Spidey: I'm back! with more updates on the conflict!

Cthuhlu: -giving large speech- It's called the Horror Icon Registration Act! Obey or I'll hunt you down!

Spidey: -becomes uber powerful- You're aware that this is my ask fic, right...

Cthuhlu: Yes...that's why you and Sidney are exempt from the act!

Spidey: Ok, but if this gets as crappy as the Marvel Civil War, you're going down! First Question!

Michael: -thinking- Ok...Linoge is much cooler...but Cthuhlu gave me candy...

Skullblade

-the Real Skullblade- Sidney: No, but I don't like myself.

Orochimaru: ...He's still screaming.

Spidey: No... I'm preparing myself now.

Deidara: ...That sentence was disturbing. Skrull:

Skrulls have no gender.

Hinata: Creepy.

Temaribot: FS looks burnt...

Sakura: -grabs popcorn-

Cthulu: ...Damn you, Ashley J. Williams. -is eaten-

-random note on ground- Now, back to playing Kingdom Hearts 2... I mean writing fanfiction...no, KH2 is right.

Sidney: But I like you...ish...

Orochimaru: That's probably because Sakura isn't finished yet...

Spidey: You might wanna consider not going back in time, that would be rather helpful.

Deidara: Your face is disturbing! -blows him up again-

Skrull: -turns into Orochimaru- I do now...I think...and if we don't have gender, how was the Hulkling born?

Hinata: You think I'm creepy? -teary eyes-

Spidey: Must...not...give...her...thousands of Cinnamin rolls! -runs off to find cinnamin rolls-

Temaribot: Mission complete...-loses power-

Spidey: -takes hat off- She was a good robot...oh well, guess I'm gonna need a new one! -presses button, which ejects her into space-

Sakura: -sticks head out of closet- Does anybody have some alcohal? -sees Skullblade- I'll be seeing you shortly. -winks-

Spidey: -holds his Playstation hostage- Update your fanfiction...NOW! Next Question!

Shaderoth

spidey:how dare he snaps finger and (ultimate jesus gundom apears and shaderoth teleports inside it) you may use my ninja jesus gundom if you wish (shaderoth flies off in ultimate jesus gundom looking for Pennywise)

issac:what does He-Who-Walks-Behind-The-Rose do to immortals?

dracula:okay (walks over and grops sidney and stands still)

sidney:turns and runs while sidney is distracted by the other shaderoth

spidey:thanks i will be sure to take realy good care of it plus now i have a way to dispose of bodies sweet wait can he eat humans body's i forgot (teleports away in gundom)

Spidey: I don't know if Jesus would approve of that name...but he has a sense of humor! -jumps into Gundam- Jesus would probably make a good ninja anyway!

Isaac: He eats them, then makes waste of them, then eats them again! -laughs maniacally-

Dracula: That's not really Sidney, that's that darned skrull.

Sidney: I know one way to stop you! -gets naked-

Spidey: -nosebleeds- Just make sure you don't feed him sugar...Next Question!-passes out from bloodloss-

Voidangel Sorren

Jack: It affects you much more than you know. Like the fact that they own this site.

Hannibal: Then kill it. Arent't you an expert at that sort of thing?

Pinhead: hammers his pins in There! All fixed.

Sidney: How did punching out that reporter chick feel?

Freddy: Hey, Fred. There's a thing called Proactive, have you heard of it? It should clear those pimples right up.

Dracula: You do realize there's cooler vamps than you? Like Lestat (Interview with a Vampire, Queen of the Damned) and...well, I loved you in Bram Stoker's Dracula, but you looked and acted like a stuck-up sissy pansy in Van Helsing. What's up with that?

Jack: Wow...scary thought.

Hannibal: My main area of expertise is killing PEOPLE, not appocolyptically powerful Demons...

Pinhead: YAY! That was fun, AND painful!

Sidney: It felt almost as good as killing all three Ghostfaces.

Freddy: My skin melted. I don't really get zits anymore.

Dracula: Lestat is my cousin. WHAT?! How dare they make me a sissy! Come my children of the night! Tonight we shall dine on Richard Roxburgh! -flies away with Vampire law ninja-

Spidey: Something tells me Richard won't be in any movies any time soon. Next question!

krystalkrueger777

Evil Ash: -Roughly kicks him in the crotch 6 times, then beats him with two shovels, then finally pokes him right in the eye- E, it's fun torturing you.

Frank: Where did you found that music box anyways?

Wishmaster: Mm, alright, I wish you were out of the Yaoi dimension.

Freddy: -About to go over and hug him, but stops in her tracks- Fred I'm sorry if I made you too fluffy towards me, and -Holds back tears- y-you can throw away the friendship necklace that I gave to you. -Was about to walk away, suddenly breaks down crying- RDB (Random Dude's Brother): -To Freddy- It's more then just a mere friendship/or penpal-necklace, Frederick.

Bad Ash: -cries- Your so mean!

Ash: -watches- It's pain amuses me.

Frank: I got it from some guy. I traded a bannana for it.

Wishmaster: -escapes from Yaoi Dimension- Freedom!

Spidey: -sends him back- He hasn't been punished enough yet.

Freddy: But I like her! -glomps- How about penpals with priviledges? -turns to RDB- And stay out of my business, or you'll end up like your brother...

Sakura: -sticks head out of closet- Sasuke isn't moving anymore, I think I broke him...can I have another?

Freddy: -throws RD into the closet- Enjoy.

Spidey:...great, now who am I gonna give Pinhead? Well, That raps up the fic...

Michael Myers: WAIT! I have an announcement to make! -gets on stool, and pulls off mask- My name, is Michael Myers, and I've been a killer since I was 9! Oh, and I'm on Cthuhlu's side! I support the Horror Icon Registration Act!

Cthulhu: -gives him candy- Good boy...

Michael: YAY! -eats candy-

Spidey: Cthulhu, Linoge, are you aware that there's a bigger threat coming? -gets phone call- WHAT?! A whole army of yaoi fangirls you say...want to kill whoever they think stands in the way of yaoi you say...ATTACKING ASK FICS YOU SAY?! -puts away cell phone- Quick, everybody stop fighting so we can repel this threat!

Horror Icons: -randomly start fighting over something stupid-

Spidey: Crap...I guess it's time to take this into my own hands. -gets into Jackie Chan Gundam- I only hope it's enough! I'm starting my own army called the Spidey Corps to repel this threat. If you want to join, post you profile when you review!

Profile...

Name: Spidey3000

Appearance: Crazyrandomsexilly handsome, red haired, blue eyed.

Contributions to Army: Is the leader and founder. Also has multiple Gundams and other weapons.

Spidey: You could also join this incredibly stupid Civil War as well, but I wouldn't advise it...

Cthulhu: Join me...registration is the new...um...whatever you humans find popular these days...and you'll probably win if you join my side!

Linoge: True...but I killed off Roanoak colony cause they pissed me off.

Spidey: We're doomed...R&R.