So since an Anon on my blog asked for this I don't know how to let them know this is up but… it's up. Also this is a non-binary reader fic just cause. This is really short but I couldn't think of anything else to write.
"How do these… karts move so quickly? There are no horses. How do these little… people get them to move? I don't understand this…wheel…" (y/n) face palmed as Legolas held up the Wii Wheel.
"You use it to steer the karts." They explained.
"But… I'm not in the kart." He said with a frown.
"Dude, it's a game. It's a simulation." (y/n) said with a hand over their face.
"A sim-?"
"Forget I ever said that word. It's pretend but with awesome visuals." (y/n) said holding out a hand to the tv. "Just turn the wheel and the character will turn the kart for you." Legolas frowned as the race started and turned the wheel too sharply. "You're not even- hold down the button."
"What?"
"The button."
"What button?"
"The one I showed you! That one." (y/n) pointed to the 2 button and Legolas pressed it once. "No no… just…" (y/n) sighed. "Hold down the button to go." He held down the button but started going in circles. "Don't turn it so much." (y/n) said straightening the wheel out.
"What are those shiny boxes?"
"Those are items boxes." (y/n) said as Legolas hit one and got a bullet bill.
"What do I do? What is that? Why does it have a face?" Legolas asked as he squinted at the screen.
"That's a bullet bill."
"Bullet who?"
"Just press the back button?"
"Back.." he turned the wheel over to look for the button but also made his character drive off the road.
"No don't…" (y/n) face palmed again.
"Oh, found it!" he pressed the button and jumped when the bullet took off. "What is happening?"
"It's letting you catch up to the other drivers." (y/n) said. "Well… kind of." They said when they noticed the other characters were too far ahead as bullet bill started to slow down. "Straighten out the kart. Get the item."
"What is that?"
"Blue Shell. It makes the driver in first place blow up."
"Blow them up?!"
"It stalls them for a bit and lets other drivers pass them." Legolas turned to (y/n) with a raised eyebrow. "Eyes on the road." Legolas turned back to the screen to see '12th place' pop up on the screen since the rest of the characters had finished the race alright. "You lost." (y/n) said. Legolas frowned and shoved the wheel at (y/n).
"I don't want to play anymore." He said as he crossed his arms and glared at the screen.
"Come on, don't give up so easily. You can do it."
"Even you don't believe those words." he said turning to look at them.
I wasn't sure what else to write I know they asked for "x reader" but I don't write in 2nd person. And I couldn't think of how to make this romantic in any way. I wrote this in one night after remembering the request after seeing it as I cleaned up my blog with the keep reading buttons.
