Chapter 26.5 - Hangin' With The Comedy Group

A/N: If you've not seen SNL in some years, you probably don't know who Kristen Wiig is. FYI: Kristen Wiig is A-MAH-ZING! So, you should get with the program or not, it's your choice. And for the people who do watch SNL constantly-DON'T YOU JUST LOOOOOVE KRISTEN WIIG ! ?

"Where to?" the taxi driver asked.
"30 Rock." Julianne answered.
"Sure thing, hon." the driver responded.
"Comedy group.-Wait, are we hanging out with the actors from Saturday Night Live?" Will asked eagerly.
"Shh!" Julianne said, putting a finger over her mouth lazily, "It's a secret." she whispered like it was the most obvious thing in the world.


Julianne took out a pass with her picture on it, and put it around her neck right when the taxi stopped. "Thank you, sir."
The driver turned around, "Hey! Aren't you Julianne Rudetsky! I've seen your work, and you. Are. Fabuloso! Your gays love you!" the man exclaimed.
"Wow." Julianne laughed, "I have more than one gay!"
"Yes! Of course! We adore you and your family! You people are just AMAZING!" the man took out a headshot of Julianne, "If you sign this, I will be the happiest gay man on Earth.-PS, this ride was free!"
Julianne took out her handy dandy silver sharpie, "Who do I make this out to?"
"Donny!" he smiled.
Julianne signed it:

Dear Donny,

You are so wonderful. I love you too, doll.

With All My Heart,

Julianne Rudetsky

"Here you go." Julianne smiled and handed the picture back to him.
"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU SOOO MUCH!" Donny said giddily.
"Thank YOU, doll." Julianne laughed, and they got out of the car.


Everyone in the NBC building seemed to know her; the people at the front desk, the security guards, LORNE FREAKING MICHEALS. EVERYONE.
The trio reached the stage door to Saturday Night Live, and Emma started to hyperventilate, "I'm sorry.-I just LOVE this show!"
"I didn't even know you watched it!" Julianne and Will said in surprise.
"I just love everybody!-Especially Kristen Wiig! I think she's hilarious! Comedy gold." Emma gushed.
"Well." Julianne smirked, "You'll sure get a kick out of this." she opened the door to reveal the stage of SNL. And the cast mates on it.
"Holy crap." Emma whispered silently.
"Heard that." Julianne laughed.
"I can't believe it!" Will whispered in awe.
"Shut up!" a woman said looking their way. "Shut the Drew Barrymore up! I think that's my baby J Wiig!" the lady ran to Julianne and embraced her.
"Kristen Wiig." Emma whispered repeatedly, looking like she was going to faint.
"How's my favorite niece?" Kristen asked.
"Julianne is Kristen Wiig's niece." Emma said rapidly, just about to faint.
Luckily, Will quickly caught her before she hit the ground.
"Baby, we were just about to wrap and leave." Kristen explained.
"My point.-I'm bringing y'all to see A Little Night's Music and West Side." Julianne announced.
"We're in!" Keenan shouted.
"I'm going. To die." Emma said, hyperventilating.
Kristen walked up to Will and Emma, "Hi! I'm Kristen Wiig! And you are?" she said, holding out her hand.
"She just talked to me." Emma said faintly. Her eyes then closed, and her body went limp.
Kristen looked concerned, "Is she going to be okay?"
"Hi, I'm Will Schuester, and the lady who just passed out is my wife, as of yesterday, Emma Pillsbury-Schuester.-And it'll take a few minutes for her to recover.-We're big fans." Will said as Julianne took Emma to a chair, and as he shook Kristen's hand.
"Thank you, and congratulations!" Kristen smiled, "Where did you two get married?"
"On the stage of the Broadway Theatre, by Kathy Griffin-which is something rather weird and rare to say." Will smiled.
Kristen laughed, "You never know when you're with Julianne!"
Will laughed nervously and scratched the back of his head, "Nope." he said, popping the 'P'.
"Oh no!" Kristen said shaking her head and holding back her laughter, "You called her predictable, didn't you?" she finally let out her laughter.
Will laughed, "Why is this funny?"
"This happened to Amy-yes, Poehler-in the last year or so.-Amy called her predictable, and Julianne proved her wrong. And I'm never allowed to tell the specific details. But, to this day, Amy is OB-SESSED with 'The Office', and no one knows why. I mean, I get it, how she can be obsessed with that show-it's one of my all time favorites...The lady knows almost every word to every episode." Kristen laughed, "True story."

3 minutes later...

When Emma came to, Kristen and Julianne were right in front of her.
"Good. She's not dead." Kristen smiled.
"Oh, thank GOD! Emma! You're back!" Julianne said, hugging Emma.
"I like hugs." Kristen said cheerily, and joined the two, "This is nice."
They unattached from Emma, "I see that Julianne gets her humor from you, Kathy, and-" Emma stopped when a woman walked up behind Kristen and Julianne.
"Tina Fey." Kristen and Julianne laughed.
"Is she-"
"Wassup niecey?" Tina said, fist-bumping Julianne.
"Wassup Liz Lemon?" Julianne laughed.
"Oh my gosh. You're related to her too." Emma said, back in shock.
"What are you doing here?" Julianne asked Tina.
"Trying to find someone to-" Tina was cut off.
"Hey, Julianne." Kristen grinned, "How would you like to host Saturday Night Live next week...and recruit a musical guest? Eh? Eh?" Kristen asked, nudging Julianne as she did so.
"Um sure," Julianne's phone buzzed, "Hold up."

sup annz? we're up in NYC right now. where u b ?

"It's my cousin Hayl-hold up."

cuz, how'd you & the guys like to be the musical guest on SNL next week?

that would be freakin' awesome

"Paramore's the musical guest next week!" Julianne announced.

you've just been booked (;

holy crudballs, srsly ?

yup. just told my aunts kristen & tina that you were. so . . . i'm pretty sure that's a yes.

sickness! peace out annz.

sayonara, lee (;

"Wanna go now?" Julianne asked, eager.
"Let's roll my nerds!" Tina exclaimed.
"To A Little Night's Music!" Julianne exclaimed.
Kristen and Tina did "opera".
"It's a musical, not an operetta." Julianne said, as she opened the door of the studio, "Let's roll."
"She learned that, from," Tina started pointing at herself, and mouthed the word 'me'.
"A German lady named 'Me' who can't speak?" Kristen and Julianne said at the same time. The two laughed, "WIN!" and high-fived.
Emma laughed, "Kristen, Kathy, and Tina, alright!"
"You got it, dude!" Kristen, Tina, and Julianne exclaimed.


The group sat in the front row. During the bows, Bernadette Peters came to the front of the stage and bowed. Right in the middle of her coming back to her spot on stage, she stopped, "Julianne?" (fyi: the mics were still hot) "Julianne Barbra Monica Rudetsky, is that you?"
Applause and screams came from the audience. "GO JULIANNE! WOOO!" Kristen screamed.
"I KNOW that chick!" Tina stated, "She's related to TINA FREAKIN' FEY!" she screamed.
Julianne rolled her eyes, and stood up, "Thanks everyone.-Yes, it's me Aunt Bernadette."
"Oh God!" Bernadette said, getting as close to the edge of the stage as possible, "I haven't seen you in AGES! How've you been?"
"Seriously, during curtain call?" Julianne laughed.
"Yes, I love you THAT MUCH."


Tina hugged Julianne hard, "Ribs, T. Watch the ribs." Tina let go of Julianne.
"I'm just gonna miss you." Tina mumbled exaggeratedly, while hyperventilating.
"I'm video chatting with you peeps, remember? Practice?" Julianne smiled.
Kristen then bear-hugged her, "I love you, Annie from the block."
"I love you too, KWiig from around the corner." Julianne laughed, and both of them let go of each other. Kristen started touching Julianne's face awkwardly, "What are you doing?"
"What does it look like I'm doing?" Kristen scoffed, "I'm touching your face-DUH!"
"I'll see all of you next week." Julianne smiled as Emma, Will, and her got into their cab.


The plane ride back was pretty quiet, considering the fact that the men were sitting next to each other and looked like they'd passed out, and Rachel was sound asleep too.
The only ones awake were Emma and Julianne.
"Puck and Rachel.-Together?" Emma said, bewildered.
"Yes, Noah and Rachel.-I told you the whole story, and I have proof.-What more do you want?" Julianne said, throwing her hands up.
"Well, I do remember the week they went out...they seemed perfect-inseparable. They were really cute together." Emma smiled in remembrance.
"I rest my case."
"Your case?"
"My case being: they're sickeningly adorable, and they simply make each other better people."
"True dat." Emma agreed.
"Wow. Never thought of the day would come when you'd say that-but, alas, that day has come." Julianne said shaking her head.
"Goodnight Julie." Emma laughed.
"Goodnight Ginger who just happens to be a crazy shiska and is now married to my choir teacher." Julianne smiled as she put her earphones into her ears.

because I knew you...I have been changed...


a little touch of wicked . . .

theBROADWAYgeek (;3