"Why the fuck do you think I would know something like that?" Gajeel turned and looked at Laxus like he was insane. There was no way he could be talking to Mira like that, she would skin him alive through the phone. Laxus didn't admit it, but Gajeel was pretty sure he was afraid of his woman, hell Gajeel was afraid of her. There was something about the way she smiled when she was pissed off. "Well, tell Cana to go fuck herself, I could have went the rest of my life not thinking about that." Now Gajeel was really eavesdropping if Laxus suddenly decided to have a death wish and piss a bunch of girls of Gajeel wanted no part of it. As much as he loved pissing Levy off, he didn't want to see her really mad, and if Laxus decided to go down the list and make all the girls mad, Laxus wouldn't hesitate to throw him under the bus to take some of the heat of himself. "Fuck no! No! My final answer is no!" This conversation was getting real bad real quick, it went from pillow talk that made Gajeel want to puke, to fuck you and all your friends.
The last thing Gajeel wanted to deal with a mopey Laxus. The last time him and Mira got into a fight Laxus was a real bastard for like a week. He turned into Natsu on him, every time he saw him there was no "Hey Gajeel, What's up?" it was "Fight me right now!" It wasn't friendly spars like they normally had, it was Laxus trying to kill him, and Gajeel trying not to die. Sting ended up staying at their house a few days because Laxus was doing the same thing to him. Not to mention Gajeel had to become a full time cock block, Laxus would get drunk and when he was drunk, he was stupid. Even if they were broke up if Laxus fucked around and messed with a girl and Mira found out, she would have never taken him back. "Gajeel finally got sick of it and stole Laxus's phone while he was passed out and apologized to Mira, he made it extra sappy and with the help of Levy it was believable. After that everyone got to breathe easy again. Gajeel was not going through that again.
"Mira I love you, and I would do anything for you. Except that. I ain't asking him. If you want I'll pass him the phone and you can ask him, but I'm kind of concerned that you want to know in the first place." Gajeel knew when he was being talked about, and he really didn't want to know what that phone call was about. Laxus had been arguing with his woman the last five minutes about something, and the fact Laxus who didn't give a shit, didn't want to ask him he knew it was going to be a bull shit question. "His woman is right there why don't you ask her? ...You know what, fine! But he's probably gonna punch me in the face. And I'm going to deserve it, but I'm still going to punch him back. I'll call you back when I'm done fighting Gajeel." Gajeel raised an eye brow, Laxus looked really uncomfortable so he knew this was probably going to be fucking stupid. Laxus sighed and Gajeel just wished he would hurry up and ask him. "Is your dick pierced?"
Levy's jaw dropped when the question came out of Cana's mouth. It was like the whole room went silent, waiting for her answer. Nobody believed her when she said she didn't know. And they ignored her protest when Mira decided to call Laxus and ask him if he knows, it made he wonder if they took baths together they way her and her friends do. Gajeel and Laxus were both really tall so she didn't know how they would fit. She was pretty sure they didn't because Jet and Droy never took baths together except when they were kids. It must just be a girl thing, sometimes Levy and her mom would still shower together if they were in a hurry and it wasn't weird, that was one way she knew she wasn't going to get a lot in the boob department. She was already a size bigger than her mom and she wasn't even expecting that, her mom told her the only time in her life she had any boobs was when she was pregnant, and Levy wasn't planning on that any time soon.
Levy always felt like she was the last to do anything when it came to her friends, she was the last to get a boyfriend, last to be kissed, and she was the only virgin in the group. It wasn't so bad when it was her and Lucy together, but once Lucy and Natsu finally got together Levy heard way too much about their sex life and she never had anything to talk about when that subject came amongst her friends. On her seventeenth birthday she decided if she still a virgin by the time prom came around she was just going to lose it then, the thought wasn't very romantic, but she didn't want to spend her whole life inexperienced. Cana offered to sleep with her more than a few times when she was drunk, but Levy didn't know how she felt about losing her virginity to a girl.
Her and Gajeel had only been dating a few months and they had yet to be that intimate, and when they did mess around it was usually him touching her. Anytime her hands tried to wander anywhere near his lap he would pin them over her head and go back to touching her. She went back and forth between wanting to get it done and over with, and taking her time. She already knew how Gajeel felt about the situation, he was going to drag it out as long as possible unless she made a move on him. He didn't exactly tell her that, but she read it in one of his texts to Juvia because Levy made her ask. She had only seen Gajeel naked one time and that was an accident, most of the time he at least kept his underwear on and that didn't leave much to the imagination.
It was one of the days she and Rogue drove to school together and instead of sticking around to study Levy decided to surprise Gajeel with breakfast since he had been working so hard lately. She knew better than trying to cook something, especially at his house, she really didn't want to officially meet his parents by accidentally burning their kitchen down so she just stopped by a diner to pick up something. If she knew a head of time she probably wouldn't have jumped on him and pulling at his sheets to wake him up. Levy could tell that Gajeel kept trying to tell her something but she kept cutting him off with kisses, and he kept hiding his face in the pillow. Levy found out the hard way, and had that image of his butt forever etched in her mind. Gajeel had a fun time teasing her about it, he told her if she wanted him naked that bad she just had to ask. He would have preferred her showing some skin too, but she was embarrassed enough as it was.
It took Gajeel almost half minute for him to register what just came out his mouth, he wasn't sure if he was supposed to be angry, offended or amused. If he didn't know Laxus's woman put him up to this he probably would have punched him in the face. Instead he decided to a dick about it."I told you to stop hitting on me, I have a girlfriend." Laxus knew that laugh, it meant mischief. He would have preferred being punched in the face, now Gajeel was never going to let this go. It was either piss off Mira, or piss off Gajeel and Gajeel would just tell him to fuck off and get over it. But this was worse, Gajeel was probably going to bring this up every chance he had for the next ten years. "Want me to pull it out so you can check for yourself?"
Laxus wanted to choke him, but he put himself in this situation, so he couldn't be too mad about Gajeel's reaction, but he still would have preferred getting punched in the face. "I don't wanna see, touch, or think about your fucking dick. Just know that's the current conversation the girls are having. I don't care if you got a hole in it or not. And if you pull your dick out pierced or not. I'm gonna punch you in the balls." Gajeel just laughed at him, by the look on his face it physically pained Laxus to ask him that. But there was no way Gajeel was answering that question, or letting him live it down. He liked it being a mystery. Gajeel thought it was funny how many people were curious about it. It was one of the first things people thought about when they saw his piercings, but it was rare that anyone had the balls to ask him.
"Are you sure? This is a one time offer to see my goods, if you're nice i might even let you touch it."
Laxus finally lost his temper and punched Gajeel. "Metal faced idiot."
Gajeel could already feel his cheek swelling, but he was still laughing at his friend. "It was so worth it."
"I fucking hate you Gajeel" Laxus rolled his eyes, but he knew if the tables were turned, he would have given him just as much shit, if not more. "This conversation didn't happen."
"Yeah the fuck it did. And when i tell my version of it, you were looking deeply in my eyes and shit."
"I'm gonna hit you again." Laxus tried to ignore the fact Gajeel was still laughing at him on the floor, he knew he was never going to hear the end of this. He just had to sigh, the stupid things he did for love.
Gajeel hated feeling like a babysitter but, on his way to get ice for his cheek he noticed a suspiciously empty living room. There was no sign of the idiots, and Gajeel knew if he just ignored it, things weren't going to end well. He told Laxus it was way too quiet down here, but Laxus told him he was paranoid. Now all the idiots were missing, that wasn't a good sign, one idiot causing trouble was one thing, all the idiots working together let him know that this night just wasn't going to end well. "Hey jackass! All your guests are gone." Laxus grumbled under his breathe be should have known better to trust freed and Bixlow to baby-sit. Knowing those two Bixlow was probably plotting with the idiots and Freed got dragged along to do damage control.
Rogue was trying to be the voice of reason, but somehow he got dragged into another one of Sting's shenanigans, it wasn't even Sting's idea in the first place it was Bickslow's, but somehow everyone else jumped on board and now Rogue was sure he was going to die. Elfman was the only one who spoke up against the idea, and now he was locked in the closet back at the house. That's when Rogue knew this whole thing was out of control. Him and Freed were the only ones who decided to stay in hiding, it was like talking to a brick wall trying to convince the other guys that this was all around a bad idea. They had already been gone from the house for about ten minutes and he was hoping maybe Gajeel or Laxus noticed soon. Rogue would rather get his ass kicked by his brother any day of the week, then die by the hands of vengeful females.
He knew he should have just called Gajeel and told him what was going on, but he left his phone in Sting's room, and there was no way to contact him now. He tried to be discreet and leave a note for him telling them where they went, and he was just hoping Gajeel saw it soon. The closer the guys got to the window the more Rogue was sure he was going to die, sure he could admit he was curious about what girls did at sleepovers too. But, not curious enough to climb the lattice on the side of Lucy's house. Rouge wasn't even sure how it was supporting all of them, Natsu and Gray were climbing up one side, and Bickslow and Sting were climbing up the other side. Peeking in on girls was stupid, peeking in on a group of girls that could kill you was just insane. He heard all the horror stories about Mira from Sting, she always seemed super nice when he was around, but even Laxus was on his best behavior when it came to her. He was just going to assume Lisanna was just as deadly, but he didn't really want to find out. If you didn't know Erza's reputation you were an idiot who lived under a rock, his brother was teasing Levy not to long ago and Erza put him in a headlock to teach him a lesson and Gajeel actually had to tap out.
Cana was bad enough on her own, most of the time she was a carefree drunk, but he had seen first hand how violent she could be when someone drank the last of her beer. When she was done kicking your ass, she had a big bad daddy to give you seconds. Gildarts was a pretty care free guy, but he used to bring Gajeel home by his ear and he loved Gajeel but not as much as he loved Cana. Rogue had known Juvia since he was a kid so he knew she could get pretty nasty if she wanted to. She used to get bullied a lot back in the day so Gajeel taught her how to defend herself, they used to fight each other when they were younger, and it was rare that Rogue could actually beat her. He was sure Gray would get a free pass from her on this, but everyone else was going to pay. And he had seen first hand the damage a Lucy kick could do, when Natsu accidentally burned a hole in her shirt. Levy was like his sister, and she was always super sweet, but even Gajeel told him that she could be a tiny death ninja when she was mad. Some ass hole at their school was trying to mess with her in the hallway and before Rogue could step in and kick that guys ass, Levy hit him with one of her text books and walked away like nothing happened. When he told Gajeel what happened he was just kind of quiet, apparently Levy had hit him with books too.
Everyone claimed that they were being curious, they weren't being perverts, but something about that glint in Bickslow's eye let him know he had an ulterior motive. If they wanted to look at girls they had the internet, this was just excessive. Not to mention three out of four of those idiots were dating one of the girls up there, so seeing them naked shouldn't have been a problem. He just knew they were going to get caught and him and Freed were going to die just for being the lookouts. If the girls didn't get to them, Elfman, Gajeel and Laxus were going to. Rogue just wanted to have a good time with his friends and now he was going to die.
Natsu climbed in and out of Lucy's room on a daily bases, so he was already at the top peeking in, but Rogue didn't think that everyone going at once was the greatest idea. He tried to convince Sting to stay down here with him, but he wanted to fit in and follow Natsu. Gray wasn't that far behind, and even from where he was standing he could see the perverted smile on Bickslow's face. Rogue's heart almost stopped when he heard somebody pull up and he was hoping it wasn't someone who was going to call the cops. "Please tell me those idiot's aren't doing what I think they're doing." Gajeel face palmed he knew it was going to be something stupid, but he didn't think it was going to be this stupid. He had to get those idiots down before they killed themselves. He knew Natsu's bunny girl was loaded, and they had camera's everywhere so they were going to be fucked as soon as somebody looked at them. Since they wanted to ignore Gajeel when he told them to get the fuck down, he was just going to have to go up there and thrown them off himself.
Gajeel didn't realize he should have thought this through a little more, until he was about half way up, and he heard a crack from the lattice he was standing on. He knew in that moment he was fucked.
