SB- I keep accidentally making eye contact with Superman

W-Well thats awkward!

R- I feel like out of everything that could kill me it's gonna end up being my sarcasm

W-how so?

R- Like one day I'll just be chillin in Gotham and someone is gonna pull a gun on me or something and I'll sas something stupid like "Wha are you gonna do shoot me?"...but then they do

W-umm...so maybe dont say that

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A- I don't think medecine companies have any idea what fruit tastes like.

Z- they definitely don't.

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R- Seina and Alfred won't stop yelling at me.

R- apparently answering the question they asked is still a form of back talk.

R- Update: Bruce got home and he has joined in. I'm honestly kinda scared for my life now.

Wally- Welp

R- Oh sh*t they've seen me texting! Gotta go!

A- got detention again

Z- what did you do this time?

A- i was packing up my stuff but apparently we still had 11 seconds before the bell rang so my teacher went off

Star-The-Writer

R- One time, when I was seven. My Dad was chasing me around the house with a fake spider and I tripped, hit the back of the couch, then ate the floor. When I hit the couch I yelled "sh*t!" and the only reason I didn't get in trouble was because my parents where on the floor laughing.
W- I was walking in an alley and for some reason I look up and I see a gray blur before a cat lands on my face, scratches my face while I'm screaming every cuss word I know and then it finally leaps off my face and runs away. I turn towards the entrance of the alley and a group of people were videotaping me.
R- Your wins

R- I was in the elevator with Bruce waiting to go down and one of his top employees walked in and they were talking. And right at the end of the trip he asked me how old I was and for some reason I said 11 then had to think about it for a full 8 seconds before correcting myself to say 13.

W-how did you not know that?

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M- I keep saying ow when things surprise me but I'm not even hurt.

K- That is odd.

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R- I keep hearing weird Noises in the house.

Z- what kind of noises?

R- I don't really know but I've already accepted the fact that I'm going to die.

Z-You're so dramatic.

R-You're going to regret saying that when I'm dead.

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W-When I was little I faked being asleep just so I could get carried to bed.

M-awwww that's cute!

W- Robin still does that.

R-I DO NOT!