AN: sot das fok up!11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u!1111 erathan u rok boi fangz 4 da help MCR ROX 666!111111111111
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"Oh my satan!1" we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. SHadis and Vice Commander Rico started to shoot at us angrily.
"CUM NOW!1!" Rico yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Shade garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
"Hey what the fuck!111" Titan shooted angrily.
"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" Levi demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Pixie noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to training. So give back da camera!1111"
Hahahaha the King thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Shade laughed meanly.
"Yes so shut your mputh you fools!" yelled Rico. She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Levi started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111).
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz to titqns kroniklz ethan sed so ok so fok u!1). Titan took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then….. he and Shade both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I titan shifted but into a smol titan.
"Rawr!" I roared. Shad stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA FITE. Rico did a sneeack and so we were all chained up and stuff. She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Erwin I'm going 2 go now." She left. Shadis started to laugh evilly. Titan started to cry. He hated being called Erwin even tho she was talkin to Shaddy-Boy.
"It's ok Erren." said Levi. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Shad."
SHadis laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111
