Lan, Life and Battle-Chips

Chapter 29: You Find Something Funny

"The power of flight is in your hands. Take your matches to the sky." Maylu recited from her PET.

"How's Glyde?" Lan asked Megaman

"He's doing fine, just shocked and tired. Don't blame him." Megaman said looking down.

"Good, we should check on Yai, she's proberbly cursing her head off. It's kind of funny thinking about it." Lan said amused. Maylu gave a look that was a cross of a frown and a scowl. Lan smiled and continued, "Yeah sorry. We should check on her.".

"That's a good idea." Maylu agreed.

As soon as they step through the mansion, it looked like a hurricane ripped through the inside. Bits of broken glass and furniture was everywhere. And Yai was nowhere to be seen.

"This is not working. Maybe we should try her garden or something." Lan suggested. This got a smile from Maylu.

As we got to the garden, it was a mess. Tree branches everywhere, you couldn't even call the pool a pool. It was that horrific.

"YAI!" Lan shouted in hope of getting a reply and amazingly he did.

"I'm over here guys!" Yai shouted through the rubble. Lan and Maylu ran to where they heard the reply. It was under the tree house were they heard Yai.

"Were gonna dig you out. Hold on for a minute." Maylu told her. So they began to dig of what mostly wood and leaves.

After about twenty minutes of digging through loose rubble they found Yai. She was a complete mess. And for once he hair was out.

"How on earth did you end up out here?" Lan asked her. Yai shook here head to clear all the folige from her head.

"The fan got angry of some sort then blew me out here. What was it anyway?" Yai asked back.

"It was a navi called Tenguman. He was terr...(beep, beep)" Lan's PET interupted him.

Lan Hikari

I need your help big time. Some sort of clown navi is messing up this mission and Protoman can seem to beat him. Well thats a understatment. I need help and I kind of need it now. I heard that you have info on this damn navi. I'm in in the beach area aat the DNN centre. Hurry up.

Eugeane Chuad Blaze

"That kind of says it all. Will you be ok from here Yai?" Lan asked her. Yai nodded.

"Are you sure you don't want a lift there in style?" Yai began to smile.

"What are you on about?" Lan question but he got his answer when Yai whisled for something. 15 seconds later a pink helicopter decended from the sky.

"Go on take it, you need it more than I do. It's my way of saying thanks." Yai waved to us as we jumped in to the helicopter. Off to the beach area.

-Above the Beach Area-

The two landed on the heli-port of the DNN centre. The two teenagers jumped off with speed. The got down to the control room of the studio to see if Chaud is there. And luckily for them, he was.

"You sure took your time" Chaud complained. I pouted.

"Funny guy." Lan commented. Maylu looked and nodded to Lan and he did the same.

"Jack in Megaman, Power Up!", "Jack in Roll, Power Up!".

-In the Cyberworld-

"Ok, where is he. Where is that curcus reject?" Megaman called out as soon as he touched down. Roll appeared next to him in a flash of pink light.

"This place is a mess. Is this Rainbowman and Protoman's doing?" Roll asked with concern. The place was battered with craters everywhere. And right on cue, Protoman dashed past.

"Your under arrest Rainbowman." Protoman ordered. taking the odd swing when ever he got close.

"You must be joking." Rainbowman answered in a mock tone. Rainbowman parried Protoman's slash with one extended arm and punched him in the chest with the other. Protoman hit the floor with a thud. Megaman and Roll rushed to him.

"Are you ok?" Megaman asked him. Protoman coughed.

"What does it look like(cough), I can't catch him. Take over for me." Protoman said before logging out. Rainbowman jumped into view.

"He was kind of boring. Hehehe." Rainbowman began to chuckle.

"Do you know what, I have been here for forty seconds at best and I'm sick and tired of your voice! Prepare for you defeat." Megaman said with determination in his eyes.

"Haha. You don't know what your doing. Hahaha, hehehe." Ranbowman joked. Megaman and Roll didn't find this funny.

"Lets do this Lan and Maylu." Megaman and Roll said together.

"Battle Routine, Set, Execute!"

-Battle Mode Activate-

(Megaman First)

"(Lan) Ok Megaman set this to a new level. Invis sacrifice for Shadow Soul. M-Cannon, Long Blade and Mega Energy Bomb battle chips in and download.". "(Maylu) Roll Arrow 3 and Air Spin 3 battle chips in and download."(1000HP)"

Rainbowman began by throwing long range punches from a distance. Megaman weaved in and out to avoid them. Keeping to a tight line while dodging, gave him the advantage to attack as soon as he got close, and thats what he did. By hitting him knocked him off balance, this left him open to a Long Blade, M-Cannon and Energy Bomb blast. Rainbowman was knock so far back that a buster shot wouldn't make it. After a thunderous thump of Rainbowman hitting the floor, he recovered almost instantly, that startled Megaman.

Rainbowman stretch forward as much as he could and dug his hands into the ground and pulled his body back. Megaman eyes widened as he guessed what Rainbowman was trying to attempt. He was planning to sling shot himself towards Megaman at light speed. After holding it a few seconds he let go. The amount of power that was in it, Megaman had only a split second to make a decidion before he was flattened by the force of Rainbowman's sling shot attack. Then he noticed that Rainbowman's arms were out loose...

'That's it!' He thought as he launched the Air Spin 3 chip. Rainbowman flew streight into the mini whirlwind causing him to tangle himself in his own arms.

"Mummy..." Rainbowman moaned as he tried to untangle himself from himself.

"(Lan) So that's your weakness. X-Mode Active. Falcon Armour 'Rock On!'. Tenguman T unite!(Tengu Falcon Arsoul). Protect and Shell battle chip in and download.", "(Maylu) Dispel battle chip in and download.(1000HP)".

Megaman was taken over by white light, that could pirece any darkness in it's vicinity. When the flash died down, it show the form of Megaman X in exe form.

"Welcome to your defeat." Mega...I mean X told a recovered Rainbowman. Rainbowman just stuck his tounge out.

A blue aura began to envelop X. Embracing it, X roared with power. Then he was equipped with the Falcon Armour. Shining brightly, plane wings glistening with refractured light to give off the sky blue with the slight orange trimmings. But yet the light show wasn't over. A spiritual image of Tenguman flashed for a split second before merging with X causing the ground to quake with force. When it was safe to see what happened to X, Rainbowman didn't. It was a X that had four stright wings, two going up and two going down, a pointy cap section on the helmet, like a beak. On his right hand was a green four pronged boomerang with a red centre. The Armour's colour was replace with sliver with orange highlights. It also had an external shoulder guards as standard. X looked at his multi-colour enemy and smirked.

"What do you find so funny?" Rainbowman asked him with a hint of irritation in his voice.

"How pethetic you are. And I mean how pethetic you really are." X confirmed. This got Rainbowman angry.

"You must think you funny pretty boy. I'm gonna show you what made my friends laugh but my enemies cry. Thundera Claw!" Rainbowman drove his arms underground and snaked them towards X. He took to the air but Rainbowman's arms were too long and fast to outrun. He got caught and held still in midair.

"Die. Hahahahaha." The clown navi sent currents of electricity through his arms into X. X yelled in pain.

"Megaman! Respond!" Lan called through his PET, then he got an idea. "Use the Shell chip." Lan told him. X's eyes flashed wide open.

"Not here, never!" X shouted to himself. Then he activated the Shell chip. The chip's shield effect pushed out against Rainbowman's hands forcing them open, giving X enough time to fly out of reach.

"That wasn't funny!" Rainbowman whipped his arms back through the ground and the momentum and force shot him in to the air. X pulled out out the boomerang and swung it as hard as he could.

"Garaiti!" X shouted as an orb of constant spinning wind crashed stright into Rainbowman. After Rainbowman stopped spinning, he saw that he was tangled in his arms again.

"What have you done to me?" Rainbowman moaned in panic but the worst was yet to come.

"Tornado Hold!" X shot the boomerang towards the ground and it began to spin horrifingly fast towards the tied up clown navi. The green boomerang made a very tall tornado and as seen coming, Rainbowman was hoisted up in the air. X morphed his left hand into his Buster and took aim. "Falcon Air Blast!" X shouted as he fired. Through the wind, Rainbowman saw it and checked it with a move of his own.

"Thunder a' Cannonball!" Rainbowman roared as he began to spin like Blanka from Street Fighter in a bad mood. he turned into a orb of living electricity. It plowed through the tornado and drove right into X. X was knocked back a distance but flipped himself over as soon as he hit the ground. The ball of voltage power bounced around a while before making it's way back to X. This gave X enough to plan his next move. When he saw the yellow, beachball shaped object coming at him, he used the Dispel chip which made him lose the electricity shield so he was completely open to attack.

"Tengu Dive!" X flew himself right into the helpless Rainbowman and at the same time driving the beak shape object right through the chest of the navi. Rainbowman flew back and hit the floor. He whailed in pain.

"(Lan) Navi Change: Roll. Spreader, Spreader and Spreader makes the P.A. Hyper Burst.", "(Maylu) Air Spin 2 unite(Glyde Soul). M-Cannon, Fire Sword battle chip in and download(800HP)".

Roll to advantage of Rainbowman's disposition and blasted him with an M-Cannon blast. The clown navi at this pont was so ticked of that he began to wildly flail his arms at the pink target named Roll. Every arm that hit the floor made a crack. The flying hands were also getting fastter. Roll activated the Fire Sword to parry any arms she couldn't dodge. This went on for a good two minutes until Rainbowman shattered Roll's sword.

"Eat this!" Roll shouted as she activated a small gust attack out of her Bow. This happen to blow Rainbowman's left arm the wrong way meaning it wrapped around him and you get the point.

"I can't belive this is happening." Rainbowman complained but he was silenced by a Hyper Burst to the face. Recomposed the best he could. was extreamly tired and hurt, Rainbowman didn't give up.

"(Lan & Maylu) Soul Communion!". "(Lan) Time to finish this for good. Tornado(Maylu: 'Are you crazy?'), Freeze (Chaud: 'There's no need!') and Break to make the summoning Kajata.(620HP)".

"Lan, are you crazy? That's a level 4 summoning. You've casted one already. Don't do it!" Maylu pleaded. Lan ignored it.

X gracously made a jesture for Roll's hand. Roll smiled and accepted. The two began to dance n the battlefield with no music and making no sound. The dance cause an odd symbol on the floor to appear. As X and Roll stopped the floor rose and erupted. A huge bull like animal was the point of everyone's sight except of Lan's who was screaming in the utmost pain from the power surge. The bull sets it's sight on the now feeble looking Rainbowman. The clown navi began to break into a run.

"Arrggghhh, Finish him! Arrrggghhh!" Lan got out between screams and wails. X clapped his hands together and pointed towards the running multi-colour navi.

"Now Kajata, Terra Disaster!" X commaned. Kajata snorted making all the surrounding air around Rainbowman froze on the spot and trapped him in a sphere of ice. Kajata then made a shuffle movement that cause a huge rise in the air current, which ultimatly leads to a tornado. The tornado raises the ball of ice, after a small amount of air time, the tornado dissapated thus dropping the ball of ice and shattering it. The was left a lifeless clown navi. Kajata then raised it's two front legs and smashed them against the floor creating a huge rock wave goes over and crushes Rainbowman.

"See you in my dreams!" Was all that was heard after the navi logged out. At this poing, Lan has already passed out on the floor. And X turned back into Megaman and dropped to his knees in exaustion. Maylu rushed to Lan's side and hugged him close to her.

"As a sign of respect. It's behind the laughter. You have earned the power of Rainbowman. Take this." A voice says. A small ball of energy slams into Megaman and forces him to absorb it.

Chaud is already making a phone call to the ambulance by the time the two navis jack out.

"Chaud, Lan's not breathing..." Maylu cries as she tried to check for his pulse while crying.

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Spoilers:

Megaman: Rainbowman R/ RainbowAr Soul

Roll: Rainbowman SP/ Proto Soul

Chip List:

Break-Final Fantasy 7/VII

Freeze-Final Fantasy 7/VII

Tornado-Final Fanasy 7/VII

Shiva-Final Fantasy 7/VII to 10/X

Kajata-Final Fantasy 7/VII

Ice Ball-Megaman Battle Nework 3: Both Versions

Air Spin 2 and 3-Megaman Battle Network 5: Both Versions

A/N: To everyone who reads Everybody Loves Lan. It has now been updated and put into the M-Rated section.