Disclaimer: Thor and it's characters are property of Marvel. We just play with them.
A/N: 2 Broke Girls crossover. Yes. XD
Chapter Summary: Having decided to learn how to cook, Darcy signs her and Loki up for a cooking class. However, instead of a cooking class, she signed up for a class baking pastries. Her excuse, "Cupcakes are food too!"
Day 29: Doing Something Sweet
When Darcy told Loki she signed them up for a cooking class, at first he thought she was joking. For one, he actually knew how to cook to an extent, and continued to learn to do so. Mostly because Darcy couldn't cook and he didn't wish to starve to death. And secondly, she could not cook and had not tried to learn before.
But she had been serious, and in fact signed them up for a cooking class. Loki felt it was a waste of time on his part, but he would go along with it if it meant Darcy actually learned how to cook. It would certainly be nice for him to return after a long battle alongside the Avengers and his woman did the cooking for him instead of him having to do so.
Their ride dropped them off and they entered the building where the school was located, then went up to the floor it was located on. Loki stopped as he read the sign. "Manhattan School of Pastry? Darcy, you said you signed us up for a cooking class, not a baking class." He scowled as he looked at her.
She shrugged. "What? You cook food, then you eat it. Cupcakes are food too!" She grinned impishly at him.
He facepalmed. "Mistress, there is a difference between cooking and baking." He looked at her blankly.
"Look, I already signed us up. And this place isn't cheap to get in, especially for two people. Come on, you said you would support me! Don't you want me to cook for you?" She asked, running her hand up his chest and winking.
He sighed quietly. "Bake, Mistress, bake, not cook." He shook his head. Well, if it meant he no longer had to bake his own desserts to have something sweet and fresh, he might as well go along with it. At least his woman was showing some interest in the field of making something edible. "Fine, let us go and begin this endeavor." He said, opening the door for her.
She kissed his cheek and hurried inside. She didn't want to be late for her first day of pastry school. Shaking his head, Loki trailed behind his woman with a half cocked smile.
Inside the school, there were several people already there. They entered the room to the left with everyone else and took their respective places. Though the room wasn't the largest, it did have a decent amount of people. Their apparent teacher walked in then and everyone's attention turned onto him. "Hello, I am chef Nicolas Saintcroix. Welcome everyone, I'm pleased to see so many new faces. So let's not waste any time and start, shall we?"
Loki didn't miss how when chef Nicolas said he was pleased to see so many new faces, he had glanced in Darcy's direction in particular. Oh, he already detested the man. He was definitely going to be here every day with Darcy, regardless if he had any interest in learning how to bake anymore than he already did.
And as the day progressed, of course the man paid extra attention to Darcy. Whether if it was because she needed extra help because of her inexperience in the baking scene (And cooking) or because he found the brunette attractive, Loki didn't care. If looks could kill, Nicolas Saintcroix would be dead thrice over.
Then when Loki decided to use his magic to influence the man to keep his eyes above Darcy's chest, he ran across a few thoughts that agitated him further. Surprisingly they weren't about Darcy. So waited until after class as everyone was finishing up for the day. Nicolas walked over to their station and smiled. "Darcy, if you would like I could spend a little extra time getting you accustomed to everything."
"Actually we have a prior engagement so that will have to be for another time. I however have a few questions for you, if you'll give me a moment of your time." Loki said, a relatively charming smile on his face. He looked at Darcy who was trying to think of what prior engagement they had and asked, "Wait for me downstairs?"
"Yeah, okay, I'll just go downstairs and try to remember this thing we have after school." She said dryly, gathering her things and flashing a smile in the chef's direction before she walked out of the classroom.
Loki watched her go before he turned his cold gaze on Nicolas. The man was about to ask what he wanted to ask him when Loki spoke up first. "It must be truly hard for you and Juliette, being so far apart." He said, and the look that crossed Nicolas' face spoke volumes.
"How did you...?"
"Let me make something perfectly clear. Keep your eyes above my woman's chest from now on, and your thoughts off her body." He warned, taking a step forward. "Or your wife will learn of your American girlfriends. Their names. How long you've been bedding each and every single one of them. Tell me, are you that open in your relationship, would she be that accepting?" He asked, a glint of mischief within his forest green eyes.
Nicolas swallowed thickly as he stared at Loki. He wasn't sure just how this stranger knew so much. "And if I give Miss Lewis no more interest than any of my other students..."
"Your adultery will remain unknown to your wife." Loki finished for him with a handsome smile. "Do we have an understanding?"
"I believe we do, yes." Nicolas gave a tight smile in return. "I apologize if I offended you or Miss Lewis." He said, holding his hand out in a truce.
Loki shook his hand, then tightened his hold until the man started to wince in pain. "If you even think of my woman in any manner that is not appropriate of a teacher, I assure you, you will be receiving a call from Juliette." He warned, releasing the man's hand and turning to leave. "See you bright and early tomorrow." And then he left.
Darcy was waiting downstairs and was currently browsing Facebook on her phone when Loki finally arrived. "Finally! What took so long? You do the teacher for a better grade?" She asked, grinning at Loki.
He grinned and wrapped an arm around her shoulders as he guided them out of the building. "Shall I remind you which one of us actually knows how to cook?" He retorted, kissing her temple. "Did you have fun today?" He asked, changing the topic.
She smiled and leaned against him as they waited for the S.H.I.E.L.D. SUV to pull up. "Yeah, who knew baking could actually be interesting. It wasn't easy but I like a good challenge."
"Indeed?" He mused. "Well, I admit, the first day is always the hardest of any class. But I believe it will be most entertaining from here on now." He said, smirking knowingly.
Darcy nodded and smiled at him. "Thanks for coming with me and being so supportive. I know it's beneath a god to go to some pastry class, but it meant a lot that you were beside me the whole time." She said, kissing him.
He returned her kiss before pulling away as their ride pulled up. "For you, Mistress, I would endure even the most mundane of things for an eternity." He said, opening the car door for her.
"Sweet. Mushy and kinda cheesy, but sweet of you." She said, grinning as she climbed into the car. Loki climbed in beside her and they started heading home. "By the way, what prior engagement did we have?"
Fin
