Author's Rant: Cha, Cha it's Inuyasha's turn for fun lol.
False Alarm
At eleven o clock late at night found a pregnant Inuyasha staring at his telephone as if it were a vicious snake and growled. "He said what and did what?"
"Yep, yep, that's what I heard him tell Koga last night." Bankotsu stated honestly over his receiver. "They were talking on the phone last night and being me, I got nosy and picked up the phone to see who he was talking too at ten o clock at night. And low and behold its Sess talking all types of trash."
Inuyasha flopped down on his couch, squeezing the building tension between his eyes. "He told Koga? Did those two plan that together or something?"
"Nah, Sesshomaru was just bragging about it in his hotty tot attitude about how he has you wrapped around his finger. That's why he's been feeding you so much. Just to get your ass fat."
Ohhh so that's how the asshole wants to play it huh? Wait! "He's been making me gain weight on purpose?"
"Yep," Bankotsu chuckled over the phone. "Koga told me he said it made you feel like your whole body was made of tat tats."
Bull-fucking-shit, so that's why the asshole's been hung up on groping him lately. Ever since he'd hit his seventh month and will into his eight, Sesshomaru has been literally slapping his ass, palming sections of his chest and licking everything in reach….Holy hell there was even that one time he said his puppy was as soft as a swan's chest….That bastard.
"So what are ya gonna do Yash?"
Two can play at that. "Keh pay back," And he hung up the phone. So Sesshomaru wants to talk trash about making him plump up like a holiday turkey huh? Hm, he's had his fun, now its Inuyasha's turn to pop that jerk's ballon.
Inuyasha glanced at the wall clock, noting the time. He'd been up to get a midnight snake when the phone rang. That was three hours ago, and it was well going on two o clock in the morning. Sesshomaru had to be at work at seven thirty.
"Hm." That's when a similar twinkle of mischief played evilly in the younger brother's eyes as he rubbed his swelling tummy. "Let's play a game with daddy shall we?."
Sesshomaru was having the most wonderful dream. All of it revolved around a certain hanyou bathe from head to toe in mountain scopes of vanilla ice cream seductively pouring all over his sexy plump body. Oh the things he would do to that bundle of delicious fluff. So soft, so plush, and so utterly enticing with that voluptuous ass taunting him in those blue jeans and sweat pants.
Ah he could see it so close in reach. His Puppy was casting sexy winks over his shoulder, knowing what lovely ass of his was doing to his mate. But you won't get away for long my delectable treat. You will be in his grasp soon enough.
His hands were getting so close. Just a little bit more. Nearly there….
"AHHHH SESSHOMARU WAKE UP! WAKE UP!"
Like a flash of lightening Sesshomaru shot up searching groggily around his bedroom for the source of the frantic call. "What's going on—"
Inuyasha screamed and flailed his arms like a mad man shouting at the top of his lungs! "SESSHOMARU HURRY THE BABIES ARE GOING! OH GOD MY WATER BROKE!"
"OH NO!" Sesshomaru kicked the blankets off the bed damn near tripping every step of the way to his dresser to find some clothes. Clothes were tossed every which away as he fired question after question to his mate. "How far along are you? Have you eaten? Where is the pain? Have they arrive yet? Where are my keys?" All of this said as wildly as the tangled mass of silver hair flying all of over the place as he ran from one end of the room to the other in a state of confused shock.
"NO, NO, NO THERE'S NO TIME! OH MY GOD, THE BABIES ARE COMING!" Inuyasha fell on the bed backwards crying his eyes out, kicking his feet in the air. "OWWWW FLUFFY HURRY THE BABIES ARE COMING OUT!"
"No!" Sesshomaru panicked terrified that the children would be born in the bedroom. "This isn't proper protocol. Make them stay put until we can get help! They can't come just yet!"
"Ohhh Sess they're sayin' fuck you!"
"They're saying what?"
"SESSHOMARU!"
"Oh of course." Sesshomaru's shot wide open when his mate howled holding his tummy. Oh god he was scared shitless. There were no written instructions for this. How was he supposed to do this? "Inuyasha what must I do?" He asked nervously.
"Ohhhh Sess you have to run to the store."
"But why Inuyasha? What would me going to the store accomplish?"
Inuyasha yelled aching his back off the bed. "Ohhhhhhhhhhh the pain!"
"Ok, ok, ok. What do you need from the store?"
Inuyasha wiped off the beads of sweat pearling on his brow. "You hefta get some Moon Water from the Flamers Market. The one on Cannel Street."
"Moon water from a Flamer's Market? But Inuyasha that markets clean across the city—"
"Ohhh I'm gonna explode!"
"You said moon water correct?" Sesshomaru corrected quickly.
Inuyasha nodded, panting heavily. "Babies have to be born in moon water or they'll forever look like cats—Ohhh the pain!"
Oh no Sess didn't want cat children. Their Father would be forever ashamed. "Fine my love, I shall retrieve the moon water as soon as I can" Before Sesshomaru could jump up for a pair of pants, Inuyasha grabbed his wrist, shaking his head.
"There's no time Sess you have to go now."
"But Puppy, I can't leave the house with no clothing—"
"Oh god the agony! I think I'm dyin'"
"No, no no, I'll leave!" Sesshomaru damned all clothing besides his boxers and grabbed his keys from the dresser, casting one noble glance at his puppy eyed mate.
The look of a powerful mate glared bravely at his beloved…dressed only in his blue boxers and whispered longingly, "Inuyasha…"
Inuyasha sniffled, reaching his hand out to handsome man. "Sesshomaru…."
"Inuyasha…"
"Sesshomaru…."
Silence, silence, stare. Stare. Stare. Wait for it…
Inuyasha narrowed his eyes. "What the fuck are you waiting for stupid? Go and get the freakin' Moon Water!"
"Yes, of course!" Quick as a wink, Sesshomaru was out the bedroom door.
Inuyasha moaned and groaned for another ten minutes listening for the second door slam to signal his mate's departure before he burst into a wick laugh. His shoulders were vibrating, he was snorting like a little piggy and banging his fist on the mattress laughing his heart out. Oh God this was too moon to pass up, he had to tell Tsu Tsu about this one.
Inuyahsa sighed, rolling on his side to pick up the phone off the night stand and dialed his best friend's number, still giggling like a kid.
After the third ring the phone picked up with a groggy "Jello?" answering.
"Oh Tsu Tsu you won't believe what I just did…"
TBC: Cha, Cha, Sesshomaru is in for a shock lol. Moon Water? Cat Children? Flamers Market? The poor dear just doesn't know a thing about Babies lol. We'll see what happens in Part 2 ^^
