The Banana Slug: …I couldn't believe the Green Lantern movie sucked! I just could not! I knew Green Lantern! Green Lantern rocks!

And so, getting HBO this , I decided to watch said Green Lantern…and…well…

It didn't suck…but it's bad, it's very bad. Why? Well, here are a few things.

1) They made Hector Hammond into a whiny little asshole that screams like a girl and is unendingly creepy. It's like they switched his personality with Black Hand's!

2) Speaking of personality, they seem to forget that Hal Jordan and Guy Gardner are two different people.

3) Sinestro just TAKES the Yellow Lantern Ring! No reason, really. No anger with the Guardians. No using fear as a weapon to begin with. Just to be sequel bait. (But like most of the world, Mark Strong played the role beautifully.)

4) Parallax diarrhea monster…'nuff said.

5) No character development with Hal and Sinestro! All that happens between the two is hate rant from Sinestro, Hal being a "good guy", and him saving his ass…that's it. No betrayal, no Training Day scenario, no friendship-esque turmoil, no development!

And 6) Amanda Waller is not thin, smokin', and played by Angela Basset. Amanda Waller is big, round, and not-jolly-at-all.

Wait, why am I discussing Green Lantern? THIS IS BATMAN, DAMMIT! Green Lantern has nothing to do with Batman!

SPECIAL CAMEO APPEARANCE: Green Lantern from Green Lantern…Comics.


You Got BatRolled!

By The Banana Slug

CHAPTER 29: Sleepaway Idol II


Batman sat at his dressing room, putting on his cowl as Robin walked in with a box of chocolates and a huge smile on his face. "Yello! Batarooni!"

"No, I am not going to put a good word for you," replied Batman, who was in turn replied with a box of chocolates thrown at the back of his head. This didn't faze him as he asked, "Did you check the kitchen for clues to Harley Quinn?"

"Yeah, no clues, honest engine," said Robin holding his hand up like a Boy Scout, "But why does it have to be Harley Quinn?"

"Because, think about it, Robin," explained Batman, "Traumatic past moment, secret Joker doesn't want her to reveal, AND Pyg's injury is JUST LIKE what happened to that pedophile chef from the movie."

"What movie?" asked Robin with his head slightly tilting.

"..Sleepaway Camp," scoffed out a shocked Batman, "…How could you not know Sleepaway Camp? It's a bat-friggin' classic!"

"Sorry," shrugged Robin with a half frown. Batman growled in response and threw a blank DVD at Robin's forehead, causing the boy to grumble out in pain.

"And don't come back till you watch it and RE-watch it!" ordered an angry Batman as Robin stumbled out, dizzy from the blow of Batman's DVD. He grumbled as he sat back in front of the mirror and powdered his nose softly.

Suddenly, Catwoman dropped down behind Batman, causing him to yell out in shock and slightly jump. Apparently, Selina is the only person who can sneak up on Batman.

"Hello, bat-hunk," purred Catwoman as she wrapped her arms around Batman.

"Oh, hi Cat…hunk," replied a nervous Batman, twiddling his fingers.

"…Is there a problem, hon?" asked Catwoman, obviously disturbed by Batman's nervousness.

"No, no, of course not," added Batman with a forced smile, "So, you got into the, uh, competition?"

"Yeah, it wasn't too hard," sighed Catwoman as she sat on the desk, with Batman clearing his throat and scratching his face, "Just a song from the heart…you?"

"Uh, me too," added Batman with a shrug, "I guess…" Then, we have a silent awkward moment between the two, both staring at each other slightly as they did not say a word.

"Well, uh, it's been a time and a day, I gotta…go," breathed out a bored Catwoman, then asking slighty, "Unless you…don't want me too…"

"…Uh, I think…I should be alone," grunted out a bashful Batman, "Well…I need to…practice my singing voice…alone…"

"…Yeah, yeah, okay," let out Catwoman, getting off the desk and walking to the open door, "Well, see ya…"

She then closed the door, which revealed the Joker, who was hiding behind said door as it was open. He gave a deep breath as he walked to Batman, who looked at the clown from the mirror as he powdered his cheeks. Batman stopped for a second…then returned to powder his cheeks.

"…You think she's been unfaithful, hm?" giggled the Joker.

"No! That is not the problem!" yelled the Batman angrily as he swung around to face the Joker, "What gave you that crap idea?"

"Well, the song, it said it all, I listen to Everclear as well…after sex to the tune of Rammstein," rambled the Joker, "It's obvious you think she is sleeping with every Dick, Tim, and Jason."

"No…that's way off," grumbled the Batman, "We have an open relationship, kind of like you and Harley Quinn…but I wonder if I truly matter to her and not as some sort of…outlet."

"…Like Robin?" added Joker amusingly. Batman gave him an angry glare, then grunting as he got up. Joker sighed in annoyance and said, "Okay, okay. Look, if you want my advice, which I will give regardless, talk to the cat-bitch. Talking always works…except for me, cause I'm too damn awesome for that sensitive malarkey."

Joker then left the room with a proud swagger, Batman rolled his eyes as he reached into his drawer, only to feel a slip of paper. He pulled it out to reveal a note written in pink with the I's dotted with little cute skulls, it read. "I am going to kill Robin!"

Batman slammed it on the table and growled out, "Harley…"


The Competition

In front of a roaring crowd of fourteen tens in the large Gotham stadium, at the main stage, floated a man known as Hal Jordan, also known as Green Lantern. He held a microphone as he smiled out loud.

"Yello, welcome to Gotham Idol!" announced Green Lantern to the cheering fans, "I am Green Lantern, and I will be the Ryan Seacrest stand-in for today!" The fans cheered even louder.

"But enough about glorious ol' me, let's say hello to our judges!" announced Green Lantern as he swayed his hand to the judge panel, "We have our own Little Japan in a fuku, Haruhi Suzumiya!"

When the crowd cheered, she got up and waved to her adoring fans with a wide smile, feeling the pride build up in her chest as her ego was filled to the max.

"As well as the Man of Steel himself, the Last Son of Krypton," introduced Green Lantern with pride, "Superman!"

Needless to say, the crowd went ape-shit with cheer and praise with Superman, who floated up and waved at all of them with both hands, the Superman theme even came from the speakers as red and blue sparkly streamers rained down on his presence. Haruhi sat at her chair, jealous and not amused.

"And, finally, I introduce you, John Constintine," finished Green Lantern with a swish of his hand.

The crow cheered just as loud with Haruhi, except dozens of women (and a few men) were throwing their underwear at John, who graciously put a select few of them in his coat pocket.

"And with that, I now introduce our twelve semi-finalists," announced Green Lantern, then saying with annoyance, "It would've been more, but one of our contestants drove them away with a bomb scare…and the rest couldn't sing…And here they are!"

From the spotlight, showed the twelve contestants lined up in a row, which Green Lantern will now introduce after I finish this sentence.

"They are…" introduced Green Lantern, giving a slight dramatic pause, "Penguin! Joker! Bane! Catwoman! Black Mask! Riddler! Harley Quinn! Poison Ivy! Scarecrow! Batman! Mr. Freeze! And…oh, it seems Hush dropped out of the race out of sheer apathy…one contestant down!" The crowd cheered loudly at this, as apparently Hush wanted to do a malt-shop version of "Stars are Blind". Batman looked over and glared at Harley Quinn, who was starry-eyed with a wide smile as Poison Ivy picked her nose with disinterest. He was suspicious.

"And now, we will start with Black Mask and his song, Devil Woman by Cliff Richard," Green Lantern announced as Batman ducked and disappeared into the shadows, meeting up with Robin and Batgirl backstage, who were eating churros on a humongous pile of boxes.

"Why are you on boxes?" shouted out Batman.

"We dunno!" yelled out Batgirl.

"By the by, I saw Sleepaway Camp," called out Robin, "Very very freaky stuff! But I don't think Harley Quinn is the killer."

"Are you messing with my hot wings?" growled out Batman angrily.

"No, no, you see, no one expected Angela to be the killer…or be the dude," explained Robin, "And you expect 100% from the get-go that Harley is the murderer…and a dude, but we all know she has a…woowoo, and not a…pee-pee."

Batman simply glared at the poor boy. "…When are you going to grow up?"

"When he grows a pair," sighed Batgirl with sadness.

"Look, I'm saying, just expect the unexpected," informed Robin, "Harley Quinn is the most unlikely suspect because she is the most likely suspect."

"Look, Harley's a chick, something bad happened to her, and Professor Pyg used to peep her in the showers so he had it coming," argued Batman, who turned around and said with a gruff, "Now, if you excuse me, I am going to look into Harley's dressing room as Poison Ivy sings her version of Toxic." He grumbled as he walked off in an angry huff, with Batgirl and Robin still eating their churros.


Later in the night, just as Batman said, he began rummaging through Harley Quinn's things in her dressing room with a dark determined glare. He grabbed panties, bras, and even a pair of Joker's boxers as he tried to find a clue to Harley Quinn's gender.

"Come on! Come on!" grumbled the Bat, "I know I'm right! I'm the World's Greatest Detective! There has got to be SOMETHING that proves Harley is a dude!"

Suddenly, he was slashed at from behind, causing him to roar in pain. He looked to see someone run out of the room, but the person was wearing a long black coat. He bellowed as he pointed at the door, then running out and chasing the figure up the stairs to the catwalk as Poison Ivy finished her song, which left the audience clapping with admiration and intense lust.

"Okay, next would be the Penguin, singing from, oh! A British Tar by Gilbert and Sullivan!" announced Green Lantern happily, and all the Star Trek fans fangasmed. Including me. Hell, even Hector Hammond from the back row was screaming and crying like a little girl.

Batman cornered the figure at the end of the catwalk, grinning madly at it. "I am going to bring you the true meaning of justice, Harleen Quinzel!" he growled out like a determined wolf.

As he was about to strike, Penguin waddled out to the stage and cleared his throat loudly, then singing aloud with gusto as the orchestra played from behind him.

"A British Tar is a soaring soul! As free as a mountain bird! His energetic fist should be ready to resist, a dictatorial word!" he sang beautifully, which caused Batman to freeze and sweat profusely, "His nose should pant…"

"And his lips should curl…" muttered Batman.

"His cheeks should flame…" sang Penguin.

"And his brow should furl," groaned Batman, trying to contain himself.

"His bosom should heave!" bellowed Penguin beautifully.

"And his heart should glow!" sang Batman against his will, then singing out with Penguin, "And his fist should be ever ready for a knock-down blow!"

Suddenly, Batman was kicked in the stomach as the chorus was loudly sung, the Dark Knight holding onto a rope as the figure giggled at the vigilante. The figure ran away with a hissing laugh as he began to climb up the rope.

"Must…not…let…HARLEY QUINN! GET BACK HERE!" rambled Batman angrily, who was getting closer to the catwalk, laughing as he was almost to his goal as Penguin continued to sing.

"His foot should stamp!" sang the Penguin.

"Oh no. And his throat should growl!" growled Batman painfully and ironically, the rope sliding down.

"His hair should twirl!" chirped Penguin as the lights gleamed from behind him.

"And his face should scowl!" sang Batman as he gave in.

"His eyes should flash!" crowed Penguin as the stage brought him higher into the air.

"And his breast protrude!" sang Batman in baritone, then falling from the rope and falling into a box of churros.

"And this should be his customary attitude," sang the Penguin, who then sang his heart out as he finished his magnificent song to an uproar of Star Trek fans, including me. Batman, grumbled in a mountain of churros as he felt something grab his thigh. "…Robin?" he growled out, "Is that you?"

"…No…" groaned Robin, who was crushed by Batman's intense weight, "But while you are here…can you please get off me?"


Later in the competition, while Mr. Freeze is singing "Big Girls Don't Cry" by "Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons", Harley Quinn was strolling to her dressing room with her friend, Poison Ivy.

"You did good with that rendition of Toxic," praised Harley as she skipped.

"Thanks, Harl, but what are you going to sing?" asked Poison Ivy as they walked to the front door.

"I'll be singin' Born This Way by the Lady Gaga!" announced Harley as she opened the door, revealing her dressing area a complete mess, causing her and Ivy to gasp in shock. Harley began to tear up as Batman landed right behind the two women in true Batman fashion.

"Lady Gaga? How ironic!" growled the Batman, they both spun around to see the Dark Knight glaring at the puppy-eyed Harley Quinn, "Now, tell me the truth! All of it!"

"Okay, okay," muttered Harley with a blush, "One time I ate the Joker's pizza and I blamed it on Bob, and then he shot him. One time when I was thirteen, I saw my cousin Mickey naked and we started makin' out. One time I pushed a kid out of the way to a roller-coaster and he fell into the alligator pit. One time when I was in college I had this guy kill himself, just to see if he could. One time I…"

"No! I mean the one where you are a dude!" snapped the Batman.

Harley gave him a weird look, along with Ivy. Harley couldn't help but laugh in amusement, "Oh, Bats! And Mistah J said you don't have no sense'a humah!"

Suddenly, Batman grabbed her arms and began violently shaking her much to her fright as Poison Ivy watched with extreme shock. "Don't play me, Harley Quinn! I watched Sleepaway Camp! I know the signs! Now tell me the truth! That you are male!"

"I! Don't! Know! What! You! Talkin'! 'Bout!" yelped Harley as she was shaked like a rattle by the paranoid Batman.

Suddenly, Joker appeared from nowhere and pushed Batman away, saying, "Batman! You are doing it all wrong!" He then grabbed her arms and shook her rougher and wilder, causing her to go dizzy and moan in distress.

"Like this, see?" giggled the Joker before he was punched in the face by Ivy, with Harley standing there in a daze. Scarecrow then walked up next to the Joker for some reason as the Clown Prince of Crime got up.

Poison Ivy ranted out loud angrily, "Knock it off! Harley isn't a dude! I know!" This quickly got all three's attention, causing Ivy to roll her eyes in annoyance.

"Ivy…I think I gots an aneurysm," whimpered Harley in her daze. Ivy patted her back and helped the poor girl into the dressing room.

Ivy then turned around and yelled out, "Now listen to me as hard as you friggin' can, stay away from her Batman, or expect my fist going straight up your fat ass!" She slammed the door angrily as Batman stood in front of said door with Joker and Scarecrow.

"Psh, what a bitch," hissed the Scarecrow, then walking away as he whistled the tune to "Do You Believe In Magic". Joker then turned to Batman and sighed as he placed his hand on the vigilante's shoulder.

"So, you wanna explain why you were shaking my baby?" asked the Joker playfully.

"She's the killer and she's really a boy!" roared Batman angrily.

"Oh, Bats, I'd know if my girlfriend is a boy or not," laughed the Joker, "Don't you trust me?

"Of course not!" growled Batman with hate, "Now, I need to freshen up my voice, I'll be singing Live's Lightning Crashes this time so that I can beat Bane's rendition of Malaguena Salerosa!"

"Ha! Good luck!" scoffed the Joker, "My version of the Electric Six song, Gay Bar Will blow you suckers FAR AWAY! HAHAA! It'll be much better than Scarecrow's version of Lady Gaga's Born This Way."

"That bitch!" screamed Harley Quinn from behind of the door, causing Batman and Joker to flinch with surprise.


Later That Evening

All the contestants were lined up in a row as the judges looked from afar with Green Lantern standing next to them all.

"Hello everyone, this…" Green Lantern then paused for a whole ten minutes, then saying, "…Is Gotham Idol. Sorry, had to kill some time. And now, we will have the judges final judgement. Let us see who goes, and who stays…since we cannot use cellphone voting in this show since the Joker tried to kill us all in such a way...it wasn't pretty."

The judges began talking to themselves as the contestants stood there nervously, except Catwoman who was wondering if she left the door open or not before she left her house today. She didn't want any wasps to fly in her house after all. Who would?

The judges came to a decision as they looked at the nervous contestants and the one mind-loss contestant.

"Okay, Batman, you are in," called out Superman, causing the Dark Knight to fist pump, "One, Live is one heck of a good band, and two, you are an impressive baritone. We all wish the best."

"But if you wanna go anywhere!" shouted Haruhi as she pointed her pencil at him, "You better get some bat-damn brains and get in my dressing room and give me one hell of a good fu-"

Superman quickly clasped his hand on the omnipotent goddess schoolgirl and chuckled, "Well, anyway, let's not keep the audience waiting and all! Heheh!"

Haruhi groaned and threw Superman's hand away from her mouth. She took a deep breath and said, "Mr. Freeze, I'm sorry, but you are out. You skipped a verse."

"Darn!" grumbled Freeze, who stomped out of the stage as he tugged the wire of Nora Fries' cryogenic tube. He then sighed and said, "Yes Nora, a big fat C."

"And Mr. Sionis," said Constantine, "We regret to inform you that-"

"Fuck you!" roared Black Mask angrily, causing everyone to gasp in shock, "I don't need your goddamn criticism! I already know I am one hell of a singer and you can just SUCK IT! So, eat my dick! I'm OUT! PEACE!" Mask then stormed out while cursing wildly. The judges were shocked, Superman and Haruhi looking at John with confusion.

"I'm sorry…I was trying to do those things were it sounds bad…yet it isn't!" admitted Constantine in genuine shock.

The two sighed as Superman called out, "Well, Black Mask is out…and now, time for the Riddler…you are in." Riddler jumped up and down in victory as the crowd cheered in his victory, even Hector Hammond was crying like a preteen girl in the back.

"You preformed a satisfactory version of System of a Down's Question! to the point of sounding too alike with them, which isn't a good thing, work on that, hon," gave out Constantine in a mixture of criticism and praise, much to the annoyance to Superman and Haruhi.

"Now, Joker, you may be lewd, crude, and 100% offensive, and you may have even killed a fan trying to get your autograph," sighed Superman in criticism, "But damn do you sing, and I would be torn asunder if I don't let you in! Because if I don't let you in, then we would deny the chance of seeing you blossom like a flower! You are like a majestic eagle you are!" When did Superman turn into Bruno Toniolo?

"Well, I am honored, Big Blue!" laughed the Joker, "I hope to please you more in the future."

"I hope so too, I hope so too," cooed Haruhi as she undressed the Joker with her eyes, much to the disgust of Constantine and Superman.

"And Bane…" called out Constantine, who just sighed and said, "I don't even need to say why, you are in." The crowd loudly cheered at his accomplishment, who showed his appreciation by flexing his muscles, which caused Hector Hammond to scream like a preteen girl.

"Harley Quinn, you have the voice of an angel…when you sing," congratulated Constantine, "We'll be seein' you in the next round!"

Harley began screaming and giggling with joy, running around and jumping, hugging the Joker and Ivy with joy.

"Mmm, when she jumps around like that…oooh," Haruhi molested with her voice, staring at Harley deviously, peaking the other two judges interest in her interest in Harley.

Haruhi noticed this and cleared her throat, regaining her composure. "Penguin," she spoke out, "I'm sorry, but you are not the kind of singer we are looking for. But you definitely have a career as an amazing opera singer…"

"Please, my dear!" called the Penguin with grand elegance, "I understand…my style is hard to understand, but I am a gentleman in a uproarious world of foolishness and lethargy. I exit this theatre…and do what I do best…bring elegancy in vandalism…good day, my turtle-dove." With that, Penguin opened his umbrella and floated away like Mary Poppins.

Superman chuckled and said, "Well, that's going on The Soup!"

Constantine looked through the list and said aloud, "Scarecrow, Born This Way was definitely not your song, so I'm sorry…you don't belong here."

Scarecrow frowned as he held his head down, walking away as Harley Quinn stuck her tongue at him mockingly.

"And now, it's just Selina Kyle…and Pamela Isley left!" announced Green Lantern with a large smile as the two stood there. Poison Ivy was standing straight as Catwoman looked over to see a moth flutter around her head, much to her annoyance.

"Well, you both did a wonderful job," said Superman as he drank his sponsored drink, "Poison Ivy for her rendition of Toxic, and of course, Catwoman's version of the song, Rehab by the late great Amy Winehouse."

"It was tough to decide, that is for damn sure," admitted Haruhi as she twiddled her fingers nervously, "What I do know that one has to go and one has to stay, simply that. You were both mind-blowing, and I really wish I could take you both but…Constantine, call it."

John looked at her, then at the two, "Well, I thought you were both a bit pitchy and seemed to mistake hip movement to talent," Constantine had to duck from Poison Ivy's Bullet Seed attack after saying that, then continuing with his review, "So, if I had to pick from the god-awful performances, I would have to choose…"

He was interrupted by a loud clap, which was Catwoman just catching the moth in her hand playfully. She looked around at the eyes staring at her, she groaned loudly in annoyance at this cadre of stares. "Please, you all act like someone just died!"

All of a sudden, a scream was heard as Robin fell from above the theatre and landed hard on the floor. A thunderous thud was heard as Robin was instantly limp like a rag doll, trickles of blood running from his mouth and nose as most of his bones were completely fractured.

Everyone looked in horror, except for the cold-hearted few like Joker and John Constantine, as Batman shook with terror oat the sight of Robin falling roughly to the floor.

"Robin! Nooooo!" screamed the Dark Knight as he ran over and hugged his body and pressed it against his bosom, crying softly to him.

As this was happening, Joker stood next to Harley as she stood there in a shocked state. He quickly looked around and blurted out loudly, "Wasn't me! Honest."

"Sorry Batman, but you are dead wrong," called out Constantine, "It is not Robin, the winner of this round is Catwoman."A loud fanfare was heard as the crowd cheered and confetti rained on her, but she was still shocked and disturbed by Robin's attack. Even when Green Lantern ran over and hugged her did she not recognize her lost, staring at Batman holding Robin's body with worry and heart-ache.

"Congratulations, Catwoman!" laughed Green Lantern, "You have entered the next round! How do you feel?"

"…Batman?" she let out, getting free from Lantern's grip and running over to the grieving Batman, kneeling behind him and pressing her hands on his shoulders.

"And with semi-finals coming, we will see! Who will be! Our next Gotham Idol!" announced Green Lantern with his ever-present jackassy smile.

"Robin! Stay with me!" roared Batman in sorrow, "You can't die! Not again! No!" Despite this, everything was playing as if nothing happened, with Lantern standing there like a complete jerk.

"Lantern! Out!" finished Green Lantern with a wave as tragedy struck Gotham Idol.


Later That Day

Batman and Gordon stood outside the stadium as Robin was wheeled out with Batgirl at his side, clasping his hand with great worry as they both entered the ambulance, which sped like the Flash down the streets to the place all children fear: The Hospital.

Gordon sighed and patted Batman's back, saying with concern, "Don't worry, good buddy, he'll be just fine. The Gotham Hospital will keep him there until he gets all better, we won't make ANY attempt to see who he is and I'll send some officers to protect him. I promise, no villain will get past us. Not even Hush."

"Thanks, Gordon," sighed Batman. With that, Superman and Haruhi walked over with Superman patting Batman's back.

"You have my greatest condolences, Batman," sighed Superman sadly, "I'll get Ray Palmer to go inside his body and fix his bones quicker and all."

"Thanks, I'm sure he'll hate that," groaned Batman as he turned away, visibly hurt.

"And if you excuse me, I have the displeasure of notifying the guardians," sighed Haruhi sadly, then asking Superman, "Who is the guardian again, Superman?"

"…That would be Batman," replied Superman in an awkward state. Haruhi instantly froze up, looking at the displeased Batman. She chuckled nervously and backed away slowly, before bolting away.

Gordon gave a sigh of confusion and shook his head. "Y'know, it's funny, I always remember him bein' a damn good glider," he said aloud, causing Batman and Superman to look at him for a brief moment, not sure why that was important. Batman glanced over to see Harley sitting on a bench, enjoying a bag full of falafels, he gave a glare even though she didn't even notice his presence.

He didn't even notice Catwoman walk over to him and rest her arm around his waist. "Hey guy…you gonna be okay?" she asked with concern.

"…Yeah…" he let out in a salty fashion.

"Look, if you need me, I'm always there, 'kay pumpkin?" she consoled with a soft smile, but Batman sighed and slightly nodded. Knowing that the brooding hero was better alone in these situations, she moved away as she wiped her hands of moth-gunk. Batman trying to figure out how to prove his solution, by unmasking Harley Quinn…

…as a man!


The Banana Slug: Hoo! Johnny B. Damned! I cannot tell you how hard these Gotham Idol chapters are to write! I don't know why! I wish I could find the reason…but I cannot.

Anyway, I might do a break chapter to get my brain away from this hardness…a TF2 chapter even.

BTW You guys seen that "Meet the Pyro" video? EPIC!

And now! It's time for…BATMAN CONFIDENTIALS!


Name: Robin AKA Tim Drake

Voice Actor: Tara Strong (Timmy Turner Voice, of course)

Description: Like many Robins before him, he wears the standard outfit all Robins wear…the type that deviates attention from Batman to them. His costume consists of a red t-shirt with a black Kevlar suit underneath it covering most of his body, with a yellow utility belt, black boots, red gloves, and a short yellow/black cape. The red shirt has the emblem of the Robin on it, signifying that he is a Robin. He also wears a black mask held together with glue of some sort. His physical characteristics are slim, short, and full of energy. He has short hair with spiky bangs with a little spike coming at the back of the head, kinda like a duck. And he sports an almost constant smile that shines with innocence in a dreary world…that annoys Batman to NO end.

Likes: Video Games, Pizza, Spaghetti, Those hipster movies that the kids are all on about, Batgirl, Batman, and Pop (But pretends that he doesn't…when he really does)

Dislikes: Crime, Joker, Being mocked, Those stupid 2012 rumors that are complete bunk