Story follows authors note, but PLEASE READ AUTHORS NOTE!
So I have realized by now that after 2 or 3 or however many months its been yall probably hate me. But please allow me to explain myself and try not to hate me.
So i was thinking oh boy its summer time ima write and update like crazy! Well, that obviously didnt happen. I realized something was off when it took me a while to finish the chapter of my HitsuMAtsu story, which i am totally IN LOVE with. Why i had no idea, but i managed to finish the chapter and posted, set on writing this chapter next. However i realized i was having a bit of a problem writing this too. Convinced i was just writing to much a i took a break. hung out with friends, college orientation, Cedar Point trip ^ ^ and then tried to get back to writing, actually on a bit of a role and youll probably be able to tell what part of the chapter that was. The it was hard again.
Shortly after that i met a wonderful guy ^ ^ (he knows who he is :3) and we talk and stuff all day every day basically. He said i can blame him for taking up a bunch of my time, but i can't blame him soley lol. I thought maybe the fact that i had a love life now was preventing me from writing though because i didnt need to imagine all these romantic things i wished could happen to me lol. But i thought no that cant be it either.
Frustrated i tried to force myself to write...yeah that went well. And then a HUGE reason for my inability to write came in.
I got a job...
Yes i am now a Pizza Hut employee. WHOOPIE right? meh. Its not horrible and i love the people i work with. Im just naturally a lazy person :) well i started working alot and that took up a significant amount of time in my day seeing as how i usually work middle of the day into the night.
and then college started.
I am now a full time student (15 credit hours) working 25 hours a week... *kills self* and the rest of my time i have been trying to have a social life while doing homework and all that jazz. But i would still try to write, especially during my breaks between classes.
So while talking to a couple of my good FF friends on Facebook this morning and trying yet again to write, we came up with a possible answer to my dilema.
I am bored with ABTTT.
I know yall just did a WTF NO! well, so did i when i reached this conclusion. However it makes the most sense of anything. I don't have writers block i know exactly What i wanna do with this story. however i just dont wanna write it down. Therefore below is what i have written since i updated the HitsuMatsu story. You will all probably hate me and I apologize X50 for doing this.
But ABTTT is on a temporary hiatus.
I know i know and im so sorry. however the only way to determine if this is true is to try to write my other stories and see how it goes. If i can write those succesfully ill know my conclusion is true. I will eventually come back to this story, and i can only hope you will all come back as well. Maybe writing somethign else though will get my mojo back. NTM i have so many ideas i want to get to that maybe the length of this story has inwardly turned me off to it. I am going to write BBF next, being that it is my favorite story personally and see how that goes.
Please read what i have wrote. It isnt much and i apologize agian. I love you guys all a bunch and hope to see you soon.
=3
Love, DetroitBleachWings, aka Paige
Chapter 29: Onee-chan
The Next morning
"You're gonna be a daddy! Ichigo is a man-ie! You're gonna be a daddy….Ichigo is a man-ie!" Isshin taunted as he sang, dancing in circles around a growling Ichigo. Ichigo had his head buried between his hands, smacked down on the table. "I knew you wouldn't let me down Ichigo" Isshin cried, "I knew you were a man!" Ichigo groaned again. Now under normal circumstances he would have simply kicked his father unconscious, but he knew that this was brought upon himself and that he had it coming.
"Please just shut up dad? It's so early!" Ichigo groaned.
"You brought this upon yourself Ichigo" Rukia giggled into her hand. Masaki nodded.
"You always told me no sex before marriage for this exact reason daddy!" she wagged her finger with a small laugh. He groaned again and rubbed his head.
"Oh but let's not forget my lovely 3rd daughter!" Isshin glided over to where Rukia was sitting.
"EH!" she spat out the egg she had just taken a bite of. Isshin began roaring in laughter.
"Of course my third daughter! You have finally crossed the threshold of womanhood!" Rukia turned a bright shade of red and buried her face in a similar manor to Ichigo.
"I'm 150 I think I became a woman a long time ago" Rukia groaned. This however made Ichigo's head shoot up.
"IT WAS RENJI WASN'T IT!" he shouted angrily before Rukia smacked him in the back of the head.
"No baka not like that!" She glared. "I'm just saying if I wasn't considered a woman by now it would seem rather silly."
"Yes ma'am" Ichigo nodded.
"Grandpa I have a question" Masaki turned to Isshin.
"How to tell your parents that you're a woman?" he grinned, sending Masaki into the same hole her parents had been in.
"WHAT!" Ichigo and Rukia shouted.
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO" Masaki furiously shook her head back and forth. "Who's going to tell uncle Bya-kun?" she asked. "Daddy said it was the worst day of his life" Masaki smiled. "Of course you two get along pretty well now but I guess back in the day you two hated each other!" With that Ichigo's face went blank and Isshin and Rukia started laughing.
"I'll pick up the phone right now!" Isshin grinned.
"Oh oh! I'll make it seem like I'm miserable!" Rukia giggled.
"NO DON'T NO!" Ichigo shouted.
"Hello Kuchiki Taicho, you're little sister would like to speak with you" Isshin grinned, handing the phone to a grinning Rukia while holding off Ichigo with his foot. Rukia cleared her throat before faking a sob.
"Oh Nii-sama it's so awful! That brute, that horrible man! Not only did he seduce me, he….. he knocked me up Nii-sama!" Rukia sobbed, before letting small grin escape her lips. "Nii-sama?...Nii-sama? He's not there" Rukia turned to face a white Ichigo.
"He's going to get you daddy" Masaki giggled.
"And you have school today so you can't run" Rukia smirked.
"I hate all of you" Ichigo growled, the fear noticeable in his voice.
Hueco Mundo
Footsteps echoed throughout the one of the many halls of Los Noches as the beautiful woman known as Ami Kyuketsuki made her way towards the dark door at the end of the hallway. She walked with a sad smile on her face, her footsteps slow yet eager as she finally reached the door. She hesitantly put a steadily shaking hand on the doorknob and slowly turned it, the steady creaking alerting its singular inhabitant to his visitor. Her purple eyes instantly softened as she gazed upon the young man in the room. He continued to stare; his red eyes evidently taken back by her presence as she slowly shut the door behind her and almost silently entered the room, the only noise that of her clicking heels.
"Kei…" she whispered, shifting her gaze towards the floor, a sad smile still on her face. There was a moment of silence before the man finally spoke.
"Onee-chan…." He slowly replied. He took a breath before starting hesitantly again. "Onee…"
"I'm so sorry Kei" she suddenly broke down, collapsing to the ground clutching her arms as the tears fell from her eyes. "I'm such a horrible sister…..I did nothing to help you" she cried out between sobs and gasps for air. Kei tried to get up to reach his older sister, the rattle of the chains he was held in reminding him of what she was referring to, and holding him back from comforting her. Kei Kyuketsuki was once a beautiful young man. His purple hair hung slightly and softly in front of his dark blood red eyes. He was lean and muscular, standing about Ichigo's height. But now after months of confinement in this room he was a shadow of his former self, thin and tired looking the only thing that looked the same was the white hollow mask above his left eye, the shape of a tiny bat wing.
"Onee-chan there was nothing you could have done to help me" he pleaded, trying to reason with her.
"I don't deserve that title" she quivered. "A real sister would have helped you. I did nothing!... I stood there as Aizen-sama…the man I worship beat you mercilessly, stripping you of rank and zanpaktou and locking you in this cold room chained to that wall for the last 6 months….. I did nothing! I sat back and did as he ordered; thinking nothing of the little brother that I was supposed to take care of whose life was rotting away in this cell. I'm such a horrible person…. I…"
"SHUT UP ONEE-CHAN AND LISTEN TO ME!" Kei suddenly shouted, shocking Ami as she jumped out of her tears, looking confusedly up at her little brother, who was looking at her with concern on his face. Upon quieting her down and gaining her attention, he sighed with a soft smile. "Listen Onee-chan. I'm here because of something that only I did. I hate Aizen for what he's done, and even more so for what he's done to you. But my betrayal of him was my own decision. No amount of pleading on your part would have lessened my sentence; it would have only created more problems for you. The only reason I'm still alive is because that bastard wants to use me as an example to the others. I don't resent you Onee-chan and don't punish yourself for my decision." Ami stared into her younger brothers eyes. Kei had always been the rational one when they were growing up in the world of the living, and it was no different when they became arrancars. Ami was always trying to take care of her little brother, but he was the one who would think their way out of situations. However this time Ami wanted to do it, she wanted to rescue him with her brilliant plan.
"I know how to get you out of here Nii-chan" she grinned, leaning forward in excitement.
"What are you….."
"My assignment I was on…. I meant the most wonderful man. I….I can break you out and we can run to him. He's way stronger than Aizen-sama he can protect us both!" she was grinning madly at this point. "We can run away and the three of us can start a new life together in peace Kei!" she laughed. "I love Ichigo, and he loves me" she smiled, shaking as she held herself. "On the day of the battle we'll flee from this life and start anew!" Kei looked at his sister as though she were crazy. What the hell kind of plan was this.
"Ami…..just because you use your spell on someone doesn't mean they truly love you" he tried to remind her. It wouldn't have been the first time she thought a man truly loved her while they were under the influence of her venom. She laughed and shook her head.
"No…. Ichigo-kun is different!" she laughed. "My spell broke. I can sense when my spell breaks and he still killed his future wife and daughter and came back to me! That's proof that he loves me! He even stood up for us when his friends started yelling and beating him up! I know he loves me the way I love him" Ami clasped her hands together. Ichigo-kun is so wonderful. He's kind, smart, generous, courteous, and will do anything for those he loves. He's so strong too. He almost succeeded in killing Aizen-sama during the winter war. I know he can keep us safe Kei!" Ami grinned.
This Ichigo….. For Onee-chan to have fallen this hard for him must be one heck of a man. Maybe if we do manage to escape…..maybe we can do this.
"I'll sire his heir and together we can do whatever he wants! Kei I think we can finally be happy!" she laughed. "I will persuade Aizen-sama to let me take you to the battle and then we can escape from here forever!" she explained. Kei sighed. Past experience and knowledge told him something would go wrong, but he didn't have the heart to tell his older sister, who seemed truly happy for the first time in years any differently. He nodded with a smile.
"We can finally be a family again Onee-chan" she agreed.
"Good! I'll speak with Aizen-sama tonight. I think you'll really like Ichi-kun he's so wonderful!" She ran over to him and kissed him on his forehead before darting out the door into the maze that was Los Noches. Kei sighed and sat up against the wall again. While it would be nice to break free of the shackles….he just knew that something was bound to go wrong.
"Kurosaki Ichigo… please…..make Onee-chan happy…"
Future, Kurosaki Household
"Ichi…go…." Rukia moaned as Ichigo slowly kissed her neck.
"Did you miss this as much as I did hun" Ichigo growled. Rukia breathlessly nodded as Ichigo's hands snaked lower around her waist. It had been a long time since they had been with each other like this, something neither of them was accustomed too. "Say it again Rukia…."
"I…chi…"
"DADDY!" a shrill voice shouted from the living room downstairs, jolting Ichigo and Rukia from their almost mid day excursion. Ichigo groaned and smashed his head into the wall as Rukia readjusted herself.
"That's what we get for trying in the middle of the day" Rukia growled as she fixed her hair.
"DADDY!" Kyoko's voice screamed again.
"Go answer her before I kill her" Rukia growled.
"Oooooo someone must have been really horny to threaten her baby girl for interrupting them" Ichigo laughed. His laughter ceased however when a dark aura arose from Rukia as she slowly turned her head towards Ichigo, one of the darkest glares he had ever seen on her face.
"I'm going now!" Ichigo nervously chuckled before racing down the stairs at lightning speed. He reached the bottom of the stairs to find Renji holding the remote high over his head, grinning at a jumping Kyoko.
"What the hell" Ichigo groaned, running his hand through his bright orange locks, "Renji what the hell are you doing!"
"Daddy! Renji won't let me watch Hamtaro!" Kyoko sniffled.
"You have a TV in your room Kyoko" Ichigo sweatdropped.
"It's broke!" Kyoko whined, making Ichigo jump. How does a 4 year old break a TV?
"How?" he inquired.
"Renji broke it with his soccer ball!" she shouted. This made Renji freeze, allowing Kyoko to grab the remote and change the channel.
"Renji…." Ichigo growled. "You broke your sisters TV…..played soccer in the house…..didn't let her watch TV in the living room after you broke her TV and most importantly…. INTERUPTED ME NAD YOUR MOTHER DURING OUR PLAY TIME!" Ichigo shouted. "I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES NOT TO KICK THAT THING INSIDE THE HOUSE!" Ichigo roared.
"I'm sorry….da…ddy" Renji shrunk to about half his size. Ichigo could come up with the most ridiculous punishments ever….and Renji knew that all too well. Suddenly, Ichigo got a VERY Evil grin. He knew what he could do.
"Rukia get down here!" Ichigo yelled upstairs.
"Don't call me like I'm a dog damnit!" Rukia huffed as she stomped down the stairs. "What!" she hissed. Ichigo didn't know if she was still horny and pissed or if pregnancy hormones were kicking in, but it was going to be fixed regardless.
"Well, Renji here needs to be punished" Ichigo smiled.
"And this required me how?" Rukia growled.
"Well, what better way to punish him than to see what he had interrupted" Ichigo grinned evilly. Parents fawning over each other is the grossest thing any 10 year old could ever see.
"Ichigo!" Rukia hissed. "We can't do that in front of our ten year old son!" Rukia growled at her ignoramus of a husband.
"So if it were Masaki you'd be okay with it then?" Ichigo chuckled, before Rukia smacked him in the head.
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT IDIOT!" Rukia growled. Ichigo laughed again.
"No, we can't do that, but we can do the next best thing" Ichigo purred seductively before grabbing his wife's arm and pulling her in for a very passionate kiss.
"Ewww gross dad!" Renji shouted, closing his eyes, only to have Ichigo place a very firm hand on his head.
"You interrupted me and your mother, now you have to see what you interrupted…to a certain extent" Ichigo corrected himself.
"Child abuse!" Renji shouted, trying to pry his father's hand off his head.
"Parent abuse!" Ichigo retorted, referring to the fact that he had to use his hand to hold Renji instead of feeling up Rukia like he wanted. While Renji was squirming Kyoko was too busy with the TV to notice the scene behind her.
After about 10 minutes Ichigo let Renji go and Rukia went to make dinner. Ichigo Kurosaki was then dubbed the king of punishment.
Present, Karakura Town
"Byakushi!"
"….."
"Byakushi!"
"…."
"BYAKUSHI!" Yachiru finally snapped, jumping from behind the noble captain and landing on top of his head, seemingly trying to eat it. Byakuya shut his eyes with an almost inaudible sigh and opened them with a glare directed towards the world.
"What is it Lieutenant Kusajishi" he asked indifferently, not even looking up at his attacker who was still eating his head. The little girl grinned and jumped in front of him, Byakuya grimacing inwardly at the trail of saliva she left on his head.
"When do I get to watch you kill Ichi?" the little girl smiled.
"To show courtesy I will allow him to finish class. Upon eye contact he will have a 10 second head start before I kill him" Byakuya repeated. Yachiru snickered.
"Hehehehehehe, Ichi is gonna get it!" she grinned widely. "AND I GET TO WATCH!" she jumped back up onto Byakuya's shoulder.
"Only because I lost that bet to Kenpachi last month….." Byakuya cursed under his breath.
"What was that Byaku…." Yachiru started to ask when they heard an oddly familiar voice coming from around the corner.
"Bya-kun if you could have a Pokémon which one would it be?" the familiar voice asked.
"Hmmm, well I would need a Pokémon that fit my personality, but also one similar to Senbonzakura since I am familiar with his fighting style."
"What on earth" Byakuya started.
"Byakushi that guy sounds like you!" Yachiru gaped from his shoulder.
"So a grass pokemon more than likely" The girls voice answered.
"And that one sounds oddly similar to you" Byakuya retorted.
"More than likely, yes. However it would also need to be elegant and regal. I believe a Leafeon would suffice nicely" he answered.
"Sounds perfect Bya-kun!" the girl's voice giggled. "I think Cherrium would work well too though."
"I would more than likely have one in my arsenal if it pleased you, Yachiru" the man's voice kindly replied, garnering giggles from the woman named Yachiru.
"This is….strange" Byakuya frowned. "Come Yachiru we must investigate" he ordered before quickly walking around the corner, only to stare himself and an older woman looking like a mature Yachiru in the face.
"Ha….how….where…..you…." Byakuya was now white in the face, aka extremely out of character. The other Byakuya and Yachiru were hand in hand, with blank expressions on their face. Without missing a beat, little present day Yachiru jumped up on present day Byakuya's shoulder and pointed at the future couple.
"Look Byakushi! It's you!" she giggled. Present day Byakuya's eyes wandered down his lookalike's body, analyzing every aspect of his character. Upon completion of this task, it was determined that this was Byakuya Kuchiki he was staring at. However, he was quite certain of the fact that he was Byakuya Kuchiki, so how could he be standing before himself. And the biggest question of all: why was Byakuya Kuchiki discussing Pokemon while holding hands with a young pink haired…
That was the Oh shit moment….
"She looks like me!" Yachiru giggled. "Hi Omee-chan!" she giggled. "It was a pun, get it!" she grinned again. Byakuya suddenly regained his composure and grabbed Senbonzakura.
"Who are you and why do you look like me" he asked, shocking the future couple out of their stupor.
"Well well would you look at the time!" future Yachiru nervously chuckled. "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" she echoed herself, grabbing her new boyfriends hand and attempting an escape.
"You saw nothing" future Byakuya stated before the two ran off into the other direction. Present Byakuya and Yachiru stood with blank stares on their faces until the two disappeared from sight.
"I am conducting an investigation, come Yachiru" Byakuya ordered, slowly walking in the direction the pair took off in.
"But what about Ichi!" Yachiru pouted, jumping onto his other shoulder.
"He will be there later, we'll let him sweat it out for a while" Byakuya calmly replied.
"YAY! KILL ICHI YAY!" she giggled.
Present Day Karakura High School
"I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna fucking die!" Ichigo repeated as he passed back in forth in the classroom. Rukia and Masaki were both still at home to keep up the façade, but Ichigo had to go to class, and he knew that a pissed off Byakuya was somewhere in Karakura town waiting for him.
"Ichigo!" Uryu shouted as the gang entered the room, practically making Ichigo jump out of his skin. He quickly recomposed himself and turned around, trying to keep up the cold distant act.
"What" he coldly glared.
"Cut the shit out Ichigo we know Ami's gone and you're all better Rukia called us after you left and told us you came home again last night" Renji lectured. Ichigo's glare quickly vanished, then reappeared.
"So wait, this whole time you've known I had snapped out of it and Rukia was alive and pregnant" Ichigo asked. They all nodded. "And you've known that I was suffering to gain information for you guys?" They all nodded again. "AND YOU STILL FELT THE NEED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE RENJI!" He screamed tackling Renji to the ground.
"I was acting!" Renji tried to escape Ichigo's clutches. Ichigo promptly held him down and punched him in the face.
"Acting my ass I know you enjoyed that!" Ichigo growled as Renji wormed his way out and was now on top of Ichigo.
"Maybe I did, am I'm also going to enjoy this!" Renji grinned, sucking his finger and sticking it in Ichigo's ear.
"GOD DAMNIT GET IT OUT!" Ichigo screamed, thrashing about underneath Renji.
"You got to beg for it" Renji grinned.
"NO FUCKING WAY!" Ichigo tried to buck Renji off, but the bigger Renji was making it difficult.
"Um…..daddy?" Riley started.
"I'll make you scream!" Renji grinned, digging his finger further into Ichigo's ear.
"DAMNIT RENJI ITS IN TOO FAR IT HURTS!" Ichigo shouted, tilting his head trying to crush Renji's hand. Renji the meanwhile was laughing hysterically.
"Renji…..darling…." Sia tried to get Renji's attention. However Renji was having way to much fun. "Ren…."
"HEY DAD YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR FUCKING ICHIGO!" Riley screamed at him, making him and Ichigo stop dead.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They both screamed, jumping off the floor. They brushed them selves off and acted like nothing happened, but the blush could not be wiped off their faces.
Later at Lunch
"Hehehehe" Shaolin snickered as a crazed look swept over her eyes.
"What is it Shaolin?" Nel asked as the group ate their lunch.
"I always knew it. Uncle Ichi and Uncle Renji have been having a secret sexy affair with eachother. Their wives aren't enough they lust for each others coc…."
"SHAOLIN!" everyone screamed with red faces.
"What" she innocently took a bite of her ramen.
"You are way too much like your parents…" Uryu sighed.
Thats what I got. I hope yall enjoyed it. Love you lots and ttyl. Feel free to message me for ive been answering my emails still. Off to see if i can cure myself of this...and work in an hour and a half DX
