Go Out With A Smile
Ansatsu Kyoushitsu
Assassination Classroom
Original Character
Summary: Oichi Chika is a part of Class 3E, the so called End class. Isolated from the rest of the school, Class 3E spend their days learning both academic and assassination. The target of their assassination? Koro-sensei, an octopus like creature who will destroy the Earth in the period of one year. That is if they fail to kill him before then. Everyday Chika write the daily events of class 3E into her diary...
Warnings: Contain OCs, typos, grammar errors (English is not my first language, I'm so sorry)
Note: Title may change
Disclaimers: I do not own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu
Chapter 28
Chika feels like she's on cloud nine.
Toshiko-nee is more than satisfied with her birthday celebration. She loves it. Her sister crying is not part of the plan but Chika is happy with the overall result. Toshiko-nee simply loves the cake. Taking a page out of Kayano-san's book, Chika make the cream to have different flavours. Her sister squeals in delight when she take a bite. They spent a good 8 minutes playing guess of what the flavours are (nutmeg, cranberries and peaches). They opened Muramatsu's gift together. He got Toshiko-nee a cute Hello Kitty phone strap. How cute. Toshiko-nee's friends also got her a gift. They pooled in their money to get her a pair of matching T-shirts. Custom made T-shirts to be exact. Words are printed on them. The one for Toshiko-nee says I Am The Elsa To My Lil Sis. The one for Chika says I Am The Anna To My Big Sis.
Chika have to wonder exactly how often Toshiko-nee talk to her friends about her.
They ended the night with Toshiko-nee asking, no- Demand a good night kiss from Chika. It's been a while since someone last spoiled her like this, so Chika gave in. It's her birthday after all. Chika tucked her big sister under the blanket and place a kiss on her forehead. Toshiko-nee used to do that too when they were younger. No doubt that she will resume the tradition if Chika ask her.
The photo frame is placed on the cabinet. Toshiko-nee sees no point of developing just one photo large enough to put into the frame, so she decided to just put old photos and movie tickets in it. Chika's heart skipped a beat when she saw a photo of an 8 year old Toshiko-nee holding a baby. It took her a few seconds to realise that the baby in the picture is her. There are also many other pictures. To think that Toshiko-nee hold on to all these pictures for years... Chika is so happy that she have no idea how to express these fuzzy feelings. Writing them in her diary helped but they just won't go away. It's not okay to get drunk with these feelings... Is this what getting high feels like? Wait, did she just compare her love for Toshiko-nee to drugs! No! Bad Chika!
Chika is snapped out of her reverie when someone call out her name. It's Muramatsu's voice. "Muramatsu, good morning."
"Good morning," He grins at her. "How was last night?"
Just like that, the happy feeling is increase by two fold. "...Toshiko-nee is so happy... She actually cried." Muramatsu almost tripped when he hear those words. "I wrote her a letter," She quickly adds, "And after reading it she just cried. Toshiko-nee insisted that it's good kind of tears... Toshiko-nee loves her gifts. She told me to pass her thank you to you."
Muramatsu looks like he's at loss at what to say. "I... Yeah. Your welcome. Tell Toshiko-san I'm glad." He smiles really wide, pink blush appears on his cheeks. Muramatsu is happy. Seeing him smiling so happily... It give Chika the urge to do the same. Muramatsu looks at her. "Oichi... Why are you cringing?"
Shoot
"I'm trying to smile," Chika covers her mouth with one hand.
Her classmate's eyes widen. "Oh! That- Is a good try! You're getting there!"
"I know what you're thinking, Muramatsu," Chika lower her hand, "I can't smile."
He shifted uncomfortably. "I'm sure you will be able to smile in the future, Oichi. We're in Class E. Crazy things happens daily here." He patted her head. "Everyone knows that you do have feelings, Oichi. Terasaka told me about it the other day." The other day? Oh. The comment he made back then during the final confrontation with Takaoka. "The idiot is too embarrassed to tell you in person but he's sorry for his insensitive comment."
"Terasaka is a tsundere," Chika said. Muramatsu snorted. "Thank you."
Muramatsu patted her again on the head. Chika tried to smile but at Muramatsu's cringe, she knew that she failed again. At least Muramatsu don't push her away after her display of failure.
"So how did it go with your sister's birthday?" Hara-san opens the conversation as lunch time starts. Chika and Fuwa-san sit on each side of Hara-san's desk. Behind her, Ritsu unpack a digital bento. Chika look down at her bento. She included the leftover seaweed she used for Toshiko-nee's lunch yesterday. The memory make her heart flutter.
"It went really well," Chika answered.
The three girls smiles at her. "Do you have a picture of the cake?" Fuwa-san leaned in interest. Chika nodded. She took out her phone and open her folder. After selecting the picture, she lift it up so the girls can see. "It's so pretty!" Fuwa-san gushes. "Did your sister have a reaction like in cooking manga?" Chika shakes her head no. "Oh... That's too bad... Then again, this series is a different genre entirely." Chika nodded sagely as Hara-san laugh nervously. Ritsu just giggles.
"Did you get your sister anything?" Hara-san asked.
Chika nodded. "I got her a photo frame. We don't have any until now. It really liven up our apartment, if you ask for my opinion..." Toshiko-nee told her to put things in the photo frame. It still have so much space left. Chika wonder what she should put in. Her sister told her it can be all sorts of things, as long as its made of paper. Movie tickets, little notes, stickers, pamphlets and all sort of things. Something that reminds her of a good memory. Chika couldn't possibly put in a page of her fanfic. Especially not a steamy fanfic about Karasuma-sensei and Bitchirina-sensei (she just started writing that very recently). How in the world ero novelists do it when the world read their work? Chika don't think she will ever show anyone her steamy fanfic. It's just one! Don't think her as a huge pervert! That's Okajima's role (on top of being a butt monkey)!
"My family usually give each other something manga related. Such is our household...," Fuwa-san said in pride.
"Mine will hold a banquet!" Hara-san said. Knowing how much she loves culinary, Chika have no doubt that Hara-san's family member are just as savant as her when it comes to food. Suddenly Hara-san frowned. "Your birthday was in April right, Chika? I'm sorry that I didn't congratulate you back then..."
Oh, right.
Chika shook her head. "It's okay, Hara-san. The class were still getting used to Koro-sensei. Also, I wanted it to be private... I apologise for the confusion."
Hara-san and Fuwa-san relaxed at her words. "We won't mind to treat you to eat sweets. Right, Fuwa-san?"
"Right! Who knows? Maybe we'll encounter a combo of headstrong staff and sharp tongued patissiere," The bob haired girl smiled knowingly. Fuwa-san's shoujo manga collection may not be as extensive as her shounen ones, but she still collect them nonetheless. She and Kurahashi-san often talk about shoujo manga whenever they interact. Fuwa-san start to lend her manga to Chika recently. So far it's only one shots or five volumes at most. The only sweets related manga Chika read so far is Komomo Confiserie. The series is quite enjoyable.
"Oh! Oh! We can get you a Kiiroitori plush!" Fuwa-san grins. "I heard you already have Rillakuma and Koorilakuma. With Kiiroitori, you will have a full set!"
A Kiiroitori..?! Depend on its size, Chika's bed might become too crowded but it doesn't matter! The trio will be completed! Hara-san and Fuwa-san are so nice! They are so generous! How can she be friends with them? First a fountain pen from Toshiko-nee and now this? Wait, they don't explicitly says that they will definitely buy her a Kiiroitori. It's just a suggestion. Still, it's nice of Fuwa-san and Hara-san to offer. Chika blinked when she noticed that Fuwa-san, Ritsu and Hara-san are staring at her intently. "...What is it?"
Fuwa-san stares at her in wonder. "Oichi-san! You were totally going to smile earlier!"
Suddenly everyone is staring at their table.
"I did not."
"Yes, you did! You were about to smile earlier!"
Koro-sensei is there in an instant, camera in tentacle. "Sensei is ready! You can start anytime!" Even Ritsu is holding a camera on screen.
...Is her smiling really is that big of a deal?
"...No," Chika told him.
Koro-sensei start to sweat nervously. "B-B-But Oichi-san! Sensei never saw you smile before! I don't think anyone does! Look! Sugaya-kun even drew speculative sketches of you smiling! On top of what Chiba-kun's eyes might looked like!" His other tentacles Sugaya-san's sketchbook. There are dozens of pages of her smiling. Every single one of them is different. It don't escape Chika that another pair of tentacles is holding the Love notebook. "Can you at least pick which one of these is the correct one?!"
Chika looked over the sketches. Sugaya-san really is talented. It made her feel a bit flattered to be drawn by him... She looked... Pretty in these drawings. However... "I can't pick any of them... Because I look awful when I'm smiling," She avert her gaze to the side. "I'm not good at it."
"Nonsense," This time it's Bitchirina-sensei to come up. "Being able to smile is an integral part of assassination and life. You have no idea how many men won over just by smiling. Being able to utilise smiles properly is one of those things all females must learn. It's part of the package of feminine wiles, you see." The older woman start to squish her cheeks. "Let me see what you got. Smile," Bitchirina-sensei smiles prettily at her. Chika stares at her for three seconds before stretching her mouth. Bitchirina-sensei didn't react, but everyone standing behind her did. They frowned. Chika immediately stops. Bitchirina-sensei hold her face. The blonde looked at her seriously. "I understand. We got a lot of work to do."
"I know how to make Oichi-san smile," Nakamura-san suddenly appears, standing next to Bitchirina-sensei. "You just have to do... This!" She suddenly lunged. Her hands slips into Chika's armpits. The bluette's eyes widen when the tickling starts. She drop her chopsticks to pry off Nakamura-san's hands. Her classmate has a nasty grin plastered on her face. "Tickle, tickle, tickle!"
Chika jolts at the crawling, itchy sensation. She instinctively wriggle against Nakamura-san. One hand traced down to her waist. Chika let out a sound when Nakamura-san starts to tickle her there. Was that laughter? A squeal? Chika is not sure. It's just very unpleasant. She's too busy trying to get away from Nakamura-san. She stopped when Chika's palm smacked her right on the forehead. When Nakamura-san releases her, Chika curls up in her seat and clutches her stomach. It hurts.
"Did she smile? Did she smile?" Chika heard Nakamura-san saying. Others told her that no, Oichi-san did not smile nor laugh. "Aw shucks! You're one tough cookie, Oichi-san!"
"Chika, are you okay?" Hara-san lay a comforting hand on her back. Chika did not look up to her classmates, she still need a moment to calm down.
"Eh? Oichi-san? Did I overdid it?" Nakamura-san sounds worried now. Chika didn't respond. Her stomach is yet to calm down. "I'm so sorry, Oichi-san. You know I'm just joking right?"
Chika take a deep breath before straighten her back, still clutching her stomach. "I'm fine... I do need time to forgive you for what you did, Nakamura-san."
Nakamura-san falters a little, "Yeah, I kinda deserve it. Sorry again about that, Oichi-san. We're just curious about you."
"I already told you. I'm awful at smiling."
"...Say, Oichi-san." Sugaya-san raises his hand. "If you don't mind me asking, when was the last time you laughed?"
Chika stares at him. She blinked once, and then twice. When was the last time she laughed? Was it with Toshiko-nee? When she was eight years old? Was it when they last watched anime together? Chika touched her chin. She can't remember. She can't pinpoint exactly when was it she last laughed. Or anything resembling laughter. Was her childhood really that bleak? When she look up to her classmates, everyone is staring at her in the mix of bewilderment, shock, and pity.
Isogai-san coughed to break the awkwardness. "We're sorry, Oichi-san. We're just curious. You don't need to rush yourself or force yourself to smile, Oichi-san. I'm sure everyone will like you the way you are. Don't hesitate to ask for help if you have any trouble." He smiles kindly at her. "I'm certain that when you do smile. It will be entirely on your own accord and it will be very pretty."
He's not flirting with her, Chika knew that. Those words just come to him naturally. Isogai-san is just trying to be nice. It doesn't mean that he likes her. Chika realised all these but it didn't stop her face to feel hot. She quickly cover her face but the damage is done.
She heard someone shouts 'As expected from our class leader, the ikemen!', followed by a few sighs and gasps. Koro-sensei's clicked his camera furiously. Fuwa-san and Hara-san are gaping at her. Is her blushing really that shocking? All these attention is so embarrassing!
Dear Diary,
Today we learnt another new material for PE. It's Free Running. Sounds cool isn't it? The real thing is even cooler. Free running is an extreme sport, because it includes acrobatic along with athleticism. Karasuma-sensei demonstrated it to us by jumping off the cliff, leaping over the river, climb trees, etc. He did all these movements similar to Okano-san's gymnastic moves. It's a very cool thing to behold. Not to mention, he move from our spot to this tree across the valley in 10 seconds! And now we are learning how to move like that! How amazing is that? Karasuma-sensei told us that if we were to master free running, jumping from one building to another is not impossible. It's like Class E is turning to ninjas. Chika is making progress with the darts. What if one day Class E get to dress up like ninjas? And do secret missions? Like infiltrating the enemy's base? If we ever found Koro-sensei's house. Ritsu told us that while Koro-sensei do spend a lot of time in the old school building, he don't sleep there.
Oh, and Okajima keep bothering Chika today. It didn't get out of hand but Chika feels really uncomfortable. If he didn't do anything, he will stare at Chika with lecherous gaze. Chika thinks he wanted to make Chika blush again. Kataoka-san smacked him to put a stop of his behaviour.
Chika will stop here, Diary. Chika apologise for the short entry but Chika is tired. Chika promise she will write more tomorrow.
Good night, Diary.
It's a normal morning like many others. As usual, Chika woke up early to cook breakfast and lunch. Today's breakfast includes white rice, natto, fried egg, miso soup and tofu. Typical Japanese breakfast. Toshiko-nee also wanted to have bento for today's lunch. She decided to use the leftovers seaweed. This time it will be a cat face on top of rice. Toshiko-nee would surely like that. Chika covers Toshiko-nee's breakfast and double check everything before she leave the apartment.
The journey to Kunugigaoka went smoothly as usual. Hop on the bus, fifteen minutes ride, get off, walk to school. Once in a while Chika would look over her shoulders, in case of someone following her. There are no mysterious calls in the last few days. Chika hope whoever that person was has been apprehended or something. She do not look forward to be kidnapped, goes missing for weeks and finally found dead in a ditch somewhere. Or being kept captive in the basement for years. Better stop there before she start imagining all sorts of horrifying scenarios. Koro-sensei would help them before such things happen. If he is able to make a list of possible hiding spots for criminals during their school trip, he will be able to figure out where she is being kept. Okay, she really need to stop thinking these things or it will come true.
Mimura-san is the first classmate she spotted. He notices her as well and waves. Chika waves back. Together they walk across the main building's yard. The jeers thrown at them by normal students are like birds chirping now. Mimura-san talk animatedly about movies with free running in it. Yesterday's lesson piqued his interest greatly. He listed down Casino Royale, Yamakasi, B13 series, and so on. Chika just listens. The way Mimura-san talks about movies is very similar to how Fuwa-san would talk about manga. No wonder Koro-sensei paired them up during the courage test. Nothing happened between them though. This pair is a miss. Chika and Mimura-san ascend the mountain together. As usual, Koro-sensei awaits them in front of the old school building-
"Sensei, why are you dressing up as a cop?" Mimura-san asked.
Koro-sensei, dressed in a police outfit, spin his police button. Chika noticed that the badge on his hat have a Koro smiley face instead of the usual police emblem. The badge on his chest sports a crescent moon. "Nurufufufufu! You will find out soon enough. Now hurry up or Sensei will detain you!"
She and Mimura-san exchanged a glance before getting a move on. Ritsu greeted her first when Chika put down her bag on her table. The rest of the morning went peaceful enough. Okajima pulled Mimura-san aside to talk about something related to beach episode. Okano-san and Kanzaki-san spent a solid 10 seconds of awkward staring before both turn their gaze away (Chika have heard of Okano-san's dislike to Kanzaki-san. Why does she dislike her though?). Maehara-san give Isogai-san a headlock (About what, Chika doesn't know) before Kataoka-san told the blonde to let him go. It's not like Chika is keeping to herself. Okuda-san approached her, asking her if they can compare their Japanese notes. Okuda-san's grades in literature have gone up but the bespectacled girl got nervous from time to time. Who knows? Maybe Chika will find something interesting from Okuda-san's notes.
And so the clock continues to tick... Eventually the bell rings. Everyone scrambled to their seats. A few who are still outside, including Fuwa-san who's late, hastily enters the classroom.
CLICK
"We're late, aren't we? You're under arrest," Koro-Cop says as he chew on a bubblegum (strawberry flavoured). Fuwa-san look down on her cuffed wrists in bewilderment.
"What are you doing, Koro-sensei? What's with the cop look so early in the morning?" Kimura-san asks as Fuwa-san opens the fake handcuffs.
"Nurufufufu," Koro-Cop chuckles. "It seems you've all been doing some free running lately," He twirl around his spare handcuffs. "Since you've gone through all that trouble, would you like to try playing a game which uses that skill?"
"A game? Keh. It's probably just some lame-"
Koro-Cop cut Terasaka short by putting on a cloth across his face with his Mach 20 speed. Now he looks like a comical Japanese thief. "IT'S COPS AND ROBBERS!" Koro-Cop shouts excitedly. "A 3D GAME USING THE ENTIRE BACK MOUNTAIN!"
Murmurs broke amongst the student, mostly discussing which one is correct. 'Cops and Robbers' or 'Robbers and Cops'. Chika is leaning to the former. The last time she played this game, she was in kindergarten.
"I will have all you take the role of the robbers. Using the technique you've learned, please escape throughout the mountain and hide. The role of the cops on the chase will be Karasuma-sensei and myself." Koro-Cop points to himself and Karasuma-sensei who give him an indignant look. "In the instance that we cannot tag everyone with the first hour, I will use Karasuma-sensei's wallet to buy everyone's cake."
'That must be because you don't have money yourself,' Chika scathingly said in her mind.
"On the other hand, if everyone is caught, your homework will be doubled!" Koro-Cop raises two fingers. Naturally, the class broke to protest. How could he expect the class to run away from a Koro-sensei? "No need to worry about that," Their teacher assures them. "At first, Karasuma-sensei will be the only one on the chase. Sensei will be standing by in the jail space by the schoolyard. I will move out on the last minute."
Now that sounds feasible. But Koro-sensei said that he will guard the jail for 59 minutes... Can they escape him? Can they deal with Karasuma-sensei and Koro-sensei? This is getting harder and harder. The only consolation is that they don't have to deal with their teachers at the same time. Now that would be nigh impossible. Her classmates seems fired up though. Karasuma-sensei keep glaring at Koro-sensei, annoyed that he didn't get to voice his complaint. Meanwhile, outside of the classroom, Bitchirina-sensei is peering through the window. She is making predatory eyes on Karasuma-sensei. Chika have no doubt that she will look for an opportunity to get closer with him during the game.
Koro-sensei change to his scholar robe. It's time to open their textbook. PE will have to wait.
Karasuma-sensei give them time to warm up and spread around. After a few minutes of warming up, the class start to split up. Unconsciously, everyone drifts to their group mates back from the school trip. Chika team up with Hara-san and Takebayashi-kun. Some, like Sugaya-san, decided to go solo. Ritsu will be keeping track of the robbers. She is already cosplaying as a police. The short skirt is so risqué. It does give her more moe points. But this is not the time or place for that.
Chika jump from one tree to another. Vertical moves, horizontal moves, flips, swinging. She's getting a hang on this. This is so scary! Yet exciting! Now she really feels like a ninja! Like an action star! Chika from a year ago wouldn't even dream of doing the things her present self is doing right now. Chika look behind her shoulder to check on her teammates. Hara-san have no trouble executing the moves but there is clear hesitation in her eyes when she have to climb onto a tree. Must be bringing up memories of the time she's clinging onto a branch back when Horibe-san and Shiro attacked them. Takebayashi-kun keep pushing his glasses back to prevent them from falling. There were a couple times when his glasses would dangle on his ear.
The three of them are heading towards the pool when Chika's phone vibrates in her pocket. Ritsu gives them a salute when Chika pull out her phone. On the right side of the screen, pictures of her teammates are being displayed with a bright red 'X' across their faces. 'New' is written underneath Bitchirina-sensei's photo. Above her are Okajima, Fuwa-san, Hayami-san, Chiba-san and Sugaya-san. Six people are already captured! And the game have only just begun!
"We are just sitting ducks if we stay at one place for too long," Takebayashi-kun snapped them out. "There is little we can do for our classmates. Freeing them is possible. It's cops and robbers after all. However Koro-sensei is standing guard..." He paused. "It's best to get as much distance from Karasuma-sen-"
BUMP
For a split second, Chika felt something on her back. Turning around, she saw Karasuma-sensei standing on top of a rock, grinning. "Oichi-san, Takebayashi-kun and Hara-san. You three are under arrest."
Wha...?
Wordlessly, the three of them start to head back to the schoolyard. Karasuma-sensei already got them... She've been tagged... So soon... Is this for real..? Next to her, Hara-san and Takebayashi-kun looked equally disturbed. Chika wonders if the feeling would be a dozen times worse if it's Koro-Cop who arrest them. She would have a heart attack if he suddenly shows up. Like, right now. The horror.
The three of them almost reach the schoolyard when they bump into Shiota-san's group and the arrested robbers. Liberated robbers? Wait!
"How did you escaped?" Takebayashi-kun asked them in bewilderment.
"I bribed Koro-sensei with swimsuit photos," Okajima told them. He... brought photos with him during PE..? Why...? "Then Nagisa and the others freed us. We might be able to win this!"
...Huh...
When they arrived at the schoolyard, Koro-sensei is staring intently at a photo. Right, the swimsuit photos. All of the models have large bosoms. He snapped out of his reverie when they stepped into the jail. "AHA! New addition, eh?" Koro-Cop hastily stuff the pictures in his front pocket. "I won't make the same mistake twice! Now sit down and behave! And work on these math drills while you're at it."
Koro-sensei's Weakness #29: Get carried away by official positions.
The three of them can only comply. Koro-Cop is kind enough to provide them pencils and erasers. While they work, Koro-Cop would play with his police baton. Chika's phone vibrates once more. This time Yada-san, Nakamura-san, Mimura-san and Terasaka's gang got arrested. The less robbers out there, the less chance they have of being freed. They must act fast... But... They don't have to wait for being freed right..?
Chika put down her math drill and crawl towards to Koro-Cop. She leans in real close so that her lips is right next to his ear (or the place where ears should exist). She whispered two words.
"Tentacle porn." Koro-Cop's body goes rigid. He dropped the baton. "Tentacle porn. Tentacle porn. Tentacle porn. Tentacle porn." Chika repeated those words again and again. Koro-Cop's face went beet red.
"Stoooop!" Their teacher curled up in embarrassment, covering his 'ears'. But Chika won't stop. She continue to whispers to him.
"Tentacle porn. Tentacle porn. Tentacle porn. Tentacle porn-"
"Okayokayokay! Just go!"
Chika straightened her back, victorious. She looked towards her teammates who looked at her confused but give her a thumbs up anyway. Koro-Cop is curling on the ground. His head went beet red from embarrassment. They hastily step out from the jail and head back to the mountain-
"About Karasuma-sensei...," Koro-Cop suddenly says. They halted their steps. "He is most likely tracking the traces you all leave behind. It would be a good idea to pay attention to your footprints and disturbances in the plant life as you escape. Furthermore, the basic movements of free running... Vertical movements, branch movements, long jumps. If you put these to use... Even if you avoid dangerous moves, it should give the pursuer an extremely difficult time..."
The game become easier after that. The class exchanged information via text messages. Apparently Koro-sensei give each group new information every time. They are careful to cover their footprints and minimise their time on the ground as much as possible. Each group will patrol the mountain for Karasuma-sensei and alert the others of his current location. Chika ended up with Kanzaki-san, Chiba-san and Hayami-san. Chiba-san is especially quick to notice their teacher, thanks to his wide vision. Hayami-san gets better and better with branch movements. Kanzaki-san is good at long jumps. Chika is trying her best not to fall behind. She take careful note of their every movements, alerting her teammates if they cause too much leaves to fall, or leave behind an uncovered footprint.
Of course, this arrangement is not perfect. They are dealing with Karasuma-sensei after all. Chika got arrested three more times. Thankfully, Koro-Cop is not as good as he thought. Through bribery and slacking, he gave them the opportunity to slip away. Someone gave him 100 Yen. The second time, Okajima handed him a new doujin. Chika and her classmates got away when he was napping.
Needless to say, Karasuma-sensei is annoyed.
One hour is almost up. Koro-Cop will begin his move. If he touch them, it's over. But what if he can't touch them? What is the one think other than Anti Sensei material that he can't touch? And so they come up with a plan. Akabane-san's group will wait in the pool. A team comprised of Kataoka-san, Okano-san, Kimura-san and Maehara-san (all excels in mobility) will have the main responsibility to lure Karasuma-sensei to the farthest point from the schoolyard. The rest will keep an eye on Karasuma-sensei and lead him to the mobility team. This plan is not fool proof but it's their best bet.
At the last five minutes, Chika found herself teamed up with Muramatsu, Hazama-san and Terasaka. She and Muramatsu bumped their fists before they move. Hazama-san is more adept of staying low. Her favourite place to hide is in the shadows. It suits her really. Muramatsu give her a boost to reach a higher branch. Chika is waiting for him to catch up when she noticed something in the shadows.
"There!"
"Argh!"
Too late, Karasuma-sensei already tagged him. Muramatsu! Hazama-san is not able to get away fast enough, so she got tagged as well. Karasuma-sensei looked up. She and Terasaka are perched rather high. But it didn't stop him... Chika can only stay rooted at her place (out of fear of slipping and Karasuma-sensei) when their teacher touched her. Terasaka tried to move but it's too late. Karasuma-sensei smiles triumphantly at them before darting away... Right to the Mobility Team's direction! They have done their purpose. Now all that are left to do is to head to jail... And pray the others are able to evade Koro-Cop.
"Time's up! Complete capture unsuccessful! The robbers win!"
Everyone except her, Hazama-san, Kanzaki-san and Akabane-san cheers at Ritsu's announcement. They are going to eat cake for free again! Chika do feel bad for Karasuma-sensei though. How much is an agent's salary? She will make sure that she will buy a cheap pastry. Bitchirina-sensei is sulking in the corner. Her attempt to seduce Karasuma-sensei failed once again. Kayano-san roped the other girls to discuss which place they should go. A cafe? The new donut shop? Koro-sensei joins in the discussion.
In the end, they decided to go to the cafe they visited last time (after Takaoka first come to Class E). There are so many people that they ended up occupying half the seats available. Chika ordered an apple pie with ice cream. It have ice cream. What can she say? Hara-san ended up ordering two cakes (green tea pound cake and chocolate cake). Karasuma-sensei only order coffee. Bitchirina-sensei tried to seduce him with whip cream but he ignored her. Koro-sensei, who is allowed to order this time, ordered a mont blanc.
They spend their time in the cafe eating and talking about the game. Akabane-san, Sugino-san and Shiota-san managed to stay under water for a full minute. Impressive. Sugaya-san got captured for the first with Karasuma-sensei hanging upside down Spiderman style. Karasuma-sensei smiled in the recollection. Chika can hear Kurahashi-san sighing when they saw him smile. Before they finish their cake, Nakamura-san declares selfie time. Chika lost count of how many pictures were taken. It was fun though. She can't wait to show these pictures to Toshiko-nee. Chika parted ways with Class E in high spirits.
Toshiko-nee is beyond delighted when Chika told her how her day goes (She leave out PE of course). She even asked Chika to send the pictures to her phone so she can develop them later. They had dinner (chicken katsu. Toshiko-nee make a weird sauce to complement it). The rest of the evening went peacefully. After they wash the dirty dishes together, Chika went to take a bath. Her muscles are sore from all the stunts she did earlier today. A 15 minutes soak should be enough. After she washes her hair and body, Chika take a dip in the bath tub. That felt really good. Characters in manga usually think hard about something whenever they're in the bath. What should she think about? She have no intention to think of assassination while in the bath. Assassination means Koro-sensei. No way she would think of Koro-sensei while she's naked. Ew. Ah, she should do homework after this. Chika still have time to practice afterward. Diary will have quite the entry tonight.
Chika barely close her eyes in relaxation when she heard Toshiko-nee screams. Her eyes snapped wide open. "Toshiko-nee?!" She got out of the bathtub and wrap a towel around her form. Chika slammed the door open. Toshiko-nee is still screaming. She left a trail of water behind her but Chika ignored that for now. She found Toshiko-nee on the in front of the balcony. She is scrambling away from it.
"C-Chika-chan!" Toshiko-nee sobbed when she saw her. Her sister then cling on to her. "There was someone! Earlier! On the balcony!" She sobbed. "They stole my underwear!"
What the-
Chika lifts her head up. It's true. Toshiko-nee's bras are missing from the laundry hanger. But only the bra. The panties and Chika's own underwear remained untouched. Wait... This is the fifth floor! How in the world the thief climb up here?!
"Did you see who did it?" Chika asked her sister in a calm manner. Someone have to remain calm in this situation.
"I-It was dark but I did get to take a look at his face. He's big... His head is big, at least... His teeth are big also... And- He's yellow... But then he disappeared! It happened so fast!"
Big... Yellow... Fast...?
Koro-sensei?
This chapter takes place from chapter 81 - 82.
Toshiko-nee become a victim of an underwear thief! Could it be Koro-sensei?! How could he?!
Sorry, folks. Chika didn't smile smile in this chapter. Shame. Kudos for her for trying though.
Her birthday is on April 23 by the way, making her a Taurus.
Thank you again for Neko-Renku for drawing a fan art of this fanfic!
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