Hey Guys!
I've got a poll on my profile that I want you guys to take for future references!
Anyways let's head into the studio and actually finish this EPIC Interview!
Previously On Royal Strike!:
Selena: Team Jacob all the way!-Oof!
Me: Gomez watch out!
* I push her out of the way right when one of the lightings comes crashing down*
I got her out of the way on time...
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But, not me...
Later:
Me: Did Brady win the hunt already?
Selena: What are you talking about? He already did...Wait, what's the date of today?
Me: Um it's June 27, 2011, why?
Selena: No, it's actually-
Me: Wait...
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Who are you?
Royal Strike!: Yummy's & Gomez's EPIC Interview Part Three!
Selena: You don't know who I am?!
Me: Well...you do look awfully a lot like Selena Gomez from Wizards of Waverly Place...
Selena: I am Selena Gomez!
Me: Pshh no you're not! You would've been filming Season Four right now...
Selena: So you only remember things from 2011?
Me: Well duh, that's the current year...
Selena: Do you know what the website Fanfiction is?
Me: Um never heard of it?
Selena: Ohh this isn't good...What do I do? I got it! Hey Doc!
* Doc comes running to the stage with a first-aid*
Doc: What's the problem?
Selena: Yummy got striked by a lighting and only remembers up to the year 2011...How do you cure it?
Doc: It sounds like she has third degree amnesia...it's curable
Selena: What's the cure?
Doc: Just read those cards my assistance is holding up, it's a spell to undo the amnesia...
Selena ( as she reads the cards): Yabba dabba doo
* Next card*
Selena: Hey Gomez, you've just been...
* Next card*
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Selena: Pranked by Yummy42 on Royal Strike!
* Selena gives me a are-you-kidding-me look while I busted out laughing*
Me: Oh hey you're Selena Gomez from Royal Strike! I remember you now!
Selena: That prank was just...
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Selena: AWESOME! How did you managed to do it? I mean the lighting fell on you, wouldn't you really have amnesia?
Me: The lighting was one of those stage props that easily breaks with no harm done...
Selena: * High-fives me* Nice! You actually had a lot of people, including me, thinking you actually forgot about everything!
Me: How can I ever forget about the Strikers?!
* Audience cheers*
Selena: Let's continue this EPIC interview shall we? What do you guys think?
* Audience cheers*
Selena: Alright next question from Nicolive, Do you like Percy Jackson?
Me: I've actually only read the first book and the movie because, my reading teacher made us last year...it was actually pretty good...I'm just too lazy to read the other books...
Selena: Goody two shoes or Rebel? Definitely a rebel, right Yumbo?
Me: Well...at school I'm a goody two shoes, otherwise I can be a rebel at times...depending on the mood and place...just like the time I went to Club Penguin without my parents permission!
Selena: Ooh hardcore right there!
Me: Haha yup, real thuggie right there! Haha but, seriously I can be a rebel at times...
Selena: And that was the last question from Nicolive, now here's a dare...Dare you to give Gomez a 'beautiful' makeover?!
Me: Haha don't worry, I'm pretty good at being an artist!
Selena: Phew!
Me:...Sometimes, now bring out the clown make-up!
Selena: The what make-up?!
Me: The flower make-up?
* A guy comes out and hands me the clown make-up and I start " painting"*
A Couple of Minutes Later:
Me: And...Done!
* I hand Selena a hand mirror and she screams*
Selena: I look like a rainbow threw up on me!
Me: Huh, I was going for clown but...that works too
Selena: This isn't permanent, right?!
Me: Let me see the box?
* I look at the box*
Me: It's doesn't say permanent!
Selena: * Sighs in relief*
Me: But it does say Stays on Forever!
Selena: WHAT?!
Me: Haha kidding, it's washable! Ah-ha, I know what to do!
* I grabbed the bucket and run offstage*
Selena: Is she going to-
* I run back onstage and throw the water at Gomez from the bucket, soaking her*
Selena: Great I got slimed, lemonaded, and soaked all in one show!
Me: At least the make-up came off?
Selena: Well then next and last questions is from Den Blue-
Me: WAIT!
Selena: What?
Me: We forgot one question from Whoopi123!
Selena: And who is it for?
Me: You...
Selena: How can you miss a question?! Especially for me?!
Me: Anyways it's, Who's your favorite actress and actor?
Selena: Favorite actress has to be Rachel McAdams and favorite actor is Johnny Depp!
Me: Who's Rachel McAdams?
Selena: She was in the Sherlock Holmes movies and The Vow...
Me: Huh, never noticed...
Selena: Anyways first question from Den Blue is, Who's your favorite islander on Kinkow?
Me: I'm going to go with Mikayla, as much as she is intimidating she's really funny...
Me: Who's your role model?
Selena: Rachel McAdams...
Selena: What do you think of Boomer's singing?
Me: No offense Boomer, but a person who lost their voice is better than him...
Selena: Nice! * High-fives me*
Me: Which one of your songs you like the most?
Selena: Gotta go with Who Says...
Selena: And Mikayla's dancing?
Me: Ummm as Brady quotes," Are you twitching?"...I'm going to go with...she's dancing?
Me: Are you a party thrower?
Selena: Of course I am! Perhaps even better than King Party Pants over there!
Selena: Are you a directioner?
Me: I'm going to say...No because, I really don't care about them, not hating on them or anything, but I don't really care about them...All I'm going to say is, I'm not a fan of British accents...
Selena: Pip Pip, would you like some Fish and Chips?
Me: Why yes madam, would you like some churros with that?
Me: Anyways, What's your favourite movie?
Selena: Going to go with, The Wizard of Oz and Alice in Wonderland, they're classics
Me: You do know that the writer of Alice in Wonderland was high when he wrote it, right?
Selena: And how did you know that?
Me: School, duh...
Selena: Anyways, Your favourite food?
Me: Going to go with pasta
Me: Do you have any siblings?
Selena: Actually, I don't...I'm an only child
Selena: Less favorite food?
Me: The greasy food...
Me: Favorite animal?
Selena: Definitely Tiger!
Me: It's cause of Tigger isn't it...
Selena: I've never thought of that!
Selena: Anyways, Favorite subject at school?
Me: Pshh, my favorite subject is leaving school...never liked school except for being with my friends...
Me: What's your biggest fear?
Selena: My biggest fear is wearing high heels...because, I'm a clutz and would fall...which is why I wear converse a lot...
Me: Really? Mine is snakes...I totally agree on you with the high heels! I'm scared of using them going down the stairs, knowing my history with stairs...
Selena: Less favorite subject at school?
Me: Definitely History! I mean all we do is read out of the book and talk about it...everyday! I don't even pay attention and I'm making a perfect 100 in that class...
Me: Do you like Yummy's stories?
Selena: Of course I do! Haven't you read her oneshot on Leonard and I? I loved the ending when I beat him up!
Selena: What kind of music do you listen to?
Me: I listen to pop or whatever is on the radio
Me: "On Kinkow, before you can date a girl, you must be hunted by the girl's father." What do you think of this rule?
Selena: I think it's a little bit too much...I mean what if they really like each other and the boy loses? Good thing Taylor and I got together before I came here...
Selena: Your favorite song at the moment?
Me: Definitely Best Love Song by T-Pain ft Chris Brown, Burns by Jason Chen, and What Makes You Beautiful Cover by Jason Chen and Cathy Nguyen...
Me: Your favorite Brakayla moment?
Selena: The Evil King incident of course! Every brakayla shipper was celebrating!
Selena: The worst movie you've ever seen?
Me: Oh my god, the worst movie was " Rubber", it was about a tire just rolling around, I really want to know who spent like two hours watching a tire just roll around...the other worst movie to me was, " The Last Airbender", I'm sorry but, if you've watched the TV series and saw the movie, you would think it was terrible...
Me: Alright your dare Gomez is, I dare you to piggyback Yummy! Haha this is going to be fun!
Selena: Alright, jump on my back on the count of three...
Me: One...
Selena: Two...
Selena and I: Three!
* I hop onto Selena's back and she starts walking*
Selena: Hey, this isn't so bad!
A Couple of Minutes Later:
Selena: Ahhh, Ahhh
Me: Don't sneeze! We're right near the edge of the st-
Selena: Chooo!
* Selena sneezes and starts to wobble a bit*
Me: Get your balance back!
Selena: I don't know if I caaaaaaaan!
Me: Not again!
* We fall off the stage*
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Me: * Groans* De Ja Vu much?
Selena: And we landed on something soft again?
Selena and I: * Stands up* Oh sorry Bob!
Me: Stairs again?
Selena: You bet!
A Moment Later:
Me: I swear Bob is going to get a restraining order for us soon...
Selena: Now it's your turn for a dare! I dare you to dance like Mikayla!
Me: Is that even possible?
Selena: True...how can one dance like Mikayla?
Me: I guess we'll just use Mikayla's " Help" on this...
Selena: Alright that's all of the questions we've got!
Me: Now it's time to fulfill the dares that involve our favorite islanders!
Selena: Who do you want to do first?
Me: How about we do the order by the reviews...First dare involves...Mason Makoola?! Awww Crap!
Selena: Bring Mansquatch-I mean Mason!
* Two people bring out Mason who's still wearing a green blindfold onto stage and leave*
Me: You can take his blindfold off...
Selena: No you
Me: You
Selena: You
Me: You!
Selena: You!
Me: You!
Selena: You!
Me: You!
Selena: Fine...but if I suffer from any kind of injury, it's on you! But first...you have to wear something...
Me: What exactly am I wearing?
Selena: Just wear this hat and shirt I got...it'll not make Mason wanna attack you
* Selena gets the hat and shirt and puts it on me*
Me: Um thanks!
* Selena cautiously runs over to Mason, takes off his blindfold, quickly runs back, and hides behind me*
Mason: What the?! What am I doing here?
Me: What exactly is the dare?
Selena: From Mikayla Makoola, I dare you to tell Mason you strongly support Brakayla...
Me: Well isn't this fun...
* Selena comes out from behind me*
Selena: Well Mason, you're here to do some dares we were asked to do...
Mason: Oh hey Selena! No hard feelings, right?
Selena: Try telling that to the vase that's made of HEAVY GLASS!
Mason: I'm sorry for doing that! Now, why exactly am I here?
Selena: Tell'em Yumbo...
Me: W-well I-I stronglysupportbrakayla...
Mason: What?
Me: I strongly support Brakayla!
Mason: Potassium
Selena and I: What?
Mason: On the periodic table, the symbol for potassium is K...
Me: So you're not angry? You're not going to go all ANGRY Squatch on me what so ever?
Mason: Nope...
Me: You're not going angry especially since I'm wearing a shirt that says " I Heart Brakayla" and a hat that says " Brakayla 4 Life!"? Wait, what the-Gomez!
Selena: I'm as surprised as you...
Me: Well...this was " interesting"...It was nice seeing you again Mason...
Selena: Yeah what she said...
* Mason just shrugs and leaves the stage*
Selena: Well that was interesting...
Me: I'm surprised I didn't end up in the hospital...I should probably take the brakayla gear off...
* I take off the shirt and hat and hand it back to Selena*
Selena: So, who's next?
Me: Next is...Leonard!
Selena: Oooh this is going to be fun! Bring out Leonard-I mean Lanny and that ugly-frog looking thing!
Me: According to these dares...this may be not fun...
Selena: What are you ta-
* A guy brings out Lanny who's blindfolded with a red blindfold and leaves*
Me: Care to do the honor Gomez?
Selena: I would love to
* Selena goes up to Lanny and yanks the blindfold off of him*
Lanny: My eyes!
Selena: Ugh I know, the sight of you isn't so pleasant...
Lanny: You again?!
Selena: What's the first dare Yumbo?
Me: Come here!
* Selena comes to where I am, and I tell her the dare, she frowns and goes back to Lanny*
Selena: Hey Lanny do you know why I'm so mean to you?
Lanny: I don't know?
Selena: It's cause I actually...
* Selena looks at me with a " Do I have to?" face and I nodded, and she turns back around*
Selena: I may have a small crush on you...
* Selena kisses his cheek*
* Lanny starts fist pumping the air and started dancing*
Lanny: Yes! I knew it! I knew I was better than that hairy dog!
Selena: Do you know the sad part though?
Lanny: What could be so sad?
Selena: That...
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Selena: That this has been a dare! I never had a crush on you and never will! There's your dares Mikayla Makoola and Nicolive!
* Selena runs back to me and gives me a high-five*
Selena: Your turn Yumbo!
Me: And, what's my dare?
Selena: From Nicolive, Dare you to kiss Lanny (No cheek) Can't do cheek!
Me: Alright, hmmm...I know! Anyone in the audience happen to have a HEAVY book?
* A bunch of books come flying at us making us hide behind the desk*
* We stand back up to see a Harry Potter book on the desk*
Me: Huh, that'll do!
* I kissed the book and held it in my hands*
Selena: What are you going to do with that book?
Me: Watch and learn, Gomez...
* I throw the book at Lanny, hitting his head, making him fall backwards*
Me: * My arms flung up* GOAL! Consider that me kissing Leonard, Nicolive!
Selena: That was...BRILLANT! Why didn't I think of that?!
Me: Well according to Nicolive, you still have to, Dare you to kiss Yamakoshi, Lanny's pet frog fish thing...
Selena: Will do!
Me: Who knows, maybe it'll turn into a prince!
Selena: Let's see!
* Selena grabs a book, kisses it, and throws it at Yamakoshi's bowl, hitting him and breaking his bowl*
Selena: Bulls eye! Consider that your kiss you ugly frog fish thing!
Me: We need a clean-up in aisle Troll I repeat, we need a clean-up in aisle Troll!
* Selena and I high-five*
* Two people come out, one picked up Yamakoshi and his bowl, and another dragged an unconscious Lanny offstage*
Me: That was so fun!
Selena: Oh yeah! Now, who's next?
Me: Let's see...next is...Brady and Mikayla!
Selena: Well this is going to be interesting...
Me: Bring out Brady and Mikayla!
* Two people come out with Brady and Mikayla blindfolded and left*
Me: You do Brady and I do Mikayla?
* Selena nods and we go over to them and take off their blindfolds*
Brady: Oh hey! We're back on Royal Strike!
Mikayla: Hey Selena! Hey Yummy!
Selena and I: Hey Brady! It's great to see you again!
* We go over to Brady and give him a kiss on his cheeks*
* We look back at Mikayla who was frowning?*
Selena: And that completes all of my dares for Nicolive!
Me: Yeah, technically we already left Brady and Mikayla in a room for an hour already, when they were in the Soundproof room...And, I've completed all of my dares for Nicolive too!
Mikayla: So, that was just for a dare?
Selena: Why? Were you jealous?
Mikayla: What? Mikayla Makoola doesn't get jealous!
Me: Keep telling yourself that Makoola...
Brady: So, why exactly are we here?
Selena: Well you can go home already...we already did the dares that involved you...we just need Mikayla...
Brady: Oh, I'll wait for Mikayla...
Me: So that you can walk her home and she gives you a goodnight kiss?
Brady: * Blushing?* What? No, Mason expects me to come with her and to come back with her...
Selena: Sure Parker...Whatever you say...
Me: We're just going to burrow your " Girlfriend" for a second, okay?
Selena: That isn't going to bother you, is it?
Brady: Course not...
Me: Alright, come on Mikayla...
Selena: The last dare for the ENTIRE interview is from Den Blue to Yummy here, I dare you to dance like Mikayla!
Mikayla: And, where's the problem in that?
Me: * Looks at Selena and she looks at me* Well, your dance moves is very " special" and I don't know how to do it, so might as well learn it from the " Master"...
Mikayla: Of course I can show you how to do the " Mikayla Groove"!
Me: The what now?
Mikayla: Don't worry, it's a complex dance move, that took me months to master, but I think you can do "Okay" at first...
Me: I'm going to do " Okay"?
Selena: Turn on " Shut Up N' Dance" By Victoria Justice! (A/N: Haha I used this song just for Den Blue!)
* Music turns on*
* I try to copy Mikayla's " dance" moves and ended up actually dancing good?*
Mikayla: Cut the music!
* Music turns off*
Me: Is there something I did wrong?
Selena: More like if you did something right-
* Mikayla covers Selena's mouth*
Mikayla: You need to feel the groove, Yummy! You need to add the " flavor" to your shimmies! Move your arms like a wave, be the ocean...Now back to the top!
* Selena takes Mikayla's hand off her mouth*
Selena: I think that's enough of " flavor" and arm waving for one day, Mikayla...it was nice of you to teach Yummy your moves!
Mikayla: No problemo! Yummy call me if you want to work on your dancing again!
* Mikayla hands me a card that says:
Mikayla Makoola
Dance Instructor
" Where your moves makes the Groove!"
Call: ***********
Me: Gee, I'll definitely consider it!
Mikayla and Brady: Bye everyone! It was nice being here again!
* They leave off the stage*
* As soon as they were out of sight, Selena yanks the card out of my hands and rips it into shreds*
Me: What was that for?
Selena: Were you really going to call her?
Me: Nope...
Selena: And, that concludes Yumbo's and I's EPIC Interview!
Me: So, who's our next interviewee?
Selena: Let's check the screen!
* Selena picks up the remote and turns on the screen to say...*
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Selena and I: Mikayla Makoola!
Selena: Wait, we're interviewing Mikayla, AGAIN?!
Me: Do we really have to go through this conversation again? This is a different person! A POK Writer...
Selena: That makes A LOT more sense!
Me: And apparently she's a big Striker?
Selena: Ooooh, that's AWESOME!
Me: And...she's the one who stole your socks...
Selena: What the?! Again, how was that even possible?! You didn't steal my converse but, you stole my socks? Ehh I'm going to be nice and let you keep it as a Royal Strike gift?
Me: You threw away all of the clothes that matches those socks, didn't you...
Selena: Possibly...
Me: Anyways, send in questions/dares for the NOT ALREADY INTERVIEWED Mikayla Makoola to do!
Selena: Way to be specific...
Me: That was only for you...
Selena and I: This has been Royal Strike! Where the Royal Heart is, strikes the truth! Peace!
And, that finally concludes Yummy's & Gomez's EPIC Interview! Stay tuned for the next show with POK Writer, Mikayla Makoola!
~Hey Strikers!
* Hope you guys enjoyed the finale of mine and Gomez's interview!
* Make sure to send in TONS of questions/dares for our friend, Mikayla Makoola!
* Go to my profile and vote on the poll for future references!
* And, we're so close to the 200 reviews mark! Let's make that happen along with my 10th favorite and follower!
Peace!~Yummy42
