Said Rheneas as he turned a page in his comic book. "I have to say I'm pretty shocked."
"As am I." Agreed Max. "How could Yannis do that?"
"I have to wonder if Yannis even did it; why would he write it in his notebook anyway? Somebody could have easily discovered it. Something is really not adding up." Said Rheneas with a tone of thought. "I think we've been hoodwinked by someone."
"Hoodwinked?" Repeated Max.
"Yeah; it's another word for fooled or tricked." Explained Rheneas.
"I know what it means; I'm just surprised … are you sure?" Asked Max.
"I don't know dude; but I have to say it is quite unlike Yannis to do something like that. We never really spoke … but from what I know he was kind and a very honest person … it just strikes me as odd." Explained Rheneas.
"I'm sure this mess will sort itself out." Assured Max. "In the mean time, I'm thinking about how I can make some progress with Jill."
"Well, didn't you say that you were going to ask her to take a late night walk with you during the challenge?" Reminded Rheneas.
"Hey, you're right … I think I'll go and ask her." Said Max as he turned off the video game he was playing and got to his feet. "This moment is going to be for truth, for justice, and for nerds all over the whole damn world!"
"… Do you want some whine with that ham?" Asked Rheneas with a dry smirk.
"Wish me luck." Said Max as he exited the room.
"Ok then, good luck." Said Rheneas with a salute as he stretched out and relaxed on the bean bag cushion he was sitting on.
Confessional: Jumping bean bag!
Max: Ok; I'm hoping to ask Jill out at some point today … I hope I don't blow it, nerds are not known for being girl experts.
Rheneas: Talking about love makes me think of Tabitha; I haven't seen her in a few days … I hope she's alright since she's in quite an emotional state. Part of me wants to ask her out, but the other part of me has a feeling that she'd reject me. … I will when the time is right.
"Man, voting out Yannis makes me feel really uncool." Said Tyson with a small sigh of regret. "It shouldn't have ended the way it did … I hope Winnie's not going to be too upset."
"I agree that Winnie shouldn't have to suffer … but Yannis shouldn't have written that note in the first place." Stated Donny. "That being said, I don't think that Kim should have slapped him."
"I reckon Kim isn't very nice; she just rubs me the wrong way if that's the right saying." Admitted Zed. "Don't know why, but it is what it is."
"It'll be weird without Yannis, but we've got to keep going." Said Tyson while running a hand through his green hair. "Still, one good thing did come out of the challenge…"
"What's that?" Asked Donny.
"Me and Cherry bonded a bit; I think I've scored some points with her." Said Tyson in content. "She's really something; so wild and yet so pretty; kind of like a dragonfly … that could be a pet name for her now that I think about it."
"You two go good together; both of you are as wild and outgoing as some kind of race car; I reckon that you'll make a really nice couple." Said Zed supportively. "Join the dating club; we have hats … is that how the joke goes?"
"It's actually 'we have jackets' … but close enough." Stated Donny. "It's been just about two weeks since we arrived on this island … something tells me that we haven't seen the last of the drama from yesterday … even though Yannis is gone I think things are going to continue happening."
"Isn't that why the show is called 'Total Drama'?" Asked Zed.
"… Fair point." Shrugged Donny.
"Say, Zed, what's it like having Opal as a girlfriend?" Asked Tyson in genuine curiosity. "Though I like Cherry I have to admit that Opal is a really cool girl."
"That she is." Chuckled Zed nervously. "She's beautiful … but I like her personality a lot. She always puts a smile on my face and her peppy energy really is admirable … she's admittedly a good kisser as well. I'd love to camp out with her under the stars back no the farm."
"So you can share a sleeping bag with her?" Asked Donny with a smirk.
"… Opal actually suggested that." Blushed Zed.
"Lucky!" Teased Tyson.
Confessional: Lucky as an ace of spades!
Tyson: It's cool and, in a way, totally ironic that a farm boy was the first one of us to get a girlfriend. Funny how things work isn't it dudes?
Zed: To some Opal might be eccentric; to me she's awesome … if that's the right word.
Donny: Hormones are a guy's very own way of blowing his chances at winning a million dollars; I wonder if we'd have that problem if we were all kids. Hmm, Jimmy and Eleanor got together so I guess it'd make no difference.
"Do you know where Winnie is Jill?" Asked Cherry in concern for their missing bunk mate. "She hasn't come back yet … rotten raspberries, she sure was upset that Yannis was voted off."
"I don't blame her; if Max was voted off like that I'd be pretty sad as well." Said Jill.
"I'd be sad if Zed was voted off." Agreed Opal. "Too bad all of us are, hahaha, eventually going to be voted off … bar two."
"I know; it's sad … I wouldn't want to vote for Max." Mumbled Jill
"Your crush on Max is cute." Giggled Cherry.
"I'll say." Grinned Opal. "When are you two gonna, hahaha, hook up?"
"I don't know; I'm admittedly not very experienced in the dating dynamic." Said Jill with a faint pink blush. "But that isn't important right now; maybe we should go outside and look for Winnie; she must be taking the loss of Yannis pretty hard."
"Yeah; I feel like a big butthead for voting him off … we didn't really let him explain himself." Sighed Cherry in regret.
"Poor Yannis." Said Opal softly. "I feel like such a meanie face for, hahaha, voting for him."
"Not like he could really explain himself anyway." Said Jill.
"Paul can translate for him; Paul's good at sign language." Said Cherry. "Tyson told me."
"You sure have it bad for that rocker." Noted Jill with some amusement.
"What can I say? I'm in love." Said Cherry with a contently happy giggle. "He's cute, he's really nice and he's got enough energy to keep up with my fast paced lifestyle."
"I wish you good luck; there's a guy out there for every girl." Said Jill positively. "That's what I think anyway."
"There was somebody for me." Giggled Opal. "Zed is the best boyfriend, hahaha, ever!"
"Why do you laugh so much Opal?" Asked Jill curiously.
"It's a verbal tick; I'm unable to, hahaha, properly control it. I know I'm insane already, you don't have to tell me." Said Opal almost sadly.
"You're not insane Opal; you're a very sweet girl … you're just kinda bouncy, like me really." Comforted Cherry.
"I agree; you are not insane." Assured Jill.
"Thanks girls; that means a, hahaha, lot." Said Opal in a touched voice.
There was a sudden knock on the door.
"Hang on." Said Jill as she got out of bed which revealed that she was wearing a rather revealing pink nightgown.
Jill opened the door to reveal Max standing there.
"Hey Max; bit late to be making a house call isn't it?" Asked Jill teasingly.
"Err … maybe." Said Max while trying not to stare at Jill in her revealing attire. "I was just wondering, well, err, it's a nice night so … would you like to take a moonlit walk with me?"
Jill was silent for a moment; she turned back to Cherry and Opal who both nodded enthusiastically. Jill turned back to Max and smiled.
"Sure, sounds fun." Smiled Jill. "Just let me get changed into my normal cloths … and no peeking!"
"I wouldn't dream of it." Promised Max.
"Good … and in case you were wondering my panties are pink." Said Jill with a smirk as she closed the door so she could get changed.
Confessional: I smell fanservice!
Jill: The look on Max's face was worth the inevitable drool emitting from fan boy's mouths.
Max: She actually said she'd like to take a walk with me? … That's new. Maybe my girl whispering skills are improving!
Cherry: Go Jill! Man, I wish Tyson would ask me to take a walk with him. Well; I suppose I can always bond with him over soda chugging. I wonder if he likes strawberry flavor?
Opal: Zed hasn't even asked me what type of panties I wear yet … what a sweet, hahaha, guy!
Winnie was curled up in a ball sobbing in the Loser Cabin; since nobody was sleeping in it anymore she had come here to get some time to herself. Yannis had only been gone for a few hours and she already missed him so much that he might as well have been gone for an entire decade. Images of the others yelling at Yannis and Kim slapping him kept entering her head.
"Why… why would they be so quick to judge Yannis? I thought they were our friends." Whispered Winnie to herself. "I'm going to miss him so much."
Winnie wiped her tear stained eyes and sighed sadly.
"I bet everyone watching the show thinks that I'm a big crybaby." Mumbled Winnie. "I wish my kitties were here; they could cheer me up. But now I'm all alone on this island … who could have framed Yannis? And why would they?"
Confessional: I have two questions; why lie and lie why?
Winnie: Yannis would want me to keep going … but it's not going to be easy. I miss his skinny arms hugging me already.
Winnie reached into her skirt pocket and took out a picture that Yannis had drawn for her; it was a picture of the two of them watching a sunset together.
"I'm going to find out who it was that framed you … and when I do they're going to be SORRY." Promised Winnie even though she new her boyfriend wouldn't be able to hear her.
Winnie curled up and tried to go to sleep; but she couldn't get rid of the images of her tearful boyfriend being accused for something he didn't do nor would he even consider doing.
Confessional: Framing somebody … something that only the Mona Lisa would do … ok, bad pun indeed.
Winnie: I've never felt so angry and so upset at the same time before … it feels horrible.
Kim was standing behind the Mess Hall waiting for a certain person to arrive. When the others were at dinner she had left a note for somebody to find … somebody who she admired.
"When is he going to get here?" Asked Kim to herself.
A few moments later Kasimar walked around the corner with his hands in his pockets; he noticed Kim and grinned.
"Hey gorgeous; I'm guessing you left me the note." Said Kasimar. "Need me for something? How about if I give you some … attention?"
"As fun as that sounds, I have more important things to talk about." Said Kim in a flirty tone.
"You actually like me hitting on you? Most girls hate it … not that it stops me." Smirked Kasimar.
"Well, you're quite a guy Kasimar. Bad, rebellious, rotten to the core … I like it. Me and you could make a great team." Purred Kim as she traced Kasimar's chest with her finger. "I have a small … proposition for you."
"What might that be?" Asked Kasimar while staring at Kim's cleavage.
"There is an immunity idol hidden on this Island that I might need in the future … but it's gonna be so tricky for me to get it … I was wondering if you'd like to find it for me." Requested Kim softly.
"What's in it for me?" Asked Kasimar. "Sorry baby but I come at a price."
"If you keep me safe from elimination … I'll let you play with my boobs for twenty minutes." Said Kim with a wink.
"Hmm … make it thirty." Bargained Kasimar.
"Deal." Nodded Kim before dropping her voice to a seductive whisper. "You know Kasimar; you're my type of guy; seeing you break people's legs, push niggers to bears, killing a shitty little girls pet … it's makes me feel wet … keep going as you are and you'll earn more than just my boobs. See you later."
Kim left back to her cabin sashaying her hips a little while Kasimar grinned to himself.
"Nice; I get to cause misery, pain and suffering AND I get a nice rack to go with it … awesome." Chuckled Kasimar darkly. "Now … where could that Idol be?"
Confessional: This can't be good.
Kim: Kasimar is not only useful as a hired gun … but he's hot as well, he's my type of guy. Faking affection is easy … but I wasn't faking it just then.
Kasimar: Things just got interesting. Yahahahaha!
Jill and Max were walking along the beach together in silence; it was nice to just be alone to walk on the moonlit sandy beach, very nice indeed.
Max wondered if he was supposed to hold Jill's hand; after a moment of hesitation he did so. Jill smiled at this as they sat down on the sand still holding hands.
"This is really nice Max; just the two of us on the beach. You really know how to make very simply things become romantic." Said Jill with a smile.
"Natural talent I guess." Chuckled Max. "I rolled a natural twenty on my romance throw."
"Your Dungeons and Dragons metaphors are cute." Giggled Jill. "Much better than your chocolate pudding pick up line."
Max groaned in embarrassment while Jill giggled and grinned snarkerly.
"Well … you're the one who revealed her panties to the world during the kart race." Pointed out Max.
"Ok, we're even." Said Jill in equal embarrassment. "You know, we could get into a lot of trouble for hanging out like this … we are on opposite teams after all."
"You know what Jill … phooey to the teams; I think you're worth the trouble." Replied Max.
Max hoped he had said the right thing … judging by the smile on Jill's face he had.
"You know Max, sneaking around with you like this … the prospect of getting caught is pretty exciting … you bring out the bad girl in me." Said Jill almost slyly.
"Yeah … what'll we do if somebody sees us?" Asked Max nervously.
"Kiss each other and ignore them?" Suggested Jill.
Max was silent for a moment.
"… Sounds like a good plan to me." Said Max with a cheerful laugh.
The odd twosome sat together is silence holding hands for a few minutes in pure silence.
"Ask her out you idiot!" Yelled the voice in Max's head.
"What if she says no?" Replied Max nervously to himself.
"Look at her; do you think she's going to reject you?" Replied himself.
Max glanced at Jill; she was leaning against his shoulder with a relaxed smile on my face.
"I rest my case." Stated the voice in Max's head.
Max was silent for a moment more and decided to bite the bullet and ask her.
"Hey Jill; I have a question to ask you." Began Max. "It's clear that I like you … and you seem to like me too … well, err, I was wondering … would you like to go out with me? I know I'm not really stud manly or much of man in any way … but I like you. If you could give me a chance I'd be happy; I'll understand if you say no but I was hoping that-mpph!"
Jill silenced Max by wrapping her slender arms around his shoulders and giving him a very passionate smooch which Max quickly sank into. After holding it for half a minute Jill parted and gently but playfully flicked Max on the nose.
"You were rambling." Giggled Jill. "And of course I'll go out with you … I was wondering when you were going to pluck up the courage to ask me."
"…Whoa, that was a lot easier than I thought it would be." Said Max with a blissful look on his face.
"Most things often are once you try them." Smiled Jill as she lay her head on Max's lap and got herself comfy.
Max was silent for a few seconds.
"That was for nerds everywhere!" Declared Max loudly.
Jill could only roll her eyes in amusement at her nerdy new found boyfriend.
Confessional: A nerd and a girl who loves pink … very original!
Jill: I've always found nerds to be sexy … and Max is THE ultimate nerd … and I mean that very affectionately.
Max: Even Jill's kisses remind me of pink … somehow. Man, this is even better than the time me and the guys played dungeons and dragons for three days straight in my houses basement!
The next morning the two teams were sitting at their respective tables eating breakfast. Team Graveyard had a roast breakfast while Team Thunderbolt had eggs, bacon and toast. Winnie looked quite sad as she ate her breakfast her eyes looked a little red due to the amount of crying she had done last night.
"Winnie, dudette? Are you ok?" Asked Tyson in concern.
"… I thought you were my friend." Was all Winnie could bring herself to say.
Tyson sighed in guilt as he got up and sat down next to Cherry further up the table.
"Is she ok?" Asked Cherry gingerly.
"Not really; she's taking it pretty hard … I don't blame her, the way it happened was really uncool." Said Tyson as he lay his head face down on the table. "I feel like a jerk; I don't deserve to be called cool."
"Don't say that Tyson." Said Cherry as she got up and began to gently massage her crush's shoulders. "She just needs a bit of time is all."
"She's really upset." Said Zed. "She has a right to be; I think Winnie would appreciate the alone time … I think. Maybe she'd feel better if I told her that I didn't vote for Yannis."
"You didn't vote for him?" Asked Donny.
"Nope; he was my bud, I wasn't gonna betray him … I voted for Jill." Stated Zed.
"Well thanks very much." Said Jill sarcastically from her comfy spot on Max's lap.
"Sorry Ma'am, but I couldn't think of anyone else to vote for; I knew you probably wouldn't go … I reckon it was out of respect more than anything else … sorry." Apologized Zed.
Jill's frown despaired as quickly as it had appeared and she smiled.
"I understand you Zed; you don't need to apologies." Said Jill nicely.
Max affectionately fed Jill some bacon on his fork and she giggled in appreciation.
Confessional: Does that count as 'Sickening Sweethearts'?
Jill: Max is the perfect combination between nerdy and studly … I call it 'nudly'. Heehee!
Zed: I hope Winnie feels better soon; losing a loved one, even temporarily, is always hard.
Opal: I can understand Winnie's pain. I haven't had the same sort of, hahahaha, experience … but I can understand her. (Opal twiddles her thumbs and mumbles something to herself).
VayVay got up from her seat at the Team Graveyard table and sat down next to Winnie.
"Are you ok Winnie?" Asked VayVay in concern for her friend.
"No, I'm not." Said Winnie sadly. "Yannis was voted off for something he didn't do … nobody believes that he is innocent."
"I believe you." Smiled VayVay. "And I bet some of the others do as well. Yannis may be gone, but his joyful marmalade soul lives on in your heart; he's going to be rooting for you … and he might return to the game, you never know."
"You know VayVay … I never thought of it like that." Said Winnie as she started to smile. "I shouldn't be so negative; Yannis wouldn't want that."
"Exactly; he wants to see the cutey kick butt girl he fell in love with." Said VayVay encouragingly. "I know you Winnie … and I know that you aren't going down without a fight! And if you want … I'll help you find out who framed him."
"… Sounds good to me." Said Winnie while returning to her normal cheerful self. "Thank you VayVay; you really know how to make me feel better."
With enough being said Winnie gave VayVay a big hug of appreciation; when she let go VayVay looked a little dazed but smiled.
"Glad I could help you my kitty kat friend." Saluted VayVay.
Confessional: Catscratch!
VayVay: Winnie hugged me. (VayVay giggles). No VayVay! She's off limits and you like Paul! Well … it feels really nice to help a friend.
Rheneas: That was a really nice thing VayVay did, she really is good with her words … maybe I could cheer Tabitha up as well. All I need is an opportunity to speak to her.
Kim: Damn! That stupid #mega bleep# hippie fag is ruining everything! I doubt Winnie will kill herself now. Why is it that when I have a good plan somebody else messes it up? My future game moves and going to take some very careful planning and execution indeed.
Spider and Quana walked into the Mess Hall and looked over the two teams.
"Good morning everyone; I hope everyone is feeling better after yesterday." Said Spider gingerly.
"I am now." Said Winnie with a smile. "Yannis would want me to keep going, with or without him."
"That a girl." Grinned Quana. "Well; today's challenge is going to be both in teams and by yourselves … follow us outside and you'll see what we mean."
The campers followed the host and hostess outside while wondering what the challenge would be; hopefully it wouldn't be too dangerous.
Confessional: Challenge time again!
Donny: If today's challenge involves super heavyweight wrestlers then count me out of service and out of Wawanakwa, I won't hang about!
The fourteen campers stood in camp center; Spider and Quana stood before them, but also the other twenty four Total Dramas Letterz campers were standing nearby as well.
"Why are all of the others here?" Asked Donny curiously.
"I deduce it's to do with today's challenge." Guessed Eddie.
"Correct you are Eddie." Confirmed Quana. "For today's challenge we decided to bring the two seasons together by having everyone work together. Basically; each of you will be working with your favorite contestant from last season."
Upon hearing this the fourteen campers looked excited and interested.
"There will be three parts to today's challenge; each round a few teams will most likely be eliminated. The winning duo will claim victory for the team of the contestant involved in the duo. Remember how before the season started we asked you who your favorite contestant as from last season? … This challenge is why." Smiled Quana.
"Everyone has made their choice already … so let's not waste any time; let's get this show on the road." Declared Spider.
Confessional: My favorite contestant was whoever cleaned me!
Rheneas: … This sounds like just the challenge I've been waiting for.
VayVay: I predict I shall enjoy this challenge as much as a backwards bowling contest.
"Ok then; Tyson, you chose Barney as your favorite … so enjoy working with him." Smiled Spider.
"It'd be mighty fun working with you yaaar." Said Barney as he and Tyson exchanged a fist bump.
"It'll be totally awesome; we're gonna rock this challenge more than a boulder." Agreed Tyson.
Confessional: Team #1!
Tyson: This challenge is gonna be fun! Oooooo yeeeeeah.
Barney: It'll be nice to help out in the challenge yaaar; it's almost like being a contestant again! Yo ho!
"Donny; you chose Jimmy as your favorite … any particular reason why?" Asked Quana.
"He's small like me and the little guys deserve to be given a chance." Replied Donny.
"Hey Donny; nice to meet you." Said Jimmy as he extended his hand for a shake.
"Likewise." Smiled Donny as he shook Jimmy's hand. "Let's tear up the competition!"
"Wouldn't that hurt them?" Asked Jimmy hesitantly.
"It won't be lethal." Promised Donny.
Confessional: Team #2!
Donny: I think I'm going to enjoy this challenge; I'd kinda like to get Jimmy's autograph, the way he took down Kasimar was both awesome and rather poetic too.
Jimmy: It feels nice to be somebody's favorite. I wonder who picked Eleanor. Hopefully somebody nice.
"Jill … you were the only person to pick Raven so she's all your for today." Said Spider. "Care to tell us why she's your favorite?"
"Her change from a shy girl into the ass kicker she is today was very inspiring … and I loved seeing her whacking Kasimar with her crutches." Explained Jill as Raven walked up to her. "Hey Raven; it's gonna be great to work with you."
"Thanks … so, you really think I'm an 'ass kicker'?"£ Asked Raven while sounding rather flattered.
"I don't think so … I know so." Said Jill with respect.
Confessional: The team # whatever joke is getting old.
Jill: Ok, I admit I'm a bit of a big fan of Raven. What can I say; I liked her last season, if she hadn't been eliminated due to injuries I bet she would have probably won.
Raven: (She is smiling). I feel rather flattered.
"You chose me Paul ... but as I'm the host I'm afraid I cannot work with you." Said Spider apologetically. "So we're gonna put you with Lavender."
"Hey Paul; how's it going?" Asked Lavender as she offered Paul a handshake.
"Hold on a moment." Said Paul as he quickly slipped on a glove and then shook Lavender's hand.
Confessional: Germs are bad.
Paul: I know Lavender is probably clean, but I don't really want to get any germs.
Lavender: It should be fun working with Paul, odd as it may seem.
"You were the only person to choose me Sasha … so I'll be your partner for today." Said Quana while shaking Sasha's hand.
"Cool!" Cheered Sasha. "But, how come you can be my partner but Spider can't work with Paul?"
"Spider is kind of 'in charge' and I'm second in command … it's complicated." Explained Quana.
"Well; it's going to be fun working with you." Said Sasha cheerfully.
Confessional: Fun as a straightjacket escaping contest!
Quana: Man, part of me really wants to tell Sasha that Kim left her that note yesterday … but I'm not allowed to. I see Sasha and Kim as me vs Nakia in a way … except Kim is intelligent and can keep her mouth shut.
Sasha: (She is playing on her DS). Just trying to get in some last minute gaming before the challenge.
"I hope you'll enjoy working with Andy Zed." Smiled Spider.
"I reckon I will." Nodded Zed as Andy walked up to him. "Howdy partner."
"How's it going Zed?" Asked Andy as the two shook hands.
"Mighty fine so far." Said Zed.
"Any reason you chose me as your favorite?" Asked Andy curiously.
"You like space and I'm quite a fan of watching the stars; I thought it'd be interesting to talk with you about them." Explained Zed.
"Well; I think we're going to get along just fine." Said Andy.
Confessional: As fine as a combo of eggs and bacon!
Zed: I wonder who Opal chose as her favorite; probably somebody as wild as her.
"I have to say Winnie; I was expecting you to chose Eleanor as your favorite." Said Quana. "But since you want to work with Uzuri, who am I to stop you?"
"Eleanor's my second favorite; but Uzuri was great in the time she lasted. I was really rooting for her." Explained Winnie as Uzuri walked up. "Hey Uzuri ready to team up and win the challenge?"
"You know it." Nodded Uzuri. "This is going to be as fun as chain sawing locust in Gears of War. Teehee!"
Confessional: She's still creepy as ever!
Uzuri: I think I'll enjoy working with Winnie … it's odd that she looks slightly like Tabitha but she's her complete opposite; nice and sweet instead of pure evil.
Tabitha: (She just sighs very sadly).
"Well Max; you chose Wallace … any reasons why?" Asked Spider curiously.
"It'll be interesting to compare inventions and idea with him." Said Max. "Plus he was pretty entertaining."
"Mwahahahahaha! I'm in a very evil mood; this challenge is just what I need to let out my untapped evil potential!" Grinned Wallace manically.
"… Pleased to meet you too." Nodded Max.
Confessional: Mwuhahahahahaha!
Max: Ok, Wallace may be a bit … loopy … but he's not really that bad, he just tries a bit too hard. But it should be fun to work with him.
"Who chose me?" Asked Irene as she walked up.
"VayVay did; I bet you two will get along great." Said Quana cheerfully.
Irene looked quite pleased with who had chosen her and skipped over to VayVay.
"Hey VayVay; nice to meet you." Said Irene politely. "I'm sure I'll have a good time working with you today."
"And me with you." Smiled VayVay in a spaced out way. "We shall be two chocolate chips in the great mint choc chip ice cream sundae of life."
"… Cool." Nodded Irene.
Confessional: Tree hugging hippies!
Irene: I'm really glad VayVay and me are working together … I could kinda do with some advice and I think she might be able to help me.
VayVay: Irene was awesome in the time she lasted; I bet if she's lasted longer she could have been even better than Swiss cheese!
"Who chose me?" Asked Eleanor curiously.
"Kim did." Stated Spider. "Not quite what I was expecting … but who am I to argue? Try and enjoy yourself."
Eleanor knew full well what Kim was like … but she couldn't say anything about it. Eleanor silently gulped as she walked over to Kim.
"Hey Kim; nice day huh?" Said Eleanor nervously.
"Not as nice as is will be working with you." Said Kim with a fake smile.
Confessional: Poor Eleanor.
Kim: Truth be told I despise Eleanor; she's a #bleep# little rat who I would love to see get hacked to pieces by a hedge trimmer … but if I had chosen Kasimar as my favorite then my cover would have been blown. Shame really; we could have reduced a lot of people to tears, I'd love to see the nigger cry again.
Eleanor: … I could really use a big hug right about now.
"Eddie; you also chose me as your favorite … but since I'm unavailable you're going to be working with Zita … is that ok?" Asked Spider.
"No problem; it should be quite enjoyable to work with her." Assured Eddie.
"Good to see you Edie." Greeted Zita as she walked up. "I've got my stealing OCD mostly under control now, so I won't be nicking anything off you, I promise."
"Don't worry Zita; I understand you're compulsions so I wouldn't really care if you did." Said Eddie gently. "Either way, it's going to be quite interesting working with you."
"Likewise." Agreed Zita.
Confessional: I'm wise too! *rimshot*
Zita: I didn't expect to be working with anyone ... this should be fun. (Zita smiles).
"Your choice of favorite surprised me Opal." Said Quana. "But … if you want to work with Xaria, fine by me."
"Hey Opal … any particular reason you picked me? We don't have much in common." Chuckled Xaria.
"I have my, hahahahaha, reasons." Stated Opal nervously.
Confessional: Raison reasons!
Xaria: I wonder what Opal's reasons are ... hmm.
"Cherry; you're going to be working with Oscar for this challenge." Said Spider.
"Bingo Wingo!" Cheered Cherry. "Now this is gonna be fun!"
"Just try not to go too fast; I may have trouble keeping up with you." Said Oscar with a chuckle as he walked up to Cherry.
"I'll try my best." Nodded Cherry.
Confessional: Oscar winning Cherry flavored ice cream!
Cherry: That just left Rheneas … and we were quite surprised with who he picked.
"Ok Rheneas; just you to go." Said Spider as he looked at the sheet of paper in his hand. "You were the only person to chose Tabitha as your favorite … so you'll be spending the challenge working with her."
"Fine by me." Smiled Rheneas as Tabitha nervously walked up to him. "So, we meet again eh Tabitha?"
"Y-yeah." Nodded Tabitha.
"Why would anybody want to work with her?" Asked Uzuri with a frown.
"Yeah; she's a monster." Agreed Kim.
"I have my reasons." Stated Rheneas while holding out his hand and offered Tabitha a shake. "Win or lose, it's going to be great fun working with you."
Tabitha was silent for a moment before she let out a small smile.
"You too." Smiled Tabitha as she gingerly shook Rheneas's hand.
Confessional: The teams are formed!
Tabitha: Oh no. On one hand I'm glad I'm working with Rheneas; he's nice to me and I admit I really like him. On the other hand … if this leads to anything I'm gonna really suffer. (Tabitha shivers in fear).
Rheneas: This challenge is practically a blessing. Maybe I can get to know Tabitha a bit better … maybe I can find out what's bothering her and cheer her up a bit.
"Well everyone; the teams are all formed." Began Spider. "Now; everyone head to the top of the thousand foot cliff so we can start the first part of the challenge."
The teams began to head towards the cliff while Daisy snarled in anger.
"Why did nobody pick me as their favorite? I'm better than everyone! I have a degree in basket weaving!" Whined Daisy.
"Oh shut up would you. Nobody picked me but you don't see me whining." Said Fifi with an eye roll.
"You tell her Fifi." Encouraged Carlton.
"Thanks little buddy." Smiled Fifi sweetly.
"N-n-no problem." Replied Carlton.
The duo teams have been formed and day fourteen is officially underway! Which team will come out on top of the rest and who will fall by the wayside? Find out in the second part of the episode that I have been REALLY looking forward to writing! Stay tuned!
The teams
Cherry and Oscar
Donny and Jimmy
Eddie and Zita
Jill and Raven
Kim and Eleanor
Max and Wallace
Opal and Xaria
Paul and Lavender
Rheneas and Tabitha
Sasha and Quana
Tyson and Barney
VayVay and Irene
Winnie and Uzuri
Zed and Andy
