Hey Guys!

I've got a poll on my profile that I want you guys to take for future references!

Anyways let's head into the studio and actually finish this EPIC Interview!


Previously On Royal Strike!:

Selena: Team Jacob all the way!-Oof!

Me: Gomez watch out!

* I push her out of the way right when one of the lightings comes crashing down*

I got her out of the way on time...

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Later:

Me: Did Brady win the hunt already?

Selena: What are you talking about? He already did...Wait, what's the date of today?

Me: Um it's June 27, 2011, why?

Selena: No, it's actually-

Me: Wait...

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Royal Strike!: Yummy's & Gomez's EPIC Interview Part Three!

Selena: You don't know who I am?!

Me: Well...you do look awfully a lot like Selena Gomez from Wizards of Waverly Place...

Selena: I am Selena Gomez!

Me: Pshh no you're not! You would've been filming Season Four right now...

Selena: So you only remember things from 2011?

Me: Well duh, that's the current year...

Selena: Do you know what the website Fanfiction is?

Me: Um never heard of it?

Selena: Ohh this isn't good...What do I do? I got it! Hey Doc!

* Doc comes running to the stage with a first-aid*

Doc: What's the problem?

Selena: Yummy got striked by a lighting and only remembers up to the year 2011...How do you cure it?

Doc: It sounds like she has third degree amnesia...it's curable

Selena: What's the cure?

Doc: Just read those cards my assistance is holding up, it's a spell to undo the amnesia...

Selena ( as she reads the cards): Yabba dabba doo

* Next card*

Selena: Hey Gomez, you've just been...

* Next card*

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Selena: Pranked by Yummy42 on Royal Strike!

* Selena gives me a are-you-kidding-me look while I busted out laughing*

Me: Oh hey you're Selena Gomez from Royal Strike! I remember you now!

Selena: That prank was just...

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Selena: AWESOME! How did you managed to do it? I mean the lighting fell on you, wouldn't you really have amnesia?

Me: The lighting was one of those stage props that easily breaks with no harm done...

Selena: * High-fives me* Nice! You actually had a lot of people, including me, thinking you actually forgot about everything!

Me: How can I ever forget about the Strikers?!

* Audience cheers*

Selena: Let's continue this EPIC interview shall we? What do you guys think?

* Audience cheers*

Selena: Alright next question from Nicolive, Do you like Percy Jackson?

Me: I've actually only read the first book and the movie because, my reading teacher made us last year...it was actually pretty good...I'm just too lazy to read the other books...

Selena: Goody two shoes or Rebel? Definitely a rebel, right Yumbo?

Me: Well...at school I'm a goody two shoes, otherwise I can be a rebel at times...depending on the mood and place...just like the time I went to Club Penguin without my parents permission!

Selena: Ooh hardcore right there!

Me: Haha yup, real thuggie right there! Haha but, seriously I can be a rebel at times...

Selena: And that was the last question from Nicolive, now here's a dare...Dare you to give Gomez a 'beautiful' makeover?!

Me: Haha don't worry, I'm pretty good at being an artist!

Selena: Phew!

Me:...Sometimes, now bring out the clown make-up!

Selena: The what make-up?!

Me: The flower make-up?

* A guy comes out and hands me the clown make-up and I start " painting"*


A Couple of Minutes Later:

Me: And...Done!

* I hand Selena a hand mirror and she screams*

Selena: I look like a rainbow threw up on me!

Me: Huh, I was going for clown but...that works too

Selena: This isn't permanent, right?!

Me: Let me see the box?

* I look at the box*

Me: It's doesn't say permanent!

Selena: * Sighs in relief*

Me: But it does say Stays on Forever!

Selena: WHAT?!

Me: Haha kidding, it's washable! Ah-ha, I know what to do!

* I grabbed the bucket and run offstage*

Selena: Is she going to-

* I run back onstage and throw the water at Gomez from the bucket, soaking her*

Selena: Great I got slimed, lemonaded, and soaked all in one show!

Me: At least the make-up came off?

Selena: Well then next and last questions is from Den Blue-

Me: WAIT!

Selena: What?

Me: We forgot one question from Whoopi123!

Selena: And who is it for?

Me: You...

Selena: How can you miss a question?! Especially for me?!

Me: Anyways it's, Who's your favorite actress and actor?

Selena: Favorite actress has to be Rachel McAdams and favorite actor is Johnny Depp!

Me: Who's Rachel McAdams?

Selena: She was in the Sherlock Holmes movies and The Vow...

Me: Huh, never noticed...

Selena: Anyways first question from Den Blue is, Who's your favorite islander on Kinkow?

Me: I'm going to go with Mikayla, as much as she is intimidating she's really funny...

Me: Who's your role model?

Selena: Rachel McAdams...

Selena: What do you think of Boomer's singing?

Me: No offense Boomer, but a person who lost their voice is better than him...

Selena: Nice! * High-fives me*

Me: Which one of your songs you like the most?

Selena: Gotta go with Who Says...

Selena: And Mikayla's dancing?

Me: Ummm as Brady quotes," Are you twitching?"...I'm going to go with...she's dancing?

Me: Are you a party thrower?

Selena: Of course I am! Perhaps even better than King Party Pants over there!

Selena: Are you a directioner?

Me: I'm going to say...No because, I really don't care about them, not hating on them or anything, but I don't really care about them...All I'm going to say is, I'm not a fan of British accents...

Selena: Pip Pip, would you like some Fish and Chips?

Me: Why yes madam, would you like some churros with that?

Me: Anyways, What's your favourite movie?

Selena: Going to go with, The Wizard of Oz and Alice in Wonderland, they're classics

Me: You do know that the writer of Alice in Wonderland was high when he wrote it, right?

Selena: And how did you know that?

Me: School, duh...

Selena: Anyways, Your favourite food?

Me: Going to go with pasta

Me: Do you have any siblings?

Selena: Actually, I don't...I'm an only child

Selena: Less favorite food?

Me: The greasy food...

Me: Favorite animal?

Selena: Definitely Tiger!

Me: It's cause of Tigger isn't it...

Selena: I've never thought of that!

Selena: Anyways, Favorite subject at school?

Me: Pshh, my favorite subject is leaving school...never liked school except for being with my friends...

Me: What's your biggest fear?

Selena: My biggest fear is wearing high heels...because, I'm a clutz and would fall...which is why I wear converse a lot...

Me: Really? Mine is snakes...I totally agree on you with the high heels! I'm scared of using them going down the stairs, knowing my history with stairs...

Selena: Less favorite subject at school?

Me: Definitely History! I mean all we do is read out of the book and talk about it...everyday! I don't even pay attention and I'm making a perfect 100 in that class...

Me: Do you like Yummy's stories?

Selena: Of course I do! Haven't you read her oneshot on Leonard and I? I loved the ending when I beat him up!

Selena: What kind of music do you listen to?

Me: I listen to pop or whatever is on the radio

Me: "On Kinkow, before you can date a girl, you must be hunted by the girl's father." What do you think of this rule?

Selena: I think it's a little bit too much...I mean what if they really like each other and the boy loses? Good thing Taylor and I got together before I came here...

Selena: Your favorite song at the moment?

Me: Definitely Best Love Song by T-Pain ft Chris Brown, Burns by Jason Chen, and What Makes You Beautiful Cover by Jason Chen and Cathy Nguyen...

Me: Your favorite Brakayla moment?

Selena: The Evil King incident of course! Every brakayla shipper was celebrating!

Selena: The worst movie you've ever seen?

Me: Oh my god, the worst movie was " Rubber", it was about a tire just rolling around, I really want to know who spent like two hours watching a tire just roll around...the other worst movie to me was, " The Last Airbender", I'm sorry but, if you've watched the TV series and saw the movie, you would think it was terrible...

Me: Alright your dare Gomez is, I dare you to piggyback Yummy! Haha this is going to be fun!

Selena: Alright, jump on my back on the count of three...

Me: One...

Selena: Two...

Selena and I: Three!

* I hop onto Selena's back and she starts walking*

Selena: Hey, this isn't so bad!


A Couple of Minutes Later:

Selena: Ahhh, Ahhh

Me: Don't sneeze! We're right near the edge of the st-

Selena: Chooo!

* Selena sneezes and starts to wobble a bit*

Me: Get your balance back!

Selena: I don't know if I caaaaaaaan!

Me: Not again!

* We fall off the stage*

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Me: * Groans* De Ja Vu much?

Selena: And we landed on something soft again?

Selena and I: * Stands up* Oh sorry Bob!

Me: Stairs again?

Selena: You bet!


A Moment Later:

Me: I swear Bob is going to get a restraining order for us soon...

Selena: Now it's your turn for a dare! I dare you to dance like Mikayla!

Me: Is that even possible?

Selena: True...how can one dance like Mikayla?

Me: I guess we'll just use Mikayla's " Help" on this...

Selena: Alright that's all of the questions we've got!

Me: Now it's time to fulfill the dares that involve our favorite islanders!

Selena: Who do you want to do first?

Me: How about we do the order by the reviews...First dare involves...Mason Makoola?! Awww Crap!

Selena: Bring Mansquatch-I mean Mason!

* Two people bring out Mason who's still wearing a green blindfold onto stage and leave*

Me: You can take his blindfold off...

Selena: No you

Me: You

Selena: You

Me: You!

Selena: You!

Me: You!

Selena: You!

Me: You!

Selena: Fine...but if I suffer from any kind of injury, it's on you! But first...you have to wear something...

Me: What exactly am I wearing?

Selena: Just wear this hat and shirt I got...it'll not make Mason wanna attack you

* Selena gets the hat and shirt and puts it on me*

Me: Um thanks!

* Selena cautiously runs over to Mason, takes off his blindfold, quickly runs back, and hides behind me*

Mason: What the?! What am I doing here?

Me: What exactly is the dare?

Selena: From Mikayla Makoola, I dare you to tell Mason you strongly support Brakayla...

Me: Well isn't this fun...

* Selena comes out from behind me*

Selena: Well Mason, you're here to do some dares we were asked to do...

Mason: Oh hey Selena! No hard feelings, right?

Selena: Try telling that to the vase that's made of HEAVY GLASS!

Mason: I'm sorry for doing that! Now, why exactly am I here?

Selena: Tell'em Yumbo...

Me: W-well I-I stronglysupportbrakayla...

Mason: What?

Me: I strongly support Brakayla!

Mason: Potassium

Selena and I: What?

Mason: On the periodic table, the symbol for potassium is K...

Me: So you're not angry? You're not going to go all ANGRY Squatch on me what so ever?

Mason: Nope...

Me: You're not going angry especially since I'm wearing a shirt that says " I Heart Brakayla" and a hat that says " Brakayla 4 Life!"? Wait, what the-Gomez!

Selena: I'm as surprised as you...

Me: Well...this was " interesting"...It was nice seeing you again Mason...

Selena: Yeah what she said...

* Mason just shrugs and leaves the stage*

Selena: Well that was interesting...

Me: I'm surprised I didn't end up in the hospital...I should probably take the brakayla gear off...

* I take off the shirt and hat and hand it back to Selena*

Selena: So, who's next?

Me: Next is...Leonard!

Selena: Oooh this is going to be fun! Bring out Leonard-I mean Lanny and that ugly-frog looking thing!

Me: According to these dares...this may be not fun...

Selena: What are you ta-

* A guy brings out Lanny who's blindfolded with a red blindfold and leaves*

Me: Care to do the honor Gomez?

Selena: I would love to

* Selena goes up to Lanny and yanks the blindfold off of him*

Lanny: My eyes!

Selena: Ugh I know, the sight of you isn't so pleasant...

Lanny: You again?!

Selena: What's the first dare Yumbo?

Me: Come here!

* Selena comes to where I am, and I tell her the dare, she frowns and goes back to Lanny*

Selena: Hey Lanny do you know why I'm so mean to you?

Lanny: I don't know?

Selena: It's cause I actually...

* Selena looks at me with a " Do I have to?" face and I nodded, and she turns back around*

Selena: I may have a small crush on you...

* Selena kisses his cheek*

* Lanny starts fist pumping the air and started dancing*

Lanny: Yes! I knew it! I knew I was better than that hairy dog!

Selena: Do you know the sad part though?

Lanny: What could be so sad?

Selena: That...

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Selena: That this has been a dare! I never had a crush on you and never will! There's your dares Mikayla Makoola and Nicolive!

* Selena runs back to me and gives me a high-five*

Selena: Your turn Yumbo!

Me: And, what's my dare?

Selena: From Nicolive, Dare you to kiss Lanny (No cheek) Can't do cheek!

Me: Alright, hmmm...I know! Anyone in the audience happen to have a HEAVY book?

* A bunch of books come flying at us making us hide behind the desk*

* We stand back up to see a Harry Potter book on the desk*

Me: Huh, that'll do!

* I kissed the book and held it in my hands*

Selena: What are you going to do with that book?

Me: Watch and learn, Gomez...

* I throw the book at Lanny, hitting his head, making him fall backwards*

Me: * My arms flung up* GOAL! Consider that me kissing Leonard, Nicolive!

Selena: That was...BRILLANT! Why didn't I think of that?!

Me: Well according to Nicolive, you still have to, Dare you to kiss Yamakoshi, Lanny's pet frog fish thing...

Selena: Will do!

Me: Who knows, maybe it'll turn into a prince!

Selena: Let's see!

* Selena grabs a book, kisses it, and throws it at Yamakoshi's bowl, hitting him and breaking his bowl*

Selena: Bulls eye! Consider that your kiss you ugly frog fish thing!

Me: We need a clean-up in aisle Troll I repeat, we need a clean-up in aisle Troll!

* Selena and I high-five*

* Two people come out, one picked up Yamakoshi and his bowl, and another dragged an unconscious Lanny offstage*

Me: That was so fun!

Selena: Oh yeah! Now, who's next?

Me: Let's see...next is...Brady and Mikayla!

Selena: Well this is going to be interesting...

Me: Bring out Brady and Mikayla!

* Two people come out with Brady and Mikayla blindfolded and left*

Me: You do Brady and I do Mikayla?

* Selena nods and we go over to them and take off their blindfolds*

Brady: Oh hey! We're back on Royal Strike!

Mikayla: Hey Selena! Hey Yummy!

Selena and I: Hey Brady! It's great to see you again!

* We go over to Brady and give him a kiss on his cheeks*

* We look back at Mikayla who was frowning?*

Selena: And that completes all of my dares for Nicolive!

Me: Yeah, technically we already left Brady and Mikayla in a room for an hour already, when they were in the Soundproof room...And, I've completed all of my dares for Nicolive too!

Mikayla: So, that was just for a dare?

Selena: Why? Were you jealous?

Mikayla: What? Mikayla Makoola doesn't get jealous!

Me: Keep telling yourself that Makoola...

Brady: So, why exactly are we here?

Selena: Well you can go home already...we already did the dares that involved you...we just need Mikayla...

Brady: Oh, I'll wait for Mikayla...

Me: So that you can walk her home and she gives you a goodnight kiss?

Brady: * Blushing?* What? No, Mason expects me to come with her and to come back with her...

Selena: Sure Parker...Whatever you say...

Me: We're just going to burrow your " Girlfriend" for a second, okay?

Selena: That isn't going to bother you, is it?

Brady: Course not...

Me: Alright, come on Mikayla...

Selena: The last dare for the ENTIRE interview is from Den Blue to Yummy here, I dare you to dance like Mikayla!

Mikayla: And, where's the problem in that?

Me: * Looks at Selena and she looks at me* Well, your dance moves is very " special" and I don't know how to do it, so might as well learn it from the " Master"...

Mikayla: Of course I can show you how to do the " Mikayla Groove"!

Me: The what now?

Mikayla: Don't worry, it's a complex dance move, that took me months to master, but I think you can do "Okay" at first...

Me: I'm going to do " Okay"?

Selena: Turn on " Shut Up N' Dance" By Victoria Justice! (A/N: Haha I used this song just for Den Blue!)

* Music turns on*

* I try to copy Mikayla's " dance" moves and ended up actually dancing good?*

Mikayla: Cut the music!

* Music turns off*

Me: Is there something I did wrong?

Selena: More like if you did something right-

* Mikayla covers Selena's mouth*

Mikayla: You need to feel the groove, Yummy! You need to add the " flavor" to your shimmies! Move your arms like a wave, be the ocean...Now back to the top!

* Selena takes Mikayla's hand off her mouth*

Selena: I think that's enough of " flavor" and arm waving for one day, Mikayla...it was nice of you to teach Yummy your moves!

Mikayla: No problemo! Yummy call me if you want to work on your dancing again!

* Mikayla hands me a card that says:

Mikayla Makoola

Dance Instructor

" Where your moves makes the Groove!"

Call: ***********

Me: Gee, I'll definitely consider it!

Mikayla and Brady: Bye everyone! It was nice being here again!

* They leave off the stage*

* As soon as they were out of sight, Selena yanks the card out of my hands and rips it into shreds*

Me: What was that for?

Selena: Were you really going to call her?

Me: Nope...

Selena: And, that concludes Yumbo's and I's EPIC Interview!

Me: So, who's our next interviewee?

Selena: Let's check the screen!

* Selena picks up the remote and turns on the screen to say...*

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Selena and I: Mikayla Makoola!

Selena: Wait, we're interviewing Mikayla, AGAIN?!

Me: Do we really have to go through this conversation again? This is a different person! A POK Writer...

Selena: That makes A LOT more sense!

Me: And apparently she's a big Striker?

Selena: Ooooh, that's AWESOME!

Me: And...she's the one who stole your socks...

Selena: What the?! Again, how was that even possible?! You didn't steal my converse but, you stole my socks? Ehh I'm going to be nice and let you keep it as a Royal Strike gift?

Me: You threw away all of the clothes that matches those socks, didn't you...

Selena: Possibly...

Me: Anyways, send in questions/dares for the NOT ALREADY INTERVIEWED Mikayla Makoola to do!

Selena: Way to be specific...

Me: That was only for you...

Selena and I: This has been Royal Strike! Where the Royal Heart is, strikes the truth! Peace!


And, that finally concludes Yummy's & Gomez's EPIC Interview! Stay tuned for the next show with POK Writer, Mikayla Makoola!

~Hey Strikers!

* Hope you guys enjoyed the finale of mine and Gomez's interview!

* Make sure to send in TONS of questions/dares for our friend, Mikayla Makoola!

* Go to my profile and vote on the poll for future references!

* And, we're so close to the 200 reviews mark! Let's make that happen along with my 10th favorite and follower!

Peace!~Yummy42