Chapter 29: Ivy vs Orchid

A quick message to all the guests and others that wanted to rush me of working all chapters, please be patient I'm doing the best I can to make the quality of thee chapters goo and I don't want to rush it to make it bad so please stop rushing me I'm a very patient man who has a limit and I don't want to be aggressive to anyone who's stressing me.

Ivy Valentine belongs to Project Soul and Namco.

Orchid belongs to Microsoft and Iron Galaxy.

Akame ga Kill belongs to Takahiro and Tetsuya Tashiro

All Soundtracks belong to their respective owners.


As Lubbock instantly pressed play, the episode is already playing and it shows the two female combatants from earlier.

(Cues Invader - Jim Johnston)

Wiz: When it comes to the tantalizing femme fatale, these two combatants are the pinnacle of beauty and brawn... not to mention well endowed.

Seeing the two females pressing their 'assets' into each other has gotten Lubbock nosebleeding for more. Tatsumi is really trying his best not to think dirty but slightly failing to do so.

Akame, Chelsea and Sheele blushed a bit, Leone was laughing and being a bit jealous about their chest size. And Mine is both disgusted and jealous, disgusted of Boomstick enjoying this and jealous of the two women having larger breasts than her.

Boomstick: Ivy from Soul Calibur...

Wiz: ...And...

Boomstick: *interrupting* ...Black Orchid from Killer Instinct! Sorry, I'm excited!

"Of course you would." Mine scoffed as she rolled her eyes.

"Well I'm excited for this one as well!" Lubbock agreed before being hit in the head hard for it.

Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

The first contestant is a silver haired woman wearing a revealing purple dominatrix attire with several placed gold armor platings on it. He has a golden gauntlet on her left hand and was wielding a sword/whip hybrid as her primary weapon.

However Lubbock was completely focused on her massive rack as everyone else was paying attention to her analysis.

Ivy Valentine

(Cues Unblessed Soul [Ivy's Theme] - Soul Calibur)

They see Ivy mercilessly beating her opponent with her weapon and skilled mastery with it.

Ivy: Enslave. Behave!

"Wow, she's really vicious." Leone whistled.

"And I hope Esdeath doesn't get any ideas if she saw this." Tatsumi shivered as he can't imagine the sadistic general using Ivy's skills.

Wiz: Left on the doorstep of a London mansion, the infant Isabella was adopted and raised by the noble house of Valentine.

Boomstick: Little did they know she'd grow up to be this deadly dominatrix. Oh-ho, daddy must be so proud.

"I'm proud as well for her to develop those pillows!" Lubbock shouted before Leone punched him hard to the ground.

"Well at least she has a loving family for a short time though." Sheele commented.


BACKGROUND

Full Name: Countess Isabella Valentine

Height: 5'10" (Taller Than Najenda)

Weight: 128 Ibs.

Age: 49 [Physically 32]

Hometown: London

Daughter of Cervantes

Fighting Style: Self-Taught

A Dominatrix For No Real Reason


Wiz: Well, he's dead, so there's that. Both her father and mother died while searching for the legendary Soul Edge, leaving Isabella, or Ivy, as their sole legacy.

Seeing a short scene of what Soul Edge looks like has gotten some chills from a few of them.

"Why would her parents search for a sword like that?" Seryu asked in an unsure expression.

"I don't know, but something tells me that the sword is very powerful but evil at the same time." Bols answered as he felt tense from looking at Soul Edge.

Wiz: Her only remaining parent is her birth father, the pirate Cervantes... who is a zombie... sometimes.

Cervantes was a dashing-looking pirate warrior and another depiction is him being a zombie.

"That's her father?!" Mine shouted in disbelief.

"Yep and he looks very deadly from his swordsman skills he's displaying." Chelsea added.

Boomstick: Well then, good call on the baby dumpster donation. Zombie pirates don't make good fathers. Believe me, I know.

Wiz and Everyone: ...What?

Boomstick: Ivy also has some awfully great, uhuhuhum... magic.

"And he's back from being perverted." Akame said blankly.

"At least he's still focusing on the analysis." Bulat chuckled.


MAGIC

Alchemy

- Lab-Based

- Instrumental in Creating Her Snake Sword

- Not Typically For Combat

- Used in Some Special Moves

Summoning Magic

- Sphere Traps

- Magic Fire

- Nightmare's Hand

Acasual Paradox Critical Edge

Grand Alchemy Critical Finish


Wiz: Her father was a skilled alchemist, and Ivy took up his research to find and destroy Soul Edge.

"Interesting. I might add some alchemy for my research if I'm released." Dr. Stylish hummed.

"Just try not to do it for Honest or anything harmful." Najenda assured to the doctor.

Wiz: She taught herself summoning and alchemy rituals, which she used to forge her unique sword: The Valentine.

The Valentine is a unique broadsword in which with a flick of Ivy's wrist, can turn into a lethal whip with serrated blade segments on it.


VALENTINE SNAKE SWORD

Formerly Called "Ivy Blade"

Alternates Between Sword & Whip

Max Whip Length: 9 Meters

Can Use Guard Impacts

Can Perform Edge Attacks

Granted Life by Soul Edge

Critical finish & Edge Moves

Definitely Not for Novice Swordsman


(Cues Without the Blessing of Fate - Soul Calibur V)

Boomstick: The Valentine is an extendable snake sword with a stupid name. It should've been called "Deadly as Fuck", since it works just like a normal sword, but with a flick of Ivy's wrist, it turns into a nine-meter long whip of blades. It can be used in all sorts of ways, even a stealthy underground attack.

The group sees Ivy doing a lot of crazy tricks with her Valentine even the part of her doing a underground attack.

"I might want to try those." Lubbock said.

"She is skilled when it comes to long range." Najenda added.

Wiz: It is also sentient, with a mind of its own. Ivy accomplished this by summoning the hand of Nightmare, which breathed life into the sword.

Boomstick: Wait, hold on. How does a hand breathe, exactly?

"Knowing it's a demonic hand it's no surprise that it can make a weapon breathe." Chelsea commented.

"Indeed, and the Imperial Arms made from Danger Beasts can be sentient as well." Bulat added.

Wiz: Of all I've talked abut, that is what you question? Anyway, since Nightmare is Soul Edge personified, this ironically joined Ivy's own fate to the very abomination she seeks to destroy. Whoops.

"I'm going to guess that this Nightmare is going to be a combatant in this show soon." Tatsumi said.

"I agree and his opponent might be as powerful as him as well." Akame agreed.

Boomstick: I'd like to join Ivy's fate, if you know what I'm saying!

"I don't think I can handle this any longer." Mine grumbled in annoyance.

"Oh suck it up flat chest." Chelsea grinned as Mine looked ready to pounce at her.

WIz: This curse bounded Ivy's blood to the immortal Soul Edge so thoroughly her body actually stopped aging.

"That's unfortunate." Bols said.

"Yeah, how can you be older if your body can't physically age." Leone asked.

"Use magic." Najenda bluntly answered before taking a smoke.

Boomstick: Um, actually Wiz, what I think is happening here is that her age is getting stored in her enormous rack. I mean, they just keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes by!

As they see many depictions of Ivy in different outfits, they do see her chest size being bigger as time went on and Lubbock instantly passed out in dream land after seeing Ivy's ever growing chest.

(Cues Soul Calibur II - Maze of the Blade)

Wiz: Well, you never know with magic. Ivy is skilled with all her sword's forms, but long-range combat is her bread and butter. She is very good at controlling the battlefield with wide whip swings, powerful kicks, and precision strikes.

Boomstick: I mean, let's be honest, who would really want to use that thing as a normal sword?

"I doubt no soldier has any reflexes or fluid practices can use a whip sword like Ivy's." Mine said.

"Well, I might give it a try." Seryu suggested.

"Me too..." Lubbock groaned from the ground.

Wiz: She has spent most of her life seeking and destroying anything remotely related to Soul Edge, innocent or otherwise, which will eventually include herself, when all is said and done.

"She might go suicide if she destroys Soul Edge." Leone said.

"Yes, but Soul Edge might be very difficult to destroy if she manages to find it." Susanoo added.


KNOWN WIN/LOSS

Loss - Astaroth

Loss - Taki

Win - Seong Mi-na

Loss - Zasalamel

Win - Zasalamel Rematch

Loss - Cervantes

Win - Cervantes Rematch


Wiz: But despite having one of Soul Calibur's deadliest move sets, she has a rather spotty win/loss record.

After seeing her win/loss record, some couldn't help but feel bad for her.

"She must've gotten herself some strong opponents." Chelsea said.

"And her dedication to destroy Soul Edge will get her to even more danger to her." Najedna added.

Boomstick: Don't they make pads for that?

"No they don't." Mine commented.

Wiz: Still, she has defeated countless foes and accomplished impressive feats.

Boomstick: Like kicking a point-blank bullet out of the air! Damn, that's fast!

They see Ivy using one of leg to kick a fired bullet away from her.

"Impressive reflexes." Bulat commented.

Wiz: Well, more so insanely accurate instinct. Presumably, she's using the weight of her above-average-sized breasts as momentum to increase her speed.

"She used her breasts to gain speed to avoid a bullet. Really?" Mine asked in a sarcastic tone.

"Pretty much." Akame shrugged.

"I'm so going to practice to see if my boobs gain momentum." Leone grinned at the thought.

"Please no sis." Tatsumi groaned.

Boomstick: If that's a real martial art, I'm going to find it, and then teach it.

"Me too and I'll make sure the ladies I teach will be formidable." Lubbock proclaimed.

"The only thing you'll be teaching is being an idiot!" Mine retorted.

Wiz: Ivy is a warrior who uses everything at her disposal.

Ivy: You're in need of some discipline!

Ivy grabs her opponent and launches her into the air while holding her in place with alchemy.

Ivy: I'll teach you to behave!

Ivy sends pieces of Valentine through her opponent before combining them together, slamming her down to the ground, then reattaching them to her sword.

Ivy: Satisfied?

Despite her spotty win/loss record, Ivy is a very deadly fighter in her own right. Leone seems fine with her since both wore revealing outfits and Lubbock loved every single detail about her and the rest seemed decent with her. Now to her opponent.

The next contestant is a tan-skinned woman wearing a green and yellow skintight suit with matching gloves and boots. She also has a pair of tonfas as her primary weapons as she delivers deadly close-range combos to her enemies.

Black Orchid

(Cues Black Orchid's Theme - Killer Instinct SNES)

The first thing they see is Orchid delivering a 19 hit combo to a burning humanoid.

Annoncer: Killer Combo!

"Now to see a fighter that's from Riptor's world." Najenda said.

"And she uses tonfas just like me." Seryu replied.


BACKGROUND

Full Name: Unknown

Height: 5'7" (Shorter Than Najenda)

Weight: 125 Ibs.

Age: 24

Fighting Styles: Chinese Martial Arts

Likely Tibetan

Secretive Government Spy

Prefers Tonfas Over Lightsabers?


Wiz: The government spy code-named Black Orchid is a complete mystery. Her past, training and real name are so secret not even she knows most of it.

Boomstick: How the hell does that work?!

"There some people who likes to be a complete mystery." Lubbock said.

"Or doesn't like to give out personal information to the public." Mine assured.

Wiz: What we do know is, she's a killer.

(Cues Killer Instinct - Orchid Theme)

They see a montage of Orchid effortlessly beating a variety of opponents while her kickass theme is playing.

"This music is really awesome!" Leone said as she was rocking to the theme.

"I really enjoy it as well." Chelsea agreed as she joined her blonde friend to listen in on the music.

Wiz: Among her limited history, she is confirmed to be sister to Jago, a prominent fighter from Tibet. Orchid's origin must share similarities, so she is most likely a practitioner of Chinese martial arts such as Kung Fu.

"Man this China place has a lot of cool fighting styles." Tatsumi said in awe.

"And there other fighting styles that makes the Imperial Fist style pale in terms of variety." Bulat added.


TONFA

Laser Aura

Length: 15 Inches

Short Range Weapons

Can Emit Fire or Electricity

For Okinawan Martial Arts

Originally a Handle For Grinding Grain

Popularized as Police Nightsticks


(Cues: Killer Instinct 2 - Kim Wu Theme)

Boomstick: Orchid's weapons of choice are heavy Chinese tonfa... made of lasers!

"Cool! I want a pair!" Seryu shouted as she imagine her tonfas being made of lasers and shoot bullets.

"Aside from Imperial Arms, the weapons we have are completely obsolete." Mine said.

Wiz: Apparently whoever she works for has figured out how to make light sabers; and Orchid wielded these early in her career before upgrading to laser tonfa.

"And he must be a genius to make a weapon perfect for her." Dr. Stylish hummed.

"And we needed someone to make weapons for the Revolutionary Army." Najenda added.

Boomstick: Tonfa are short and strong, designed for quick damage, perfect for Orchid since she is incredibly skilled in fast, close-range combat. Her other set of weapons are called T.N.A..

Wiz: Well, actually...

Boomstick: I mean, just look at what she's wearing! It's not as if she trying to hide anything! Man, I wish I was that jumpsuit.

"Me too and I'll be hugging that body forever." Lubbock commented with hearts in his eyes.

"You really some need goddamn help Lubb." Mine said in disgust.

"Just let him dream Mine." Sheele assured politely.


MOVES

Tonfa Fire

Fire Cat

Flick Flack

Spinning Sword

Lasaken

Air-Buster


Wiz: *clears throat* Orchid prefers speed over strength, with quick rapid strikes. Some moves even defy physics.

"Knowing she's a close-ranged fighter, she's going to have a tough time fighting Ivy." Bols commented.

"Yeah, but I'm sure Orchid can be quick enough to avoid Ivy's attack for an opening." Tatsumi added as he ate some of his food.

Boomstick: What is she, some sort of witch?

Wiz: Absolutely! Orchid's best weapon is her trove of spells. Most useful is the Fire Cat, a transfiguration spell which morphs her body into an intangible feline of flame.

Boomstick: Aww, I wanna pet her! But I can't... cause... you know... the burning...

"I totally want to do that if I activated Lionelle." Leoe grinned in excitement.

"Yep and anyone touches you would get burned." Najenda joked a bit.


NO MERCIES

Shocker

Scorcher

Frog Squash

Heart Attack


(Cues Killer Instinct - Main Theme)

Wiz: She also uses magic in her No Mercies, finishers which can be used after an enemy is weakened. When not using her tonfa to incinerate people, she can transform them into a helpless frog.

Boomstick: Smash'em! Smash'em! YES!

"Does Boomstick has a problem with frogs?" Sheele asked.

"No, he just enjoys things getting killed." Akame answered as half of her meat is eaten.

Wiz: But she has one more weapon in her arsenal... or rather two:

Boomstick: Her Fun Bags of Destruction! And you just thought I was being a pig earlier, but really whipping out the girls causes an instant heart attack to whoever views them.

They saw Orchid zips open her vest and reveals her breasts to a boxer and he falls over dead.

TJ Combo: Whoah!

Orchid: Yeah!

Boomstick: I now know the way I want to die.

"Me too and I would fall on those fun bags for a finisher." Lubbock sighed before he was once again pummeled.

Tatsumi was still fighting off the dirty thoughts coming up.

Wiz: I never thought I'd see a lethal set of mammery glands

Boomstick: But you'd think it'd only work on people, right? NOPE! Her super-boobs can kill humans, robots, aliens, a dinosaur, and even a walking skeleton who's missing the one bone that matters.

Everyone chuckled at the last part.

"Is that even possible for a set of breasts to do that?" Chelsea asked.

"Well, We'll find out in a second." Susanoo stated.

Wiz: There is only one possible explanation for this. Her breasts must be so impossibly, unnaturally large that no brain can process the shock of seeing them. Even while female brains are immune to the sexual shock, they will grudgingly forfeit out of jealousy.

Boomstick: Heh-heh! Oh, she'll be crying into a tub of ice cream tonight!

"I would do the same too." Mine grumbled quietly.

"Oh man, the reactions to any girl seeing boobs larger than theirs would be priceless." Leone laughed.


FEATS & FLAWS

Skilled in Close-Range Ultra Combos

Won First Killer Instinct Tournament

Defeated Eyedol

Fought Gargos in the Past

Self-Raised

Pitiful Ranged Skill

Traded Lightsabers for Tonfa-What?!


Wiz: Black Orchid entered the first Killer Instinct tournament, intent to take down the evil UltraTech corporation from within.

"Another evil corporation huh? That seems legit." Bulat said.

"And from the looks they have the whole world under their control." Najenda frowned.

Boomstick: While she had some trouble with ranged characters, she eventually defeated the 2,000-year-old, and might I add, CHEAP-AS-HELL WARLORD Eyedol, winning her the whole tournament.

Eyedol was a large monster-like humanoid with a large mace-like rod and he was strong.

"Man, Orchid fought that?!" Tatsumi exclaimed.

"Now that's really impressive." Seryu whistled.

Wiz: Orchid is clearly a force to be reckoned with.

The group then see Orchid unleashing a 37-hit Ultra Combo on a machine-looking combatant.

Announcer: ULTRAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Orchid: Yeah!

Orchid is a very skilled close-ranged combatant and has won a tournament with all sorts of enemies and even fought a powerful demigod. Lubbock also favored her and Leone liked her Fire Cat move. Seryu seems to like her using tonfas as her as well and Mine was jealous of the fact that her chest can cause heart attacks to anyone seeing them. Now to the battle.

Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

They quickly made a debate and in the end Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Dr. Stylish voted for Ivy while the rest voted for Orchid.


(Cues Going To Where The Wind Blows - Soul Calibur)

The group sees Ivy is standing on a large platform in the middle of the ocean when Orchid jumps down from an off-screen helicopter. Ivy leaps backward.

Ivy: Get lost!

Time to see which is superior, close-range or long-range.

FIGHT!

(Cues The Book of Ivy - Soul Calibur II)

Orchid fires two tonfa blasts at Ivy, who knocks them away with the Valentine, then uses her sword to unleash long-range attacks on Orchid, who blocks them with her tonfa. Orchid then uses Fire Cat to phase through another Valentine attack and lunges toward Ivy, unleashing a Master Combo on her, ending with a fiery knee knocking Ivy into the air.

KI Announcer: Master Combo!

"Looks like Orchid is taking a huge lead right now." Bulat commented.

"I'm sure Ivy is going to make a comeback in an instant." Susanoo added.

Ivy lands and blocks an aerial kick by Orchid, catching her off-guard and allowing her to unleash a combo of her own. After kicking Orchid away, she catches her with the Valentine, then holds her by the throat with it while putting her foot on her.

Ivy: Does it hurt?

Orchid uses Fire Cat to evade it and moves further back. Ivy uses the Valentine, but Orchid catches it with her tonfa, pulls Ivy towards her, then kicks her in the stomach. She then unleashes Heart Attack on Ivy. Ivy is unaffected and laughs, then proceeds to do the same to her opponent. Orchid, struck by her opponent's breast size, throws down her tonfa in frustration and jealousy.

"Oh man Orchid is jealous!" Leone laughed hard at this.

"That means Ivy's breasts are bigger!" Lubbock squealed before in hit in the face by Chelsea.

(Cues Eyedol's Theme - Killer Instinct)

Ivy uses the opening to attack, but after landing a few hits, Orchid uses a Combo Breaker to reverse it before Ivy catches her tonfa with the Valentine.

KI Announcer: C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

Ivy strikes Orchid into the air, then uses her alchemy to hold her in place.

Ivy: Spread apart!

Ivy then unleashes Grand Alchemy, sending Valentine's pieces through Orchid, who then falls to the ground, dazed.

Ivy: Is that it?

"Looks like Ivy has this battle." Bols said.

"No way, Orchid can handle that and prevail!" Seryu exclaimed.

(Cues Killer Instinct - Prog Metal Remix)

Ivy sends Valentine through the ground to finish her opponent, but Orchid uses Fire Cat to avoid it, then unleashes an Ultra Combo on Ivy, ending with the two in mid-air as Orchid kicks her away.

KI Announcer: ULTRAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

As Ivy is about to hit the ground, Orchid uses Shocker before she hits the ground, keeping her stunned when she finally lands. Orchid walks up to the stunned Ivy and then transforms her into a frog with her tonfa before jumping on Ivy, squishing her.

Orchid: Yeah!

K.O.!

they see Ivy twitching in her frog form before dying and Orchid stands atop a platform nearby and Jago jumps behind her, Orchid turns around and uses Heart Attack, presumably killing him as he falls off the platform into the water below.


Everyone was clapping at Orchid for her victory and Lubbock cried in tears for Ivy losing but still clapped in sympathy and will try to make a painting in her memory.

(Cues Killer Instinct (2013) - Character Selection Theme)

Boomstick: I feel sorry for the guy that has to clean that up.

"Yeah, cleaning up squished frogs is definitely a big deal for a few people." Chelsea said.

"Poor Ivy..." Lubbock sobbed as he blew a few tissues into his nose.

Wiz: Orchid's an unstoppable force. Her win against Eyedol proves her incredible fighting abilities. See, 2,000 years ago, not even the most powerful armies in the world could take down Eyedol, and yet Orchid did so singlehandedly.

"She's got to be really skilled to take down someone like Eyedol all by herself." Tatsumi commented in awe.

"Yep and she can take on anything." Najenda added.

Boomstick: But since Ivy's jugs are so wonderfully huge, Orchid's flash finisher was meaningless.

Wiz: Ivy's cup size is officially charted as G or quadruple-D. By measuring Orchid's waist and chest to scale, it appears hers are sized F, or triple-D, one size smaller than Ivy's.

"That's one impressive rack for both of them." Leone said in slight jealousy as her measurements are D cups.

Mine was now seething up at the insane breasts measurements.

Boomstick: Oh, I have an extra D I could've given her.

"Yep and add another extra D for me as well!" Lubbock replied before Najenda launched her mechanical hand to punch him in his cheek.

"Pervert." Akame muttered.

Wiz: Too late. Besides, the fight ultimately came down to long-range vs. short-range combat. While Orchid has no equivalent to Ivy's Snake Sword, her Fire Cat can get in close by passing through attacks.

Boomstick: And tonfa are designed to block attacks and get in close. Once Orchid's in, there's no stopping her.

"That's true since Ivy doesn't have any close-ranged defenses in her skill set." Sheele said.

"Which means Orchid had the tide of the battle in her favor all along." Susanoo added.

Wiz: Plus, Ivy has no means of countering Orchid's transfigurations. Even her link to Soul Edge is useless, since it does not pertain to other magic.

Boomstick: It was a good fight, but in the end, Ivy croaked.

Everyone slightly laughed a bit at the pun.

Wiz: The winner is Black Orchid.

Despite Boomstick's perversion, the fight was fast and enjoyable. Lubbock has really loved the episode and consider it his absolute favorite. Now to see the last episode for the day.

Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.

The group saw three flying aircrafts floating in space as some heroic music is playing and the first one talking is an anthropomorphic fox leading a squad of other anthropomorphic animals.

Fox: We're heading out! All aircrafts report.

The next talking is a rabbit.

Rabbit: This is Peppy, all systems go!

Suddenly a fourth aircraft appeared with a talking toad.

Toad: Don't forget me!

Soon a blue and red bird appeared and was annoyed by the toad showing up late.

Bird: Slippy, what are you doing? Hurry up!

Toad: Don't worry.

Soon a large orange aircraft showed up behind the toad's ship and it wasn't friendly as a green hare appeared.

Green Hare: Attention all hands, battle stations.

The fox was confused at this sudden confrontation.

Fox: Huh?

Then the group sees the title of the next match-up.

Fox McCloud vs Bucky O'Hare

"More talking animals huh? This'll be good." Mine said.

"And most exciting." Dr. Stylish agreed.

And with that said, Lubbock pressed next for the last episode for today.