Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crafts Style! The final ten ran through a set of ruins full of little bits and stuff that were just random, just like the host that messed around with them! Yes, Bill Cipher made an appearance in this story and made everyone annoyed, especially Fawful and Mimi who took their anger out on Mac and Bloo due to selfish thoughts in Mimi's mind. Mac and Bloo were sadly eliminated but things felt better as Megan unleashed her anger and the bashing of Mimi moved up from one time to two times in this story! We have nine teams left in this race and we're going to speed things up with this crazy race! Start your engines and let's drive right into…THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!
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[LOCATION: Cartoon Crafts Jet]
The final nine teams were flying in a long white and blue jet. Everyone, with the exception of Fawful and Mimi, were resting on lounge chairs. Some were reading magazines while other were just resting up saving their energy for this leg of the race. The atmosphere was quiet and calm which was unusual due to the events that happened last episode.
Boo: Hmm, it's too quiet.
Marco: Isn't that a good thing?
Megan: She's referring to my actions on the last episode. Anyone know where Mimi is?
Fawful: Calming down the hot sauce of anger in the other room.
Everyone saw Fawful walk into the room in a calm manner.
Todd: You seem great at calming Mimi down. What's your secret.
Fawful: Fawful has dealt with a lot of emotions. Happiness, anger, sadness, loss and triumph. Those things combined allow a great mind for quick decisions. But Mimi loves Fawful's technique!
Everyone looked confused.
Jack Spicer: Uh, what do you mean by 'technique?'
Fawful: I am apparently great with the back massages applied to Mimi! Hehe!
Everyone felt sick after hearing that. Most of them looked disturbed but Megan and Boo were seen throwing up into nearby bins.
[CONFESSIONAL: Jack Spicer & Megan]
Megan: (In a rocking position scared) So many disturbing thoughts…..stuck inside my mind!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Boo & Kamek]
Boo: (Feeling groggy) Uh, throwing up is so not cool. I forgot about how humans and other living creatures have certain things that they don't like.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Star was seen in her usual happy self as she walked back into the room after going off for a while.
Boo: Huh, how are you not freaked out by that statement?
Star: Oh I have a strong mind but I also have a little help from one of the wonders of earth!
Baljeet: Wonders of the earth?
Star: I'm from a different place called Mewni! I've seen a lot of things on Earth that surprised me, but this thing makes me happy as it offers a lot of things that are full of power!
Kamek: It REALLY makes you happy?
Star: Yeah! It's part of the daily life on earth! It consists of [PWOOOOOSH] musical earthquakes [PWOOOOOSH] Eighty two buckets of ice and water [PWOOOOSH] ROTFLOL [PWOOOOOOOOOSH] Up, down, left, right [PWOOOOOOOOOSH] JOHN CENA! [PWOOOOOOOOOOSH] Elevator music [PWOOOOSH] pretty pictures [PWOOOSH] and fun before you run out of power. That's the basic parts of it.
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Don: Okay, if any of you are shocked at that, she's talking about the wonders of the videos on the internet. And I hate that turbulence creating that PWOOOSH sound.
[CONFESSIONAL: Phineas & Isabella]
Phineas: So close….to fainting and losing my sanity.
Isabella: Keep it in there!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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The jet landed in the new unidentified location and our nine teams got out and were greeted with a roaring audience. The atmosphere resembled a racing track but it lead right into a giant Tele-Vortex. There was a podium with three seats in it.
Buford: Yes! Looks like we're racing cars!
Don: You are correct Buford! Welcome to the first ever Cartoon Crafts 500! You'll be racing around different dimensions and worlds in an insane track full of crazy obstacles. You'll have one hour to prepare!
Mimi: prepare what?
Don: Tell them racing hosts!
And with that statement said, Kevin, Nazz and MC Ballyhoo appeared on the seats in the podium.
MC Ballyhoo: Oho! We're back in this series!
Kevin: And we're here to commentate and set the rules. Here's how it goes. You have two hours to construct an awesome race car out of the materials found in the shed.
Nazz: It can be any type of car you want it to be. Just make sure it can move along the track.
MC Ballyhoo: Once the cars are complete, you will be racing them along nine tracks. What are these tracks you ask? Well you'll find out as you race!
Kevin: Now get building!
Nazz: And you know what that means!
MC Ballyhoo: Say it with us everyone!
Everyone: CAR BUILDING MONTAGE TIME!
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[CAR BUILDING MONTAGE TIME]
Everyone began building their race cars for the upcoming race with lots of crazy antics going on.
[BUFORD & BALJEET]
Baljeet was seen wielding pieces of metal together to make the frame of the car while Buford was smashing parts together with a magnet. He yelled with joy but he shot up in the air as the magnet attached itself to a metal spinning fan on the ceiling making Buford spin around.
[CRASH & COCO]
Crash was spinning giant screws into place while Coco was using her laptop to work machine arms that were building a car. Crash spun the last giant screw tightly but it suddenly sprung back out sending a spinning Crash into the skies.
[TODD & MAURECIA]
Todd was seen reading an instruction manual while Maurecia was seen combining rubber and other things to make giant roller skate wheels that she attached to herself as she zoomed around to make her 'wheels extreme' attitude even bigger!
[PHINEAS & ISABELLA]
The two were seen using wood and other bits and bobs to make their car. They moved around like they usually do in a cartoon montage. However, lots of small explosions went off as they progressed further and further in this stage of the game.
[BOO & KAMEK]
The two were seen floating and reading instruction manuals while using magic and and levitating powers to move parts together to form their car. They high fived each other but that caused them to go off balance and fall onto the ground.
[JACK SPICER & MEGAN]
The garage that the two were in rumbled with noise as Jack worked on their car while listening to heavy metal music. Megan was reading a book nearby Jack whilst wearing pink earmuffs cancelling out the sound of music.
[FAWFUL & MIMI]
The two were seen throwing parts around the room as they built their car piece by piece. Fawful was making some last minute adjustments while Mimi was seen holding a piece of paper with the other teams' faces on it as she was plotting which team she would strike next.
[STAR & MARCO]
Lots of rainbow coloured blasts went off around the room as Star tried to use her magic wand to assemble a car but it wasn't working so Marco sat down and started to read an instruction manual while sighing.
[CANDY & GRENDA]
The two girls were seen moving about the room at fast speeds assembling their car. Candy was seen moving lots of boxes around containing parts while Grenda swung from a suspended rope applying colour to the car as it was being built.
[END MONTAGE. LET'S JUST GET TO THE RACE ALREADY!]
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MC Ballyhoo: Alright! It's almost time to start this insane race! But first, we need to introduce the teams! Let's see them in their hot new rides! Play the music!...Uh, anyone have any music?
Nazz: (Gets out a sousaphone) I'll provide the music!
Kevin: I'm surprised she still has that thing. What is that, a sousaphone or a tuba?
Nazz began to play a half decent song as MC Ballyhoo and Kevin introduced the teams.
MC Ballyhoo: First up, it's the combination of luck and karma in this race! In their Brain Brute Chariot, it's the frenemies, Buford and Baljeet!
Fireworks went off as Buford and Baljeet drove up to the starting line in a car with roman styled patterns applied to it with the wheels looking like chariot wheels but stronger than the usual wooden wheels. Buford span around in the car trying to show off the style of the car.
[CONFESSIONAL: Buford & Baljeet]
Buford: AH, nothing like showing off power! We've got the roman style to show we're fierce gladiators in this thing!
Baljeet: You're just picking that theme because I wouldn't last five seconds in a gladiator arena.
Buford: ….Maybe.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Kevin: Next up it's the other dynamic Danville duo! Using whatever they have to their advantage, it's Phineas and Isabella in their Multi-powered Machine!
The two drove up to the starting line in a car filled with different random objects. They are equipped for ANY event that could occur.
[CONFESSIONAL: Phineas & Isabella]
Phineas: We're people who can use anything they find to progress in life. We have clear minds!
Isabella: Nothing can faze us out. Not even Fawful and Mimi.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
MC Ballyhoo: Next, it's the green team of mean in their Mean Green Shifter! Fawful and Mimi everyone!
The audience were divided into half of them cheering and half of them booing as Fawful and Mimi drove onto the starting line in their green coloured car with red striped lines. It shifted into different transportation vehicles and other things before returning to its car form.
[CONFESSIONAL: Fawful & Mimi]
Fawful: We have the shapeshifting advantage on our side.
Mimi: It's Mimi in car form!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Kevin: Next, it's the bandicoot duo ready for any adventure and they can spin themselves out of any problem. In their Bandicoot Typhoon, it's Crash and Coco!
The two bandicoot siblings drove up to the starting line in their blue race car designed like the many karts that they drove around N Sanity Island. They made the car spin around before stopping at the starting line.
[CONFESSIONAL: Crash & Coco]
Coco: Out of everyone here, we have the best experience with racing. We've raced in locations that are out of this world so we'll have the upper hand in this race!
Crash: (Spins around in joy) Yabada!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
MC Ballyhoo: Now we move onto the magical duo that has soared through this race! In their Spirit Drifter, they can pass right through the competition! It's Boo and Kamek!
Boo and Kamek kept appearing and disappearing onscreen before staying on the starting line in their special car. It was white with blue stripes around it and it shone in the light.
[CONFESSIONAL: Boo & Kamek]
Boo: We've combined out powers to make one nifty car! It runs like a roaring cheetah and is as soft as silk.
Kamek: We'll soar past the other racers with ease and win this thing!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Kevin: Onto team number six! Two kids who can face off against any ferocious beast! It's karate kid Marco and princess Star in their Mewni-que Racer!
Star and Marco drove up to the starting line in a royal race car. It was shaped like a royal carriage but had exhaust pipes and other features to make it a fast speed demon.
[CONFESSIONAL: Star & Marco]
Star: Hehe! Mewni-que racer! I love that name!
Marco: Careful not to get too excited or we'll crash out of this race.
Star: Don't worry! We'll drift right past the other racers!
Marco: Okay, no more puns. We're putting a…..
Star: Pit stop to things!?
Marco: I give up.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
MC Ballyhoo: No we move onto the….
Maurecia: WHEELS EXTREME TEAM WITH THEIR WHEELS EXTREME MACHINE! TODD AND MAURECIA!
Todd and Maurecia zoomed to the starting line in their multi-coloured race car with REALLY big wheels attached to it to match Maurecia's standards.
MC Ballyhoo: Don't interrupt my intro!
[CONFESSIONAL: Todd & Maurecia]
Maurecia: In my world, we go big or we go home! Always go straight into the action!
Todd: Whereas my world has strategic plans.
Maurecia: Different in personalities but closer than two atoms together.
Todd: That's something new from you.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Kevin: Next it's the other brain and brawn duo! With their Homemade Mover, they can use their own natural skill to survive and progress and will provide some interesting scenes in this race! It's Candy and Grenda!
Candy and Grenda drove up to the starting line in their car made out of materials similar to Phineas and Isabella's car.
[CONFESSIONAL: Candy & Grenda]
Candy: Simple and right to the point. No time for distractions in this race!
Grenda: Yeah, just cruising to the finish line!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
MC Ballyhoo: And finally, we have the crushing cousins that despite being complete opposites, have come so far in this game. It's the Spicer cousins Jack and Megan in their…Spicer Swag Ride?
BOOM!
Loud urban, dubstep music roared out of speakers as Jack Spicer and Megan drove up to the starting line in a 60's cruiser type car. It was painted black with fire designs on it. Jack Spicer wore sunglasses as he showed off his style while Megan wore her usual attire while looking annoyed.
[CONFESSIONAL: Jack Spicer & Megan]
Jack Spicer: What? Can't a guy show off once in a while? I know how to make things so I'd like to show off in style as I make my masterpieces. This race is so on!
Megan: Let the insanity commence.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
MC Ballyhoo: Alright! Everyone is ready and since you made some sweet rides, we'll give you a little info on the race tracks! Nazz, if you please…
Nazz pulled out an interactive screen displaying different pictures of parts of the racing tracks.
Nazz: You have nine tracks waiting for you to race on. We're not telling you what their names are but you'll figure out some 'special' places while seeing some OC tracks too! We'll give you some hints as to what's in store for you. Here they are!
HINT 01: It's sandy downhill.
HINT 02: 30 floors of insanity.
HINT 03: One hot party place.
HINT 04: Too bad, Waluigi time!
HINT 05: Remains of the shining crystal.
HINT 06: Feel the fresh breeze.
HINT 07: This might be familiar.
HINT 08: Not this road again!?
HINT 09: Drink up at this harbour!
MC Ballyhoo: Those are the hints for the tracks, but what order are they in you may ask? Find out as you race! Now, let's DO THIS THING! COMPETITORS, ON YOUR MARKS!
The teams roared their engines to show that they were ready to race with determination.
Kevin & Nazz: GET SET!
Screenshots of Mimi, Buford, Star and Jack Spicer's eyes were shown to add even more determination to the scene.
Everyone: GO!
The teams zoomed past the starting line and entered the first giant portal.
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The teams popped out of a portal from the skies and were traveling down mountains made out of sand designed like a snowboarding course.
[LOCATION: Sand Mountain]
Description: A ski resort located in Bikini Bottom. Watch where the tracks go as this is one complex hill.
[END DESCRIPTION]
Todd and Maurecia took the lead as they headed down a twisting track full of sand shaped like small walls.
Todd: Watch out for the walls Maurecia!
Maurecia: Pff! Don't worry about that! I am the master of wheel balance! LET'S GO!
Maurecia spun their vehicle around and performed flips and twists to avoid the sand walls. They landed back on the track.
Maurecia: See, that wasn't so bad. Not a single injury on us!
Todd: (In a dizzy state) So..dizzy. And those….skiers are…..annoyed.
The two looked back to see fish skiers trapped in piles of sand as they complained.
[CONFESSIONAL: Don]
Don: We might have forgotten to close Sand Mountain for the day. Our bad!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
More cars were seen racing down the hill and zoomed off ramps. The teams posed in various positions making them look cool. Fawful and Mimi posed together before landing back in their car safely whereas Buford and Baljeet crashed into a pile of snow. Crash and Coco helped the two out and everyone was back in the race as they entered another portal.
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Everyone entered track number two and were now racing along a land full of different board games and sporting events.
[LOCATION: Console Matrix]
Description: A programed world full of fun and games for everyone.
[END DESCRIPTION]
Boo and Kamek were colliding with Fawful and Mimi as they entered the chess board. The two were in a heated battle.
Mimi: Get off of our car you freaks!
Boo: Look who's talking? It's the….
Kamek: Bishop!
Boo: No, I was going to say….uh oh….
Everyone: BISHOP!
A giant bishop chess piece was moving diagonally across the board making the two teams swerve around it but they were still going at it as other teams travelled across different areas. Star and Marco were bouncing along a basketball court bouncing off of giant basketballs. Candy and Grenda were using wooden bats to repel baseballs being launched at them. Jack Spicer and Megan were turning to avoid several different rugby balls being shot into the air and heading towards their way. Eventually everyone got to the portal and entered it with ease ending the game as everyone won that round.
[CONFESSIONAL: Candy & Grenda]
Candy: I'm getting the filler felling here. Maybe that location was used last season.
Grenda: Do you think there will be MORE old locations?
Candy: Hmm…
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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Everyone entered the third trace track and it was a messy site. It was a cavern full of broken crystals of different sizes.
[LOCATION: Crystal Cavern Ruins]
Description: The remains of the Crystal Cavern from last season. It's a place full of sharp obstacles.
[END DESCRIPTION]
Giant crystal shards started to fall from the ceiling of the cavern making our teams swerve around them except for Boo and Kamek who used their powers to make their Spirit Shifter turn invisible making them pass through the crystal shards.
[CONFESSIONAL: Boo & Kamek]
Boo: Shifting into first place baby!
Kamek: Magic for the win!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Boo and Kamek zoomed past Fawful and Mimi knocking them to one side.
Mimi: Watch where you're driving! Let's go get them!
Crash, Coco, Buford and Baljeet saw Mimi in her angry stature.
Coco: they're going to eliminate Boo and Kamek.
Baljeet: Want to go mess them up?
Buford: Oh yeah!
The two teams got out buckets full of oil and zoomed past the two teams and dropped the oil onto the floor making Fawful and Mimi slide out of control and crash into a pile of crystals. The two teams high fived each other as everyone hopped over some crystals and entered another portal.
[CONFESSIONAL: Fawful & Mimi]
Fawful: You want to get back at those two?
Mimi: YES! I DO!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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[Current Positions]
1st [Boo & Kamek]
2nd [Buford & Baljeet]
3rd [Crash & Coco]
4th [Star & Marco]
5th [Phineas & Isabella]
6th [Candy & Grenda]
7th [Jack Spicer & Megan]
8th [Todd & Maurecia]
9th [Fawful & Mimi]
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The fourth location was a beach setting with fresh winds blowing across the team's faces.
[LOCATION: Breeze Back Cove]
Description: A cool beach setting with seas bursting with waves of different shapes and forms.
[END DESCRIPTION]
The teams zoomed across the beach but they didn't notice Fawful and Mimi in their Mean Green Shifter as it shifted into a boat and zoomed across the water. Mimi transformed her hands into propeller fans and used it to create giant geysers of water heading towards the beach. Most of the teams got wet except for Phineas and Isabella who had a makeshift umbrella to stop the water from hitting them as the teams entered the next portal.
[CONFESSIONAL: Phineas and Isabella]
Phineas: Protection is the key to this game. Always protect yourself from anything!
Isabella: ESPECIALLY from backstabbing teams!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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Location number five was the setting of a vertical school with long halls leading to multiple classrooms.
[LOCATION: Wayside]
Description: A school full of chaos. Thirty floors of chaos to be precise!
[END DESCRIPTION]
The teams were driving around the halls. Buford and Baljeet were seen driving down a hall full of lockers when they opened up dropping books and other objects onto the ground making them swerve down another hall and fall off by crashing through the top of the stairs. Fawful and Mimi shifted into a walking mech to avoid crashing into students walking around like one who was always upside down. Todd and Maurecia were racing down a hall when suddenly…..
?: Yo dudes! Wait up!
Maurecia: We know that voice!
The two turned around to see Louis, the caretaking supervisor of Wayside with a mop in his hand.
Louis: Good to see that you two are still racing. Can I hitch a ride? Principal Kidswatter wanted me to clean the walls.
Todd: Sure thing. Hop on and let's do this…
Maurecia: Wayside style!
The three zoomed off down the halls wih Louis cleaning the walls at a quick pace with his mop.
[CONFESSIONAL: Todd & Maurecia]
Todd: Thanks to Louis, we made it out of the school first.
Maurecia: Home field advantage!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Todd and Maurecia drove out of the school as Louis hopped off and the two stopped by the portal where Myron and Dana were standing.
Myron: Hi guys! Can you do us a favour and spread my 'Vote for me' badges across the worlds? I want to spread my campaign worldwide!
Maurecia: We can't do that. We need to finish fat.
Dana: I told you they say no!
Todd: Actually, we can use this to our advantage.
Everyone Else: Huh?
Todd: I'll explain as we go. Myron! Dana! Hop on!
The two friends hopped into Todd and Maurecia's car as they zoomed off into the portal along with the other racers.
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[CURRENT POSITIONS]
1st [Todd & Maurecia]
2nd [Candy & Grenda]
3rd [Star & Marco]
4th [Boo & Kamek]
5th [Crash & Coco]
6th [Buford & Baljeet]
7th [Fawful & Mimi]
8th [Jack Spicer & Megan]
9th [Phineas & Isabella]
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Location number six. It was a harbour environment with lots of sparks flying as everything had a vibrant feeling as lots of fizzy drinks were being thrown everywhere on the docks above the clear water.
[LOCATION: Moonshine Harbour]
Description: A harbour where anyone can have fun with some soda pop. Try not to overflow with excitement here.
[END DESCRIIPTION]
The teams began to drive through the harbour where the Shadow Saviour was seen loading crates of soda cans into trucks.
Shadow Saviour: (Noticing the teams) Oh they're here already! Time to crack open the drinks to this race!
The Shadow Saviours used his powers to crack open kegs containing soda from different stands crating water hazards in the form of soda. Phineas and Isabella used their makeshift umbrella to protect themselves from the water. Buford and Crash drank the soda to block the oncoming attack for their teams. Fawful transformed into hover car mode and turned it upside down to avoid the soda from splashing into his team's faces. The other teams managed to get past while holding cups t get a free cup of soda as they entered the next portal.
[CONFESSIONAL: Shadow Saviour]
Shadow Saviour: Hey I did my bit. I created a section that everyone travelled through and they got a drink out of it. It's my own pit stop!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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The seventh location matched the idea of a lucky theme. The atmosphere had the scent of gambling as it was one giant pinball machine in the style of Waluigi.
[LOCATION: Waluigi Pinball]
Description: A track designed like the money trickster himself. Let's see if the teams can get the high score here!
[END DESCRIPTION]
The nine teams were looking at the beginning of the track that acted as the launching mechanism of the pinball machine.
Megan: Do we really have to go through THERE?
Buford: Heck yeah! We're going first! Onwards!
Baljeet: (Sighs) Sure thing.
The others watched Buford and Baljeet zoom off into the launcher as they were seen being launched into the track with colourful lights all around them with Buford having wide eyes in excitement.
[CONFESSIONAL: Buford & Baljeet]
Buford: Becoming one with the pinball game like that makes me feel pumped up. The lights were so cool! So dazed by it! Like magic from little fairies!
Baljeet: I know it sounds like he's on some medication but I'm not going into extra detail about it. Drug jokes might be offensive to this show.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Coco: Follow those nutty buddies!
Everyone else was launched through the tunnel and everyone was racing along the track. Giant pinballs were rolling down the track as they entered the main table. Star and Marco were hopping across the moving bouncers and everyone was dodging the giant pinballs. Buford and Baljeet were driving alongside Crash and Coco when Fawful and Mimi crashed into Buford and Baljeet sending them into Crash and Coco but the three cars were still on track.
Buford: Hey! Watch where you're going!
Mimi: This is for messing with us earlier!
Coco: If you want to fight them then you'll have to fight us too!
Mimi No need to. Here's some more karma!
Mimi sprayed pepper spray in Buford's eyes causing him to lose focus and his car crashed into Crash and Coco and the two teams were flipped over by Mimi who used a forklift mode on their car. The two teams were sent flying from a moving buzzer.
Mimi: Ha! So good to get rid of the distractions!
WHACK!
Mimi: OW!
Mimi was blinded by a sticker of Myron as Todd and Maurecia drove past Mimi and Fawful with Dana and Myron handing out Myron's stickers.
Myron: Vote for me!
[CONFESSIONAL: Todd & Maurecia]
Todd: Killing two birds with one stone. I just hope we don't get in trouble for free advertising on this show.
Maurecia: We'll just run away from them if they get suspicious. (To the cameras) Got that producers!?
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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A portal appeared in the eight location as everyone, minus the two teams that crashed out, hopped out into a desert atmosphere and there was an entrance to a nearby cave. Everyone entered the cave and were surprised at the atmosphere change. The cave was one giant disco bar with dancing, a giant floor, a bar and flashing lights everywhere.
[LOCATION #008: Disco Desert]
Description: A hot place where intense, fiery dancing is non-stop!
[END DESCRIPTION]
The current seven teams in this area were riding along the giant dance floor as flashing lights went off. The teams were still driving as they posed and danced along the floor. Boo and Kamek were posing in different directions. Phineas and Isabella were dancing together with their hands connected together. Megan was tapping to the rhythm while Jack Spicer wasn't dancing due to his attitude. Fawful and Mimi danced together. Star and Marco were going wild and Candy and Grenda were shuffling around. Todd, Maurecia, Dana and Myron were seen doing the YMCA.
[CONFESSIONAL: Don]
Don: Okay, that should do it for the dancing montage.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
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MC Ballyhoo: We're here at the final race track where the finish line is located! Our teams will have to traverse the deadly Toad's Turnpike to reach us and boy is it a bad time to do this when the rush hour has commenced!
All nine teams were seen driving down the highway with oncoming traffic going in the opposite direction. All of them were driving around with difficulties.
Jack Spicer: God damn it, this is annoying as hell! Who actually loves racing on this track!?
Megan: You'd be surprised by the answer.
Jack Spicer: Whatever, I have a plan to win this thing! Activate winning mode!
Jack Spicer transformed the Spicer Swag Ride into a blimp with rockets attached to it and it floated into the sky and zoomed over the oncoming traffic.
MC Ballyhoo: Is he allowed to do that?
Kevin: Doesn't say anything about it in the rules.
MC Ballyhoo: Hmm…..I'm still going to stop it.
BANG!
MC Ballyhoo shot a bullet into one of the rockets making it explode and send Jack Spicer and Megan down onto the ground but they crash landed past the finish line.
MC Ballyhoo: Oho! Helping via destruction! I love it!
Don: Spicer Cousins, congratulations! You won the Cartoon Crafts 500!
Megan: Yay!
Jack Spicer: It would be great….IF MY VAR WASN'T DESTROYED!
[CONFESSIONAL: Jack Spicer & Megan]
Jack Spicer: My precious baby….destroyed….SO MANY PARTS!
Megan: (To the cameras) He gets emotional when his robots and creations break into pieces. It's so childish. (Eyes widen) Woah, it's like we're supposed to be the other age!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: First place is gone and now everyone is racing for survival!
Maurecia was trying to get past the trucks and cars but their car was too big.
Maurecia: Ugh, forget this! We're going to roll to the finish!
Todd: Wait, I don't like the sound of…THHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!
Maurecia made their car spin around like a giant wheel speeding up as they crashed through the trucks and cars and stopped at the finish line but Todd was sent flying off screen.
Don: Ouch, Todd and Maurecia take second place!
Myron: Are you okay Todd!?
Todd was seen in a lying down position crashed into a cocktail stand as he held out a non-alcoholic cocktail in his left hand.
Todd: (In a dizzy state) Never felt….better!
Dana: Eh, he's probably ok.
Star and Marco zoomed over the finish line leaving behind a rainbow coloured set of tracks. Candy and Grenda drifted past a truck to get to the finish line followed By Boo and Kamek who shifted into ghost form and slipped past the trucks and cars to reach the finish line. Fawful and Mimi were seen heading towards the finish line.
Mimi: Almost there! The mean green teams is unstoppable!
CRASH!
The two were being slowly halted by Buford, Baljeet, Crash and Coco who have made a comeback and are colliding on each side of Fawful and Mimi's car.
Buford: We're back you green freaks!
Mimi: Ugh, stop trying to get back at us! You'll only regret your actions!
Coco: You're the ones who will regret your actions! You Mimi are nothing but trouble!
Mimi: You can't just stay nice into his game or you won't…BLAST INTO SUCCESS!
That was Mimi's signal to Fawful which made him press a button that activated rocket speed sending Fawful and Mimi way ahead of the other two.
Coco: Ugh, after them!
The two teams tried to catch up but Fawful and Mimi were too fast. The two green villains were about to pass Phineas and Isabella who looked concerned.
Isabella: Oh no, they're trying to eliminate our friends!
Phineas: Well we need to do something!
Isabella: Try to block their path!
Phineas and Isabella drove in front of the zooming Fawful and Mimi causing a massive crash as the two teams were thrown past the finish line.
Buford: Oh great! We're the last two teams left!
Baljeet: Well just step on it! Maybe we can tie! Don't think about karma and actually have fun here instead of getting so angry when something unfortunate happens!
The two teams were neck and neck as they approached the finish line. Buford was thinking about Baljeet's words and the past events.
Buford: Hey Baljeet.
Baljeet: Yes, what is it?
Buford: I just want you to know that if we don't make it, then I had a blast in this race despite what happened and I'm actually glad you made a close new friend that isn't human. I wish the best for both of you.
Baljeet: Buford….that's the nicest thing you've said to me. You're the best frenemy that I have the pleasure to be.
Buford: Thanks buddy. Let's give it our best!
Coco and Crash were listening to the two frenemies' statement and Coco had a strong look on her face as she looked at Crash who nodded. The bandicoot siblings stepped on the brakes resulting in them stopping just before the finish line as Buford and Baljeet zoomed across it.
MC Ballyhoo: AND THAT'S THE GAME!
Nazz: Uh, it's a race, not a game!
Don: Well, Crash and Coco. You two have stopped and have come in last.
Coco: Yeah, the race is over for us, we got it.
Don: (Rubs the back of his head) Uh okay then. Wow, this makes things even more awkward.
Baljeet: Why did you two stop? We could have tied in last place?
Coco: You deserve to go on even further. We'll keep in touch on the internet.
Baljeet: I'll be looking forward to it.
Coco: Good. Now beat those green devils and send them out of this race!
Buford: Yes mam!
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[ELIMINATION RECAP: Crash & Coco]
Scenes involving Crash and Coco rolled by.
Coco: Ah, this feeling of when your adventure finishes is so great! It's like saving the world again!
Crash nodded.
Coco: I got to make a cool new friend and Crash got to spend time with a new brute who didn't hurt him!
Crash yelled with joy.
Coco: So things turned out alright after all and a million dollars is nothing to us when compared to the bonds of family and friends.
The two were seen driving away down the now empty highway.
Coco: Now that the chaos is currently over, let's go back to our house and enjoy some pancakes with maple syrup!
Crash: Pancakes! With maple syrup! (Smiles into the cameras whilst winking) YEAH!
[END RECAP]
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On the next episode of the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crafts Style…..
WHACK!
Jack Spicer's slammed into a wall with his face close up and pressed against the camera.
CRACK!
Marco was seen running away from floating hands with whips.
SIZZLE!
Buford was seen being caught on fire before being squirted with water from a large hose from Isabella.
BOOM!
New figures crashed through the back wall leading into the dungeon studio.
Let's see how our teams can handle the pressure in this step by step Dare Off gameshow in our Dare Dungeon! Things are going to get wild as we have now reached the Elite Eight!
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[END OF EPISODE]
