Oct 22, 2011 Saturday Mood: Thinking , " Am I on planet Earth? The best planet in the world? Nope! Try again, you're on Mars."

I feel like I'm on a foreign planet. I'm back home with the stupid maid. Oh! But you should have seen that stupid girl going all up on my dad. Mom didn't even notice at all. Like, MOM! THERE'S A GIRL TRYING TO STEAL YOUR FREAKING HUSBAND! HER PLAN IS WORKING!

I can tell Max wasn't too happy either. I guess he misses having a guy around or something. I miss Ash, too. We had a weird goodbye. Ever since he saw me in the towel... things have been weird. It was dead silent as he helped pack. Except those few screams every time he found a pair of my underwear. Things just got weirder. At least he gave me a goodbye kiss... on the cheek. Hey, it was something.

Back to life and death things, the cops send us extra security and shit. I think I have a bodyguard now... weird. It's not a 24/7 bodyguard. Just a guy who follows me depending where I go. A few of the maids left. NOT FREAKING WITCH THOUGH! I wonder if I could fire the staff... I'd definatley fire her. Or should I just record Witch and dad... I wonder.

Also, Max has his date tomorrow! Yay! Guess who an excited big sister! Me! Well, who else. Like duh. It's only Max and I. I'm the olde- YOU GET MY POINT! It's my job as a sister to help him. I actually got to see a picture of the girl. She's the perfect match for Max. She has brown hair, in two high ponytails, and freaking Larry Partner glasses. You know, those round ones. Also, soo unfashionable. Yep, I don't think I should help Max. He and his geeky ways have this all under control.

All I have to do is support him like the good big sister I am! Don't tell him, but I sort of read a few pages of his journal... I'M DOING WHAT WORRIED BIG SISTERS DO! OKAY?!

~May