Ok, so yes, Trent and Perry are in L.A. but because I despise them very much, I will not have them for a disclaimer, but I do have Leo and Katie

Leo: Lois117 does not own anyone from Lab Rats

Katie: and she does not own anyone from Nickelodeon, except for Mary (her phone rings) talk to me Russell Brand

Leo: Russell Brand?

Katie: yeah, I'm his new manager (talks to her phone)

Leo: ok, is every kid on Nickelodeon business smart?


They run into his house, only to see Mr. Davenport, Tasha, Chase, after he dropped Mary off, Leo, and Bree

Adam: guys, we have a problem

Tasha: well, what is it, honey?

Adam: Principal Perry and the whole football team is here against South Bridge

Sam: North Ridge

Bree: wait, did you just say that Principal Perry and the football team are here?

Adam: yeah

Leo: no, no, no (quickly closes the curtains) no, no, no (runs and locks the door) quick, we need wood to barricade the doors, windows, even the chimney

Chase: Leo, that's ridiculous, we need steel, iron, metal because we all know that wood ain't gonna cut it

Donald: yeah, maybe I still have that blow torch, we can use it to seal the door closed

Tasha: boys! You three are overreacting

Bree: yeah, can't we just avoid them?

Adam: yeah, about that, Trent saw me with Cat at Bots, and he started flirting with her, so me and Sam started beating him and his three football teammates up

Cat: he was so lumpatious

Chase: Lumpatious?

Sam: don't ask

Leo: ok, since Adam lured them to us, we are totally doomed

Sam: you shouldn't see them tomorrow, besides, they're against North Ridge, not you guys

Cat: but isn't North Ridge close to L.A.?

Sam: thanks for reassuring us, Cat

Cat: you're welcome

Adam: (whispers) I think she was being sarcastic (Cat nodes)

Tasha: I bet this will blow over by tomorrow

At a football field

Perry: WHAT?!

Trent: it's true, that Daven dork and Sam from ICARLY beat the tar out of us. She even made Doug pass out

Perry: luckily, I know where they go to school, plus, I can even get vengeance from that principal

Trent: wait, you know the principal?

Perry: her name is Helen, and we got some beef over the years. Round up some of the strongest brutalist players because tomorrow we attack those maggots at their school and that witch Helen

On Monday, the gang was on their way to lunch until Perry, Trent, and four other jocks barged through the door

Trent: there they are

Everyone screams, and Leo jumps in Bree's arms

Leo: what are you guys doing here?!

Chase: yeah, I thought you guys are going against North Ridge

Perry: oh, we are, just wanted to have a little visit with my favorite people who I would dearly blackmail

Mary: what does she mean by "blackmail?"

Bree: nothing, Mary

Perry: you know, it's good that they don't know, but this box of rocks here embarrassed my football team, and remember what happens if my football team gets humiliated by you four again (looks directly at Chase and Adam)

Helen: (comes out of her office) what is with all the commotion? (Notices Perry) you again? I thought I beat you for this position

Robbie: wait, this woman would have been would have been our principal?

Helen: hush up, skinny boy (walks towards Perry) what are you doing here anyways? We don't need a leprechaun to terrorize the students

Everyone starts to snicker then Perry glares at them

Perry: Adam here humiliated my football team when Trent and some players were at Bots

Adam: Trent was flirting with my girlfriend (wraps his arm around Cat's waist)

Beck: what was he supposed to do just watch? (Tori sneaks to the corner of her locker, and starts to do something with her phone)

Trent: uh yeah, besides, she's with some dumb loser

Jade: look who's talking?

Perry: shut it, whore!

Jade: like I care what you say you dumb pile of shit

Helen: what even gives you the right to just rampage here anyways?

Perry: vengeance! After all these years I can get vengeance from you and your band nobodies, and I get to see you beg for mercy (laughs)

Trent: enough bark, let's bite (they start to run to them until Big Time Rush and Sam barge through the door)

James: Tori, what's going on?

Sam: oh no, you again? (Trent hides behind some football players)

Cat: how did you guys get here?

Tori: I texted them while you guys were arguing

Perry: oh wow, you called a washed up boy band and a used to be web star

Bree: they were also hockey players, and from what I know, Carlos is able to take out a door with his head (everyone stares at her) not that I stalked them online or whatever (laughs nervously)

Perry: so that's the best you got? Gorilla figure skaters and a delinquent with a prison record vs my fighting dingoes, that's just sad

Helen: what's sad is me ripping those fake cat fur eyebrows from your head

Perry: oh, you want to go? I've been waiting for this for years

They start to circle around each other until they attack each other while Big Time Rush and Sam were fighting off the football players. The others were cast aside

Mary: ok, this is either scary or exciting

Tori: (sees James struggling) Ah! James, I got you, babe! (Jumps on the football player's back)

Sam: (spanks Trent with the butter sock) this (spanks) is (spanks) what (spanks) you get (spanks) for (spanks) being (spanks) a jerk (spanks)

Adam: why is she spanking him with the butter sock?

Cat: that's just how she is (they both wince)

Trent: stop spanking me (Sam pushes him off her knees)

Sam: ok, you got three seconds to get out of here, or I'll have to take you to the alley in the back (Trent runs while holding his butt and the players follow)

Perry: COWARDS! I guess that leaves you and me Helen

Helen: let's go TERRY CHERRY

André: wait, her name is Terry Cherry Perry? (Everyone laughs)

Perry: shut it, dread locks!

Logan: isn't Terry a boy name?

Perry: what did I just say, lady jeans?! No more distractions! Let's duel!

Helen: last one standing wins and never returns

Rex: Helen, you can't be serious

Perry: great idea (they circle around each other)

Leo: you can do it, Helen

Jade: if you can't, I can still upload this on the internet

Helen: hush up, children

They throw themselves at each other to have an intensive fight. They would both struggle under each other's grip. They kept throwing insults at each other. At the end, Helen got Perry in a tight grip, and Perry was struggling and very tired

Perry: I give! I give! (Helen let's her go) you win this round, but next time (quickly runs away)

Helen: you kids ok? (they all nod)

Bree: how did you beat Perry down? I mean she does have a bunch of anger issues

Helen: for every wrestling match or street fight we have, I would always pin her down. Any reason why she came to threaten you all? (Everyone looks at Adam, Cat, and Sam)

Adam: well, it's a bit funny…um…Trent saw me and Cat on our date at Bots, and he was hitting on Cat, so me and Sam, who just came into the place, beat up Trent and his football team

Helen: she must want revenge after what you three did? If I were you, I would have your friends protect you 24/7

Leo: we can barely protect ourselves let alone these guys

Sam: I don't need protection as you can see from my butter sock

Chase: can you please put that disgusting piece of cloth away?

Mary: yeah, how long has it been since you changed the butter?

Sam: it's been a few days (everyone gives her a stern look) ok, maybe months, but it's still good

Helen: well, I suggest that you sleep with one eye open because you'll never know when she might attack again

Bree: well, we did always have our guard on back in Mission Creek, so it should be like old times (laughs sarcastically as Helen walks away)


Ok, so I hear that some of you are anxious to see if the Davenports are going to reveal their bionic secret, so I decided to try to get four chapters updated today, so that we can get through this story, even I want to finish this story. Review