Enter Dark, by swirling glitter.
Dark:This chapter is mainly for humor, cuz I need humor in times of destruction. Italics are the mystical, magical voice of the Eye of Nayru. (You know, the words printed in the blue box on the game when you talk to a Gossip Stone? Same thing basically.) Also, this is mostly just dialogue.
Exit Dark, stage left.
Chapter 28
Link approached the Eye of Nayru, his eyes still adjusting to the lack of sunlight.
"Alright rock. Start talking."
Silence.
Well, I didn't really expect that to work, anyways. Link looked around for any clue as to how the Eye of Nayru worked. Nothing that looked promising.
Identify yourself.
"Wha-?" Link heard a voice inside his head. It sounded like his own. Link looked at the stone. "Am I hallucinating?"
No, idiot. Identify yourself.
"Uh, okay. I'm Link."
Specify. Which Link?
"Huh? What do you mean 'which Link'? There's only one. Me."
Many Links are to exist in the flow of time. Which one are you?
"Me, Link. The Hero of Time Link. Geez, I never knew my voice was so annoying!"
Ah, at last, the Hero of Time exists. Welcome, Great Chosen One.
"Thanks. Nice to meet you, too."
I am the Eye of Nayru.
"Great. No wonder Lynda thought you were nuts. Okay, I'm here to ask you something."
You wish to know about the Pendant of Destiny and how it ties to your future?
"Uh, no. Thanks, but I've already heard the opinions of enough people on that subject. Tell me, can you show me the past?"
All of it?
"NO, no, not all of it! I'd be dead before the creation of Hyrule was finished. I just need to see part of it. Part of someone else's past."
Depends on the person. Whose past do you wish me to show you?
"A friend's. Her name is Delyn."
Need more information.
"Uh, her twin brother is Nejora. Her father is Ganondorf—"
I can not show you events related to that family's past.
"What?"
But I can tell you where you might be able to find answers.
"Huh? Where?"
In the desert. Seek out the one called Nabooru. She will able to tell you of your friend's past.
"Nabooru! The same Nabooru that is the Sage of Spirit in the future? How does she know anything?"
Silence.
"Hey, wait, you rock! I need more information! You can't leave now!"
No response. Fine, Link thought. I'll go to the stupid desert! He left the hole and started walking out of the Graveyard.
Enter Dark, with streamers.
Dark: Okay, one concept behind the Eye of Nayru. Since a rock doesn't normally have a voice, it uses the voice of the asker to respond. So, the asker feels like he isn't really talking to anyone. Plus, I say Nayru's too busy to actually respond herself. XD
Exeunt.
