I do not own Danny Phantom.

An Annoyed Rock Star

"We're at my house," muttered Danny.

Sam rolled her eyes. "I didn't notice," she drawled sarcastically.

The three teens stood in front of the swirling green Ghost Portal. Danny shot his beret-clad friend a suspicious glare. "We're going in there, aren't we?"

Tucker crossed his arms. "You know it. I dare you to destroy Ember's guitar collection."

Danny smiled in relief. "That doesn't sound so bad."

"Says the guy with ghost powers!" snapped Sam. "What am I supposed to do?"

Danny smirked and two blue rings surrounded him. They spread over his body until he became Phantom. "I'll give you the fun job. You get to destroy Ember's guitars. I'll distract the Pop Princess."

Sam scowled. "This is going to suck."

She allowed herself to be shoved into the Spectre Speeder despite her misgivings. Danny piloted and they entered the realm of ghosts. He cruised the silver vehicle over to Ember's abode, which was a purple door with a guitar painted on the front.

"Wait here," he whispered.

He phased out of the vehicle and went over to the door. He rapped sharply and Ember soon filled the doorframe. "What do you want?" she snapped.

Without saying anything, Danny lifted his hand, fired off a mild plasma blast and took off. Ember stood in stunned disbelief for a moment, her face covered in ash.

She soon broke out of her stupor. "You dipstick!" she screamed, taking pursuit of the halfa.

Sam watched as the angry rock star swung her guitar after Danny in an attempt to belt him a good one. Danny snickered, sticking his tongue out and carefully leading Ember away from the Spectre Speeder.

When they were out of sight, Sam steered the vehicle up to Ember's lair and slipped inside.

Sleek, shiny guitars lined the grey walls. A drum set was stuffed in the corner. I am so dead if I'm busted, she thought.

She plucked a guitar from one of the hooks and bashed it harshly on the floor. She giggled. This is pretty fun.

As she continued her destructive rampage, Danny was currently fleeing from the ticked off ghost. He ducked a hypno-blast and shot another plasma beam. Ember grunted as she was sent crashing into a green door.

"What do you want, dipstick?" she growled. "It's not entirely like you to just harass us out of the blue."

Danny shrugged. "I missed you. Didn't you miss me?"

Ember scowled. "Cut the banter. You're up to something. And I want to know what." A green fist sailed out of her guitar and slammed into his torso. Danny gasped as the air was knocked out of him.

"Oh, you so deserve having your guitars getting smashed," Danny snapped.

Embers pale face turned a brilliant shade of red as she shouldered her purple guitar. "What?"

"Ah, crap." Danny watched in dismay as Ember flew towards her lair at an impressive speed. He quickly hightailed it after her.

Sam had gleefully raised the last guitar over her head when Danny's voice rang out, "Sam! Leave! Ember's gonna kill-"

She paled as Danny crashed through the door and a very furious Ember stood in the doorway, surveying the busted metal and strings littering her floor. Her left eye twitched as she regarded the now-bare walls.

"Aaaggghhh!"

Tucker jumped as a horrible scream came from deep within the Ghost Portal. "Oh, goody!"

He held up his P.D.A and watched happily as Sam and Danny went sprawling across the floor, black and blue. Sam hauled herself up and limped towards the red button.

"You dumb stupid-"

The doors of the portal slammed shut in Ember's crimson face, cutting off her insult which probably would have turned into a threat.

Danny yelped as fist-shaped dents began appearing in the metal doors.

Sam glared at Tucker. "Thanks for the help!"

Tucker smirked. "Hey, at least you have more chickens then Danny. And Ember will forget about this eventually."

The doors blew off in a purple haze. Tucker dove behind the metal workbenches as Danny and Sam screamed for their lives.