Well Everyone Time For The Next Chapter In My "Smashing Every Day" series. These take longer to come out but now I'm covering a week of stuff each time so that's to be expected. Remember Smash Brothers does not belong to me (nothing in this story belong to me, though expect a cameo someone actually approved of in this one) and this is made for fun not profit. And I guess reviews, either positive or negative. Anyway enjoy.
"Smashing Something New Every Day: Chapter Twenty Nine: Co-Op Events, Mother; Porky's Theme, Frigate Orpheon, Team Healer, Kirby Special Moves, Subspace Emissary Movie"
By DianaGohan.
Once again the Smashers had gathered in the main room to hear Master Hand's updates for the day. The Hand popped into the room in front of them and waved.
"Hey everyone" he said pausing a second. "Uh... isn't anyone going to ask me if I'm feeling better from yesterday?"
"Why ask or report on the obvious?" Falco said smirking. "Isn't that your job?" The others laughed at this.
"Well it is sometimes" Master Hand then flexed his fingers. "But yeah I am doing better. Got my mystical hand energy back at it's peak so I shouldn't be having any more problems for awhile, so I can go and concentrate on giving updates". He looked around. "First though anyone seen Meta-Knight and Kirby?"
"Uh, I think-a they're doing something that involves Kirby being possessed-a by this evil shy guy-a mask from yesterday's race and trying to remove the spell or something-a" Mario said.
"Well, I guess that's okay" Master Hand looked annoyed at Sonic and Wario "Since it dosen't you know involve inviting Michael Jackson to the mansion."
"For the last time, I didn't know it was him!" Sonic pointed out. "I mean I don't watch his baby dangling news or anything."
"Uh, didn't he make music for one of your adventuers though?" Pikachu asked.
Sonic shook his head. "No, no, no, no, no! That's just one of those mo...mondiciously annoying rumors that got spread around."
"Yeah well be modiciously grateful that I'm in such a good mood after being healed" Master Hand pointed out. "Otherwise you'd have been punished by now."
"He should already-a be punished" Mario pointed out. "Since he did say-a one of those things you said he a shouldn't say."
"Hey stop being such a little Italian tattletale!" Sonic pointed at Mario. "Unless the next thing you want to rat me out on is me putting my sneaker in your-"
"As I was saying" Master Hand said interrupting the profanity. "I've got a few updates for you today, and then we can get to what's important."
"Liberating the trapped female masses yearning to breath free of treacherous male oppression?" Zelda asked.
"No... I was referring more towards Christmas shopping/decoration." He pointed at the Calendear. "Christmas is next week and you should all be getting ready for it."
"We're ready for it!" Popo said happily. "We got all the decorations ready and found a way to make the Iceberg shower snow around the mansion in case it dosen't sleet around here."
"Well that's good to hear" Master Hand looked at the others. "Any Christmas updates from the rest of you?"
"I'm afraid I do not have any to share" Pit pointed out. "In Skyworld we do not celebrate the festivities of giving out gifts for only one day and not feeling warm family mirth the rest of the year like the rest of you seem too."
"Well that's a project for one of you: making Pit discover the joys of Christmas" he pointed at Ike. "How about you do that Ike? I'm sure you know how to don on some gay apparel-"
"Gee, I never saw THAT joke coming" Ike said sarcastically before looking at Pit. "But to be NICE to a FRIEND whose only a FRIEND then sure I could do that."
"Well I suppose it would be nice to expierence some of the temporary warmth you would share around this time" Pit pointed out.
"Okay then. Anyone else got anything to say about Christmas?" The hand looked around to everyone just starring at him. "Okay then. Onto the first update, Events."
Fox narrowed his eyes. "Okay, so apparently you've regressed into repeating yourself for an update?"
"Oh, I mean to say Co-Op events" Master Hand admitted. "Because I know we've went over Event Mode before, but this time those events can be played in two player mode!"
"Oh, like how the story you made for us can also be played with two people as well" Link said.
Master Hand nodded. "That's right. This makes it a great tournament for couples."
"Oh you mean like Pit and Ike" Marth said chuckling a bit.
"Why you-" Ike said taking out his sword.
"No need for such brutality" Pit said walking over to Marth. "My swordsman friend, implying that I am in a relationship of the sexual nature with Ike is not only inaccurate but also an offense to my goddess Paultena who does not wish one of her angels to act in such a fashion. So I am afraid if you imply that again I will have to incaptiate you in a matter that will not only be most painful but also most unpleasent as well."
"Geez, do you always have to talk so fruity?" Marth said as Pit then shot him with a wad of arrows that knocked Marth to the other side of the wall. "Uh, maybe I'll just shut up about that now."
"Yeah you do that" Ike said crossing his arms smiling at Pit. "Thanks for shutting him up though."
"No problem though I must admit being thought of as such has made me realize I have also teased you for such actions and now realize how wrong that is." Pit put away his bow. "So expect me not to sully my lips with such slander about my fellow Smashers again."
"Yeah you'll probably be saving your lips for kissing your boyfriend" Ganondorf said as he was also arrowed to the wall. "How dare you fire such things at the lord of all evil!" He said trying to get down. "Uh, a little help?"
"Sure" Link said taking out his bow and aiming it for Ganon's heart. He sighed. "Darn, my hero's concisence just won't let me kill anyone, even my stupid arch foe."
"I'll show you stupid!" Ganondorf said trying to get off the wall but only struggling in vein.
"You sure will" Link said smirking.
"Just so you all know, I meant couples as in the specific groups for some of the Events" Master Hand pointed out. "All you need to do is to sign in for a two player event and it will change the level around some for the two of you."
"So is it only for specific pairings though or can anyone play with anyone else?" Lucas asked.
"Well depends on the event really" Master Hand pointed out. "Some only specific groups can do. Others are open for anyone, just like the last tournament."
Lucas held out his hand. "So there would be no way we could play every event then?"
Master hand thought for a second "Well not unless you wanted to transform yourself into the person's body to play it."
"That sounds more creepy then enjoyable" Fox pointed out.
"Yeah that's why I was only going to sort of do it with a pokemon... I mean that's why you should just play the game version if you want to play through everyone's events." He snapped his fingers as pictures of some of the events popped up. "Remember though that these are Co-Op events so you tackle the challenge together, not try and kill each other while completting you're objective."
"Ah, now you're-a just trying to take all the fun out of it-a" Wario stated.
"Well I wouldn't worry Wario-a" Mario crossed his arms. "It's not like you'd find someone who would want to work with you anyway."
"Well Waluigi would if he wasn't just an assissta, and you would if you weren't such an ass-a" Wario commented as Mario stared annoyed at him.
"Hey save that anger for the events" Master Hand pointed out. "Afterall though there are fewer co-op events then there are single ones, they still have settings you need to watch out." He looked at his list. "Take for Example Co-Op Two Trouble Kings. Now a proper two on two match with Dedede and Bowser vs you and Kirby."
"Uh, Kriby isn't even here-a" Mario pointed out.
"Yeah well he's going to be." Master Hand took out a megaphone. "Attention Kirby! We've got seven layer cake in the main room. Repeat, seven layers of cake."
Suddenley one of the walls bust down as Kirby walked in, looking hungry. "Where's those layers of delicious cake?" He asked.
Meta-Knight sighed and walked through the hole. "You know I wasn't done trying to restrain the evil inside of Kirby as that evil masked power could still come up-"
"Blah blah, Kirby can deal with his shy guy hollow troubles later" Master Hand snapped his figners as Dedede, Bowser, Kirby and Mario were transported to Delfino Plaza. "Right now though it's fight time."
"Alright, finally an honest to goodness chance to crush that little puffball" Dedede spun around his hammer. "This is going to be better then hammering fish in a barrel."
"You better not be talking about our fish!" Nana yelled at the TV.
"Ooh, you better not talk about DK's barrell!" Donkey Kong yelled at the TV.
Bowser sharpened his claws. "Finally a chance to evisocrate the plumber once and for all."
"Oh gee, you've only said that hundreds-a times before" Mario rolled his eyes and then looked at Kirby. "We're still going to need some good a teamwork though since these guys like to cheat a so I'll go and hit them low and you can go and hit them a high okay?"
"Or I could use my creepy mask powers to take them down quickly and start eating that cake!" Kirby said as the mask appeared on his face.
"Uh, aren't you a not suppose to use that?" Mario asked.
"Kill the Plumber!" Mask Kirby said trying to pummel Mario as the plumber moved back. "Hey, stop trying to stay alive!" Mask Kirby then increased the ferocity of his punches.
"Geez, as if I didn't have a enough to deal with" Mario said, and then looked to see Bowser and Dedede charging at him. "And here comes-a that deal as well." Mario then used his waterpack to knock Kirby back as he then jumped in the air. Bowser jumped after him as Dedede faced down Masked Kirby.
"Reckon it's time I finished you once and for all!" Dedede said taking out his hammer and trying to smash Kirby who blocked with his hammer.
"Doubtful Penguin" Masked Kirby said. "once I destroy Mario I shall use my new evil powers to take over this domain and become the new King Of Nintendo."
"Wait a minute, you're trying to be an evil king?" Dedede asked.
"Only the most evil and cruel of all kings!" Masked Kirby said pushing Dedede back.
"Oh well ain't that nice... if you weren't trying to take my job away!" Dedede then kicked Kirby away as he powered up his Jet Hammer, bringing it to full power as he brought it over Kirby's head. A huge explosion occured as Kirby's mask was gone as he looked around confused. "Though you may be an annoying goody goody puffball I ain't going to let you try and take my title of evil King of Dreamland away."
"Hey,where's that seven layer cake?" Kirby asked.
Dedede powered up his jet hammer again. "Over there" he pointed in the opposite direction and as Kirby looked he walloped him hard with his jet hammer as Kirby went flying through the air. "I reckon I could never get tired of doing that".
Meanwhile Mairo dodged Koopa's Mid air strikes and kicked him hard in the face as the Koopa King sneered. "You'll pay for that one Plumber!" He said using His spinning fortress to knock Mario through the air. As he was about to use his Bowser bomb though, Kirby smashed into him from the side knocking Bowser away.
"Nice to see you finally got the hang of this whole a teamwork thing" Mario said as the two started falling to the ground.
"Well hey the sooner we beat those guys the sooner we can eat right?" Kirby said as they hit the ground. "And I may have a plan on how to do that." Kirby whispered something into Mario's ear.
"Wait, that actually makes a sense-a. How'd you come up with that?" Mario asked.
"Hey just cause I like eating dosen't mean I don't know how to beat up bad guys. I have been doing it for over 15 years."
"Yeah good point-a" Mario said as he looked to see Dedede charging at them. "Time to put that plan into a work then." Mario jumped into the air as Kirby starting using his inhale.
"Oh no you don't varmit!" Dedede said usign his inhale. The two tried to outsuck each other but were unable to gain any ground. That is until Mario jumped behind Dedede and punched him hard in the kidneys. The evil king grabbed his side in pain as Kirby used the opportunity to suck him up. He then spit him out at Bowser as Mario used his F.L.U.D.D pack to knock both the kings off the stage and win the match.
"SUCCESS!" The Announcer voice said as the four were transported back to the main room.
"Nice-a job" Mario said shaking Kirby's hand.
"Hey, this is just like in that video" Kirby said looking around. "Where's the big mysterious ship though and those purple pink snack treats?"
"Well at least he only waited till now to start that again-a" Mario muttered.
Bowser and Dedede got off the ground, trying to desoak themselves. "Stupid plumber and his stupid water pack" Bowser muttered.
"I should of pounded that Kirby into a pancake when I had the chance" Dedede said to himself.
Meta-Knight walked over to him. "Actually your attack was still useful. Thanks to your Jet hammer it seems the remnenats of Masked Kirby are gone from what I can tell so for once your inept swinging actually proved useful to someone.
"Why you!" Dedede said swinging at him with his hammer as he disappeared. "Reckon hate when he does that" the penguin King pointed out.
"Well now with that proper two on two finished, time for the next Match." Master Hand looked at his list. "Which is Master The Pokemon Tag Battle."
The Trainer raised his hand. "Oh, oh! Am In in this one? Cause I'm training to master all Pokemon, and we've been having to do tag battles for the last couple of generations, so I'd be perfect for this one."
"Once again you do know we'd be the ones fighting, not you" Ivysaur pointed out.
Master Hand surveyed the list. "Well The Trainer, and his pokemon that do the actual work are in this one, as well as Pikachu"
The trianer held out his hand. "Oh so it is all my Pokemon-"
"How many times do I have to tell you I am not YOURS?!" Pikachu yelled out looking at the hand. "Please say this is one of the few tag matches where we get to attack our team mate as much as our opponent."
"Uh no". Master Hand teleported The Trainer, Pikachu, Squirtle, Ivysaur and Charizard into the main arena. "This is a battle of you four pokemon against... alternations of your four Pokemon, so it's tag battle on pretty much equal terms."
"So does that mean they get saddled with this guy over here too?" Squirtle said pointing at the Trainer.
"No, it's an alternation of the trainer too" Master Hand pointed out.
"Then it's gotta be Richie" The Trainer pointed out. "He has all my Pokemon and is just like me in nearly every way except in getting not nearly as much screentime."
"Actually it's just a trainer CPU in this case against CPU opponents."
"Well I guess that's an even trade" Pikachu pointed out. "Stupider versions of us commanded by a smarter trainer." The other Pokemon laughed at this.
"Hey, that's not the right Poke-attidue to have" the trainer pointed out as the CPU of Pikachu and Squirtle (wearing hats) appeared on stage. "Okay if CPU's me going to start with a water type I'll start with a... fire type!" The Pokemon looked at him annoyed. "Oh yeah, grass type. I always get that confused."
"That's not the only thing you get confused" Ivysaur muttered as Squirtle and Charizard were called back.
"Guess that means I got another me CPU to face" Pikachu said starring down at his CPU counterpart. "You're going down."
"Negative" the CPU Pikachu said. "I am a vast superior to the original Pikachu in everyway. I am at PUSA level while you are only at 4Kids."
"Oh you are dead!" Pikachu charged at CPU Pikachu and tackled it angrily as CPU Pikachu tried clawing at it but missed. Meanwhile the CPU squirtle shot a stream of water gun at Ivysaur.
"Quick Ivysaur, use razor leave!" The Trainer commanded as Ivyaur used his vine whip to jump over the watergun and grab Squirtle. "Or that works". Ivysaur then chucked Squirtle hard into the air as it collided with the CPU Pikachu as both fell to the ground.
"Pokemon Change!" The CPU trainer said sending CPU Squirtle back. "Go Charizard!" It then sent out the CPU Charizard who roared at the two pokemon.
"Well I can change right back at you" The Regular Trainer said calling back Ivysaur. "Go Squirtle!" It then send out Squirtle who squirted his water gun at Charizard.
"Go Ivysaur!" The CPU Trainer said changing Charizard for Ivysaur.
"Go Charizard!" The regular trainer said exchanging Squirtle for Charizard.
"Go Squirtle!"
"Go Ivysaur!"
"Go Charizard!"
"Go Squirtle!"
"Go Ivysaur!" Both trainers were calling and repalacing Pokemon back as soon as they saw the others.
"Man this is getting more monotonous then helping out random trainers" Pikachu thought avoiding an attack from his CPU Counterpart.
"Need to do something" The trainer thought calling out Charizard to the stage. "Hmm" he then looked over at Pikachu and the CPU Trainer sending out Squirtle. "Okay Charizard, Fly!" He yelled out.
"Well it beats getting back again" Charizard said taking to the air as CPU Squirtle shot Water Gun which Charizard barley avoided.
"And now Flamethrower!" Said the trainer quickly pointing at the ground. Charizard nodded and shot out a flamethrower... which hit the CPU Pikachu as it fell into the dirt. "And now quick attack!" The trainer looked at Pikachu pointed over at CPU Squirtle.
"Fine, just don't tell anyone about this" Pikachu said quickly running across the ground at the robotic squirtle and smashing into it as it then shot out a powerful Thunder that shot Squirtle high into the air and off the stage. Meanwhile Charizard used Rock Smash to knock away the CPU Pikachu as it then flew in quickly and grabbed it, using Sesimic toss to throw it off stage."
"SUCCESS!" Said the voice as the Pokemon and the trainer were transported back to the main room.
"Hey that was actually a pretty good strategy, going after the other CPU while the Robo trainer seemginly had the advantage" Squirtle pointed out.
The Trainer smiled. "Well guess I'm not as dumb as you thought I was."
"Then again Kirby had an insight on battle as well so maybe there's just something going around." Pikachu said as the other Pokemon laughed.
"Wow, you guys are doing better then you did last time on this" Master Hand said looking over at Yoshi and King Dedede. "Think you can keep up the momentum?"
"I already did another one of these doodads and got plum diddly for it." Dedede pointed out.
Master Hand pointed at him. "Yeah but now you're on the winning side for some Fastest, Shortest Sudden Death."
Yoshi pointed at himself. "Yeah Dinosaurs are much higher on the evolutionary racket then turtles you know."
"Yeah, until they went extinct!" Bowser poitned at him.
Yoshi groaned. "First off, if turtles were fully evolved they'd also have been wiped away by a big giant comet crashing down".
"No, only dinosaurs would be stupid enough to be killed that way". Bowser thought for a second. "Unless it smashed down and created an alternate dimension where the dinosaurs survived and continued to evolve into vicious aggresive beings-"
"Oh, like in our movie-a" Luigi pointed out.
Mario shivered. "Luigia I thought we agreed never to mention that stupid old trashy-a 80's movie we told the stupid executors-a didn't capture our adventures-a at all but they said it would work and be cool when it-a clearly wasn't."
"Oh yeah that's when they had some guy in a terrible costume play me" The King Of Koopas said grimiacning. "Man that was terrible."
"Terrible does not go far enough to describe the wretched hive of slanderous puke and nausia that went into creating that atrocity" Mewtwo pointed out.
Bowser looked at him. "Well... like you'd know how to make a good movie."
"Good and profitable" Mewtwo said holding a poster of Mewtwo Strikes Back. "You should watch it and see how it's done."
"Eh, I'd probably be better off making my own movie". Bowser made a fist. "It'd be the best movie ever made that involved getting a set of ridicolous plumbers teeth kicked in."
"Oh yeah like you could-a make a movie" Mario said rolling his eyes.
"Oh hell yeah!" Bowser said walking off. "I'll show that stupid plumber what cinema's all about" Bowser mumbeled to himself going to some room down the hall.
"Well back to the event" Master Hand snapped his fingers as Dedede and Yoshi were sent to WarioWare. "You have 10 seconds to defeat as many opponents as you can."
Dedede and Yoshi appeared injured everywhere. "Hey, what's with all this here damage already been acculamated?" Dedede asked.
"Well it's a Sudden Death fight. We start at a lot, in the game 300 damage so it's easier to knock off." Yoshi explained. Suddenly a CPU version of Lucas and snake appeared before them. Dedede tossed a waddle dee at CPU Lucas as he quickly fell off the stage.
"Wow, whole lot easier. Wish that's all it took to defeat that puffball" Dedede Murmured as Yoshi then grabbed Snake with his tounge and threw him off stage. Another set of CPUs appeared on stage as Dedede and Yoshi just repeated the process a few times until they had each taken out about 5 or so CPUs.
"A NEW RECORD!" The voice said as they were transported back to the main stage.
"So do we get anything for breaking the record?" Yoshi asked.
"Yeah, you get my pattented one of a kind super special Master Hand guarnateed... thumbs up." He then gave Yoshi a thumbs up as the dinosaur rolled his eyes. "Some people don't know how to appreciate good gifts."
"Well if that's all you're giving for Christmas then you already ruined the holiday season" Fox pointed out.
"Bah handbug" Master hand said as everyone groaned at his pun. "Well... moving on then." He looked at Wario. "The next event is one I wanted you to do with Bowser. But since he's too busy planning off his big "movie" thing-"
"You know it will be cinema gold!" Bowser called out from another room.
"YeahI'msureitwillbeastgreatasanythingmadebyUweBoll" Master Hand said quickly. "Well point is this one will now be done with Wario and uh... anyone want to work with Wario?" Everyone shook they're heads.
"Bunch of stupid-a ingrates" Wario muttered to himself.
"Well I'll pick someone else" he then ponited at Sonic. "Well since you both brought the MJ curse into my mansion-"
"I keep telling you I'm way... way sorry" Sonic said.
"Well whatever. You and Wario are going to compete in ALL MINE!"
"That's a pretty good title, provided you're a talking about-a me" Wario pointed at himself.
"Well I'm sure you'll like" Master Hand snapped his fingers as the two appeared on Skyworld with a CPU Mario. "Now since this is a coin battle-"
"Wait, did you say.. co..coins?" Wario said as dollar bills appeared in his eyes.
"Uh, yeah. You knock all the bills out of your opponent, because in coin battles, which appear again, launching your foe produces money-"
"That's the greatest-a thing I've ever heard of!" Wario said as then ran over and started beating on Mario severly.
"Well I was going to say that the player with the most coins at the end wins" Master Hand pointed as he saw Wario shaking Mario down for coins. "But I kind of think it will be obvious who will win here."
Sonic raised his hand. "Hey I could still win-"
"COME NEAR MY COINS AND YOU A DEAD!" Wario said darkly as he went back to shaking down Mario.
"Well.. at least the fact that these are just greed based and not bloodthirsty is nice" Master Hand tried to point out.
"Why-a?" Is there coins in his blood a too?" Wario said as he started to tear into the CPU Mario as everyone looked away.
"Uh... nevermind I said that either" Master Hand quickly teleported Sonic and Wario back to the main room.
"Hey, I wasn't done a bleeding coins from him!" Wario screamed out.
"Uh, I think you've had enough man-"
"I'LL A TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" Wario said jumping on Master Hand as he started to shake him. "Come on! You're full of a lot of a coins too right?"
"I'll tell you what's full of a lot of coins: Master Hand then teleported Wario off him as Wario landed in a straightjacket locked away in another room in the mansion. "The Psych room. And by coins, I mean meds."
"Finally I get to make someone else take the pills!" Crazy Hand said flying into Wario's room. "And these!" He said holding up a big needle.
"Well when you aren't viciously trying to pummel CPUs for coins, Co-Op Events are pretty fun". Master Hand then snapped his fingers as a portal appeared. "And since I forgot to mention this earlier, you can also partner up on Target tests as well. Anyone want to go try that?"
"I always do like testing my skills by trying to take out the most red and white bulleseys in a small alloted time frame" Pit said looking at Ike. "Would you like to join me to try and beat records thought undoable?"
"Sure, so long as no one makes a gay joke about it." He then looked around as everyone just starred at him. "Okay then." He and Pit jumped into the portal as it closed up.
"... Queer" Marth muttered to himself as the portal quickly opened up and shot another arrow which stuck in his arm which like the rest of his body was still stuck to the wall. "Uh, isn't anyone going to help me out of these?"
"Fine but I hoped you got over you're hateful duo bashing" he said as Ganondorf and Marth fell to the ground. "And now with that knowing how to delegate your duo duties out of the way, we can get to the next update". Master Hand snapped his fingers as a boombox fell on the ground. "Porky's Theme From Mother 3"
"Back in my day we didn't even have one mother. How come these whippersnappers get three?" Mr. Game and Watch asked.
Lucas shook his head. "No Mr. Game and Watch it is mearly the translated title for my adventure, which some also call Earthbound Zero, which still never made it to the states."
"Well hey I'm trying to change all that, but until then enjoy this music." Master Hand pressed play on the boombox as the music started to play. "Now for those who remembered Mother 3, Porky is the incarnate of Egotism and creates a grand metrolopolis, a towering pinnacle of imagination."
Lucas sighed. "Sadly of evil imgaination though due to his mad desires to try and take over our world through his pig machinery and seemingly immortal lifespan."
"All because my dad never repayed that money he owed Pokey that one time". Ness shook his head. "Goes to show what being consumed with money can do to someone"
"No, this is a show of what being consumed with money will do to someone". He then showed them a video of Wario being stabbed the injection needle over and over. "I think Pokey's one of those type of people who just dosen't know when to let things go."
"Which seems to be pretty common around here". Sonic muttered.
"Well I'm just glad you didn't invite him to the tournament though" Ness said. "I think he's better in his "Absolutley Safe Machine" absolutley away from everyone else."
"Oh yeah, that". Master Hand rubbed behind his glove. "See I needed some more bosses like you know for the Emmissary and..." A rumbling was heard as a giant pig mech stormed through the room, as an old yet really angry pig was seen at the controls looking furious at Ness and Lucas. "Long story short I released him."
"And now it's time for you to pay!" He said aiming his cannon at Ness. "Being in that robot so long made me realize something: Everything that happened to me is your fault for not giving me that money."
"Hey, that was my dad's problem!" Ness pointed at him. "And it's not even his fault you couldn't just get over losing some money."
"Three Thousand Pig Dollars is not just some money!" Porky said preparing to fire his cannon. "Maybe I'll blow you to bits and use the ashes to make up the cash."
"Or maybe you aren't going to kill anyone" Master Hand said snapping his fingers as the Mech Porky was in disappeared.
"Ah, I needed that to live!" Porky said gasping for air as he fell to the ground.
"Geez, and I thought a game and watch was a pathetically old" Mario pointed out.
"Why back in my day if you needed a machine to live you'd be shot with rocks cause those were the only machines we had. And gasping for air only cost a nickel!" Everyone rolled they're eyes at Game and Watch. "And back in my day that cost you only 2 haypennies."
"Uh, shouldn't we be doing something to help him?" Lucas asked. "I mean even though he is our arch enemy I do not want to see him die like this."
"Well I could just put him in a less deadly machine" Master Hand said snapping his fingers as Porky was placed in the iron lung.
"Why did I agree to put up with this?" The evil pig asked.
"Uh, probably because it was a more preferable option to never having any contact with anyone again" Master hand pointed out.
"What are you kidding? This sucks. I'd rather be dead." He pointed at Ness and Lucas. "Well actually I'd rather they be dead but that'd be wrong wouldn't it?"
"It is not wrong to wish for death to your enemies" Ganondorf pointed out. "Espically for the lord of all evil like me."
"Bah, I'm twice the lord of all evil any of you are" Porky said looking at the other villians. "I ruled an entire planet with fear until being stopped by these guys and they're stupid super powered friends" he pointed over at Ness and Lucas.
"Well that puts you in league with most manical Final Fantasy bosses" Mewtwo pointed out.
"Oh yeah well... just wait until the Pigmaskes get here". Porky looked around desperatley. "Hey, where are the pig maskes."
"Well I could go try and find Majora's mask again and stick it on Ganon" Link said smiling at his arch foe.
"How dare you infere me to be a subservant to some old pig!" Ganondorf said walking over to Porky. "You're weak attempts at villiany will now cost you your live, so says the lord of all evil!" He then Warlock Punched Porky hard into the sky as he broke through the cieling.
"Well you didn't kill him, but you did create a nice little sky roof" Master Hand said pointing at Porky as he then fell down to the ground to another room. "Maybe it's time he got acquinted with some of his own kind."
In a room that said "Bosses" Petey the Pirhanna was shown talking to Rayquaza who looked annoyed at the plant.
"So then I was all like "How can you say you'd flora if you're fauna" and she said "I think I know how to reproduce through sunlight, thank you very much" right-"
"You know as the lord of the skies, I have yet to find anything interesting in anything you've ever said to me" Rayquaza pointed out as Porky dropped down on them. "Finally, someone ELSE to talk to."
"Stupid Warlock punch smashing me into the air" Porky Mumbled as he got up. "Oh hey, who are you guys?"
"I'm Petey!" The plant said happily. "I get beat up by Kirby for locking girls in "sexist cages opressing the rights of woman even more so" or something that Zelda girl was rambaling about."
"And I'm Rayquaza" the Dragon said slinking around. "I thought this tournament would be fun, Hyper beaming ships and eating monkeys, but it's more annoying, espically when all I'm stuck with is guys like him!" He pointed at Petey.
"Well that stupid hand said I'm one of the bosses too". Porky looked around. "So maybe I'll still have a chance to make Lucas and Ness suffered for defeating me and not giving back that money!"
"Or maybe you'll have to fight someone totally diffferent" Petey pointed out. "Or maybe you'll win a quillting fair and can sow yourself some more money."
"Are you saying I'd sow myself because I"m a pig". Porky raised his fist. "Cause if you did I'd... well once I made a new mech I'd do something and it'd be to, to you!"
Rayquaza sighed. "Don't listen to him. He's an idiot whose always sprouting out something random."
"Am not" Petey said. "Hey I have an idea. Let's go photosynthesis ourselves!" he jumped towards the window as Rayquaza muttered again.
Back in the main room Master Hand blew on his finger. "Yup, still got the touch". He then pointed at the boombox. "As well as the jams."
"Well despite Porky's evilness it is a rather good track" Lucas commented.
"Yup and it's only one of the songs you're going to here in Mother 3. Of course in keeping with my "only playing one of each of your universe's songs" you're going to have to wait until the acutal tournament to here more."
"Well that's not the worst thing" Falco commented. "I mean music updates are still fairly boring most of the time, even when mechincal pigs attack."
"Well maybe you'll be interested in the next update more" Master Hand said snapping his fingers and transporting all the smashers to a brand new stage ground. "Presenting Frigate Orpheon".
"Sounds like the place they'd freeze baby whale orphans up past Icicle Mountain" Nana remarked.
"Actually it's the first ship that Samus infilrates in Metriod Prime" Master Hand pointed out.
Samus crossed her arms. "Oh, so you mean you're actually giving that dosen't involve Lava baths of Kraid's hand smacking everyone around?"
"Well you know how I always try and think outside the box" Master Hand pointed around. "In the background over there you can see the Parasite Queen."
"Hmmm, though I pushed that freak into Frigate's reactor and it exploded into a bunch of pieces" Samus said sort of confused.
"Oh you did" MH rolled his hand. "But I revived it since I thought it looked like pretty cool set decor". Suddenly the queen busts out of containment and lands in front of the smashers, roaring angrily. "Hmm, maybe I should of just gone with a painting then." Said the hand as he dodged the queen's bites.
Samus sighed taking out her blaster. "Girl's work is never done around here."
"No need for that" Meta-Knight said walking in front of her. "You've already fought and defeated this beast before. There would be no point in having to do so again, espically one who is not one of those annoying big bosses who keep popping up with some ridicolous scheme every year or so that never work." Ganondorf and Dedede shot Meta-Knight nasty looks as the puffball warrior took out his sword and sliced the Parasite Queen hard in the stomach. The queen roared in pain as it shot a laser energy fire at Meta Knight, who quickly warped to evade it, appearing in the back of the creature's head, slicing at it a few times. The parastie tried shaking Meta-Knight off but Meta stayed on and stabbed it hard in the neck, tilting the creature upward as it shot a powerful blast at the cieling. Meta Knight then speeded in front of it and in an almost to quck to see motion, cut the beast's head off. The queen roared out as Meta Knight then kicked it off the stage as both pieces fell and exploded somewhere off screen. He then put back his sword and landed in front of everyone.
Samus crossed her arms. "Not bad actually. I mean it's not exactly too hard a "boss" but I think it took me only a couple less seconds to blast it to ashes."
"That would make sense" Meta-Knight crossed it's arms. "It would seem to be far too weak to take someone of your calibur on."
"Of course". Samus pointed at herself. "Oh and just to let you know I'm smirking now but you obviously can't tell."
"Actually I can" Meta-Knight pointed at himself. "Us masked warriors can tell when another uses facial expressions even if others cannot." From inside the helmut Samus blushes a little bit at this. "Wonder what that was for?" Meta-Knight thought to himself.
"Hmmm, looks like the next time I revive that I'll have to make sure it can't come out to attack you guys" Master Hand stated.
"Or you could just not waste the time of doing that by keeping that thing dead" Samus pointed out.
"You just don't understand set decor". Master Hand snapped his fingers. "Of course there's no time to enjoy set decor when the lights go out." Soon everything started getting dark around the Smashers.
"How many times is this going to happen anyway?" Fox asked annoyed. "Cause I don't want to be "fighting in the shade" every other day."
"Nah this is only a this stage thing" Master Hand pointed out as things got darker. "The only thing you'll be doing every day is smashing each other around. And Smashing Every Day is defintley not a bad thing, espically if it's new."
"It is if it's how to jump updates" Falco muttered as things got pitch black.
"Oh no, I sure hope that pig Falcon dosen't try anything again in this blackout" Zelda was heard saying, moving along the ground.
"Yeah right" Zero Suit Samus said. "Don't try and deny your actions Zeldy unless you want to end up being spanked with a laser whip."
"Hmm that sounds pretty good actually" Zelda thought to herself as the emergencey power turned on, making the Smashers seeable. "Stupid emergencey power" Zelda muttered walking away from Zero Suit.
"Yeah for a spaceship that just causes trouble, it sure does have a lot of problems" Master Hand pointed out.
"Well it wouldn't if people didn't try reviving it for stupid reasons". Samus pointed out. "You better not also try making this self destruct to so all my power suit's updates start failing."
"Well I was going to try doing a "mechnaical failure" thing for everyone in the stage but uh that didn't work out too well" Master Hand pointed out. "Besides this area isn't defined here by it's surges, but by it's rotations."
"Didn't you already do that stupid rotating update?" Marth asked.
"Not THAT kind of rotation! I mean THIS kind of rotation." Master hand snapped his fingers as a siren was heard wailing. "Uh oh, that's your warning siren!"
"The Lord of all evil fears no warnings!" Ganondorf said as the stage starting rumbling. "Ah, what the hell is this?"
"This is the rotation I'm talking about" Master Hand stated as the stage started flipping around, as the little platform to the left was moved to the middle and the ground inverted in the middle. "See, when the siren goes off you have to jump in the air to flee". Master Hand looked to see most of the smashers had fell through the hole. "Oh. I... probably should of told them that before hand."
"That would of been more then probably useful" Mewtwo said floating in the air.
Meta-Knight was shown flying through the air on his wings as Samus hangs onto him. "Uh, thanks for the rescue" she said softly.
"No problem" Meta-Knight said. "Though I'm sure you could of grapple beamed onto something to pull yourself up."
"This is good too though" she thought to herself continuing to hold on.
Meanwhile Charizard was shown flying through the air as Ivysaur's vine whip was wrapped around his leg. "Good thing I thought of the old Vine Whip rescue eh guys?" The trainer said hanging onto squirtle and Ivysaur.
"You just copied what you saw on the show" Ivysaur commented pulling them up higher.
"No, they copied that from me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!" The trainer exclaimed as the Pokemon rolled they're eyes.
"Well guess I should bring the others back" Master Hand said as the others flew down to the now sturdy stage. He then snapped his fingers as the Smashers who didn't fly above were then transported to the floor and looked angrily at the hand. "Sorry about not telling you to jump."
"Wouldn't be the first time you made me fall for no reason off a stage" Zero Suit Samus muttered.
"Yeah well I'm sorry that happen, but hey it shows what to do in a pinch right?"
"Oh I'll give you a pinch-a" Mario smacking the hand hard in his index finger.
"Ow! That was a punch, not a pinch!"
"Well I guess I'm still a little disoriented-a from falling into an abyss-a!" Mario yelled.
"Fine, I guess I deserved that one" Master Hand said as the other Smashers quickly went over and started smacking him. "Ow!" He said now covered in bruises. "Okay I guess I deserved that too, this one time only" he then looked around. "Though that's not the stalling you need to take advantage of your opponent here."
"Well check out my stalling" Ness said taking out his Yo-yo and spinning it around. "This is called around the world."
"Hey can you do around the world in 80 days?" Master Hand asked as Ness started spinning the yoyo around some more. "Okay, now do where in World Is Carmen Sandiego." Ness looked at him confused. "Oh come on, everyone knows that one!" He said grabbing the Yoyo and spinning it around. "See what you need to do is spin it around while keeping in beat with the theme song, and then end with a question mark." As he was doing it the Smashers were approaching him from behind. "See you have to go do do do dooo do do Carmen Sandiego!" The hand said as he then brought the Yoyo in back of him causing the smashers to move back. "Yeah nice try guys but you can only fool me once with a yoyo!"
"Oh yeah, since that other time I fooled you into walking the dog you got pounded on by that Nintendog" Ness pointed out.
"Yeah that's right, and it took days to get all that dog slobber off my glove. Not to mention having to lock him in the pound until the tournament came." Master Hand then pointed at the others. "So don't try trickng me like that.
"But it was a "stall" tactic. That is what you want right?" Link asked.
"Uh, not on me, after already having been injured so." Master Hand said sniffling a bit.
Mario sighed. "Oh just a take a maximum tomato-a you big a baby hand"
"No I have a better idea!" Master Hand then teleported them back to the main room. "I'll heal myself with the brand new healing item, the Team Healer!" He then snapped his fingers as a glowing black ball appeared in front of the other smashers.
"Oh boy, mysterious looking candy!" Kirby said inhaling and eating the ball.
"That's not candy!" Master Hand said pointing at Kirby. "Besides that dosen't do anything if you take it."
"So you're saying it's a healing item that can't heal you?" Pikachu asked as Master Hand nodded. "Hmmm, so maybe there are wosre updates then the jump one."
"Hey you didn't let me finishing explaining!" Master Hand called out. "As I was saying it has no relevence to those who just play free for all brawls but it does have meaning for those who play team matchups."
"Uh, you do know that barley anyone plays team matches, right?" Falco asked.
"Uh, what do you think the point of all these team updates are for?" Master Hand asked him. "Team Subspace? Team Events? Team Target Matches? Team picture sending? Online Teams?" The Smashers looked blankly at him. "Hello? I'm trying to put the freaking team back into Smash Brothers!"
"Since when has it ever been about teams besides some Classic mode match ups?" Fox asked.
"Uh... okay I am trying to put the team in Smash Brothers. You know make you all want to play with each other by joining up as well as killing each other. You know, sort of mix things up."
"Well so long as I don't have to be on a team with a pathetic male speciem then I'm okay with that" Zelda said crossing her arms.
"Well... I guess that's something' Master Hand said. "So for saying something sort of nice about my team idea, you get to be with..." looks around the room. "Zero Suit Samus in this team battle demonstration."
Zelda cheered happily as Zero Suit groaned. "Great, now even the stupid hand's trying to pair us up" Zero Suit thought to herself.
Master Hand then had another Team Healer come in. "To explain things, Team Battles, a feature in the tournament and game, allow you to break into teams of two and do battle when four people are playing."
"Oh gee, I NEVER would of been able to figure that out" Falco said sarcastically.
"Hey how does this work for me?" The Pokemon Trainer asked. "Since you know I already fight with a team."
"You mean "you already fight using a team" you lazy Trainer" Squirtle pointed out.
"Well like the Ice Climbers before you" Master Hand said speaking in a deeper voice. "It still only counts as one!"
"Was that attempt to be dramatic or do you just like imitating Gimili?" Link asked.
"Both, Legolas" Master Hand said to him.
"Oh, so should I start climbing up a giant a giant undead elephant type creature then or something?"
"Nah you just stay and watch how these team battles are done." Master Hand looked around. "Okay so since team colors are Red, Green and Blue it will team Blue" he pointed over at Zero Suit Samus and Zelda. "Against me and someone else on Team Red. So who will join me?" He looked to see no one raising they're hand. "Oh come on, no one wants to help me take down Team Bluez?"
"As if you could defeat the power of our love... uh friendship you stupid hand!" Zelda screamed out as Zero Suit rolled her eyes.
"Uh, if you're such a "master" why don't you just fight yourself?" Marth asked.
"Hey, I need someoen else on my team to use the Team Healer!" He said holding the team Healer. "So who will help me do that?" The others looked blankly at him. 'Fine, I'll just pick someone." he then pointed at Donkey Kong. "Okay so it's me and Donkey Kong then."
"Ooh, me no work well in team battles" Donkey Kong pointed out.
"Uh, what about the whole wrestling team up at the end of Donkey Kong 64?" Master Hand asked him.
"Oh me did do that" Donkey Kong admitted.
"Yeah you did do that. And now we do this". Master Hand snapped his fingers teleporting him, DK, Zelda and Zero Suit to Yoshi's Island.
"Uh, you are not going to try and god mode you're way into winning this battle are you?" Zero Suit asked.
"No. I'm just here because I want to be healed." He then teleported the Team Healer into Donkey Kong's hands. "Okay quick, throw that to me!"
"Me throw it like it was a barrel" Donkey Kong said throwing the Team Healer at Master Hand as the Hand was healed.
"See, if you pick it up and hold it, it dosen't do anything" Master Hand then spun around. "However, if you throw it at your ally, his damage goes away and goes back to 0."
"Uh, don't YOU die at 0?" Zero Suit asked him.
"Well for me it's 300 in the game, if I was a character in the game, which I'm not since I guess i"m so awesome."
"Uh, so then why did you have this farce of a fight then?" Zero Suit asked him.
Zelda smiled and put her hand on Zero Suit's shoulder. "Because dear Samus he wants us to show how much better our gender is then his own by using the power of teamwork to defeat him and the stupid ape."
"Uh, though I am technically "male" I don't even have what you classify as a gender" Master Hand pointed out.
"Ooh, and me no stupid!" Donkey Kong said. "And me prove it to your face!" Donkey Kong then charged at the two as Zelda held out her hand and shot a magic bolt at him which knocked Donkey Kong back. "Ooh, me no like no congo magic" Donkey Kong said somewhat dizzy.
"Don't worry, I can help with that". He then snapped his fingers as another Team Healer appeared that he threw at Donkey Kong as he recovered. "See the more damage you have the more damage is fixed so you were technically restored less then I was since I was unfailry beaten up by all you angry jerks."
"You were asking for it you a stupid-a!" Mario was heard calling out.
"Hey that's not fair!" Zelda said. "Using your mystical hand powers to heal your opponents is just another example of male supremacy unfairly using it's advantages to-"
"Fine, I'll "even" things out." Master Hand then pointed his fingers at Zelda and shot her with a powerful explosive charge as she hit the floor hard.
"Okay, I'm not sexist or anything but how is that even things out at all?" Zero Suit asked.
"Simple" Master Hand took out another Team Healer. "See if you dont' alert your teammate on your team healing throwing actions, you can occasionally cause the opponent to get healed instead." He then threw the Team Healer at Zelda as she healed. "That's my way of balancing things out."
"Ooh, do that hurty thing again so me can get back at being magiced!" Donkey Kong yelled out.
"Sorry, but no." He then teleported them all back to the main room. "In truth I just really wanted to show Team Healer and that's all. I mean any team with me on it would really be wiped away too quickly for it to count."
"Stupid... sexist hand" Zelda said still on the ground.
"Uh, you can get up you know. You have been healed" Zero Suit pointed out.
"No... can't... the sexist hand hurt me to much. Need to be cared for... until I can gain my strength back."
Link walked over. "I could do that for you if you want princess."
"Thanks Link but... has to be Samus. Only her knowledge of... futuristic cures can help me."
"Oh BS!" Zero Suit said crossing her arms. "Get up you big faker."
"She's not Shadow" Sonic commented as he then avoided some gun shots coming his way. "Hey, stop that you ultimate angster!" Sonic said screaming at the window where a figure could be seen teleporting away.
"Not... faking" Zelda said screeching out in pain.
Zero Suit sighed. "Fine if it will shut you up" she said picking up Zelda. "I'll get you something in my room then." Zelda smiled to herelf as Zero suit carried her out.
Lucas raised his hand. "I do not mean to be rude, but why is it that you all make fun of Ike and state that he is homosexual when that has not been clearly proven but yet due not out Zelda for her attraction to Samus?"
Captain Falcon rolled his eyes. "Duh, cause it's hot stupid."
Link pointed at Lucas. "Besides the princess does not have such feelings for Samus."
"Someone's in denial!" Ganondorf said sing songly.
"Someone's going to get his ass kicked!" Link said taking out his sword and chasing after Ganondorf.
"Hey enough of that!" Master Hand called out. "It's time to talk about the next update, Kirby's Special Moves."
"Ooh, do I get a new thing where I get to find all the pizza in the stage and eat it all up in one big bite?" KIrby asked.
"Uh, no. You can still only use the same moves as before" Master Hand pointed out.
"Then what is the point of going them over?" Meta-Knight asked. "Even I can only do so much exposition over Kirby's attacks you know."
"Well prepare to do more then ever before". Master Hand said pointing at Kirby. "Since as you all know nothing symbolizes Kirby's moveset more then his standard attack, Inhale."
"Yeah cause we all know that there Kirby is nothing but an annoying little pink eating machine" Dedede said taking out his hammer. "One that needs to be pounded flat to the ground."
"Only if it's like a pancake, caue those taste good pounded flat on the ground" Kirby pointed out.
"Well actually the only thing you'll be eating now is your fellow smashers" Master Hand exclaimed as everyone looked around and tried running off. Master Hand locked the doors and windows. "Nice try guys but you're not getting out of this one because it's boring."
"Well how about because a- we don't want to be eaten?" Mario said.
"Sorry but it's time to show all you newbies what happens when Kirby eats you" Master Hand said as Kirby walked over to Mario, who tried running off but Master Hand knocked him to the puffball. "See when Kirby inhales you" Kirby started inhaling and chowing down on Mario and swallowing as he then spat him out, as a red cap appeared on his head. "he copies your standard ability and-"
"I'll take it from here" Meta-Knight said pointing at Kirby. "He has become Mario Kirby, with the ability to shoot out fireballs and speaking in a fake italian accent as he prounces how much better he is then everyone else."
"Mamma Mia!" Kirby said shooting out fireballs. "Without a me there a wouldn't be a Nintendo!"
"Well it's a true" Mario commented as everyone rolled they're eyes.
"I mainly had this update so everyone would see how Kirby would look absorbed as them." He took out a piece of paper. "Let's see. According to my list, next up would be..." He thought for a second. "Eh, he should be good enough now." He then snapped his fingers as Wario (still in a straigtjacket looking around crazily) appeared. "Okay Kirby go eat Wario."
"Hey, a where are the coins?" Wario asked before Kirby then ate him and absorbed his powers (spitting him out obviously) as a yellow cap and goggles appeared on Kirby's head.
"He has become Wario Kirby" Meta-Knight announced. "Gaining the ability chomp his opponents in an entirley new way while being smell, disgusting greedy and an all around intolerable person to be around."
Kirby then started choping around. "Hey I still got the same bad accent-a but now with a desire to let loose some garlic farts-a." He then started shaking down the locked up Wario. "Hey, where are my coins-a?"
Master Hand teleported Wario to where he was before. "Okay Kirby better eat Peach before I have to send you to the psych ward as well?"
Peach raised her hand. "Yeah, like my turn!" She blinked. "Oh wait, is that like a good thing?" Kirby then ate and absorbed Peach as a royal crown appeared on Kirby's head.
"He has now become Peach Kirby" Meta-Knight stated. "With the ability to use a too often abused Toad to block attacks as well as being fairly ditzy but actually kind to most people, even crazy fangirls."
Kirby took out Toad. "Like don't worry like Toad. I don't feel like eating you but instead like adopting you and a bunch of you friends and letting them live happily on like my mansion before I like get kidnapped again while talking in this totally vallygirl accent."
Peach giggled. "Those are like so my mannerisms" she said as Master Hand then pointed to Link.
"Oh no, I'm not getting absorbed again!" Link said as Kirby walked over to him. "Eat this!" He said throwing his boomerang at Kirby which he ate. "Well how about this-" he was stopped when Kirby then ate him as well.
"Hmm, that boomerang made a good metal appeltizer" Kirby said as he then absorbed Link's powers as a green hat appeared on his head.
"Although in our world he would just be called Sword Kirby, here he is Link Kirby" Meta-Knight stated. "He carries the hero's bow and the duty to restore Hryule to glory defeating the evil Ganondorf and deny Princess Zelda's sexuality."
"Do not!" Link said as Kirby just took out his bow and grunted. "Hey, I can say more then that you know" Link pointed out. "Though for some reason they don't like me doing that when filming the adventures."
"It's cause Nintendo dosen't like paying us to talk too much-a" Mario pointed out.
"Okay Kirby, time for you to eat Dedede" Master Hand stated.
"I reckon it's time to do the exact opposite of that!" Dedede said taking out his hammer. However Kirby just went over and ate him, absorbing the king as red, gold and white cap appeared above his head.
"I reckon I want to go kill myself!" Kirby said taking out his sword.
"Stop!" Meta-Knight said walking over to him. "You have not become Emo Kirby again. You are Dedede Kirby, with the ability To Inhale your opponents without absorbing they're power and talk in a bad southern drawl on how you wish to destroy Kirby, who you actually are."
"Reckon your plum right about that" Kirby said sucking in and then spitting out Dedede.
"As if I needed other reasons to hate that there Kirby, now he's using the move I stole from him and making another copy of the hat you can only find in Waddle Dee sweatshops" Dedede thought as he got up.
"Okay next on the list is... Diddy Kong". Master hand said pointing at the chimpanzee.
"Well it wouldn't be the first time I ate a monkey" Kirby said walking over to Diddy.
"Hey I didn't come all the way over from the jungles to be eaten!" Diddy yelled as he tried taking out his peanut popgun which Master Hand just teleported away. "Or to make my weapons keep disappering" he said as Kirby absorbed him as a Nintendo cap appeared on his head.
"He has become Diddy Kirby" Meta-Knight said looking pretty bored. "With the powerful banana peel move to slip up his opponents and attempting to actually be a cool and competent fighter who thinks too highly of himself."
"Hey, do not!" Diddy said as he took out a banana. "Though thanks for telling me I can make people slip on banana peels."
"Everyone can actually do that since it is an item" Meta-Knight pointed out.
"Yeah, but now I can do that cartwheeling around and being grabbed by giant dragons" Kirby said eating a banana.
"Hey, I do more then that!" Diddy said running at Kirby and slipping on the banana peel Kirby left on the ground. "Ow, my lower banana!" Diddy said groaning on the ground.
"I'll take that other banana" Kirby said grabbing Diddy's banana and eating it.
"Okay next up... another person I have to teleport in". He then snapped his fingers as Zero Suit Samus teleported in.
"Fine if it will stop you're whining I'll give you a massage" Zero Suit said when looking around. "Hey, what am I doing back here?"
"Getting eaten by me" Kirby said as he absorbed Zero Suit Samus as a yellow ponytail appeared on his head.
"He has now become Zero Suit Samus Kirby" Meta-Knight explained. "His new paraylzer gun allows him to paralyze his foes and his continuing changing outlook on relationships make him secretly want to be with Zelda."
"Oh now that is such bull!" Zero Suit said running at Meta-Knight.
Samus stepped in front of her. "Hey, back off. He just calls it like he sees it. Not his fault you feel that way." Samus crossed her arms. "I'm just glad that our clone DNA dosen't affect who we fall for."
"Does not!" Zero Suit said. "THe only way I'm different then you is that I'm faster and-"
"Oh boy, time to secretly plot to kill Master Hand for throwing me off buildings when his handy back is turned!" Kirby said taking out the paraylzer gun and trying to shoot Master Hand.
"... I'm guesing you were going to say hold more of a grudge then your suited counterpart" Master hand stated as Zero looked down sheepishly before being transported away. "Okay next on the List would be Yoshi."
"You try and eat me and I'll eat you first!" Yoshi said extending it's tounge. Kirby starting inhaling at the same time as the two absorbed each other at the same time, creating a small dimensional rip as two eggs fell to the ground.
"Uh, I'm sure that pretty much goes against most of the laws of physics" Fox pointed out.
"Eh, I break those all the time anyway" Master Hand said as the two broke from they're eggs. One being Yoshi, and the other being Kirby with a green dinosaur head and a long red tounge.
"He has now become Yoshi Kirby" Meta-Knight stated. "With a similar ability to absorb oppoents but to turn them into eggs and generally being an all around dinosaur who wishes to fly freely through the skys on dragon wings."
"Wait a minute, your explanations can also tell people our dreams?" Yoshi asked.
Meta-Knight shrugged. "So long as Kirby absorbs someone I can learn some pretty intresting things about anyone."
"And I learned I can eat and be eaten at the same time" Kirby said extending his tounge. "And I want to try that again!"
"Uh no" Master Hand said fixing the small dimensional hole. "You can only break physics so many times around here. Time to absorb someone else". Master Hand then snapped his fingers as Zelda was teleported in.
"Oh Samus you have such nice hands" Zelda said and then looked around. "Hey! I know what you're doing!" She pointed at Kirby. "I will not be eaten out by any man, espically to add my own power to his."
"But I'm still hungry!" Kirby said as he then ate and absorbed Zelda as a dark purple and blue headpiece appeared on his head.
"He has now become Zelda Kirby" Meta-Knight exclaimed. "With the ability to use the Narryu's love to reflect attacks as well as have a one sided and uneducated view of female rights-"
Zelda teleported behind Meta-Knight, gathering energy. "Go on continue speaking such slander about me. I'd love to give another reason to want to eradicate you."
Samus knocked her away. "Oh give it up with that Zelda. You're just mad because he's telling the truth about you." She then looked over at Meta-Knight. "Sorry you were so rudley interrupted."
"It's okay" Meta Knight said. "As I was saying Kirby's spinning reflect comes at having an angry cliched femminst view about everything and finding such disgust in the opposite gender choosing to find love in the same one."
Kirby spun around doing Naryu's love. "Women rule, men drool blah blah blah blah." Kirby said as everyone chuckled.
"I hate you all" Zelda said pointing at Samus. "And you're much better with your armor off." She teleported away.
"Actually you seem to be more calm and sturdy a fighter then your Zero Suit counter part" Meta-Knight said to Samus. "She is probably just saying that because of her freelings towards the other Samus."
"Thanks" Samus said smiling a bit in her helmet. "She's not the only one with feelings around here though" she secretly thought.
"Feelings towards what?" Ness asked glowing with psychic energy.
"Uh... nothing" Samus said. "Now I understand why Master Hand hates psychics" she quietly muttered.
"Okay now it's Donkey Kong's turn to be absorbed" Master Hand said pointing at DK.
"Ooh, I thought we friends!" DK said. "Remember when me threw you Team Healer thingie?"
"Yeah well nothing personal. Just wanted to show everyone." Kirby then absorbed Donkey Kong as black fur appeared all over his body.
"He has now become Donkey Kong Kirby" Meta-Knight explained. "With the ability to give opponents a giant charged donkey punch as well as being ignorant to a lot of what is happening around him."
"Hey, mask man trying to say me dumb!" Donkey Kong pointed at him. "That no true."
"Yeah, me no dumb" Kirby said charging up his donkey fist. "Me just no know no better. Me raised in jungle."
"Well me went to jungle later to star in me own succesful series of adventures, some of which involved beating on Kongo drums" Donkey Kong pointed out.
"Wow, Nintendo sure did have some stupid Gamecube Peripherals" Master Hand stated. "Uh, I mean time to go and eat squirtle."
"Hey, can't I at least be prepared in some turtle soup first?" Squirtle asked. "Or preferably prepare you in some turtle soup?" Kirby started sucking Squirtle in. "Guess that's a nooooo!" Squirtle said before being absorbed by Kirby, who grew a turtle shell on his head with a blue tail on his back.
"He has become Squirtle Kirby" Meta-Knight pointed out. "With the ability to use Water Gun to spritz at foes and dislike his trainers and those who say penguins are better then turtles."
"Okay Squirtle, time to get vengence on that guy who absorbed you" the Trainer said making a fist. "You're going down, eater guy!" He said pointing at Squirtle.
"Hey, I'm not Kirby!" Squirtle said.
"Yeah right not not Kirby" The trainer pointed at Kirby. "Squirtle, use water gun".
"Squirtle!" Said Kirby as he shot water gun at Squirtle, hitting the turtle and knocking him across the room.
"Good work Squirtle" the trainer said giving Kirby a thumbs up.
"Squirtle!" Kirby said happily.
"Hey you're finally acting like your old self again" The trainer thought for a second. "Hey wait a minute! You never acted like that around me!" Kirby then shot the trainer a watergun which sent him across the floor.
"Stupid Trainer" Squirtle said rubbing his head. "Maybe that will show you not to be fooled so easily". He then smirked to yourself. "Well when we're not tricking you anyway." He thought.
"Okay time to absorb another Pokemon" Master Hand said pointing at Pikachu.
"You know, do all of us veterans have to be absorbed?" Pikachu asked. "I mean dosen't everyone already know what we look like being eaten by Kirby."
"Probably, but you must be absorbed just to be sure" Master Hand stated. Kirby then swallowed Pikachu and absorbed him, as a yellow Pikachu head and Pikachu tail appeared on Kirby.
"He has become Pikachu Kirby" Meta-Knight pointed out. "With the ability to use thunder jolt to shock foes a little as well as dislike a lot of the elements of your own world because of how annoying they are."
"Well I do think that" Pikachu admitted as Kirby hit him with a Thunder Jolt. "Uh, it's not very effective you know."
"Pikachu!" Kirby said.
"Alright, now Pikachu's back to his old self!" The Trainer exclaimed as Pikachu stared at him angrily. "Oh wait, that's not a Pokemon is it?"
Pikachu smirked. "Why don't you try capturing it and see?"
"How about no?" Master Hand said. "Kirby's got other things to do, like absorb Samus."
"How about no on that?" Samus asked.
"I'm going to have to no your no."
"So, yes then."
"Yeah, yes." Master Hand thought for a second. "You mean yes on you being absorbed right?"
"No!"
"Well no on that yes."
"So you're saying no to me not being unabsorbed?"
"I'm saying... oh just eat her already Kirby!" Kirby then went over and ate Samus, absorbing her as he was then decked out in a big red Visor helmut that covered most of his body.
"He has now become Samus Kirby" Meta-Knight pointed out. "He now can weild the powerful charge shot blast but still does not measure up to the power, class and intellegence of the actual Chozo Trained Warrior."
Samus blushed a bit inside her armor. "Uh... yeah, can't copy the original."
"I can do this though!" Kirby said charging up a blast of energy that made a hole in the wall.
"Hey, do you know how long it takes to repair these kind of damages?" Master Hand asked.
"Uh, a second with your stupid hand powers?" Fox replied.
"Well... yeah". Master Hand said. "Just for that though, you're the next one getting eaten."
"But I don't want to eat a furry" Kirby said sadly. "They taste like a mix of whining and creepy sexual things and even more whining."
"Hey, I'm an antrophomoric space fox, not a furry!" Fox pointed out.
"Oh, okay then". Kirby then ate Fox, absorbing him as a pair of Fox ears and helmut on his head.
"He has now become Fox Kirby" Meta Knight stated. "With the ability to shoot his blaster really fast and unfairly cause opponents damage if it constantly used without any strategy and generally try and debunk anything Master Hand tries to say."
"Well I'll give you the whole "debunk the stupid hand" thing but I think I have more strategy then that." Kirby then took out the reflector and kept shooting at the wall. "Though people using me may not."
"I'm going to shoot at this and tell Master Hand how stupid his updates are because I like hurting his feelings" Kirby said still shooting.
Master Hand looked at Fox angrily. "Hey, he said it, not me!" Fox pointed out.
"Well whose he imitating?" Master Hand pointed out as he then snapped his fingers. "Anyway time for the next person to get absorbed." Bowser was then transported in front of the room.
"Hey, I'm not done with my awesome movie script!" He held out some sheets of paper. "It's called "Koopa Vs The Stupid Plumbers" and-" Bowser was then eaten by Kirby as the puff transformed, gainging a set of red hair and horns on his head.
"He has now become Bowser Kirby" Meta-Knight said monotone. "With powerful fire breath, yet not powerful enough to be able to defeat a pair of "Plumbers" for over two and a half decades."
"Hey that will all change when my movie comes out" Bowser pointed out. "The Plumbers Clean they're last sink... that will be the tagline."
"Yeah my movie will destroy Mario and Luigi just as much as the last one, my various kidnapping princess plans, my ineffectual minions, my forgotten and cloned children, my easily defeatable clown car, and my attempts to cheat at all the sports we play did" Kriby said breathing fire everywhere."
"Yeah" Bowser said and then blinked. "Hey wait, that wasn't a compliment!" He then gave them the finger. "Screw you guys, I'm going to go finish my movie." He said walking out of the room through the hole in the wall that Master Hand quickly fixed back up.
"Yeah-a good luck with that stupid-a" Mario said sarcastically.
"Well time for the next person to be absorbed" Master Hand said.
Meta-Knight sighed. "Okay, now who will Kirby eat so I can talk about his transformation abilities?"
"You actually" Master Hand said as Kirby then went over and ate and absorbed Meta-Knight as Meta-Knight's mask appeared on Kirby's head.
"Now I feel like giving exposition on myself" Kirby said. "I am Meta Knight Kirby, with the ability to use Mach Tornado to spin people around as well as go around and give out all the info on Kirby's moves while standing on the sidelines not helping in battle."
"... What he said" Meta-Knight replied, looking pretty annoyed.
"Pffft, don't listen to him" Samus said. "He forgot about the times you did prove how great a warrior you were like easily offing the Parasite Queen, or Bowser, Or Ganondorf, not to mention pretty much everyone with probably the second best Final Smash around here".
"Well that is true" Meta-Knight said. "I am glad someone appreciates my warrior skills around here."
"Me too" Samus said as they both looked at each other.
"Okay enough compliments, time for more condiments" Master Hand said as eveyrone looked at him. "To I guess be splashed on the next person Kirby eats". He then snapped his fingers as Pit appeared.
The Paultena angel looked around. "Pretell fair hand why have you taken me from my attempts at getting impossibly quick team records on the Targets?" Master Hand then pointed at Kirby, who ate and Absorbed Pit as a halo and a small set of wings appeared on the puffball.
"He has now become Pit Kirby" Meta-Knight exclaimed.
"I thought that was the title I was given for when I was commisioned to help fix veichles working with a specialized squad who also engaged in those type of activites" Kirby exclaimed.
Meta-Knight twirled his sword. "That's Pit Crew Kirby. Pit Kirby is when you are able to shoot out Pauletna's arrow at foes and proclaim your love for your goddess while talking in a mix of sophicicated and technology-deprived vocabulary that is normally above your level."
Kirby took out a bow and arrow and starting shooting arrows around. "Hmm, I did notice that I am speaking in a tone that is normally quite uncommon compared to the one I usually talk in and do find it difficult that I now have a love for a goddess that before I did not really appreciate but now would give my life for."
"Well that is a sentiment you should all be feeling at any given time" Pit pointed out. "Though I would wish to go back to shooting at Targets instead of staying here and continued to be replicated by the puffball warrior from the Land of Dreams."
"Very well" Master Hand said snapping his fingers as Pit disappeared. "That just leaves one person left for Kirby to eat today." He then pointed at Snake. "Snake, come on down!"
"Uh, (beep) no" Snake sais as Kirby walked over to him. "Unless you want me to (swear)in plant a bomb in your (curse) too then I'd" Snake started to say before Kirby ate him and absorbed Snake, gaining a moustache and beardline and a bandana on his head.
"He has now become Solid Snake Kirby" Meta-Knight exclaimed. "With the abilty to throw grenades at different level and have real dislike for his director and others constantly swearing at most people around him, espically monkeys and 2D black colored fighters.
Kirby threw a grenade. "Ah (beep) my (beep) my (beep) I'm going to (swear) and (curse) and (list of curses) all of you!"
"Hey I have more (beep)in class then that!" Snake exclaimed. Everyone rolled they're eyes. "Well fine but at least I didn't try and (beep)in eat all of you."
"Hey I only (Swear)in hate half of you" Kirby mentioned.
"You'll have to save the rest of that for later" Master Hand exclaimed. "Because for our last update, we're going to the movies!"
"I told you I'm not done with mine yet!" Bowser was heard from another room.
"Not you!" Master Hand yelled. "i'm talking about a movie introducing one of the story modes of the tournament: The Subspace Emissary!"
"Oh so it's just more clips you made of us and then erased our memories of" Fox said.
"Well yeah, but I still hope you enjoy it like a day at the movies." The Smashers stared at him blankly. "Well I guess you know like the Men in Black movies. They had mindwipes and no one whined there."
"Maybe because there was a REASON for all the mind wipes" Falco pointed out.
"Yeah well... that's cause people saw aliens and you guys are alien to me so shut be uh..." Master Hand sighed. "Look just enjoy it like a day at the movies okay. I even got that famous movie preview guy to provide a good voiceover for it."
"You actually were able to get Don LaFontaine?" Pikachu asked.
"Don? I thought it was Cor DoFontaine."
"That's Corrado" a voice said as a man walked in wearing a black T-Shirt, brown trenchcoat, dark brown pants and dark purple boots. "Corrado Fontaine" the man said.
"Oh well you're still an announcer right?" Master hand asked.
Corrado shook his head. "Not really. I just entered the "be the announcer for this movie thing" contest you had."
The Smashers looked at Master Hand annoyed. "Okay, so I wasn't able to get the guy. I thought I did since they're both Fontaine but I guess not."
"Well I hope you're happy-a" Mario said. "You just got another-a stupid fanboy to bug us, just like that a Diana."
"Hey she's not like stupid" Peach yelled out. "She's like my friend."
"Actually she's my friend too" Corrado said. "And she said I should enter it because it'd be fun or something."
"And it is fun!" Master Hand said handing him a sheet of paper. "Go ahead, just read from this."
"Uh, okay". Corrado starred at the paper. "In a world where Nintendo Characters come alive, there will come a force that seeks to destroy them." Master Hand takes out the boombox as intense dramatic music starts playing. "There is no place to run, and no place to fight. The only thing left to... is Smash". Heroic battle music (similar to the theme) starts playing. "From Genius Director Master hand who Brought You Super Smash Brothers, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, And The Hit Song Glovey Lovey Love". The Smashers all looked at annoyed at Master Hand who quickly looked away. "Comes a tale of friendship, humor, action, romance, supsense, drama and above all more stars then you can shake a galaxy at." A different set of music plays. "Mario Mario, Link, Samus Aran, Pikachu, Fox McCloud, Donkey Kong, Yoshi Yoshi, Kirby and many more favorites will pull it all on the line. But will even these heroes be able to win?" The title ending music started to play. "Super Smash Brothers Brawl, coming..." Corrado looks closer at the paper. "Uh, this word was crossed out but it looks like March-"
"No, it's Febuary. Febuary 10th". Master Hand looks around. "Yup, defintley around then." He looks at the Smashers. "And if you think that was good, just wait until you see the video that goes with that trailer."
"Shouldn't that have played at the same time as the video?" Marth asked.
"Uh, I didn't have time to edit the two in" Master Hand admitted as he snapped his fingers, the movie seats popping in again as a screen lowered, the lights trimming down. "So sit back and enjoy the show."
Corrado walked over to Master Hand. "So where's that 100 bucks you promised me?"
"Uh, after the movie." Master Hand stated as the trailer started to play. The opened up as the Halebered was seen flying through the air as a purple mist rained down. Mario and Kirby looked up to see as the screen cutaway to show the mist form into the purple creatures."
"Hey, we've already-a seen this before!" Mario pointed out.
"Well it's not like this is the first trailer" Master Hand pointed out. "You tend to get this kind of repeated scenes in later trailers for everything."
"Oh yeah like how the 300 Trailer kept repeating all the rememberable lines from the film" Corrado pointed out.
"Would you please not mention that movie?" Marth asked. "We already kind of had a 300 expierence a few days ago."
"Uh okay, though it was probably only as good as when South Park did it, which really wasn't up to standards" Corrado said as the movie went on. The title screen "Adventure Mode, The Subspace Emissary, Super Smash Brothers" popped up and then showed Mario looking up on the field and Pit looking up somewhere else.
"So are we going to get into any actual new scenes?" Falco asked as the movie then showed Fox deflecting a Hyper Beam.
"Well at least it showed some good stuff" Fox pointed out before Kirby, Mario, Princess Peach and Zelda were shown on screen ready to fight.
"Aww, look at how (beep)in cute I am" Kirby said.
Snake punched him hard as Kirby turned back to his regular form. "That will teach you for taking my (beep)in merchandise" Snake muttered as the movie continued on. It showed blue mist forming around and the Ancient Minister floating in the air, and a shot of Pit looking over at the Halberd.
"Oh so now you're having my ship apparently attack Skyworld as well" Meta-Knight said looking over at Master Hand. "You do plan on bothering to explain why that is right?"
"Oh of course" Master Hand said. "Though I'm still not really sure how" he thought to himself as the movie continued on, showing a bunch of purple blobs running down a hallway and Mario attacking one of the blobs in the stadium.
"Yeah a finally time to show off my skills-a!" Mario said as a shot of Zelda blasting some of the purple creatuers was also shown.
"I guess the princess would also be happy to show off her skills" Young Link said smiling at Link. "If she wasn't busy with other things."
"Hey, you shouldn't be thinking that!" Link pointed at him. "She's your princess too."
"Well if that rumor of me coming in Wind Waker form is true, then technically Tetra's my princess and I know she's straight" Young Link pointed out as Link grimmaced. In the video Rayquaza popped out of the water again and roared.
"Yeah keep roaring all you want pal" Fox pointed at the screen. "Just remember whose taking you down."
"Hey if it's a boss, then I could take it down too!" Diddy pointed out. "I'm sure my peanuts would be able to teach that dragon a thing or too."
"Only in the ridicoluness of this tournament could some small nuts actually threathen the legendary lord of the skys" Mewtwo thought to himself as the video continued, showing a black arrow come at Fox and Diddy who dodged it as Bowser was seen firing the machine, laughing evily.
"Hey, what's that thing he's firing at us anyway?" Diddy asked.
"Oh that's the trophy gun" Young Link mentioned. "In the trailers they had E3 it showed Wario using it on Zelda to turn her into a trophy so I guess this ancient Minister gives it to all the villians."
"Man that's just another reason to hate Wario, besides all the other obvious ones" Link pointed out. In the video Peach was shown trapped under a cage as Mario was hit with a cannonball.
From another room Bowser looked around. "Hmmm, my "stuff I should probably be watching" sense is going off". Bowser shrugged. "oh well, back to my masterpiece!" He said as he continued writing his script. In the video Zelda and Kirby looked at this shocked as the timer of the clock ticked down.
"Oh cool, like in 24" Corrado said. "South Park actually did a good parody of that."
"Hey, that's completley original!" Master Hand exclaimed. "I never stole anything from anyone." The Smashers all looked at him annoyed. "Uh, well maybe just a few things." They rolled they're eyes as the video continued on. The music changed as the sceneary changed to some destroyed temple as Ike was shown slashing at some creatures as some ROBs were about to fire at him.
"Hmm, wonder who Ike gets stuck with during this story mode anyway" Marth said rubbing his chin. "I'd say something homosexual related but I'd have a feeling he'd try impaling me from wherever he is."
Master Hand took out a minature TV showing Ike at the pratice grounds furiously slashing at some targets (some of which had Marth hair on them) and yelling angrily. "Yeah I'd defintley agree on that" he said as the video continued on, panninside inside some temple with some lights going back and forth as Link was shown looking around seriously.
"Guess this is where I enter into the story" Link said as the video contined on, showing DK pounding his chest as he then pounded on some goombas near a set of platforms.
"Ooh and that what me do!" Donkey Kong said proudly.
"Technically-a that's what I'm suppose to be doing but not like it takes-a real skill to beat on a goomba" Mario noted as the video then showed Lucas somewhere else twirling around smacking on some Bytans.
"They may multiply in a flash, but my boy Lucas can just PK Flash them before that!" Ness said.
Lucas turned to him. "Actually I have the PK Freeze not the PK Flash."
"Oh well you can still freeze and break them to pieces and light them on PK Fire" Ness pointed out.
"That seems a little too cruel to me but if they do not feel any pain at all I suppose I could do that" Lucas said as the video continued on, showing Diddy and Fox kick around some Koopas (Diddy and Fox just smiled at this) and then a small tank in an underground area crushing some new type of enemy."
"Just to let everyone know" Master Hand pointed out. "That's Meta-Knight weilding a mini tank he can use in some levels."
"Why would I be using that to get around when I could just dash there faster?" Meta-Knight asked.
"Cause I wrote it that way, that's why" Master Hand informed him. The video continued showing Link slashing at some foes in another underground area and then by Icicle mountain the Ice Climbers hammering Meta-Knight.
"Hey finally we get a part in this story!" Nana said happily. "Though why are we smacking around Meta-Knight like that?"
"Probably because he dosen't think ice is nice" Popo responded.
Meta-Knight looked at them. "You do know that with all the expierence I have witnessing hammer based warriors I could defeat you if I wanted to right?"
"Yeah but we also have Ice power!" Popo said shooting an Ice beam at him which Meta Knight just quickly cut in half. "Hey, how did you do that?"
"Guess he's just cool" Samus said as the Ice Climbers looked at her. "Uh... what I'm not allowed to make a bad pun every once and a while?"
Nana scratched her chin. "No, though it does seem very... what's the word... OOC of you."
"Please don't call it that" Corrado said as they turned to him. "Uh, that's another joke that I don't think you would get." They shrugged as the video continued on, panning up the Kongo Jungle showing Bowser roaring, Wario shooting the trophy gun in the arena, the goomba firing the missles and and Rayquaza firing Hyper beam.
"Check out all the villians I got for you in this storyline" Master Hand said pointing at the screen. "That's going to be a pretty tough challenge."
"Well in truth-a Bowser's not so bad, Wario's a more of a jerk and uh anyone can stomp on a Goomba" Luigi remarked.
"And you did kind of power down Rayquaza" Mewtwo pointed out.
"Well it will still be at least pretty tough" Master Hand said quickly as the video continued on, showing Peach hit some enemies in the air in Skyworld, Samus shoot off her missle, Pikachu fire a small lightning bolt, and Kirby look up at Petey growling at him banging the cages together.
"Of course with the villians you also got the heroes" Master Hand pointed out.
"Duh" Fox said rolling his eyes. "What kind of storyline like this wouldn't have heroes?"
"Maybe if it was like no more heroes" said Pichu as everyone looked at him. "you know... it's a Wii game-"
"Yeah we know that" Pikachu pointed out. "I thought you were busy trying to improve yourself and talk the drunks out of being drunk or something."
"Well that wasn't really working and I did want to see the movie even if I'm not in any of it" said the small yellow rat as the film continued, showing a lot of guns firing from a larget turret and Fox's Arwing turing around to avoid the shots as he continues flying away from it."
"Oh, so that's how I'm shot down in that other screenshot" Fox said. "Guess that would make sense if there's thousands of shots firing at me at once and I have to fly around at only strasophere levels."
"Well if I was there the ship wouldn't of crashed" Falco pointed out. "Being the better pilot and all."
"Yeah, IF you there. That's still an if remember?" Fox pointed out as Falco grumbled some. The video went on with the ROBs setting of the subspace bomb and Fox leaping through the air as then showed the bomb exploding. The music stopped as the title screen popped up again (along with the website page) as the video then ended. The lights turned back on as everyone got out from they're seats.
"So, how would you rank that all as a trailer?" Master Hand asked.
"Well it dosen't leave as much open to the imaginationland, heh heh, as Cloverfield does" Corrado pointed out. "Though it is more intruging then that god awful Chipmunks movie trailer so that's something."
"Hey, what are you still doing here/" Master Hand asked.
"Uh, you said you'd pay me that money after the film" Corrado pointed out.
"OH... well see you all later then". He then teleported off.
"So... I have a feeling I'm not getting that money then" Corrado commented.
"Alright, someone else whose been slighted finacally!" Porky was heard saying. "Want to blame it on a couple of psychic kids and help me take over the world through a gigantic mechncial pig?"
Corrado looked around. "Is it Spiderpig?"
"No!"
"Then I'm also going to have say no." He looked at the others. "Uh later guys" he said walking off.
"Well at least he seemed-a saner then that other girl" Mario commented.
"Hey I keep telling you like she's nice" Peach said. "In fact I should go like and find a good Christmas present for her, and like the rest of you". She then ran off.
"Oh yeah, Christmas is still a coming up" Mario commented. "So, what are we going to do for gifts-a for that?"
"Well we could always do that secret Santa thing we do every year" Pikachu pointed out.
"Well so long as I don't get a paired with Wario or Bowser-a again, that works for a me" Mario looked at the others. "We'll set that up tommorow-a and to make this one a fair-a everyone at least try and find someone you actually want to give gifts to."
"The lord of evil will give no gifts" Gaonondorf said as everyone looked annoyed at him. "But you can still give me something if you want and I'll give you... death."
"How about I make that your gift?" Link muttered as the Smashers started walking out of the room.
Bowser then ran in, looking around at the empty room. "Hey where'd you guys go?" He said. "I finally finished my movie script!" He then looked around to see no one there. "Dosen't anyone want to hear this?"
"Not really" said as a voice as Bowser looked around to see Ike and Pit teleport back in. "Though since we weren't here we don't know what you're talking."
"Well you fairies" Bowser said pointing at them as the two look annoyed at him. "I decided to make the best Mario Brothers movie ever where I kill those plumbers and you now get to hear it."
"Or we could perhaps just walk off before we hear your tribble" Pit said.
"Yeah that sounds good" Ike said as the two walked off.
"Well screw you guys then!" Bowser said. "i'm going to find someone to read this or die trying!"
"Well we could do the later then". Ike was heard saying as he and Pit laughed as Bowser grumbled as the camera panned away.
THE END!
Well that's it. Hope you all enjoyed that one-
BOWSER: It's not over yet mortal
Ah, where'd you come from?
BOWSER: Breaking the fourth wall to find someone to view my script... OR ELSE!
Well uh... Bye! (Runs off).
BOWSER: Well then for those you still here it begins in-
