Hoho, that last chapter! I love it so much! And that day... I got like 600 hits for this story! I love ya'll!

This chapter is the last chapter of Liar's Diary! Sad? Happy? Don't fret, the next diary is one its way! It's one the freeway right now!

The next diary is called Lovely Diary and will be the last diary in this fic! Wow I will actually finish this!

Warnings: Lavi can't accept fact, Lavi saying some real disturbing nicknames, The Earl is "accused" of being gay (Hmfp, he almost is anyway with the 14th - ch 198 or something.)

Enjoy!


15/2 – 189X

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

How could I be wrong?

I had evidence and all!

I was so shocked last night when Paloma got a gift from a guy called Alan. But it was supposed to be Allen!

I think it was the shock that had me drink as much as I did. Gramps had to drag me back to my room. At least that's what he tells me.

I don't remember much about last night.

That I didn't notice! When I think back it was so obvious that there was something going on between them!

I have to talk to Allen! And I think I have to hurry since he's leaving on a mission (with Kanda! Komui is kicking them out, what the hell?) in an hour!

I nearly missed him but I got to him.

I found him carrying his luggage to the underground water-channel, and (lucky me) Yuu-chan hadn't arrived yet.

"Hey Allen-chan!" I called him, he stopped and turned around.

"Oh, hi Lavi. Is everything alright?" He asked. I smiled brightly and said:

"Yeah, why wouldn't it?"

"I heard you were a bit… wasted after Kanda and I… left", I could feel my smile falter a bit, Allen saw it and said:

"Lavi…?" I shook my head and returned to a cheerful attitude again.

"I was just so surprised… but I don't understand! You are supposed to be together with that female finder! That Paloma girl!" I exclaimed.

Allen watched me incredulously as I calmed down.

"Lavi… I don't normally say this but… what. The. Hell?" I think Yuu-chan's influencing him to much.

"I have evidence! Like that night a few nights ago! You were in a room with this long and black haired woman and then when I asked you if she was hot you said she was and Paloma said that she loves you, she even called you Alan!" I said all that in one breath. And then he looked at me as if I was an idiot.

"Lavi", he began, "that "woman" in that room was Kanda, when you asked if "she" was hot I thought you meant that finder behind you in the cafeteria, and I'm pretty sure that Komui said that this Paloma girl got a gift from an Alan, so I don't think she pronounced my name wrongly", he then patted my shoulder and finished with:

I'm sorry to break it to you."

We stood there for a moment in silence.

None of us had anything to say.

But then I thought of something that I just had to ask.

"So, you and Yuu huh?" I started carefully, Allen turned his face to me and nodded while saying:

"Yeah."

"And you've been… exploring each other, for how long?" Allen blushed and muttered something.

"Sorry, I didn't catch that", I said and leaned closer to him.

"It's not important…"

"Aaw… come on! I want to know how long you've been hiding this from everyone!" I was practically begging on my knees at this point, "was it a couple of days? A week? Or did you get together yesterday?" Allen shook his head at every question.

"Is it really that important, Lavi?" He then asked and I nodded vigorously. Allen sighed and then he told me:

"Since… fourth of January I think it was."

WHAT?

They were able to hide their relationship for more than a month?

What a blow to my ego it was when Allen said that.

I never thought they would be able to hide it for that long.

"Wow… that's a surprisingly long time, Moyashi-chan", I said and shook my head.

"Please don't call me that, Lavi", he pleaded and I thought of something else.

"I have a question, Moyashi-chan", I said and Allen glared at me before saying:

"What?" Albeit it sounded a bit briskly.

"I'm just wondering… what do you call Yuu-chan nowadays? In private I mean…" Allen looked taken aback for a second there and was about to say something but I interrupted him.

"Perhaps it's… Yuu-dear?" Allen's eyes widened, "perhaps not… Yuu-pon, pon is a honorific for "pet"… No? okay…uhm… Yuu-chan, Yuu-darling, Yuu-poo… eeew no! Uhm, Yuu-sweetie, Yuu-love, sweetheart, sugarcake, sugar-Yuu…" Allen had a very frightful expression by now… "Yuu-puppy, Yuu-kitty… no wait! I know! Is it… Yuu-bear?"

"Kanda…"

"What? You can't call him that! It's not sweet at all!" Oh, if only I'd realized by then…

"Lavi! Kanda!" Allen pointed at something behind me and I turned around and was met by the sharp edge of my good, old friend Mugen.

"What. Were. You. Doing?" Yuu-chan said with a dangerously low voice.

"Uhm… I was just… wondering what you… called each other…" Mugen was pressed closer to my neck and I started thinking of good ways to greet God when I heard Allen say:

"Kanda, we don't have time to kill him, we have to go", Yuu lowered Mugen and then he whispered to me:

"You're lucky today…" Man! He sounded so scary then!

Allen then took his hand and dragged him away from me.

It seems Yuu-chan's finally got a leash.

Everyone knows that he needed it.

And I think things will be a bit calmer now that Allen can stop him so easily.

But I wonder why Komui sent them on a mission so soon? And it's at least a week-long mission to boot.

Ah, I think I know.

Allen and Yuu-chan are the talk of the Order and everyone wants to know everything about them now.

I've never realized that the Black Order had so many yaoi-fans.

Hehe yaoi… that's a fun word, so easy to say, it really flows through your mouth.

Lenalee I knew already (that she was a yaoi-fan), and Jerry I suspected but Johnny? And, oh my GOD – Miranda too!

The world's gone nuts!

Soon the Millennium EARL will come and say he's a yaoi-fan… or that he is gay!

OH GOD! Have to stop thinking about that!

But I do wonder what that Noah Road have to say about this? With her Allen-obsession and all.

Haha, it was fun to write in this. And I would love to do another detective bureau".

But this time investigate when and where those two do it!

… or maybe not. I don't think I wanna know.

Mission completed – Lavi, Bookman apprentice.

OMAKE!

"Millenie! I want to play with Exorcists!" Road said and pouted so adorably that Cyril got a massive case of nosebleed.

"Anyone special, Road dear?" The Earl answered and Road smiled.

"Allen of course!"

"That exorcist boy?" Cyril's daddy-antenna came up, "Road, you mustn't…"

"Oh, hi Tyki", Road ignored her father and greeted her uncle that had just come in through the door.

"Earl, Cyril, Road, good afternoon", Tyki greeted and took of his top hat, "what were you discussing?" Road skipped to Tyki and hugged him.

"That I want to play with my Allen…" she said. Tyki nodded and looked away.

"Tyki-pet, how did it go?" The Earl asked, Tyki got loose from Road's grip and got a guilty expression.

"I'm sorry but those two are impossible to fight when they're together…" Tyki said.

"'Those two'? Who are you talking about, Tyki?" Cyril asked and Road nodded, she wanted to know also.

"Aah… I see..." The Earl said, "that's unfortunate."

"Who?" Road demanded and Tyki looked at her.

"Cheating boy A, Allen, and that guy who killed Skinn", he answered. Road furrowed her eyebrows.

"You went and played with them without me?" She nearly shrieked.

"Road~!" Cyril called but she ignored him.

"Tyyyyyyykiiiiii!"

"Road… I have something to tell you…" Tyki said and Road calmed down.

"What?" She asked.

"Allen is together with that guy…"

"Together?"

"Together as in together."

"Together?"

"Yeah, kissing and hugging…"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


Poor poor Road, you're too cute and really really freaky.

I spell Road's adoptive father's name as "Cyril" because that a guy's name and it's pronounced "Sheryl" so I guessed that it was his name (and it looks manlier)

I just had to do this omake, I got this from a review actually but sorry I don't remember who said that but... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Sigh, last chapter of Liar's Diary. Hehe can anyone guess who will be writing Lovely Diary?

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