A/N: So, this one is from possibly the best argument I've heard on YouTube XD. Podcast #340, Michael, Lindsay, Kerr, and Mile arguing over which is better: cheddar biscuits or breadsticks?

RWBY Animated Adventures

Summary: A collection of unrelated RWBY fics based off of the Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures.

*Bread Arguments*

RTAA: Biscuits or Breadsticks

Sun, Ruby, Neptune, and Jaune were trying to find out which was better, breadsticks from an Italian chain restaurant, or the epic melted deliciousness that was the cheddar biscuits from the seafood place downtown in Vale.

Jaune, hailing from a classy family, insisted that the breadsticks were much better. Why? For one reason. They were simple to eat. "Breadsticks are better. You're telling me you like a treat that just crumbles around you and is difficult to eat?"

"No, I don't want bread beef jerky," Neptune replied evenly. "That's what they are, dude."

"Damn…" Sun chuckled at that.

"You tear that shit, and it hurts your tooth! It's hard!" Neptune continued.

"It hurts your teeth?" Jaune asked incredulously, snickering.

"Yes!" Neptune scowled. "They are sensitive! And the cheddar soothes me! Are you ninety years old? Biscuits, you can mush that right in! Breadsticks, you'll break your fucking neck!"

"You could breathe on a biscuit and it'll start to melt," Sun added. "The fucking breadsticks are like the dime-a-dozen whores—"

"Woah, woah, woah!" Jaune stood up to defend the almighty honor of his breadsticks.

"You flash some money, it gets in, and it doesn't matter which one gets in; they're all the same," Sun continued. "That's breadsticks. You get the cheddar biscuits, that's fuckin' exotic dude. That's like the Mistrali, you've got the Atlesian babe, the rough and tough Vacuo gal."

"Bullshit!" Jaune shouted.

"That's the biscuits. And they're better than breadsticks! I DON'T EVEN LIKE SEA FOOD, AND I'LL GO TO THAT PLACE JUST FOR THE FUCKING CHEDDAR BISCUITS, AND IF I'M GONNA GO THERE, YOU'RE GONNA GO THERE BECAUSE THEY'RE AMAZING!" Sun shouted. "YOU WILL NEVER GO TO THAT SHITTY PLACE JUST FOR THE FUCKING BREADSTICKS! YOUR ASS WILL BE WITH ME EVERY WEEK TO SHOVE THAT CHEDDAR DOWN YOUR FUCKING HOLE, AND YOU KNOW IT!"

Jaune wasn't even mad at losing the argument; he, Neptune, and Ruby were rolling around on the floor clutching their sides and howling with laughter.

Who knew Sun was so passionate about bread of all things?

A/N: I don't even like Red Lobster myself, but if I had to choose between their cheddar biscuits and Olive Garden's breadsticks, RL wins any day of the week.

C. Strife #5371