Luna and Lynn react to: Shane Douglas sends a message: ECW, Aug. 27, 1994!
Lynn suddenly smacked the table that made Luna startled.
"What's up, Loud fans? It's time for another reaction~" The sporty sister danced before smirking.
"Do you have to do that, do 'ya?" Luna commented.
"Well, I guess we need an extreme introduction every video… which leads us to react in a video about ECW – Extreme Championship Wrestling!"
"The wha—I am clueless about wrestling. Why did you bought me in?"
"It's on the list." Lynn gave a paper to Luna, which she saw her name and frowned.
"I guess I can do this…"
"Alright, the title is called 'Shane Douglas sends a message… August 27, 1994!'"
"A message? What kind of message?" Luna seemed to be clueless.
"Sometimes, that message could be special or could cause attention to the fans… in other words, it could be good or bad…" Lynn explained.
"Oh… you know this Shane-y dude, right?"
"I think I heard that name before and this one's on the nineties. So I have less knowledge about it."
"Ooh, bloody…"
"Yeah, there's blood in here!" Lynn was referring to the company.
"No-no-no! It's not real blood that we're talking to!" Luna waves her off as she retorted and elaborated. "You know what? Let's start watching it!"
"Great idea!" Lynn clicked the video to start their reactions as they listen closely to the promo of a certain wrestler.
"I stand here before on our father tonight! As I said I would be World's Heavyweight Champion!" Shane paused to take a deep breath.
"Uhh, what's the dude's saying?" Luna asked.
Lynn shushed her big sister, that made her glare at the attentive wrestling fan.
"In the tradition… on Lou Thesz… in the tradition of Jack Briscoe, of the Briscoe Brothers, of Dory Funk, Jr…"
"Who's he mentioning?" Luna asked again.
"I think the wrestlers who hold that belt on his shoulders…" Lynn answered clearly.
The crowd was mildly cheering to the champion as he panted heavily and continues to talk.
"…of Terry Funk, who will never die!"
The crowd clapped for the mention of The Hardcore Icon.
"I have no idea on who they are honestly…" Lynn said.
"As the real Nature Boy, Buddy Rogers upstairs tonight…" Shane looked back to the belt and tries to enumerate every champion that held the title that he currently obtained.
…to the Harley Race's, to the Barry Windham's, to the…" He stopped again, trying to recall some recognizable people.
"I think he's trying to say all of the guys that used to hold that belt a long time ago." Luna assumed.
"…Ric Flair's." The crowd reacted neutrally on the mention of The Second Nature Boy.
"I accept this Heavyweight Title… wait a second, wait a second… Kerry von Erich… of the fat man himself, Dusty Rhodes…" He wiped his sweat on his face and looked up. "This is tonight, God…" He looked once more to the belt.
"I think that's a great belt. It looks sick!" Luna reacted to the prestigious belt.
"I agree, I think that belt looks important…" Lynn agreed and presumed.
Shane folded the belt and judged. "God, that looks beautiful…" He continues to pant. "…and Ricky Steamboat…"
"And they. Can all. Kiss. My. Ass!" The champion threw the belt to the outside.
"What?! Blimey for limey! Why did he throw the gold?" Luna reacted furiously.
"I think he's trying to prove something for himself." Lynn quickly answered.
The crowd cheered and Joey Styles, the commentator reacted:
"What in the hell is he doing!"
"Because!" Shane Douglas became more aggressive at this point and continued. "I am not the man who accepts the torch to be hand on out of me! From an organization that died, R-I-P, seven years ago!" He stopped to recapture the air.
While both Luna and Lynn were stunned at this part.
"Wow… he looks like a cocky dude who proves that he's the face of that!" Luna suspected the whole promo, which Lynn agreed.
"The Franchise, Shane Douglas is the man who ignites the new flame of the sport of professional wrestling!" The crowd's cheer became clear as they clapped at his remark.
"I don't know about wrestling but isn't that off-script?" Luna asked.
"For some reason and you bought that up… I think it is." Lynn replied instantly with a nod.
Douglas made his way to the ropes where he grabbed a belt that is different than the first one and looked at its appearance.
"So he changed the belt?" Luna continues to question some unusual things on this sport.
"I have no idea!" Lynn shook her head.
"That's the ECW belt…" Joey Styles concluded.
"Tonight! Before dawn of my father as witness… I declare… myself… THE FRANCHISE! As the NEW ECW HEAVYWEIGHT. CHAMPION. OF THE. WORLD!"
The crowd applauded the passionate statement of the wrestler. Meanwhile, both sisters were staring at the new belt and judged by its look.
"I think it's good but that the other one looked precious than this one!" Luna gave her verdict.
"I think it's cool," Lynn smirked.
"Shane Douglas declaring himself, ECW World Champion!" Styles said off-screen.
"We have set up to change the face of Professional Wrestling!" Shane paused to huff. "So tonight… let the new era begin, the era of the sport of Professional Wrestling, the era of The Franchise… the era of E-C-W!"
The crowd cheered him for the last time as the video was cut short until to that part. Both Lynn and Luna gave their thoughts on the remarkable promo of Shane Douglas.
"I think that was okay. He looks like a nutter, I'll admit that. And I think his statement looks promising. I think this is an important segment and this guy just killed it!" Luna gave her final judgement.
"That looks cool! I don't know if he pissed off the people that he mentioned—"
"I think most of them are dead!"
"I know, I know, maybe some people did not like this at all… And I think it's a major statement for wrestling!" Lynn said. "So probably it's a shoot!"
"Huh? What's a shoot?"
"Just like you said, it's an off-script segment where someone called out, as you said also, to piss them off. It is like a gun – you're the gun, the targets are your actual targets, you shoot them or if you call them at wrestling, talk dirty to them…"
"Oh…" Luna understood what she meant by that word. "That's understandable!"
"I think that's it… our reaction! Tune in next time for more reactions! Be sure to stay tuned and don't forget to—" Lynn started the end credits.
"Like, share, and subscribe for more contents!" Luna continued. "That's it for now and we'll see you soon!" She waved to the camera and also Lynn, who was carrying a belt that was made from hemp and the remnants of an oak tree. "What the hell is that?"
"Shut up! I'm trying to do the same thing!" Lynn raised the belt slowly and continued. "I am Lynn Loud, your Royal Woods Champion! I am the best in the world in what I do! I am the greatest of them all! And all of my haters can kiss my butt!" She wiggled her hips to show her fluffy ass.
Luna facepalmed and muttered. "Of course, she's at it again! I'm out!" She walked out of the camera's radar as Lynn continues her speech and her voice became inaudible as it ended the video abruptly.
