Hey guys! (Geez I feel like I'm talking to myself every time I try to do some sort of intro... but if I don't do this intro I feel like I am just some weirdo who spends way too much time dreaming about fanfic instead of studying... OTL) Oh I have an idea!... HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS! *evil Barney smile* ... too weird? Yay I thought so too -_-

Forget it! On with the show!


~Nelson's POV

My life... a living hell. So I bet you thought, "Oh Rina didn't throw the present back, she must be all nice!" Well my idiotic friend, you couldn't be more wrong.

First thing that happened when I entered my class on Monday was a slap in the face, nice huh? Holding my face in pain I yelled at her, "What the heck?"

Rina smiled and said, "I was gonna throw the ring moron, but seeing how you RAN AWAY I didn't get a chance to tell you just how much I HATED the ring."

The whole class turned and stared. Big mistake number one, getting a girl I DON'T like a ring. Everyone in class had seen me and Rina kissing at the party. Big mistake number two, kissing the girl I DON'T like. (These are words of wisdom my friends, use them for my sake.)

Before I could even make a comeback, Ran popped up out of nowhere and said happily, "You two are like an old couple, the way you fight over little things because you love each other so much."

They class looked like it was gonna die out of shock and laughter. And my biggest mistake yet, letting the girl I DO like see me kiss and leave her party with the girl I DON'T like. My life should be turned into a TV show.

"WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!" Both me and Rina said together upset.

Now that the class, heck probably the whole school, believed we were going out they all said to us, "Way to go!", "You two are so cute!", and "I totally called it!"

I sat in a corner and began to grow mushrooms, just like Tamaki taught me one time (in case I ever need something to do while I was overly depressed).

"So you two gonna go on a date today?" Ran asked leaning over me while I began to even do my own personal technique, which I like to call: "Banging Head Onto Wall Until You Lose All Memory Or Die".

Rina grabbed my shoulder and dragged me out into the hallway. In a serious voice she said, "Please pretend to go out with me." She bowed deeply as she said this.

Were my ears clogged? Was I dying? Was this Hell?

"Rina..." I put a hand on her softly. "Are you serious... Rina I... I AM NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU, YOU SADIST!"

Not liking my answer, she took me by the shirt and brought me down to her level. "I thought you might say that, but listen well I can make your life even worse than this if you go against my commands. I tried to be nice, but look where you are now." She said holding me in a headlock. "Now get this through your head, I don't like you and you don't like me, BUT Rina believes that we are and has already asked Zen out on a date since you took too long. So you either help me by going on double dates to keep a close eye on them, or you die right here and now."

Looking at those options I said the only thing I could say, "Ready to put the show of your life on... honey?" I gritted my teeth and tried to smile.

In return she wacked my head against the wall. "Don't ever call me that! No pet names, no cute stuff, and no you trying to show off. You can only speak when spoken to, do what I say, and hold hands ONLY when someone is looking."

She went back into the classroom ready to blow them all always with her dating act. I stood there for a moment and realized... Isn't this the exact same things I normally do (besides holding hands) as her slave?

"So the lovely couple has returned!" Ran said hugging me from behind as I entered the room. "Rina and I have decided to go on a double date to the movies later today! I still can't believe I finally get to date Zen!"

This is gonna turn out ugly, I can just tell.

During the host club hours many girls came to me only to say how surprised they were and how they still liked me... a lot. I mean most of the girls were ones who I thought were hot, but I never thought they even knew my name... well now that I'm no longer available they start to notice? I live in a messed up world of rich snobby kids.

Rina was surprisingly good at acting like a couple, she'd smile when needed and only let a girl touch me if she saw it necessary. Heck if I didn't know that I didn't like her and she didn't like me I would have thought we were seriously going out. But she reminded me of her hate for me with glares, punches, and name calling when no one was looking.

"So you two actually are dating?" Haruhi said to me as I hid behind a vase.

Looking at her rather annoyed I said, "Sad but true."

"Why are you two even going out?"

"From what I can make out: Zen and Ran are now dating, Rina wants to follow them on dates (using me to get in on all their dates), but other than that I have no clue as to why she wouldn't just spy on them from afar." I crawled towards Tamaki's section since it was close.

Too bad Tamaki had a big mouth.

"NELSON!" He said picking me up by the back of my jacket. "Well, look what we have here, Romeo himself!"

I pushed him aside. "Don't ever... EVER call me that again!" Was I forever meant to be tormented by this idiot and Rina? Geez why can't those two be a couple instead?

Wrapping his arm around my shoulder, Tamaki said jokingly, "So when's the wedding? I just knew you two were meant to be together! You both... are so overly serious and know exactly how to hurt my feelings." He gave me a quick glare before ranting again about the beauty of love and crap like that.

With a quick idea after noticing Rina about to pass me to get some more tea, I shouted out to her, "Rina! Why don't you come over here," I grabbed her arm and ushed her next to Tamaki, "Tamaki here has such an interesting idea about our wedding, you two should defiantly talk!" With that said and done... I ran for it.


Yes this is rather short... Sorry about that, I just needed to get this out there without giving away too much... that or I was busy working on homework and took a break to wrote that cus I love you guys.

Special Thanks to Jack Daly, TheDevils'DoubleTroubleAngels, and Jillkun-ness: Thanks guys for always giving me amazing comments to look forward to! It makes me so happy to have someone to laugh at my horrible jokes! (Or at Tamaki's stupidity level...) On that note I was wondering how you'd like if I talked about Haruhi and Tamaki's love life as well? I don't know if Tamaki is ready for that kind of commitment yet though...

Shout out to Jillkun-ness: I love the random lines too! (I should make a big book of amazing quotes and one day only speak using the quotes I picked from! OMGUSHERS THAT SHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY! QUOTE DAY!)I'm glad you enjoyed that chapter so much! It makes me happy to know I wrote something that made someone LOL! Yes I am making my own manga... but I'm kinda getting into that time where I am designing characters in more detail... I can feel the pain... A LOT!

... maybe I'm just being paranoid but sometimes I wonder "Does anyone even read the weird author note thingys at the end?" So here is how I want to know, please review or message me saying, "Everybody loves waffles!" (Shrek quote X9 just for Jillkun-ness... BUT THEN AGAIN I WONDER IF SHE'LL READ THIS... let's find out O.O)