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A/N: Got the idea off a comic.


Lelouch's Mind Reading Skills Need Some Work

Letting out an annoyed grunt, Lelouch leaned back in his chair. Suzaku was sitting nearby, his head buried deep into an erotic novel he was reading. It was summertime, and he and Suzaku were spending a month together at one of the Britannian family beach resorts...ALONE. WITH NO ONE ELSE BUT EACH OTHER. AND THEY'RE BOTH MEN WITH SEXUAL ORGANS THAT KALLEN HAS NOT TORN OFF YET OUT OF PURE PMS-RELATED PISSINESS....

...and not too far away, you could hear the fangirls squeeing.

"Argh, this vacation is so boring! We should have brought some hookers with us when we came here...like, Shirley and Milly or something...or Viletta...or my sister..." Lelouch muttered under his breath.

Tossing the book over his shoulder, Suzaku reached out and gently placed a hand on Lelouch's thigh. "Well, if you're THAT bored, we could...always try something new."

"What?" Lelouch raised an eyebrow.

Suzaku smirked as he leaned in closer, his hot breath brushing against the nape of Lelouch's neck, causing the hairs to stand on end. "We're not little kids anymore, Lelouch...we're academy students. It's perfectly natural to...to experiment a little, you know? Do you get my drift?"

Lelouch gasped, and his entire face became as red as a tomato as he stammered, "Ah! Y-You don't mean...!! The t-two of us, and...and...!!"

"Heh," Suzaku couldn't help but break out into a wide grin, "You read my mind, baby..."

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Suzaku let out a heavy sigh, and facepalmed. "Actually, I think you're mind-reading skills could use some work..."

Glancing up from the hole he had begun to dig into his mother's grave, Lelouch snapped, "Just shut the hell up and help me dig, will you? My mom's corpse isn't going to sexually assault itself, you know!!!"

"...Hand me a shovel..."