Lillian Garcia – "Ladies and gentlemen I have just been informed by RAW's General Manager – Stone Cold Steve Austin – that the following match is now a ladder match!!!"

MNM's music hit and Masters, Nitro and Melina made their way to the ring in typical fashion, complete with Melina's traditional entrance. The cocky young superstars posed in the ring, believing that tonight was their night after fooling everyone for the past few weeks.

Cryme Tyme were out next, with their blinged out titles in tow – looking alittle apprehensive – a ladder match was something they had never competed in!!

The two men rolled into the ring and were ready to start the fight right now, until the referee got in between both teams as the Hardyz music hit!

Jeff and Matt came to the ring in usual fashion, complete with pyros, and slid into the ring as the referee took the titles from both Cryme Tyme and the Hardyz, and hung all four belts on the ring, which was then taken an unusual twenty feet above the ring!!

JR – "Oh my God…. The tag titles are higher above the ring than maybe ever before, King!!!"

King – "Well this is a special match, JR!! A Tag Title Unification match!!"

The referee then went to ring the bell, but all three teams were already brawling around and in the ring!!

The Hardyz and Cryme Tyme quickly teamed up to beat down the cocky MNM, with Shad nailing Masters with a huge boot to the face, knocking him out of the ring, as the Hardyz and JTG delivered a triple, high-impact flapjack to Nitro!!! Shad then charged Matt and sent him flying over the top rope with a clothesline before Cryme Tyme double teamed Jeff!!

Both men whipped Jeff off the ropes, but Jeff ducked under their double clothesline attempt, and came back off the ropes a second time – delivering a huge running double dropkick which knocked JTG through the second rope and sent Shad crashing to the mat!! Jeff then slipped out of the ring, stopping to stomp on Masters twice before grabbing a normal sized ladder from ringside and sliding it into the ring!!

Shad was back on his feet now and quickly nailed Jeff with a right hand as he returned to the ring, before whipping him off the ropes – Jeff went for a cross-body, which Shad countered into a side-walk slam!! Matt rolled in behind Shad and picked up the ladder, before dropkicking it into Shad's face!!! He then set up the ladder in the middle of the ring, before realising it was far too small to get even near the titles!! Masters then came back in the ring and nailed Matt with a clothesline.

JTG also rolled back into the ring and checked on his downed partner before charging Masters and delivering a reverse spinning DDT to him!!! JTG then climbed up the ladder, before he himself realised it was too small!!

Nitro was up this time, and he climbed the other side of the ladder, as he and JTG began brawling at the top. Jeff was climbing to his feet now, as was Matt, and the two men nodded at each other before leaving the ring and grabbing the twenty foot ladder!!!!

Nitro suddenly got the better of JTG with an eye-poke on the ladder, and set him up for a vertical suplex – until Shad climbed up behind Nitro and nailed him with an electric chair drop!!! JTG dropped down from the ladder and held it as Shad climbed to the very top – his fingertips brushed the titles!!

Masters got up now and tackled JTG to the ground as Shad rebalanced himself on the second to top rung of the ladder – Masters got up and pushed the ladder over!!! Shad managed to avoid landing on the outside of the ring, but nearly decapitated himself in the process on the top rope!! He lay on the mat clutching his throat in agony as Matt and Jeff slid the twenty foot ladder into the ring!!

Masters attacked Matt as the Hardyz entered the ring, but Jeff came to his aid and the brothers whipped Masters off the ropes – Double Side Effect!!! The two men then set up the huge ladder in the centre of the ring!!

Nitro and JTG crawled to their feet and both men tackled the Hardyz before they could climb the ladder – Nitro took Jeff down with a corkscrew dropkick as JTG hit Matt with a spinning wheel kick, taking him out of the ring!! Masters had rolled out of the ring clutching his head at this stage, and was searching under the ring – pulling out a table!!!

JR – "What the hell is that idiot doing??? This isn't a Table match!!"

Masters set up the table on the outside, and pulled Jeff out by his leg, before setting him up for a powerbomb!!! Jeff countered by throwing punches into Masters face, and both men fell backwards away from the table onto the floor!

Inside in the ring, Nitro and JTG were trading blows until JTG nailed Nitro with a low kick, and charged off the ropes – Melina quickly handed Nitro a chair – Boom!!! Nitro nails the running JTG between the eyes with a big chair shot!!!! JTG is bleeding badly!

Nitro quickly climbs the huge ladder and is about halfway up when Jeff rolls in the ring and starts climbing the other side. Shad gets to his feet and pushes the ladder over – Nitro and Jeff spill onto the floor outside from about ten feet in the air!!

Shad pulls the ladder back up and begins to climb it!!!! He reaches the top and has the titles….. Matt runs in and dropkicks the ladder – Shad flies out of the ring and straight through the table from twenty feet in the air!!!

Crowd – "Holy Shit!! Holy Shit!!"

Shad Gaspard is out on the floor, motionless!

JR – "We need some help out here!! Oh my God – Shad has just been broken in half!!"

Masters climbs in the ring at this stage and Matt charges him – Masters takes him out with a huge powerslam!!! He then picks up the chair and nails JTG for a second time – sending him through the second rope, and sprawling in a heap on the floor. Masters then sets up the ladder and drags himself up to the top – Matt quickly follows!!! The two men brawl on top of the ladder – twenty feet in the air!!!

JR – "Oh my God – this is sheer suicide King!!"

King – "This is insane!! We already have bodies sprawled around ringside!!!!"

Matt nails Masters with repeated right hands – Masters looks stunned and Matt is about to throw him from the top – until Melina creeps into the ring and up the ladder behind Matt, grabbing his leg!! Matt somehow turns around – and kicks Melina off, sending her to the mat – Masters applies the Masterlock on top of the ladder!!!!!

Matt tries to fight it, but Masters has all the leverage, and Matt fades away – Masters dumps him onto the mat below!!!!!! Masters unhooks the titles – MNM have just become the Tag Team Champions!!!

Lillian Garcia – "Here are your winners, and NEW Undisputed Tag Team Champions – Chris Masters and Johnny Nitro!!!"

Masters climbs down the ladder and flops onto the mat – what a match!! He then goes to the outside and helps Nitro to his feet – the two men celebrate and leave with the four titles and Melina in tow, as EMTs check on the still motionless Shad Gaspard. JTG who is still bleeding himself, is up and looking concerned as the EMTs stretcher Shad to the back – to a huge applause.

JR – "Well King, what a match we've just witnessed – but RAW has lost the Tag Titles!!"

King – "Well technically, JR – but the Tag Titles have to be defended on all three brands now – so I'm sure Cryme Tyme are gonna get a chance to regain them for RAW!!"

The cameras cut to the back where a split screen was shown of Triple H and the Big Show walking to the ring – with Triple H brandishing a sledgehammer!!! The Loser Is Fired Match was up next!!

A promo aired before the match – documenting the Triple H/ Big Show feud and also Triple H's assault on Austin leading to this match.

Lillian Garcia – "The following contest is scheduled for one fall – and the defeated competitor in this match will be fired!"

The sound of breaking glass filled the arena and the crowd exploded as Austin came to the ring!! He was in his usual attire, and stormed the ring before leaping on the turnbuckles and flipping off the screaming crowd.

The Big Show was out next, and he looked focused – and more importantly, angry. He stalked towards the ring and stepped over the top rope, before raising his massive arm in the air to a huge explosion from the pyros.

"Behold the King… The King of Kings.."

Triple H came to the stage, sledge in hand and was about to come to the ring before a referee ran out and tried to pull the hammer out Triple H's hand – he refused to let it go, and Austin got on the mic.

Austin – "Now listen here you mealy mouth little bastard – you're gonna give that there hammer to the referee like a good little piss-ant, because if you don't I'll disqualify you before the match even starts!!! And while you're at it, get someone out here to check under the ring for any other little treasures Hunter may have planted there!"

Three stagehands came to the ring as Triple H reluctantly handed over his prized possession. The three men then proceeded to search under the ring, pulling out not one, not two, but THREE sledgehammers from different sides of the ring! An irate Triple H locked eyes with Austin in a death stare as all four hammers were brought backstage.

HHH then reluctantly got into the ring, as Austin ordered Show to stand back as he insisted on searching Triple H, and then turned around and slightly patted down Show also – as he did this, Triple H leaped across and punched Big Show straight in the jaw!! Austin quickly got out of the way and called for the bell to start the match!!

Show pushed Triple H backwards and flattened Triple H with one simple right, before Hunter got back up and was flattened back down straight away!!

Triple H got up again, when Show went for another right, he ducked and quickly nailed five rights and lefts on the big man, staggering him – he then bounced off the ropes and went for a clothesline – which had no effect!! Triple H went for another – Show lifted him up and planted him with a huge side slam!!! Show then came off the ropes himself, and nailed a big leg drop right on Triple H's throat!! He makes the cover – 1 – 2 – Triple H kicks out!!

King – "Austin actually counted that fairly, JR!!!"

JR – "I'm sure it's because he simply wants to leave no excuse for Triple H to exploit as a 'technicality' and use it to stay in the WWE!!"

Show pulled Triple H to his feet and whipped him off the ropes – Triple H ducks a clothesline and comes back off the ropes, nailing Show in the face with a high knee, staggering him again – Triple H climbs the ropes and goes for a double axe handle from the top – Show counters into a power slam!!! 1 – 2 – Triple H gets the shoulder up!!

Show pulls Triple H to his feet again and throws him into the corner, before backing up and charging – he smashes Triple H against the turnbuckle with his backside, before picking him up and nailing him with a side-walk slam – Show gets to his feet – and calls for the chokeslam!!!

He grabs the dazed Triple H by the throat… Triple H counters with three back elbows – and goes to whip Show off the ropes – which is reversed – Show throws Triple H straight into Austin in the corner!!!

Austin looks a little dazed, and as he is trying to regain his composure, Triple H low blows Show, and uses all his strength to whip show straight into Austin again!!! This time Austin goes down, with all the wind knocked out of him!!!

Triple H kicks Show between the legs again, before going to one of the top turnbuckle pads… and pulling out a pair of brass knuckles!!!! He puts them on – and nails Show in the head with them – Show still doesn't go down!!

Triple H, quickly noticing that Austin is about to get to his feet, puts the knucks in his trunks and nails Show with a facebuster – and sets him for the pedigree!!!!! Show counters with a backdrop which sends Triple H over the top rope!!!!

Show stands up – and is slightly bleeding from his head – Show looks irate!!! He gets out of the ring and pulls Triple H to his feet, before clotheslining him straight back to the floor! Show then pulls apart the announce table in a fit of rage and agains drags Triple H up – grabbing him by the throat!!

Austin jumps out of the ring and tries to stop the angry giant – Show pushes him to the side and looks set to destroy Triple H!! Austin grabs a mic again – "Show – don't do it!!! I'll have to disqualify you!!"

JR – "Big Show, listen to reason – this is your career at stake!!"

Austin's words have no affect on Show – he does it – Chokeslam through the announce table to Triple H!!!

Austin shakes his head, and reluctantly calls for the bell, disqualifying Big Show!

Lillian Garcia – "Here is your winner, as a result of a disqualification… Triple H!!!"

Finally, the reality dawns on Big Show of what he has just done and he is beside himself – Big Show just got himself fired!!

Austin shakes his head as the enraged Big Show drags the motionless Triple H and throws him into the ring – before delivering another huge chokeslam – this one shakes the entire ring!!!

Big Show shakes his head and leaves the ring, visibly upset as he stalks to the back.

Crowd – "Thank You Big Show!! Thank You Big Show!!"

Show turns at the top of the ramp to acknowledge the fans, before leaving – for good.

Meanwhile, back in the ring, Triple H actually manages to pull himself to his feet, albeit using the ropes. He does his celebratory pose and nearly collapses doing so, before Austin rolls into the ring – He flips off Triple H and delivers the Stunner!!!!!

The crowd celebrate as Austin hosts another beer bash over the prone Triple H!

Coming up next…. The six-man tag team match pitting Cena, Batista and Indy Trice VS the NWO!!!