Stupid deaths: Frederick I Barbarossa *Germany as Frederick and Prussia as Death*
"Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny cause they're true. Woo, stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you."
Death held up a scroll and shouted,
"NEXT!"
An emperor like man came in wearing the year 1190, and he was also wet in his armor.
"Und You are?"
"Frederick Barbarossa, Holy roman emperor."
Death looked at his death date,
"Hmm, another royal on crusading I assume?"
"Ja, but mien death wasn't due to battle."
Death smirked,
"Oooh, this is getting interesting, would your death have something to do with water?"
Frederick nodded.
"Tell me the story Freddy, I'm all ears."
"Of course, as I was off on the third crusade there was a battle in the Asia minor, however one of them was across a river and the only way to get across was this tiny bridge."
"Go on."
"Well, I was getting impatient since it was so crowded and my son was the leader of the advanced guard. So I decided to plunge into the river to get across, I forgot to take off my armor, and both my horse and I drowned as we were crossing."
Death began to laugh hysterically.
"KESESESESESESESE! By crossing the river and forgetting about your armor, talk about a washed up death. You're through to the after life Freddy."
After he left, death went back to work.
"Man that was a good one, NEXT!"
Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny cause they're true. Woo, stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you."
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