A/N: I...dont even...know...what...this ...is.

I'm going to be honest with you. There's no point in lying. The reason this took so long is because every time I started writing, I got caught up watching vine compilations. I'm not gonna apologize because I'm sure you understand. xoxo


Family Tree

Monday (10:21am)

alwayswinning: yu ready to die?!

TheCatGrant: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!

whosthatgirl: If Lena was a vine, she'd be that one.

lenaeclipse: Confirmed. Very true.

Shocked&Upset: If Kara was a vine she'd be, "Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant!"

donutqueen: A classic tbh. So glad he didn't drop it.

lenaeclipse: No no no! Kara is "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"

donutqueen: That vine is so sad

stayinyourlane: she cried the first time she saw it lol

YourRouler: lol she cries every time she sees it

gunscotch: ya know that vine where that boy drops his free taco?

gunscotch: she was sad for days after seeing that lmao

donutqueen: Don't.

donutqueen: It was hard enough the first time.

yourmagjesty: that's wat she said

bannedfromchilis: Maggie if you were a vine you'd be, "I love you bitch…I aint ever gonna stop lovin you….bitch"

yourmagjesty: that was romantic

yourmagjesty: he put his heart on the line

DamnSam: jfc

gunscotch: lmao

gunscotch: mags would also be "welcome to bible study we're all children of Jesus! Kumbayahhhhh mah lordddd!"

yourmagjesty: lmao truuuu

Sassquez: Alex would be "Smack cam!" "biTcH I HoPE thE fUck u do! u'll be A DeAD son oF a BItcH I'lL tElL u thT!"

YourRouler: lmao perfect!

donutqueen: Damn that's accurate.

TheCatGrant: Can we all agree that Lucy and Lois are both represented in "This is why Mom doesn't FUCKING love you!" ?

stayinyourlane: Can confirm.

TheDailyLane: Proud.

TheDailyLane: Luce is the one with the baby covered in peanut butter. She's the baby.

bannedfromchilis: Savage.

stayinyourlane: joke's on u. that baby looks comfortable & is having a good time

whosthatgirl: BUT CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT ROULETTE IS "This is how I enter my house…..WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?!"

thethirdolsen: AGREED

YourRouler: fair

Shocked&Upset: can actually confirm

donutqueen: OMG! J'ONN IS "is there anything better than pussy?...yes a really good book"

TheCatGrant: Lol Perfect!

thethirdolsen: that's the best comparison so far tbh

gunscotch: wait wait u know the one when the girl starts playing "I never fucked wayne I never fucked drake" and the mom's like "no…No!...NO!"

gunscotch: thts a perfect example of us and dad

Shocked&Upset: omg YES! I handed him the aux cord the other day when we went shopping & he played trash

whosthatgirl: I want it on the record that Leslie is: "At this dumbass school with all these fake ass people" "Hey" "hey!...fucking bitch"

whosthatgirl: And that's the only vine I'll accept her as.

DamnSam: lmao dead

YourRouler: damn babe she nailed u

Shocked&Upset: I fuckin love tht vine! Lol

thethirdolsen: of course u would

DamnSam: lmao James is "Road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure hope it does"

whoyagonnakal: Are we going to gloss over the fact that Leslie and J'onn went shopping?

Shocked&Upset: YEP!

Shocked&Upset: speaking of….Clark would be "Pepsi bottle. Coca Cola glass. I don't give a damn."

TheDailyLane: Damn it, that's so true!

whoyagonnakal: I want it known that I DON'T give a damn

gunscotch: ^^^^ the definition of hardcore folks

stayinyourlane: lmao

alwayswinning: lol wait hold on

alwayswinning added WantedByZombies to the chat.

alwayswinning: ok continue

YourRouler: woah woah woah

YourRouler: who the hell is WantedByZombies?

alwayswinning: it's brainy! Get it?

gunscotch: lame

Sassquez: I guess

alwayswinning: I thought it was clever.

TheDailyLane: You would.

alwayswinning: well I'd like to see u guys come up with a better name

donutqueen: What about WantedByScarecrows?

whosthatgirl: scarecrows?

donutqueen: The Wizard of Oz! Duh!

DamnSam: I think we can do better

donutqueen: Pfft.

Sassquez: what about BrainiacManiac?

thethirdolsen: or ItsRainingBrain?

lenaeclipse: How about RaisinBrain?

YourRouler: somehow it's getting worse

gunscotch: eh…I mean I don't HATE RaisinBrain….its not the worst

lenaeclipse: Thank you!

TheCatGrant: Still could be better.

donutqueen: I still think my scarecrow thing was the best.

Shocked&Upset: ^^^ I like the Wizard of Oz so I gotta go with Kara on this one

whoyagonnakal: Well I liked James' name idea.

thethirdolsen: score

WantedByZombies: These are all good ideas, however I think I have the perfect name!

WantedByZombies changed their name to Barney.

Barney: Perfect!

donutqueen: Barney?

Barney: Yes?

gunscotch: wtf is barney?

DamnSam: the dinosaur?

TheCatGrant: I'm so confused.

stayinyourlane: as in barney from the flintstones? Lit I guess

Barney: It's my alias, remember?

whoyagonnakal: I like it!

TheDailyLane: He's lying.

whoyagonnakal: Am not!

lenaeclipse: I knew a guy named Barney in college. He had a huge head.

Barney: I assure you that my head is proportional to my body.

Shocked&Upset: at least for now….

Sassquez: ^^^ tru

bannedfromchilis: ? What does that even mean?

Barney: Will Nia be added to this group chat any time soon?

donutqueen: I was going to add her but she said not to until she came up with a cooler username.

donutqueen: We've been brainstorming!

alwayswinning: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

alwayswinning changed Barney's name to Brainstorm.

Brainstorm changed their name to Barney.

alwayswinning: sigh…fine

yourmagjesty: lol phucking owned

lenaeclipse: Kara, tell Nia to hurry up! I want to talk to her!

stayinyourlane: ? don't u have her number?

lenaeclipse: Yes. And?

stayinyourlane: ….nvm

gunscotch: classic

donutqueen: Lena, Nia said hi!

lenaeclipse: HI! I LOVE HER.

donutqueen: She said she loves you too!

yourmagjesty: um excuse me….wat about the rest of us?

whosthatgirl: Yeah, I'm feeling left out.

DamnSam: I guess Nia has her favorites :/

YourRouler: sigh…must be nice

gunscotch: forget the rest of u losers!

gunscotch: why didn't she say hi to ME?!

donutqueen added NiaSangria to the chat.

NiaSangria: I'M SORRY!

NiaSangria: HELLO EVERYONE! I LOVE ALL OF YOU!

NiaSangria: there. Happy?

Shocked&Upset: hmph hardly

TheDailyLane: I feel like your apology lacked sincerity.

bannedfromchilis: ^^^ If we have to beg for you to speak to us then you obviously don't want to.

gunscotch: ^^^ im hurt

thethirdolsen: I think we're ALL hurt

donutqueen: Guys stop harassing Nia with your overdramatic crap! She just got here!

yourmagjesty: blah blah blah she already knows the real us so there's no need to pretend

YourRouler: also "NiaSangria" ? really

NiaSangria: well I had to come up with something quickly because you guys were dying and begging for my attention!

TheCatGrant: Overdramatic. No one was dying.

Sassquez: ^^^ we weren't begging

NiaSangria: Oh! Okay!

NiaSangria has left the group.

bannedfromchilis: Nooooo! Look what you guys did!

yourmagjesty: wtf coME BACK PLS

DamnSam: PLEASE

donutqueen: She said not until Cat and Baby V ask nicely.

lenaeclipse: DO IT! GET HER BACK IN HERE!

TheCatGrant: Okay fine! Please come back.

Sassquez: We miss you! Please grace us with your presence once more!

donutqueen added NiaSangria to the chat.

NiaSangria: lol well since you're begging

Shocked&Upset: YAYYYYY!

TheCatGrant: You hold too much power.

Sassquez: way too much

NiaSangria: oh hush you love me!

Barney: Nia, I'm glad you came back! Would you like to go to the movies with me this evening?

alwayswinning: damn just like that huh?

NiaSangria: Of cource Brainy! Text me the deets (details)

Barney: Excellent. I will do that.

lenaeclipse: So…will this be a date?

NiaSangria: No Brainy and I are just friends for now, right Brainy?

Barney: Exactly!

DamnSam: For now?

lenaeclipse: For now….

TheCatGrant: "For now"

yourmagjesty: lol for now

whosthatgirl: Pam remember when we were "just friends for now"?

bannedfromchilis: Lol, ah I remember the days

stayinyourlane: what do u mean "for now"?

donutqueen: Brainy what are your intentions with our daughter?

yourmagjesty: ^^^^

TheDailyLane: Very good question.

Barney: Daughter?

YourRouler: yes our daughter…what r ur intentions?

Shocked&Upset: ^^^

NiaSangria: omg you guys please

Barney: I can only assume that you all mean Nia, and if that is the case then I have pure intentions.

gunscotch: thts what they all say

Barney: That's what who says? All of whom?

lenaeclipse: I'd like a PowerPoint presentation done stating your intentions with our sweet child.

TheCatGrant: And a five-page paper along with it.

Sassquez: I would like graphs to be included.

NiaSangria: o m g

NiaSangria: you guys are so embarrassing!

NiaSangria: Brainy ignore them!

alwayswinning: I think the real question is: Nia what are ur intentions with our son?

thethirdolsen: ^^^ answer him

whoyagonnakal: We would also like a Powerpoint presentation and a paper!

thethirdolsen: and graphs!

donutqueen: fair

Shocked&Upset: eh yeah I guess that's fair

NiaSangria: first of all I only have perfect and pure intentions

Sassquez: that's our girl

NiaSangria: SECONDLY

NiaSangria: Brainy and I are JUST FRIENDS!

Barney: Exactly!

Barney: Plus, Lena told me that when I have too many feelings I should put them in boxes and hide them away, so that's what I do!

DamnSam: sigh

whosthatgirl: not surprised

NiaSangria: That doesn't sound healthy

gunscotch: lena is the LAST person u should be taking emotional advice from

donutqueen: sigh…Lee did you actually tell him that?

YourRouler: of course she did! she told me the same thing

stayinyourlane: lena's attic is prolly filled with her emotional boxes

Shocked&Upset: she needs an emotional u-haul

alwayswinning: lena are you emotionally clogged up?

bannedfromchilis: Emotional constipation

lenaeclipse: I AM FEELING SO ATTACKED

lenaeclipse: First of all, those weren't my EXACT words!

lenaeclipse: Secondly, I'll have you know that MANY people come to me for emotional support and advice!

lenaeclipse: Thirdly, I am NOT "emotionally constipated"!

lenaeclipse: If anything, Alex and Maggie are the two most emotionally constipated people I know!

DamnSam: ^^^ damn that's pretty true

gunscotch: woah woah woah! Excuse me?!

yourmagjesty: offended

gunscotch: we can be very emotional!

bannedfromchilis: True. I once saw them making out and they were both crying

gunscotch: okay well we all know thts not true

yourmagjesty: very fake. Fake information

gunscotch: if we're being honest, roulette and the electricity master over there definitely box up their emotions

Shocked&Upset: Electricity Master….i love it…dat me

YourRouler: im just gonna go ahead and pass it over to Cat and Lois bc I think we all know they're the most emotionally clogged

TheCatGrant: False.

TheDailyLane: ^^^ I have a plethora of emotions.

whoyagonnakal: She's right. The other day she cried because she couldn't find her shoe.

TheDailyLane: That was confidential.

whoyagonnakal: Oh.

whoyagonnakal: Please ignore that comment. She didn't cry.

whoyagonnakal: She's never cried before. Ever.

whosthatgirl: lmao

TheDailyLane: Sigh. Not helping.

thethirdolsen: lol tbh I've seen everyone cry except for Lena, Vasquez, and Roulette.

stayinyourlane: oh pls, Vee cries every single time we watch The Lion King

YourRouler: eXcUSE mE!

YourRouler: THAT SHIT IS SAD AND MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

donutqueen: Very fair.

TheCatGrant: Warranted.

Barney: I saw Vasquez cry once!

Sassquez: …when?

thethirdolsen: spill the tea

Barney: It was a few weeks ago! You were on your laptop in one of the conference rooms and you were looking at pictures of kittens!

Sassquez: okay well we all know that's an absolute lie

Barney: What? No it isn't!

Barney: You were looking at a picture of an orange American Shorthair cat! A tear rolled down your cheek and you clenched your fist and whispered, "So fucking cute. I love you."

Barney: Remember? It was a Tuesday!

YourRouler: LMFAO

TheDailyLane: "It was a Tuesday." Thank you, Brainy, Thank you.

DamnSam: Awww babe that's so cute lol

Sassquez: He's obviously lying!

alwayswinning: I could easily check ur search history and find out

Sassquez: u wouldn't.

alwayswinning: but I would tho

Sassquez: OKAY FINE

Sassquez: IT'S TRUE

lenaeclipse: gakfjsgha lmao

Sassquez: evil….ur all evil

gunscotch: aww it's okay catgirl

DamnSam changed Sassquez's name to CryingCatGirl.

whosthatgirl: Lmfao

yourmagjesty: dflahg;agja

CryingCatGirl: BABE

CryingCatGirl: STOP BULLYING ME

CryingCatGirl changed her name to Sassquez.

lenaeclipse: Aw :( I liked the other name better.

Sassquez: oh shutup lena! you're the one that's emotionally clogged

Sassquez changed lenaeclipse's name to NoTearsLeftToCry

donutqueen: RIGHT NOW IM IN A STATE OF MINDDDD

alwayswinning: I WANNA BE IN LIKE ALL THE TIIIMMMMEEE

NiaSangria: omg lena we listened to that song the other day!

yourmagjesty: it's her favorite song!

NoTearsLeftToCry: Not TRUE

NoTearsLeftToCry changed her name to lenaeclipse.

Sassquez: :( aww I liked the other name better

lenaeclipse: oh fuck off!

lenaeclipse: Kara please tell them to stop bullying me….

donutqueen: Stop bullying my woman, please.

whosthatgirl: whipped

yourmagjesty: wack

lenaeclipse: And please tell them that I have NORMAL emotions and that I deal with them NORMALLY!

donutqueen: Lena has very normal and healthy emotions!

TheCatGrant: Oh, this is very convincing.

stayinyourlane: VERY

donutqueen: I'm serious guys! Sometimes she cries when I eat her out!

lenaeclipse: i-

gunscotch: sigh. And the fun is over.

NiaSangria: ew ew ew ew ew I didn't need that visual

thethirdolsen: we were having such a good time…a nice time

YourRouler: must u drag sex with lena into every conversation?

donutqueen: I was just being honest!

alwayswinning: get a load of Honest Abe over here

DamnSam: Gaybraham Lincoln, if you will.

NiaSangria changed donutqueen's name to GaybrahamLincoln.

GaybrahamLincoln: Sigh.


A/N: Just for the record, I literally have a list of vines that correlate with each character and doing the research was just as fun as you imagine it was lol. Nia and Brainy are officially in the chats and I'm super excited. I hope you guys are looking forward to Maggie's proposal because it's coming soon!

Also, I'm starting to write one shots based off of this fic, so send me things and ideas that you want me to write about!

Come chat with me on Tumblr! alotofunsteady
I'll be making more and more posts under the tag #waittowbbb

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