And here's a new chapter!
Disclaimer: Yadda yadda, I don't own Fangface, blah, blah, blah… don't rub it in.
Chris MacLean walked out of a secret door, greeting the heroes. "Welcome to the next level. Nice to see you all made it… all the while shocking." he said.
"Ah, shut up and get to the next horror we have to face," Puggsy sneered.
"Oh, you won't be facing too many horrors- much. Darkarai has been eyeing your every move, intrigued by your skills to stay alive, so she's come up with a new challenge: try to find her in the next 24 hours, and try to beat her before she gains full power and takes over the world."
"I have a question," Edwin said, rubbing his chin. "If Darkarai is going to take over the world and unleash total chaos and cause mankind misery… why aren't you freaking out?"
"Didn't you just hear me? I told you that you have to try to beat her before then! You know how hard it is for a producer to run a series while some sorceress is taking over the world? The ratings won't be very high, my friend. And if the rating's ain't high, I don't get paid." He then walked back through the secret passage, having it shut behind him.
Edwin looked at his Mickey-Mouse watch, his eyes widening. "Sadly, he is right. We've only got 24 hours before the lunar eclipse,"
"Then we'd better get searching," Biff said, walking over to a koi pond built in the middle of the floor… noticing how this place keeps getting wackier and wackier with each chapter. "We'll split up and meet back here in an hour."
"Hold it, Biff, last time we split up, we nearly got killed." Cinder said. "I think we should stick together, in case we run into anymore wackos."
"Especially in a creepifying place like this," Hardy said, looking around. "I mean, we could get lost in here, (grr) and who knows what creeps Darkarai has planted here! Look! I-I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!" He pointed over at a couple of restroom doors, one with an upside-down question mark, and another with a right-side-up question mark.
"That's easy, Hardy. Just wait for someone to come out," Stalker said.
They watched as two shadow creatures emerged from each door, slithering by and into the next wall. "Well THAT cleared everything up," Hunter scoffed.
"Alright, lets keep walking, before we run into anymore trouble," Jim said.
*WHACK!*
A brunette, masculine boy leaped out of nowhere and kicked Brielle (still a she-wolf) in the jaw. "I t'ink ye spoke too soon, lad," Silver (the cyborg) said to Jim.
"(grr) Alright, who's the wise-guy who-" Brielle started to snarl, but gasped. "Keith?"
"Didn't think you'd see ME again, did you?" Keith said in greeting, smirking devilishly.
"Who are you, and how do you know my wife?" Puggsy demanded.
"I don't know this part of her," Keith then held up a sun-shaped jewel around his neck. "But I know the other side of her."
Brielle looked at the necklace, changing back into her human form. Hunter was wise enough to look away, along with Silver (the werewolf) and Kitefang, who covered Fangface's eyes to prevent him from transforming.
"What are YOU doing here, you two-timing creep?" Brielle demanded after she transformed.
"My dad called me, asking if I wanted to be his partner in his latest scheme," Keith replied, nonchalantly. "Had me bust into your apartments and get a book out in your library for a little girl to read,"
"So it was YOU in the apartments!" Silver the werewolf growled.
"Yes, that's what I just said, you pea-brained twit. Anyway…" Keith took out a pair of knives. "Care to fight me, or would you prefer to do what you were chosen to do long ago?"
"What are you talking about?" Brielle sneered.
Keith chuckled. "Vincent never told you, did he? When you first showed your skills in the Veni-Con-Yei, my father chose you to be my life-partner. That's why he didn't kill you right away after the two of you left."
"I don't think you deserved me, anyway! After you left me for some bimbo…"
"I didn't necessarily 'leave' you. I was just trying to show you what kind of person I expected you to be- sophisticated, well-dressed, putting on make-up to cover your blemishes… maybe a little plastic-surgery would help, too." He let out a sigh, shrugging as he held up his knives. "But, of course, you chose to 'be yourself' and drive me away… Now, I've been told to kill you- unless you surrender your werewolf friends and marry me."
Puggsy took out his gun. "Too late, creep. She's already got me, and she ain't going back to a creep like you!" he snapped.
Keith only sneered. "I'm still pondering why she chose to marry a creep like YOU. Obviously, I doubt you'd be on her Top 5 list… or even her Top 100." he gave Brielle a dashing smile. "I know I was on your list…"
"Only when I make a list of people who hurt me," Brielle retorted, pulling out a pair of knives of her own. "So I can remember who to kill,"
"Glad I'm not on THAT list," Puggsy said.
"I see. Well then, I guess we'll do what we used to do when we were dating and had problems: fight about it," Keith said, then lunged.
Brielle lunged next, and both of them got into a knife-fight. "What should we do?" Gin gasped.
"Simple. Help out Brielle," Tracker said, preparing to leap.
Before she could though, Keith was already kicked in the ribs and hitting the wall. "Oof! Damn your werewolf trait!" he snapped at Brielle, then took out a gun with a needle in it. "A shot of Sensodin will even out the fi-"
Brielle extended her arm, snatching the gun and ripping it out of Keith's hands. "Did I forget to mention I'm also a cartoonbrid?" she asked, nonchalantly, then swung her fist, punching Keith in the face, knocking him out. Before she could to more damage, a trap-door opened and he fell through.
"Brielle, who WAS that guy?" Danny asked her.
"My ex-boyfriend… and the worst one,"
"Hold it… I thought I was your ex,"
Eric gaped at Brielle. "YOU dated Danny Phantom?" he gasped. "Awesome!"
"(grr) Wait… You had more than one ex-boyfriend?" Fangface asked, arching an eyebrow.
"Yeah, yeah, but lets not get into it. I wanna find Darkarai and save the world BEFORE I talk about my social-life." Brielle replied.
"Well, lets go then, before-" WG began.
*WHAM!*
Suddenly, Fangface was tackled by another werewolf. "Fangface-chan! Is it really you?" The werewolf asked, excitedly. It was more of a female-werewolf, in human form, with blonde wolf-ears and a tail, wearing a brown belt-like strap around her chest that connected to a pair of short-shorts, with white knee-high boots, golden cuffs, and fingerless gloves.
Fangface recognized her immediately, sitting up. "Liru?" he gasped.
The anime she-wolf hugged him tightly. "Oh, Fangface! I knew we'd meet again! It's been so long, and I thought you were gone forever! You never called, and I was starting to get worried…"
"Um… who are you, and why do you keep hugging my husband?" Hunter asked, a bit unnerved of a nearly-exposed she-wolf hugging Fangface.
Liru developed a shocked chibi-look on her face. "H-Husband?" she climbed off of Fangface, fury in her eyes. "You two-timer? You were MARRIED, and you never even TOLD ME?"
"Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Hold the phone!" Tracker said, stepping up. "What exactly is going on? How do you know Fangface?"
"Allow ME to explain," WG said. "Before the gang met Hunter, they went to Tokyo for a vacation, and met Liru and her friends, who were being stalked by some creepy Netherworld princes, and blah blah blah, they fell for each other, and they started dating. …I know this because I wrote the story." she then arched an eyebrow. "Speaking of which, where are the other under-dressers?"
"Liru-san, where are you?" came a girl's cry, and three other girls came around the corner. One was a vampire with light-brown hair tied in pig-tails held up by bat-clips, wearing a black strapless mini-dress and having bat-wings; the second was a girl with purple-red hair tied up to look like bunny-ears, wearing a blue-yellow-and-white mini dress, a white neck-band with a pink bow, and she held a long staff with a heart at the end of it; and the third was a dark-blue haired girl, her hair held back by a white head-band, wearing glasses and a long-blue dress that covered her legs and arms, her hands looking made of metal (and she was the most-fully dressed one out of the group), and she was the one who spoke.
"I'm over here, guys!" Liru called, motioning her friends over. "You guys remember Yuma, Pachira, and Aiko, don't you? Hey guys, look who I found!"
"*Gasp!* Is that…?" Pachira gasped.
"Biff-chan!" Aiko exclaimed, hugging Biff tight.
"Gack! I s-see you've still got your strength…" Biff gasped.
Aiko released Biff. "Yes… Dr. K-Ko unleashed a virus in that new-body you had her build for me, and I was forced to go back to my old one."
"Um, WG, before any of these girls hug anymore of the guys, can you PLEASE share some details of that story you wrote?" Edwin asked.
WG told them the story. I'd explain it all, but it would be more helpful if you read "Magical Romantic Mishap" to get all the details.
"Wait, wait, wait!" Brielle said, pointing at Biff, Puggsy, and Fangface. "You mean YOU guys," she then pointed at the four Netherworld Princesses. "dated THESE bimbos?"
"What's a 'bimbo'?" Yuma asked Fangface in a whisper.
"(grr) You got me," he replied.
"So, why did you guys break up?" Tracker asked.
"Well, things started out great, but…" Biff said, rubbing the back of his neck.
"The four of them tried to get us to bed before our third-date," Puggsy said, and WG clapped a hand over his mouth.
"Geez, Pugs, watch it! There's, like, KIDS reading this fic!" the authoress snapped. "And I don't want to have to put it under an 'M' rating."
"I don't see what was so bad about it," Liru said, shrugging. "It's part of being in love, right?"
"Not if we've only known each other for a couple days, (grr) couple days." Fangface said.
"I-I preferred on waiting 'til marriage," Biff said, blushing. "…Then Aiko came in wearing a wedding gown…"
"Pachira tried to suck my blood, so I had a good reason to turnify HER down." Puggsy said.
Pachira sneered. "You just have a thing against girls with flat-chests, don't you?" she snapped.
Brielle rolled her eyes. "Pach. He's married to ME, and I'm more flat-chested than you, thereby it doesn't matter- you just freaked him out, that's all." she said.
Pachira turned to her, her eyes wide. "You're flat-chested too? Eeeeee!" she then hugged Brielle tight and… er, kissed her on the lips.
Every jaw in the room dropped. "Please tell me someone's getting this on tape," Jim whispered to Danny.
Brielle shoved Pachira away, spitting and wiping her mouth. "Yech! What the heck was THAT all about? No offense, Pachira, but I DON'T swing that way!" she snapped.
"Neither do I." Pachira said. "To us, kissing is just a sign of affection, not just for romance. It's kind of like… like…"
"Fangface kissing Puggsy?" WG said, then began to snicker.
"Or WG kissing Silver?" Pugs retorted.
Silver the cyborg arched an eyebrow. "Care tah repeat dat, lad?" he asked.
"Er, the werewolf, Silver… not you."
"Anyway, long story short, our relationships weren't working out." Biff said, shrugging. "So, after we left Tokyo, we moved on."
"Yeah, I almost forgot about them, 'til now." Eric said, staring at Liru. "Man… how could I have forgotten YOU?"
"Because your infantile mind can only handle so much?" came a voice from behind the princesses.
Eric looked over. "Alright, who said tha-" He froze at the sight of another princess. She was a she-wolf like Liru, only with black wolf-ears and a black tail, fair skin, shorter lighter-blonde hair, wearing a blue jean-jacket over a black tank-top that showed her belly-button, blue skinny-jeans, black knee-high boots, black wrist-bands. "Whoa… who are you?"
"Don't you recognize her, Eric? You DID help break her spell," WG said, smirking.
"I'm sure Fangpuss would remember, better. He WAS the one I kissed," the she-wolf said, smirking.
Fangpuss then spoke through Eric. "(grr) SHANG?" he gasped.
A/N: Well, Brielle has faced another ex… and Fangpuss' OC gets into the story!
Puggsy: Hey… how come HE gets a hot OC, and we don't?
Fangface: (grr) Yeah! How come? Huh? Huh?
Hunter and Brielle: -extreme death-glares- (hold up baseball bats)
Puggsy and Fangface: Oops… 0_o (run off, pursued by their spouses)
Me: While Puggsy and Fangface handle their marital issues…
*THONK! WHACK! BAM!*
Puggsy (from background): Alright, alright! We take it back! We take it back! AUGH! (runs off)
Brielle: GET BACK HERE, YOU CLOD! (chases after Puggsy with a brick)
Me: …Please review. But please don't flame.
*SMACK!*
Me: (cringes) Ooh… that's gotta hurt.
