WARNING: Contains shit-talking of Edward Cullen

"Do you want to watch a movie or something?"

"Sure, you can go pick while I finish here"

"What do you wanna see?"

"Preferably not a western we've seen hundreds of times. And not Twilight."

"We don't even have Twilight"

"I thought you had a copy hidden somewhere"

"I told you it was just a dream"

"A wet one, huh?"

"No! You know you can't control your dreams"

"I do, but since most of the things you dream come from the previous day, I just wondered what made you think of Edward Cullen of all fictional characters"

"I heard someone talk about it in the grocery shop and was reminded of your 'phase'. By the way, I heard you dreaming about him once. And you moaned"

"I did not!"

"Yes, you did"

"You heard wrong"

"I believe my ears function just as they should"

"Fine, he tortured me"

"And you were moaning? I didn't know you liked it that way"

"It was a moan of pain, you weirdo! Why would I dream of torture sex with Edward Cullen?"

"Because you're attracted to him, like the rest of your generation was a few years ago"

"I am not. He looks like he's constipated, and sparkles really? If I liked that you would be covered in glitter 24/7"

"Or maybe you're a 50 Shades of Grey fan"

"Woah. You know that name?"

"You left the book on the table last week and I had to hide it before your parents were here for dinner"

"Oh my God, what if they'd seen it"

"Well, they didn't"

"Do you know how much I love you?"

"I have no idea"

"You're gonna have a pretty good one when I'm done with you"

"I'm gonna get the glitter"

"Stop it and come here"

A/N: I'm sorry for my absence, but even though we haven't reached a hundred reviews yet I wrote this requested one. I'm not sure if there'll be many updates the following week, but I'll try to get another chapter up soon.

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