-1Fipp: TODAY IS MY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY AS AN AUTHOR OF (weak pop) Last time I trust you with the party things Carl. (Carl scribbles something down.) They wouldn't let you because you're an animal, I keep forgetting that. (nostalgic sigh) It seems just like yesterday I was picking my screen name.
I would love to thank every one who has read and reviewed my stories, and done other stuff. I would also like to thank the friends I made, Majickal, String, Shire Folk, Nightshroud, Blue Jae, I could go one but it would be too long.
Also, I would like to mention I am hosting a contest! An art one! The winner will get a picture from me of anything of their choice. The picture must have something to do with my stories, you choose the subject (character picture, game covers, certain scenes, couples, anything you want) just draw it, and send it to me, out of all the one I receive, I, and maybe my sister will chose the four best! Then you will vote for the best!
You have one month to get to me.
Once again, thank you for a wonderful year, you have all brought me, even if a little, bit more happiness into my life.
Chapter 28: Robots and Rabbits
"What's up doc?" Bunny-Tanith asked as she ate a carrot.
"You just had to do that?" Bunny-Riku asked.
"I saw it on a TV once." She the ate the rest of the carrot. "How are we going to get out?"
"You really haven't had the Keyblade that long, have you?"
"No."
"So you don't know what it can do huh?"
"Other then amplify my own abilities, no." Riku sighed and summoned Way to Dawn and pointed it to the lock. A beam of light shone from the tip and hit the lock. There was a click and the lock fell off. "They can do that?" she asked as her ears perked up.
Riku hopped to the door and opened it and the two bunnies of darkness bounce out, but before they could get completely out, they were grabbed by the ears.
"And where do you think your going?" Yzma asked as she poked them in their cute button noses.
This must never escape this room. Riku thought. Tanith then bit the old woman in the finger after the last poke.
"OW!" Yzma dropped Riku and flung Tanith around as she was attached to her finger. "Get off me!"
Riku then bounced up and hit Yzma in the shin with the Keyblade, causing Tanith to drop, where both fled for the exit.
"I hate rabbits." Yzma said.
Sora and co. . . .
The group dashed through the jungle, cutting down Nobodies whenever they came into their path.
Sora was impressed with how well Kronk was handling his sound-based Keyblade: The New Groove.
"So where did this Death-Bot go?" he asked.
"Well, it could be right there." Kronk pointed out the Death-Bot wreaking havoc amongst the village.
"Malina, you stay here, it could be dangerous." Sora said to her.
"Okay, I understand." the Keybladers turned and ran to fight the machine.
The Death-Bot's arm turned into a large buzz saw as it ripped through the random buildings, it was about to cut through Bucky the Squirrel when a wave of sound blasted it back ten feet.
"No one hurts the squirrel!" Kronk said as Bucky jumped onto his shoulder. The two then exchanged some dialect in squirrel talk.
The Bot got back up to only meet Marsupalami's tail. The small monkey-thing jumped around the bot, throwing it of balance, but when it's other arm turned into a cannon it pointed it at the poor Marsupalami. He then did the only thing he could think of.
"Look over there!" Marsupalami pointed in the other direction. "A distraction!" The Death-Bot turned it's head in the way Marsupalami pointed as said primate ran away.
But Marsupalami wasn't completely lying. In the direction he pointed Sora did fly out of nowhere and bashed it's head in.
"I'm still in here!" Kuzco yelled from inside.
"Sorry!" Sora apologized as he ran behind some upturned rubble.
"Sora," Mickey said "we can't beat this thing as long as Kuzco is trapped inside."
"But how are we going to get him out?" the Twilight user asked.
"I'll try and sneak up from behind, you, Marsupalami and Ja-"
"No one give me orders, mouse!" Jack said from behind. "I come up with the ideas. And it's captain by the way."
"Then what do you suggest, Captain?" Mickey asked. Jack thought about this for a moment.
"Whatever it was you said." Both Sora and Mickey sighed.
"Just keep it busy." Mickey then jumped up and tried to get behind the machine.
"Now this is what we do," Jack said "you run in and do hero stuff, I run away! You know what they say: 'Those who fight and run away, live to run away again'!" Sora shook his head and, but first dragging Jack by the collar, headed into battle.
"I still have more tricks up my sleeve!" Marsupalami then pulled at the fur around his wrist, which opened up like a sleeve, and pulled out a large pie(1) and threw it at the Death-Bot.
It then tried to crush him, but luckily Sora came up and blocked the claw. He then spun the Keyblades around at a rapid speed, so they were now similar to buzz saws with this technique he managed to effectively block all the other attacks it could throw, and he also managed to cut an arm clear off.
Jack then jumped up and fenced at the machine, sliding around whatever it could throw. But that changed when a third arm appeared from it's back, taking Mickey, who was going to cut a whole of the machine and free Kuzco, out. The arm shot down and grabbed Jack by the waist and tossed him around like a rag doll and threw him at Sora.
Riku and Tanith. . .
The two Keybladers-now-rabbits bounced through the halls of the school.
"How long will we be like this you think?" She asked. "I want to get out of this form I hate it! I'm," she visibly shuddered "cute!"
"Trust me Tanith, you are not cute."
"You really mean it?" she asked hopefully.
"Yes Tanith, I mean it." she then grabbed his ears and pulled him into a hug.
"That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!"
"Let go!" Riku gasped for air. Both were then picked up by the scruffs of their neck.
"What are two rabbits doing 'ere?" Tom asked as he lifted them into the air with one hand.
"Tom it's us!" Riku cried out.
"Riku? Tanith?" he asked. "You got into Yzma's potions didn't you?"
"She did." Riku pointed. "Now drop us we have to find Sora and the others!"
"Can't, you see I 'ave chemistry next then it'll be lunch. I'm going to 'ave a burger."
Both rabbits raised a furry eyebrow.
"You don't go to school, you know that?" Tom thought this statement over for a second.
"Your right, what the 'ell am doing 'ere?" Tom tossed his books over his shoulders and turned back to the class. "So long, farewell, avidea za adue!" he then placed on each shoulder. "Let's go, shall we."
It was then the potion decided to ware off. A normal Riku and normal Tanith now stood on Tom's shoulders.
"Bugger." the unexpected weight caused him to fall, bringing the two former rabbits crashing painfully down on him.
Roxas then popped out of nowhere.
"So are we going to find the rest now?" he asked.
"GET OFF ME!" Tom yelled.
Sora and co. . . .
Marsupalami crashed against the wall. Mickey slammed into the ground. Jack was thrown into a store, where he stole fifty Kuz-coins. Sora was bashed between it's two arms.
"You know," Kuzco said from inside the machine "you could do a little better. Hey, where's Kronk?"
Kronk was still speaking squirrel with Bucky.
"KRONK!" they all yelled.
"Oh, sorry Bucky, I think I got to go." Bucky nodded in agreement and hopped away. "Now, I think I should help them." he summoned the New Groove, let out a goofy yell and ran into the fray. "I am Kronk! Here me roar!" the chef ran at full speed and jumped up and blasted another sound wave at the machine, sending it back.
He then greatly focused a large amount of sound into a small beam and turned it into a drill and used it to slice a large hole through the armor, he then jumped and pulled Kuzco out.
"You know I could have gotten out myself." Kuzco said as Kronk placed him down on the ground. "I was waiting to spring my trap on him when you guys popped in and 'saved me'."
"Kuzco!" Yelled a voiced, they turned around and saw Malina. "You should be a little more grateful-"
'And here she goes again,' Kuzco thought "Saying stuff that I really don't think about I care about, but she is a hottie, a Hottie Hot Hottie!'
"KUZCO!" Malina yelled "Are you even listening?"
"Was I supposed to be?" Malina let of a grunt of frustration.
"Well, I should get going and help those guys out." Kronk said before he ran back to the battle.
Sora was then was thrown back into Jack when the Bot threw him.
"So how hard is that thing to kill?" Sora asked.
"I have a suggestion!" Jack spoke up from below Sora.
"If it's about running, then no!"
"You're close minded you know that." Jack said as he dusted himself off. But this was in vain because Marsupalami was thrown at him. "Why is it things are always thrown at me!?" the pirate yelled out.
"Have no fear! Kronk is here!" the chef yelled as he ran forward and pointed the Keyblade out.
"Let's finish this thing once and for all!" Marsupalami jumped into the air and pulled on a knight's helmet.
"I agree!" Sora said as he crossed the Keyblades in front of him. The four Keybladers charged forward, well Jack was somewhat dragged by Sora, to help King Mickey finish off the machine.
(1)Whipped cream of course, the basic, and yet most fundamental of any and all pie throwing gags.
