At this point...48 reviews. :3!!! I be so happy right now. I feel loved x333.

I'm just scared my humor is gonna run out =[.

Also, I got major writer's block when I wrote this. It was very annoying.

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Things Kabuto would never say:

1) Ugh, I don't feel like making Orochimaru's medecine today.

2) Fuck Orochimaru, I'm going to the Akatsuki.

3) Sasori, I just LOVE your hair!

4) Sasori...this puppet is really cozy...don't you think? *Huggles*

5) I be a-mixing teh potions and teh juices and teh li...li...liquids! Ooh, dats a hard word, hard word...all fo Owochimawu-samaaaaaaa~~~!!! *Orochimaru: STFU, KABUTO!!!*

6) Things that bother you never bother me, I feel happy and fine, living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful TIIIIME~~~!!!*

7) Orochimaru!!! I have the map to the location of the--AGHUGHGH!!! *Sasuke: It's...it's not what you think...**Orochimaru: Sorry, Kabuto, your butt just isn't that tight anymore.*

8) Grr...if it wasn't for Orochimaru, I'd know what sex with a girl is like...

9) Ok, so I just fill this syringe with this liquid and then--whoops! Oh crap...ow, ow...someone call the doctor...poison control...ASPCA...

10) Hey Orochimaru...I was meaning to tell you something...this oral medication you've been taking...needs this certain ingredient...and...umm...pfffft-- *Orochimaru: Get on with it, Kabuto.* Human...sperm.

11) Pfft, Kimmimaro, you may think you are the coolest gray-haired person, but I am the coolest SILVER-haired person, biatch!

12) *Orochimaru: Hey, Kabuto, here's a belated birthday present...* Oh, you're too kind! Wait, what the--AUGHH, OROCHIMARU, IT'S BITING ME!!!!

13) *Orochimaru: Hey, Kabuto, could you do the laundry?* Sure, just give me the--oh, God, not the bed sheets! Ewwww!!

14) Hey, Orochimaru, I have your--OMG, OROCHIMARU! *Orochimaru: What? I get lonely...*

15) Don't call me four-eyes, or I'll burn your Seventeen magazines! *Sasuke: You bitch!*
16) *Sasuke: Waaaah! I don't like shots!* Don't worry...it'll take two seconds...there we go...would you like a lollipop now?

17) Owochimawu, your skin is so scaly x3 can I touch it? Pweez? *Orochimaru: Fiiiine.* Yaaaay!!! *touch*

18) Hop hop hop goes the toad, it does, it hops, yes it does, you don't believe me?!?! It hops, and it hops, and it HOPS!!! *Orochimaru: Ok, Kabuto, you know that vacation you were talking about? You go ahead and take it...*

19) *Sasuke: Sorry, Kabuto, I think I broke this lamp...* What lamp?!?! *Sasuke: This one...* Nuu! That's Orochimaru's heat lamp! *Sasuke: And that...means...?* Orochimaru is cold-blooded!! *Sasuke: Oh. Shit.*

20) I iz a pokemoooon!!! :3

21) Look, Owochimawu, I is a snake toooo!! *Orochimaru: Kabuto, get off of the floor...*

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*Living in the Sunlight, by Tiny Tim. Also from the first episode of Spongebob.