Christmas Special; Part 1
"Hey Sakura, Itachi, thanks for inviting us! Merry Christmas!" Chouji, Shikamaru, and Ino waved. Finally everyone was here. Sasuke, Sakura, Itachi, Konan, Naruto, Hidan. Chouji, Shikamaru, Ino, Tenten, Neji, Minato, Kushina, Tsunade, The Third, the Second, The First, konohamaru, everyone in the leaf village, including all of the clans, and the whole Uchiha clan. Everyone from the Frog village, and Dog village. Tobi, Zetsu, Kisame Sasori, Dierdara, Lee, Sai, Jiraiya, Icharaku man, Ayame, Gaara, Temari, Kankurou and a few random people who helped direct this "movie".
And now begins, The Christmas Party!
Chouji was rampaging across the table, eating all the delicious food cooked by Sakura, when he bumped into something fishy. He looked up into Kisame's beady eyes,
"Eh what are you looking at?" They began a pointless staring contest. Chouji pointed at him.
"Sushi!!"Chouji exclaimed, and Kisame's eyes widened. Chouji pulled out a giant butcher knife and began to chase Kisame around the Akatsuki mansion.
(With Minato, Kushina, Konan, arguing in front of Lady Tsunade)
"He's mine you back flipping nose picking she witch!" Konan Screeched
"No! He's my husband you dick sucking filth covered sewer hell bitch!" Kushina roared, showing off her immense strong chakra's.
Kakashi appears in a puff of smoke between the two, without his mask on.
"Yo. Sorry i'm late.... I.... uh....." Kakashi stopped, every girl in the room, even Sakura was staring at him, head titled to the side with a what the fuck printed on their forehead.
"I forgot to put my mask on... didn't I...." Kakashi sighed, and the what the fuck was still there on their face, in shock.
"Whoa! Kakashi sensei! Your freaking sexy!" Naruto pointed out, and suddenly all the girls had weapons and whips, and stuff like that, with a look of "he's mine back off bitch, on their faces."
"Yeah... Uhm... Kakashi... you should probably get to running now...." Minato cleared his throat, and at the same time Sakura leaped over the crowed with fire burning in her eyes, and let out a guttural warrior scream, as all the girls, even Hinata made way for Kakashi.
Kakashi darted through the crowd, dodging attacks left from right, side from side up and down!
"He's at the 50 Yard line, oo! They missed 60 yard line! Looks like no ones going to stop Sakura from getting Itachi now! Wait! it's Kushina! She's gotten ahead and blocked the front door! Who will get Kakashi sensei, Sakura or Kushina!?" Unfortunaley Sasori found the microphone and began doing his annoying announcer stuff.
"Back off grandma! He's my sensei and soon my sex toy! Now fuck off!" Sakura growled, sharpening her nails on the floor.
"Oooo! And Sakura's getting ready for a classic cat fight!" Sasori announced
"Ah forget it. What was the point of me even coming here tonight? There's a Make Out Paradise series on tonight anyways. What was I thinking?" Kakashi disappeared in a puff of smoke
(With Kockuzu)
"I will eat your hearts...." Scary music plays in background as Kockuzu says that, and spreads his coat like vampire wings. Lightning flashes and he gives Sai, Itachi, and Naruto a creepy smile.
"Yeah.... a bit creepy...." Itachi squinted
"Ahhhhhhhh!" Sai goes and runs off screaming like a girl... lmao....
End of Christmas Special part 1! GTG right now so I'll update a little later. PLEASE REVIEW!
