A/N: I...dont even...know...what...this ...is.
I'm going to be honest with you. There's no point in lying. The reason this took so long is because every time I started writing, I got caught up watching vine compilations. I'm not gonna apologize because I'm sure you understand. xoxo
Family Tree
Monday (10:21am)
alwayswinning: yu ready to die?!
TheCatGrant: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!
whosthatgirl: If Lena was a vine, she'd be that one.
lenaeclipse: Confirmed. Very true.
Shocked&Upset: If Kara was a vine she'd be, "Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant!"
donutqueen: A classic tbh. So glad he didn't drop it.
lenaeclipse: No no no! Kara is "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"
donutqueen: That vine is so sad
stayinyourlane: she cried the first time she saw it lol
YourRouler: lol she cries every time she sees it
gunscotch: ya know that vine where that boy drops his free taco?
gunscotch: she was sad for days after seeing that lmao
donutqueen: Don't.
donutqueen: It was hard enough the first time.
yourmagjesty: that's wat she said
bannedfromchilis: Maggie if you were a vine you'd be, "I love you bitch…I aint ever gonna stop lovin you….bitch"
yourmagjesty: that was romantic
yourmagjesty: he put his heart on the line
DamnSam: jfc
gunscotch: lmao
gunscotch: mags would also be "welcome to bible study we're all children of Jesus! Kumbayahhhhh mah lordddd!"
yourmagjesty: lmao truuuu
Sassquez: Alex would be "Smack cam!" "biTcH I HoPE thE fUck u do! u'll be A DeAD son oF a BItcH I'lL tElL u thT!"
YourRouler: lmao perfect!
donutqueen: Damn that's accurate.
TheCatGrant: Can we all agree that Lucy and Lois are both represented in "This is why Mom doesn't FUCKING love you!" ?
stayinyourlane: Can confirm.
TheDailyLane: Proud.
TheDailyLane: Luce is the one with the baby covered in peanut butter. She's the baby.
bannedfromchilis: Savage.
stayinyourlane: joke's on u. that baby looks comfortable & is having a good time
whosthatgirl: BUT CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT ROULETTE IS "This is how I enter my house…..WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?!"
thethirdolsen: AGREED
YourRouler: fair
Shocked&Upset: can actually confirm
donutqueen: OMG! J'ONN IS "is there anything better than pussy?...yes a really good book"
TheCatGrant: Lol Perfect!
thethirdolsen: that's the best comparison so far tbh
gunscotch: wait wait u know the one when the girl starts playing "I never fucked wayne I never fucked drake" and the mom's like "no…No!...NO!"
gunscotch: thts a perfect example of us and dad
Shocked&Upset: omg YES! I handed him the aux cord the other day when we went shopping & he played trash
whosthatgirl: I want it on the record that Leslie is: "At this dumbass school with all these fake ass people" "Hey" "hey!...fucking bitch"
whosthatgirl: And that's the only vine I'll accept her as.
DamnSam: lmao dead
YourRouler: damn babe she nailed u
Shocked&Upset: I fuckin love tht vine! Lol
thethirdolsen: of course u would
DamnSam: lmao James is "Road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure hope it does"
whoyagonnakal: Are we going to gloss over the fact that Leslie and J'onn went shopping?
Shocked&Upset: YEP!
Shocked&Upset: speaking of….Clark would be "Pepsi bottle. Coca Cola glass. I don't give a damn."
TheDailyLane: Damn it, that's so true!
whoyagonnakal: I want it known that I DON'T give a damn
gunscotch: ^^^^ the definition of hardcore folks
stayinyourlane: lmao
alwayswinning: lol wait hold on
alwayswinning added WantedByZombies to the chat.
alwayswinning: ok continue
YourRouler: woah woah woah
YourRouler: who the hell is WantedByZombies?
alwayswinning: it's brainy! Get it?
gunscotch: lame
Sassquez: I guess
alwayswinning: I thought it was clever.
TheDailyLane: You would.
alwayswinning: well I'd like to see u guys come up with a better name
donutqueen: What about WantedByScarecrows?
whosthatgirl: scarecrows?
donutqueen: The Wizard of Oz! Duh!
DamnSam: I think we can do better
donutqueen: Pfft.
Sassquez: what about BrainiacManiac?
thethirdolsen: or ItsRainingBrain?
lenaeclipse: How about RaisinBrain?
YourRouler: somehow it's getting worse
gunscotch: eh…I mean I don't HATE RaisinBrain….its not the worst
lenaeclipse: Thank you!
TheCatGrant: Still could be better.
donutqueen: I still think my scarecrow thing was the best.
Shocked&Upset: ^^^ I like the Wizard of Oz so I gotta go with Kara on this one
whoyagonnakal: Well I liked James' name idea.
thethirdolsen: score
WantedByZombies: These are all good ideas, however I think I have the perfect name!
WantedByZombies changed their name to Barney.
Barney: Perfect!
donutqueen: Barney?
Barney: Yes?
gunscotch: wtf is barney?
DamnSam: the dinosaur?
TheCatGrant: I'm so confused.
stayinyourlane: as in barney from the flintstones? Lit I guess
Barney: It's my alias, remember?
whoyagonnakal: I like it!
TheDailyLane: He's lying.
whoyagonnakal: Am not!
lenaeclipse: I knew a guy named Barney in college. He had a huge head.
Barney: I assure you that my head is proportional to my body.
Shocked&Upset: at least for now….
Sassquez: ^^^ tru
bannedfromchilis: ? What does that even mean?
Barney: Will Nia be added to this group chat any time soon?
donutqueen: I was going to add her but she said not to until she came up with a cooler username.
donutqueen: We've been brainstorming!
alwayswinning: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
alwayswinning changed Barney's name to Brainstorm.
Brainstorm changed their name to Barney.
alwayswinning: sigh…fine
yourmagjesty: lol phucking owned
lenaeclipse: Kara, tell Nia to hurry up! I want to talk to her!
stayinyourlane: ? don't u have her number?
lenaeclipse: Yes. And?
stayinyourlane: ….nvm
gunscotch: classic
donutqueen: Lena, Nia said hi!
lenaeclipse: HI! I LOVE HER.
donutqueen: She said she loves you too!
yourmagjesty: um excuse me….wat about the rest of us?
whosthatgirl: Yeah, I'm feeling left out.
DamnSam: I guess Nia has her favorites :/
YourRouler: sigh…must be nice
gunscotch: forget the rest of u losers!
gunscotch: why didn't she say hi to ME?!
donutqueen added NiaSangria to the chat.
NiaSangria: I'M SORRY!
NiaSangria: HELLO EVERYONE! I LOVE ALL OF YOU!
NiaSangria: there. Happy?
Shocked&Upset: hmph hardly
TheDailyLane: I feel like your apology lacked sincerity.
bannedfromchilis: ^^^ If we have to beg for you to speak to us then you obviously don't want to.
gunscotch: ^^^ im hurt
thethirdolsen: I think we're ALL hurt
donutqueen: Guys stop harassing Nia with your overdramatic crap! She just got here!
yourmagjesty: blah blah blah she already knows the real us so there's no need to pretend
YourRouler: also "NiaSangria" ? really
NiaSangria: well I had to come up with something quickly because you guys were dying and begging for my attention!
TheCatGrant: Overdramatic. No one was dying.
Sassquez: ^^^ we weren't begging
NiaSangria: Oh! Okay!
NiaSangria has left the group.
bannedfromchilis: Nooooo! Look what you guys did!
yourmagjesty: wtf coME BACK PLS
DamnSam: PLEASE
donutqueen: She said not until Cat and Baby V ask nicely.
lenaeclipse: DO IT! GET HER BACK IN HERE!
TheCatGrant: Okay fine! Please come back.
Sassquez: We miss you! Please grace us with your presence once more!
donutqueen added NiaSangria to the chat.
NiaSangria: lol well since you're begging
Shocked&Upset: YAYYYYY!
TheCatGrant: You hold too much power.
Sassquez: way too much
NiaSangria: oh hush you love me!
Barney: Nia, I'm glad you came back! Would you like to go to the movies with me this evening?
alwayswinning: damn just like that huh?
NiaSangria: Of cource Brainy! Text me the deets (details)
Barney: Excellent. I will do that.
lenaeclipse: So…will this be a date?
NiaSangria: No Brainy and I are just friends for now, right Brainy?
Barney: Exactly!
DamnSam: For now?
lenaeclipse: For now….
TheCatGrant: "For now"
yourmagjesty: lol for now
whosthatgirl: Pam remember when we were "just friends for now"?
bannedfromchilis: Lol, ah I remember the days
stayinyourlane: what do u mean "for now"?
donutqueen: Brainy what are your intentions with our daughter?
yourmagjesty: ^^^^
TheDailyLane: Very good question.
Barney: Daughter?
YourRouler: yes our daughter…what r ur intentions?
Shocked&Upset: ^^^
NiaSangria: omg you guys please
Barney: I can only assume that you all mean Nia, and if that is the case then I have pure intentions.
gunscotch: thts what they all say
Barney: That's what who says? All of whom?
lenaeclipse: I'd like a PowerPoint presentation done stating your intentions with our sweet child.
TheCatGrant: And a five-page paper along with it.
Sassquez: I would like graphs to be included.
NiaSangria: o m g
NiaSangria: you guys are so embarrassing!
NiaSangria: Brainy ignore them!
alwayswinning: I think the real question is: Nia what are ur intentions with our son?
thethirdolsen: ^^^ answer him
whoyagonnakal: We would also like a Powerpoint presentation and a paper!
thethirdolsen: and graphs!
donutqueen: fair
Shocked&Upset: eh yeah I guess that's fair
NiaSangria: first of all I only have perfect and pure intentions
Sassquez: that's our girl
NiaSangria: SECONDLY
NiaSangria: Brainy and I are JUST FRIENDS!
Barney: Exactly!
Barney: Plus, Lena told me that when I have too many feelings I should put them in boxes and hide them away, so that's what I do!
DamnSam: sigh
whosthatgirl: not surprised
NiaSangria: That doesn't sound healthy
gunscotch: lena is the LAST person u should be taking emotional advice from
donutqueen: sigh…Lee did you actually tell him that?
YourRouler: of course she did! she told me the same thing
stayinyourlane: lena's attic is prolly filled with her emotional boxes
Shocked&Upset: she needs an emotional u-haul
alwayswinning: lena are you emotionally clogged up?
bannedfromchilis: Emotional constipation
lenaeclipse: I AM FEELING SO ATTACKED
lenaeclipse: First of all, those weren't my EXACT words!
lenaeclipse: Secondly, I'll have you know that MANY people come to me for emotional support and advice!
lenaeclipse: Thirdly, I am NOT "emotionally constipated"!
lenaeclipse: If anything, Alex and Maggie are the two most emotionally constipated people I know!
DamnSam: ^^^ damn that's pretty true
gunscotch: woah woah woah! Excuse me?!
yourmagjesty: offended
gunscotch: we can be very emotional!
bannedfromchilis: True. I once saw them making out and they were both crying
gunscotch: okay well we all know thts not true
yourmagjesty: very fake. Fake information
gunscotch: if we're being honest, roulette and the electricity master over there definitely box up their emotions
Shocked&Upset: Electricity Master….i love it…dat me
YourRouler: im just gonna go ahead and pass it over to Cat and Lois bc I think we all know they're the most emotionally clogged
TheCatGrant: False.
TheDailyLane: ^^^ I have a plethora of emotions.
whoyagonnakal: She's right. The other day she cried because she couldn't find her shoe.
TheDailyLane: That was confidential.
whoyagonnakal: Oh.
whoyagonnakal: Please ignore that comment. She didn't cry.
whoyagonnakal: She's never cried before. Ever.
whosthatgirl: lmao
TheDailyLane: Sigh. Not helping.
thethirdolsen: lol tbh I've seen everyone cry except for Lena, Vasquez, and Roulette.
stayinyourlane: oh pls, Vee cries every single time we watch The Lion King
YourRouler: eXcUSE mE!
YourRouler: THAT SHIT IS SAD AND MY FEELINGS ARE VALID
donutqueen: Very fair.
TheCatGrant: Warranted.
Barney: I saw Vasquez cry once!
Sassquez: …when?
thethirdolsen: spill the tea
Barney: It was a few weeks ago! You were on your laptop in one of the conference rooms and you were looking at pictures of kittens!
Sassquez: okay well we all know that's an absolute lie
Barney: What? No it isn't!
Barney: You were looking at a picture of an orange American Shorthair cat! A tear rolled down your cheek and you clenched your fist and whispered, "So fucking cute. I love you."
Barney: Remember? It was a Tuesday!
YourRouler: LMFAO
TheDailyLane: "It was a Tuesday." Thank you, Brainy, Thank you.
DamnSam: Awww babe that's so cute lol
Sassquez: He's obviously lying!
alwayswinning: I could easily check ur search history and find out
Sassquez: u wouldn't.
alwayswinning: but I would tho
Sassquez: OKAY FINE
Sassquez: IT'S TRUE
lenaeclipse: gakfjsgha lmao
Sassquez: evil….ur all evil
gunscotch: aww it's okay catgirl
DamnSam changed Sassquez's name to CryingCatGirl.
whosthatgirl: Lmfao
yourmagjesty: dflahg;agja
CryingCatGirl: BABE
CryingCatGirl: STOP BULLYING ME
CryingCatGirl changed her name to Sassquez.
lenaeclipse: Aw :( I liked the other name better.
Sassquez: oh shutup lena! you're the one that's emotionally clogged
Sassquez changed lenaeclipse's name to NoTearsLeftToCry
donutqueen: RIGHT NOW IM IN A STATE OF MINDDDD
alwayswinning: I WANNA BE IN LIKE ALL THE TIIIMMMMEEE
NiaSangria: omg lena we listened to that song the other day!
yourmagjesty: it's her favorite song!
NoTearsLeftToCry: Not TRUE
NoTearsLeftToCry changed her name to lenaeclipse.
Sassquez: :( aww I liked the other name better
lenaeclipse: oh fuck off!
lenaeclipse: Kara please tell them to stop bullying me….
donutqueen: Stop bullying my woman, please.
whosthatgirl: whipped
yourmagjesty: wack
lenaeclipse: And please tell them that I have NORMAL emotions and that I deal with them NORMALLY!
donutqueen: Lena has very normal and healthy emotions!
TheCatGrant: Oh, this is very convincing.
stayinyourlane: VERY
donutqueen: I'm serious guys! Sometimes she cries when I eat her out!
lenaeclipse: i-
gunscotch: sigh. And the fun is over.
NiaSangria: ew ew ew ew ew I didn't need that visual
thethirdolsen: we were having such a good time…a nice time
YourRouler: must u drag sex with lena into every conversation?
donutqueen: I was just being honest!
alwayswinning: get a load of Honest Abe over here
DamnSam: Gaybraham Lincoln, if you will.
NiaSangria changed donutqueen's name to GaybrahamLincoln.
GaybrahamLincoln: Sigh.
A/N: Just for the record, I literally have a list of vines that correlate with each character and doing the research was just as fun as you imagine it was lol. Nia and Brainy are officially in the chats and I'm super excited. I hope you guys are looking forward to Maggie's proposal because it's coming soon!
Also, I'm starting to write one shots based off of this fic, so send me things and ideas that you want me to write about!
Come chat with me on Tumblr! alotofunsteady
I'll be making more and more posts under the tag #waittowbbb
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