Chapter 31- Shadow is almost dissected, how fun!

Liz stood out on the street corner waiting for the bus. Hannah was standing next to her looking down the road for the others, "Where is everyone?" she asked.

"Putting on my clothes…" Liz mumbled angrily.

Hannah raised an eyebrow, "What?" she asked.

"You'll understand when you see them." Liz said looking down the street. As the big yellow monster came rolling down the street Hannah gasped, "Oh my God…"

Liz looked back to see the rest of the gang running towards them.

They stopped when as they approached, all of them panting. Hannah just stared at the five of them in shock.

Sonic wearing a blue hard rock café shirt, Tails wearing a happy bunny shirt, Knuckles a Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt, and Shadow a Led Zeppelin shirt. All of them had identical jeans on. Shadow obviously had the better wardrobe- (A/N: Oh shutup about Led Zeppelin for just two seconds, would you?)

"I guess being human has it's drawbacks." Liz said smiling wickedly at an out-of-breath Sonic.

"Shutup!" Sonic snapped.

Liz just laughed and looked at the bus as it rolled to a stop in front of them, "Well, at least Shadow doesn't have to worry about being dissected anymore." she added.

"I didn't think of that." Shadow said, "Sweet!"

Liz climbed onto the bus and went to the back. For some unknown reason Komodo and Mel weren't there.

Meanwhile…

Mel and Komodo were running through the woods from a squadrant of punies trying to stab them with shine sprites.

Later at school…

Liz slammed her locker closed and was approached by Komodo and Mel, both looking sadistic.

"There's something shiny on your back." Liz said.

Mel cringed and pulled a shine sprite out of her spine.

Liz raised an eyebrow, "I'm not even gonna ask." she said.

Dana came up to the three of them, "Hey. Where are Sonic and the others? I haven't seen them." she asked Liz.

"Who cares? You guys have to help me find someone to date so I can piss off Chris." Mel said.

"Still mad about the dance?" Dana asked.

"Extremely." Mel said, "Say, how about that guy in the Stairway to Heaven shirt near Shadow's locker. He's kinda cute. Who is that?"

Liz looked and smiled wickedly, "That, my friend, would be Shadow." she said.

Mel screamed and ran off to the bathroom to wash her mouth out wth soap.

Dana and Komodo just stared, "Wait… that's Shadow?" Dana asked.

"Yeah. SEGA had a graphic problem and now the Sonic gang is stuck as humans for a week." Liz said, "We should go see if Mel is trying to kill herself."

The three ran off to the bathroom after Mel.

Later…

Shadow walked into science class with a smile knowing that today there was absolutely no risk of being dissected.

The teacher stared at him for a moment, "Shadow?" she finally asked.

"Yeah. SEGA had a few problems…" he said cheerfully.

"Fascinating!" the teacher said excitedly.

Shadow's smile faded. Whenever she said 'fascinating' it was rarely a good sign. Hannah came in and sat down in her seat. Shadow sat next to her fearfully, "I have a bad feeling about this…" he mumbled.

"I've had a bad feeling since we walked into this classroom on day one." Hannah said, "Yet we come here everyday and are almost killed. What does that say about our intelligence?"

Hannah looked over at the students who were taking out their tool kits, "And that's our cue!" she said as she stood up and sprinted out of the classroom screaming.

Shadow glanced at them and tried to follow her but the teacher slammed the door shut before he could reach it. Liz was right when she said being human had drawbacks. It meant no super speed to escape from your evil science teacher.

Meanwhile…

Liz and Komodo sat behind Rouge in Social Studies, "So why is your hair blonde?" Komodo asked.

"Who knows? I guess they just didn't want it to be white." Rouge replied.

Then Hannah burst into the room and looked right at Liz, "Liz! The science teacher's going to dissect Shadow!" she screamed.

"Oh no! He's wearing my favorite shirt!" Liz screamed as she stood up.

Hannah glared at her but Liz ran past her out into the hall and towards the science room.

Hannah ran off to get the principal and hopefully get her teacher fired for trying to dissect a student.

Shadow was chained to a desk and screaming for his life. "Don't be scared Shadow; your death will be for the sake of knowledge." the teacher said with a smile. Then she stuffed a sock into his mouth.

One of the students cut off Shadow's shirt at which Shadow only screamed louder, only his cries were now muffled by a nasty sock.

Then the door banged open and Liz glared in at the science teacher, "HOW DARE YOU?" she screamed, "That was my favorite shirt!"

Shadow said something inaudibly but you can be sure it was angry and profane.

Then Hannah came dragging the principal, "See? She's trying to kill Shadow!" she insisted.

"Science Teacher!" the principal shouted angrily, "I'm surprised at you."

"Doesn't this lady have a name?" Liz asked.

"You're next!" the teacher said angrily pointing at Liz. Then she jumped out the window.

"We're going to need a new science teacher…" the principal mumbled.

"GASP! PICK ME!" Liz said raising her hand.

"Alright, you're hired." Then he left and headed back to the office.

"We were promised a dissection at the beginning of this course!" one student whined.

"Alright. You can dissect this paperclip." Liz said reaching into her pocket, "Sorry Jimmy." she added to the paperclip.

As the kids pounced on the paperclip Hannah untied Shadow and pulled the sock out of his mouth.

"Thanks Hannah." he said rubbing his arms where the chains had cut into them.

"Hey look! Shadow has white chest hair!" Hannah said with a laugh, "I like you better when you're human. You're much more fun!"

"Would you like to join in the fun?" Liz asked with a smile.

Hannah's eyes became wide and she opened her mouth to protest but Liz snapped her fingers and there was a flash.

"AAH! YOU ASSHOLE!"