Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Island, Action or The Season That Must Never Be Named. They belong to Teletoon and cartoon network. I also do not own the alphabet theme; that belongs to Frank15 and his story Total Drama Alphabet. I do however own all twenty eight OC's in this story so please do not steal them.
The Warning: This chapter contains vomit, gross food, kissing, an allergic reaction, a sadistic host, Quana going nuclear in rage and Uzuri getting drunk. Nothing M rated though nor will it ever be.
Pairings: SpiderxQuana BarneyxLavender JimmyxEleanor AndyxMable GaryxRaven VinniexUzuri OscarxXaria.
Note: This is probably the most heartwarming and dramatic chapter yet. A lot of interesting stuff happens and a camper crosses the Moral Event Horizon. I am particularly pleased with how this chapter has turned out. And who says thirteen is unlucky? I hope you all enjoy the chapter. And if you enjoy it a lot why not leave a review?
This is gonna be gross!
Dedicated to Korma 2010 - 2011
"And we're back." Said Chris while trying not to laugh at the campers. "When we left off the campers were eating fingernails and toenails, bon appetite! Haha!"
"This is so gross." Said Tabitha sickly as she finished the last of the toenails. "I bet you're enjoying this right Chris?"
"You bet I am! Haha!" Laughed Chris sadistically. "I just love the sound of suffering."
Confessional: That … was gross.
Spider: That was disgusting; but *cough* I've got to keep going.
"And it looks like everyone has finished the round." Said Chris in a little surprise as Lavender ate the last finger nail. "Looks like nobody has dropped out so far … but that might change with the next round! Bring out…
…
…
The gruel!"
"Gruel? Don't they serve that in the army?" Asked Jimmy.
"If that; usually at a prisoner of war camp." Said Eleanor as she gagged at the sight of the sloppy grey blob set down on a plate in front of her.
It was indeed sloppy; it was like a pile of grey slime and it smelt of nothing any of the campers deemed to be edible. Uzuri spooned some of the food and ate some. A moment later she gagged.
"I bet this is what murderers were raised on; why else would they turn to crime?" Said Uzuri sickly.
"I think you might be right." Agreed Vinnie as he shoveled the gross gruel in quickly to get it over with as fast as possible.
As the campers began to eat the gruel they all gagged; it tasted, quite frankly … like shit. It was absolutely terrible! Kasimar was the first to finish and shrugged indifferently.
"Eh, I've had worse." Said Kasimar as he sniggered at the suffering of everyone else. "What's the matter; can't you cool your gruel? Yahahaha!"
"That doesn't make any sense." Gagged Lavender as she finished off the nasty grey slop.
"Your point?" Said Kasimar idly.
Lavender simply turned away from Kasimar and saw the rest of her team was finishing.
"Oh gosh this is disgusting." Gagged Xaria. "I thought Chef's cooking was improving, but this is crap!"
"Actually it's my cooking." Said Chris irritably.
"That explains a lot." Said Xaria as the last bits of gruel were finished.
Confessional: Good golly gruel!
Xaria: I don't have the strongest stomach so it's understandable that the gruel isn't really agreeing with me … where did Chris learn to cook; a sewer? Blech!
Kasimar: That wasn't really so bad. Sure, it was gross as buggery … but the looks of pain and disgust on the others faces made it easier. Yahaha!
"Well; you've all finished the gruel, I'll have to say I was expected at least one of you to puke." Said Chris before smirking. "Though some of you do look a little sick so I guess it's not a complete loss."
"I think my stomach is holding a mutiny." Said Jimmy in disgust at the food.
"Me too." Agreed Spider as he held his stomach with one hand. "But we've got *cough* to last as long as we *cough* can."
"True … I just thought; if this is only the beginning what are the final dishes going to be like?" Asked Quana in dread.
"Hopefully not *cough* too bad." Said Spider with a cough.
"Time for the next course." Said Chris with a snigger. "I hope you like fish."
"Are we eating a stickleback with the spines still on yaaar?" Asked Barney. "It had better not be koi!"
"Nope; though sticklebacks would have been a good idea … this time you are eating … fish eyes! Haha!" Laughed Chris snidely as the interns passed out bowls to the campers; each of them had three fish eyes on them.
"Oh you've gotta be kidding me." Said Oscar in a deadpan voice.
"Nope; this is your fifth course." Smirked Chris.
Barney looked at the fish eyes hesitantly and scooped them up; he ate them and swallowed without even chewing them.
"Good idea Barney." Said Eleanor as she mimicked how Barney had eaten the fish eyes. Like the pirate she didn't taste anything.
Everyone else had seen this and copied what Barney had done; not even one camper had to taste the slimy fish eyes. Chris was visibly annoyed.
"NO! NO! NOOOO! You weren't supposed to do that! You had to chew them and hopefully puke you #bleep# idiots!" Roared Chris.
"Take a chill pill; it's no big deal." Said Vinnie in amusement at Chris's temper tantrum.
"It so is a big deal! I had twenty bucks that somebody would puke by the fifth round; now I'm down by two tenners! Dammit!" Growled Chris. "But maybe the next dish will make everything better. Haha!"
Confessional: Somebody is definitely a grumpy Gus.
Spider: Chris really needs to *cough* calm down. All that rage is *cough* bad for his blood pressure.
Eleanor: Tut, tut, a grown man having a tantrum like a baby … how immature of him. Chris should act his age, not his shoe size. (Eleanor laughs in mirth).
Barney: It pains me to se a grown man cry … but on the other hand it's hilarious to see a grown man have a temper tantrum! Yohohohohoho! What a jellyfish!
Tabitha: Chris should keep his emotions in check like I do. Its how nobody suspects a thing so far … and also how they never will.
"Ok; the sixth dish is going to be … olives!" Cackled Chris as plates of green olives were passed around.
"Eeeeewww!" Flinched Uzuri. "Olives are gross!"
"You don't say." Gagged Tabitha as she began to eat the disgusting dish.
"Olives are the worst thing since Geography class; yaaaar, this is peg leggedly cruel." Said Barney as he began to force feed himself the food.
"I hate olives." Gagged Mable as she quickly ate the gross vegetables (and I use the term vegetable loosely).
"This isn't so bad." Said Kasimar as he bit into his third olive and gagged. "Seeing you all suffer makes it a whole lot more bearable for me. Yahaha!"
The other four members of Team Grenade glared at Kasimar as they ate the olives. Xaria had turned a shade of green while eating them.
"Xaria; are you ok?" Asked Oscar as he glanced at his girlfriend.
"I hate olives." Groaned Xaria. "I think … I'm gonna hurl!"
Xaria got up and ran to the window and puked as well as coughed sickly. Chris began to laugh as Xaria groaned in disgust from the bile.
"And Xaria is out!" Laughed Chris sadistically. "I would have thought Spider would have been the first out but I guess seeing bumble bee puke isn't that bad either! Haha!"
"Shut up Chris." Said Oscar firmly.
"Ok, no need to get testy!" Said Chris fearfully as he knew all too well how strong Oscar was.
Xaria leaned back in from the window and staggered back to her seat. She sat down and sighed in disappointment. Oscar patted her back in comfort.
"This bites; I was the first one out." Said Xaria bitterly.
"Don't worry about it; we can still win, and if not Kasimar is gonna get voted off. Either way you're still going to be here." Said Oscar with a smile.
"Thanks Oscar." Said Xaria with a smile of her own.
"No problem." Replied Oscar.
Confessional: I hate olives!
Oscar: Truth be told I hate olives as well; in fact, I don't know a single person who even likes them. That's probably why Chris served them; because everyone hates them.
Chris: Steroid monkey catches on quick; and besides, suffering is funny! Provided it isn't me who is suffering that is. Haha!
"The next dish is going to be … bacon cubes!" Said Chris with a snigger.
"What's so bad about that?" Asked Lavender. "Everything's great with bacon."
"Ah; but you aren't eating the meat … you're eating cubes of the fat! Haha!" Laughed Chris as plates with cubes of bacon fat on them were passed around. "Now pig out or puke!
"This is insanitary." Gagged Quana as she hesitantly ate one of the bacon fat cubes and made a funny face of disgust.
"Yuck … yuck … yuck." Said Barney every time he chewed. When he swallowed he looked quite relieved before he saw more on the plate. "Yaaaar man."
"I'm wondering if Chris *cough* read the recipes upside down *cough* to make them this bad." Gagged Spider as he swallowed another bacon fat cube and shuddered.
"He's defiantly not as good as Gary." Agreed Quana as she ate another bacon fat cube and gagged. "I'm wondering if Chris had any originality left; most of the recent challenges have been reused from last season."
"But this time *cough* we've got fifty courses at *gag* most." Said Spider as he went cross eyed in repulsion of the food. "Ok; I finished … I *cough* never want to eat those again."
"You're not the only one." Said Quana as she finished the last one as she faced her crush. "This challenge is pretty demanding on my stomach; I feel kind of sickly."
"Welcome to *cough* my world." Said Spider glumly. "Join the sick side; we *cough* have haribo."
Quana began to laugh at Spider's joke and soon Spider joined in though he coughed every couple of seconds.
Confessional: Join the confessional side; we have toilets!
Spider: (He sighs dreamily). I love that *cough* girl.
Quana: (She sighs dreamily). I love that boy.
Chris: (He sighs dreamily). I love myself! Haha!
Uzuri lowered her head so she was level with the last of her bacon fat cubes; she poked it and jiggled like jelly.
"It's so wobbly; kinda like jelly but it probably tastes like bone marrow. Ick!" Said Uzuri as she picked it up and swallowed it whole.
"That'a girl Uzuri." Clapped Vinnie.
"Good job Uzuri … oooo, I don't feel well." Groaned Tabitha as she held her hand to her gut.
"Are you ok Tabitha; don't puke!" Said Uzuri frantically.
"Don't worry; I'm not out of this yet … but I don't have a very strong stomach." Explained Tabitha. "Well; at least all the fatty bacon cubes are gone … I'll never look at bacon the same way again. This is more painful than that visit from my cousin … and I'm not getting into that."
"Looks like everyone's done." Noted Vinnie as the plates of every camper were empty.
"So all of you but Xaria are still in?" Said Chris in surprise. "Well; before we continue will the big fat first loser please get up and move to the loser table."
Chris pointed to a fourth table at the edge of the room. Xaria frowned as she got up. As she walked past Chris she kicked him in the shin.
"OW!" Wailed Chris as he hopped up and down in pain; everybody laughed and most applauded Xaria, no prizes for guessing who didn't applaud.
"No applause necessary; I've wanted to do that for a while." Smirked Xaria as she sat at the loser table to watch the rest of the challenge.
Confessional: I have got no shin to have kicked.
Lavender: Gooooo Xaria!
"Ok; the next course is going to hopefully make SOMEBODY puke up chunks. This time you're going to be eating … lemons that are past their sell by date by eight months! Haha!" Laughed Chris as each camper received a lemon. "And you have to eat the whole thing, juice, seeds and skin, no exceptions! Haha!"
"Well; I like lemonade … so how bad could this be?" Said Jimmy as he picked up the lemon.
"I'm with you there me heartie! When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade! Yaaaar." Said Barney as he picked up his lemon.
Both boys took a large bite of the lemons … and instantly wished they hadn't. Their faces went all funny and twisted and they shuddered a bit. Barney swallowed and hung his tongue out with a wacky grin from the sour taste.
"Sooooooour." Said Barney as he twitched a little.
Jimmy had eaten a large chunk of the lemon and the extreme sour taste was overwhelming as he felt sickly.
"Are you ok Jimmy?" Asked Eleanor in concern.
"Gang way!" Yelled Jimmy as he covered his mouth and ran out of the mess hall; the sound of puking was heard a moment or two later. Chris cackled at both Jimmy's misfortune and the lemon induced looks on the campers faces.
"You guys look like clowns." Smirked Chris sadistically.
He was met with several campers flipping him the bird at once. Chris blinked and frowned.
"Now that isn't very nice is it?" Pouted Chris immaturely. "But then again neither next meal."
Jimmy walked back into the mess hall looking sickly and wiped his mouth a little.
"I never want to even look at a lemon again." Said Jimmy as he sat next to Xaria by the losers table.
"You ok little guy?" Asked Xaria.
"I'll be fine; though I doubt I'll be wanting a sherbet lemon for a while." Said Jimmy with a small chuckle. "Oh, and by the way, congratulations on hooking up with Oscar."
Xaria blushed and smiled.
"Thanks.
Confessional: I'd probably hook up with the kitchen pantry.
Jimmy: Its nice to see Xaria's happy; she's my friend and I don't really like to see my friends upset … and she really was upset yesterday. I don't know why yet but it might be rude to ask.
"The next course you losers are going to eat is pretty gross … you are going to be eating pig tongues! Haha!"
The sound of crickets chirping could be heard through the silence which is odd considering it was only around midday. Mable broke the silence.
"Oh for goodness sakes, you gotta be kidding me!" Said Mable in repulsion as interns handed dishes to each of the contestants and took away the empty plates from previous courses. Each one had a cooked, but clearly gross, pink colored pig tongue on it. Uzuri glanced at it and blinked.
"Can I get a hotdog roll with this?" Asked Uzuri as she poked the squidgy tongue. "And maybe some wasabi?"
"Yeeeeeeeee NO!" Laughed Chris sadistically. "Now everybody eat up or I'll have you drink a cup of Patch's piss, Haha!"
The threatened alternative to the pig tongue was so horribly vile that the campers still in the competition quickly began to eat their meals … with a bit of hesitation.
"How I wish I could have some ketchup with this savvy?" Said Barney as he took a bite and gulped. "Hmmm … not that bad … but it would have probably been better if it was grilled."
"I may like hotdogs but this is way out of the question." Said Quana as she took a bite. "How are you holding up Spider?"
"Not very *cough* well." Said Spider as he bit into his pig tongue and wretched for a moment. "But I'm not giving *sneeze* up."
"That's the spirit Spider." Applauded Eleanor as she finished her pig tongue and gagged in disgust. "Note to self; slimy and gooey is NOT a good combination."
"But we've all *cough* passed at least." Said Spider sickly. "This is definitely not *cough* food I would eat *cough* if I was given a choice."
"Amen to that." Agreed Quana with a sickly burp.
Confessional: I have no tongue … or any human body part for that matter.
Spider: I've suddenly grown a *sneeze* dislike for pork related foods.
Barney: Yaaaaar; that was a gross as Davey Jones locker; Davey works out a lot and has seriously sweaty socks. He stinks as much as a guy at my school called Walter who like me is on the honor roll … yes I'll admit to it this time; you've all probably figured it out anyway savvy?
Lavender … I hate Chris.
Chris: Shut up! I hate you! Grrrr!
Team Grenade were sickened by the food they had to eat; pigs tongues? What the hell was Chris thinking … more importantly, how did he escape from hell? That's what Lavender was thinking as she gulped the last of the pig tongue and gagged.
"I really don't like this challenge." Lamented Lavender as she leaned an elbow on the table and sighed. "Sure, I like greasy food but this is way past my limit."
"What a weak girl." Sneered Kasimar as he belched from his tongue. "This isn't that bad. I just wish they'd give us a curry; maybe a Vindaloo."
"I would be impressed with your ability to stomach this crap if it weren't for the fact you are a sexist, narcissistic and sociopath of a person." Shot Lavender. "Girls are just as good as guys you know!"
"Oh really; let me put it in a way you can understand. If girls invented everything we'd be in the Stone Age. Yahaha!" Laughed Kasimar at his sexist comment.
"If I had a gun I'd shoot you in the crotch." Said Lavender with a snarl. "And were you by any chance related to Hitler? You're as evil as he is a times!"
"Nope; but for you I could be." Said Kasimar as he wiggled his bushy eyebrows seductively.
"Yuck! No way!" Gagged Lavender. "I thought you hated me!"
"I do; but I can appreciate you have a great rack." Chuckled Kasimar.
Kasimar was met with a plate thrown at his face.
Confessional: "Plate" mail … get it?
Kasimar: Totally worth it; seeing her upset is pretty funny. Yahahaha!
Lavender: If Kasimar got his own spin off series it would be called 'The Awful Asshole'. He has no tact; I wonder if his parents are murderers by any chance.
"And everyone has eaten the pig tongues." Said Chris in surprise. "I would have at least two of you would have puked in that round; but maybe you won't be so lucky in the next round. This one is going to have a bit of a 'love it or hate it' thing going on. That's right … I'm talking about beer!"
A small glass filled with some sort of alcoholic beverage was passed to each camper. Eleanor raised an eyebrow dubiously and glanced at Chris like he was an idiot.
"In case you haven't noticed it yet I'm twelve; in other words I'm underage." Said Eleanor nice and slow for Chris's benefit. "In fact; I'm sure we all are; the minimum age in eighteen!"
"That's no problem; this is a special recipe with a various alcohol substitutes to replicate the taste yet not get you drunk. Well; you might get drunk but I doubt that'll happen." Shrugged Chris clearly not caring. "Anyway; get chugging as its time to pig out or puke!"
Kasimar drank the drink in a instant and belched.
"Is that supposed to be gross?" Asked Kasimar snidely. "That was pretty good."
"I tried in on the interns and they hated it." Said Chris in a little surprise. "Well; I guess they had weak stomachs anyway."
The contestants were drinking the glasses of the drink without too much difficulty. Uzuri had finished her and hiccupped after the final gulp.
"Uzuri … are you ok?" Asked Vinnie as he looked at his girlfriend with a raised eyebrow.
Uzuri's eyes looked a little unfocused and she was starting to get a silly smile on her face as she swayed side to side. She appeared to be drunk.
"Hello Mr. Spoon." Giggled Uzuri as she waved to the spoon on the table.
"Chris; I think Uzuri is drunk." Said Vinnie as he watched his lover start to hum the tune to 'Never Gonna Give You Up'.
"Hmm; I wondered who would get that one." Chuckled Chris.
"What?" Blinked Vinnie as Chris's words started to sink in. "You spiked her drink?"
"I spiked one of the drinks; I didn't have any way of knowing Uzuri would get it. Boy this'll be good for ratings! Haha!"
"What was in the spiked drink?" Asked Vinnie as Uzuri started to imitate a pear shooter.
"Just a dab of whisky and some pure alcohol, nothing much." Chuckled Chris. "Anyway; time to move onto the next course in the challenge!"
Vinnie felt anger at Chris but knew he had to make sure Uzuri didn't end up hurting herself. He turned to his girlfriend and saw she was smiling at Tabitha with distorted eyes.
"Are you … quite alright Uzuri?" Asked Tabitha while masking her amusement.
"…You're sexy!" Giggled Uzuri as she put her elbows on the table and laughed while looking at Tabitha slyly.
"Err … come again?" Said Tabitha with an uncomfortable look on her face.
"…Gimme a kiss!" Cooed Uzuri as she leaned for Tabitha; the taller and far more sober girl quickly backed her chair and herself out of Uzuri's reach.
"This could present a problem." Groaned Tabitha as some of the others laughed at the current situation.
Confessional: Slam drunk … now where have I heard that before?
Tabitha: The last thing I need is another girl hitting on me! Back at school people will be teasing me that a freak wanted to kiss me while under the influence of alcohol! She may not have succeeded but I'll never live this down.
Vinnie: I'm pretty sure Uzuri is straight and has her affections on me so that whole scene right then didn't bother me. Still; I now know to keep Uzuri away from the alcohol if we ever go out to some fancy restaurant or something. Though I have to say she did say some funny things.
Jimmy: No wonder there is a drinking limit; Uzuri went a bit doo lally.
Kasimar: Damn it! I would have really liked to see two girls swap spit. I guess I could hire people to do that once I win the million.
Uzuri: (She is still drunk and her shirt is a tiny bit ruffled up which has revealed a hot pink strap of her bra). The day goes down to the base of the floor to cuddle me by the hourglass! Teehee!
"Following that the next dish is going to be vomit pizza!" Smirked Chris.
"I have … no comment." Groaned Oscar in disgust.
"Yuck; vomit isn't for eating, its for ruining peoples Prom dresses." Said Kasimar in equal disgust.
"I don't even want to know." Said Mable with a shake of her head as each camper still in the game received a slice of brownish green pizza.
Uzuri ate it in one bite and giggled as she swayed a bit more. Vinnie followed her lead and quickly gagged in disgust as some bile rose from his throat; thankfully he managed to swallow it.
"Here goes; no need to hold me and force feed it to me like Trent last season." Said Mable as she took a bite of the pizza and her eyes widened and watered in disgust. A bit of liquid vomit had leaked out of the pizza and into her mouth.
"Oh good lord … BLEEEEECH!" Gagged Mable as she vomited … right into Kasimar's face.
Stunned Silence.
Kasimar blinked and screamed in fury while everyone else began to laugh at him.
"You stupid bitch!" Roared Kasimar as he leapt over the table and pushed Mable down. "Why couldn't you just #bleep# hold it in!"
"Leave my friend alone." Said Oscar as he picked Kasimar up over his head and tossed him back over the table and into a heap onto the floor. "And you may want a napkin to wipe your face with."
"And Mable is out." Laughed Chris. "To the loser table with you."
Mable got back up and groggily staggered to a seat on the loser table and sat down.
"Are you ok Mable?" Asked Xaria. "You're not hurt are you?"
"Naw; I'll be fine, takes more than a push to hurt me." Said Mable before gagging sickly. "But that food is disgusting. I don't event want to know what the final few dishes are going to be like."
"Thankfully we won't have to try them as we're already out." Said Jimmy in relief. "Thank goodness for that because I'm thinking that Chris would make us eat something like Patch's armpit hair; yuck! Besides; you aren't going to be voted off is Kasimar is on the chopping block too.
Both Xaria and Mable looked quite sickened at that prospect and were in a way relieved they had lost as they were in no danger of being voted off anyway.
Confession: Patch's armpits are a place you don't want to make a pit stop. Seriously.
Xaria: Jimmy presents an excellent point; me and Mable aren't going to be voted off in the team stage as long as Kasimar is around. I guess it doesn't really matter that we're out. And Mable being sick on Kasimar's face, while disgusting, is one of those moments where life gives you a freebie. Heeheeheehee!
Jimmy: What can I say; I'm no Dick Dastardly; I'm more of a Dudley Do Right, always stopping to help.
Mable: While that food was awful and I don't even want to know who the vomit belonged to … puking on Kasimar was very satisfying; I don't even feel bad for him … that's alright isn't it?
"Ok; I think its time for the next dish." Sniggered Chris at the vomit on Kasimar's face. "How does a moldy strudel sound?"
"Sounds as dreadful as the bagpipes." Muttered Oscar.
Confessional: Bagpipes; my old nemesis.
Oscar: It is a well known fact that the Bagpipes are the worst instrument in the world; they narrowly beat the accordion.
"Does the strudel have *cough* apples in it?" Asked Spider quickly.
"It might; why?" Asked Chris dully.
"Because I'm allergic to *cough* them as I told you not *sneeze* too long ago." Said Spider in exasperation.
"Ok; whatever. Spider can sit this one out." Shrugged Chris. "I don't want to get sued by his parents if he dies."
"It wouldn't kill *cough* me but I'd be *cough* seriously harmed." Said Spider patiently.
"Yeah; I kind of don't care." Sneered Chris as a five inch long piece of moldy strudel was placed in front of each camper besides Spider.
Confessional: Five inches ain't gonna impress the ladies! LOLOLOLOLOL!
Spider: Chris is a pretty nasty *sneeze* guy. I generally have an extreme *cough* amount of patience but Chris *cough* is wearing to down. I try to *cough* not think about the last time I *cough* ran out of patience with someone. It was a bully … but *gag* still…
Quana: Chris really doesn't care about our safety does he? What if Spider actually got hurt from the allergy? I'd be the first person to not only get some lawyers here but also play a game of 'kickball' with Chris if you know what I mean … I mean that I'd give him the groin attack to end all groin attacks!
Chris: Shut up! Though … maybe I should wear a jock strap or something just in case.
"Look; a strindandal!" Slurred Uzuri drunkly. "Maybe he's Spanish! Teehee!"
Uzuri quickly ate the strudel and burped. She giggled as she started to sway side to side and soon enough fell backwards onto the floor.
"Are you ok Uzuri?" Asked Vinnie as he offered his beloved a helping hand.
"So many stars! I'll call you Billy, you Bob, you Liz and you … um … Billy! Teehee!"
"I don't think the alcohol is agreeing with her." Said Vinnie with a loving smile as he chuckled at Uzuri's antics. "At least you can't cause any harm right … how are you doing Tabitha?"
"I think I have just tasted the culinary form of the Grim Reaper." Gagged Tabitha as she swallowed a particularly moldy and crusty piece of pasty with a slimly lumpy bit of green custard in it. "Ooooo; I don't feel too good."
"Are you gonna be sick?" Asked Vinnie. "Don't hold it down; that could be bad for you. It's ok if you can't continue.
"Be right back." Said Tabitha as she got up and ran to the window Xaria was at earlier and then she puked hard.
"And Tabitha is out." Said Chris as he slapped his knee and laughed sadistically.
Confessional: Sing it Earl! You're outta here!
Tabitha: While the food was completely rancid I still don't think I will go home if our team is voted off. Uzuri won't vote for me though Vinnie might … but in the possible case of a tie I'm guessing somebody from another team will vote for one of us. I'm pretty well liked so I should be safe. And hey; we may not lose. And on that note I really hope Uzuri sobers up soon; she's going completely nuts!
Tabitha walked to the loser table and sat next to Xaria. She gagged and faked a sigh. Xaria didn't realize it was a fake sigh though.
"Something wrong Tabitha?" Asked Xaria.
"Well; it's simply that my team has the fewest members as you have probably noticed. I'm great friends with both Uzuri and Vinnie … if we lose I don't know who to vote for, especially now that they're dating. And I can't vote for myself … so what should I do?"
"Well; you never know, Team Jungle could pull off a win. Part of me is hoping that my team loses so we can boot of Kasimar." Said Xaria.
"Ayup; he's a dick alright." Said Tabitha which was actually Tabitha's true opinion. "Well; here's hoping that nasty bully gets the boot."
"We're all hoping that." Added Mable.
"…Oh; and before I forget; congratulations on hooking up with Oscar." Said Tabitha smiling falsely.
"Thanks; I really feel a connection with him." Blushed Xaria. "Maybe you could find someone too."
"Maybe; you never know." Said Tabitha as she relaxed to watch the rest of the challenge.
Confessional: I'd hoping she doesn't.
Tabitha: All too easy; Xaria seems to think I'm a pretty sweet and kind person. Eventually I'll have pretty much everyone under my finger. Of course, Kasimar is in my alliance but that's only because I can bribe him to 'eliminate people. Truth be told I don't trust the guy as far as I can throw him.
"Ok; hopefully we can get some more vomit in the next minute." Said Chris as the last bit of strudel was eaten. "How do you all feel?"
"Sick." Gagged Eleanor.
"As queasy as *cough* normal." Groaned Spider.
"Like #bleep#." Grunted Kasimar.
"Wheeee!" Giggled Uzuri drunkly.
"Very good then; lets see if we can make any of you want to die." Cackled Chris as he rubbed his hands together. "Your next meal is going to be …
…
…
Snail slime soup!"
More cricket chirping.
"This is getting ridiculous." Groaned Oscar as a bowl of green, slimy and very yucky snail slime was placed in front of him.
"Ok everyone, time to pig out or puke!" Smirked Chris as the campers picked up their spoons VERY reluctulently and hesitantly; they could tell they were not going to enjoy this at all.
Kasimar was the first to try some; he ate a spoonful and gagged.
"Urgh! This tastes even worse than sprouts!" Said Kasimar dully as he began to shovel it in to get it over with.
"If only we had a blindfold." Sighed Lavender as she resigned herself to her fate and began to eat, gagging with every spoonful.
Uzuri seemed to be at the height of her drunkenness and slammed face first into the bowl.
"What are you doing Uzuri?" Asked Vinnie.
"Glub blubbb glubby!" Said Uzuri; a moment later she sat back up and began to sway. The bowl was completely empty. "Tastes like a yellow crayon! Teehee!"
"Good job Uzuri." Smiled Vinnie as he patted Uzuri on the back. He then began to eat; gagging and choking from the awful taste as he did so.
Confessional: That food, if you can call it that, looked truly terrible!
Lavender: (Her cheeks are a light shade of green). I don't feel too good. How can anybody eat that garbage?
Spider: (He looks seriously unwell). I think that meal bought *cough* a new term to the word *cough* disgusting.
Tabitha: Good thing I was eliminated when I was; now I can relax and enjoy everyone else having a hard time. And seriously; that slimly stuff looked vile.
Eleanor: (She had vomit stains around her mouth). And this is precisely why I don't like slimy things. Blech!
Spider was force feeding himself the food even though his stomach felt like it was begging for mercy; he continued though because he wanted to impress Quana. Quana looked at Spider both impressed and concerned.
"Are you enjoying this slop Spider?" Asked Quana as she watched Spider shovel it down.
"No; it's absolutely *cough* awful … but I don't want *cough* us to lose." Gagged Spider as he finished the snail slime soup and gagged.
"If you couldn't manage it you didn't have to finish it." Said Quana as she put a tanned hand on Spider's shoulder. "Why are you pushing yourself so much anyway?"
"Err … well." Began spider; this was his chance! He could tell Quana how he felt about her. He swallowed his nervousness and began to explain.
"Well Quana; I've been pushing *cough* myself past my limit *cough* because … I am *cough* really, absolutely, truly in-."
Spider was interrupted by the sound of puking. Eleanor had been sick and looked pretty unwell. She groaned and clutched her belly in pain.
"I think my stomach just turned itself inside out." Said Eleanor before making a sickly burp.
"And Eleanor is out." Laughed Chris. "I guess her little weak kiddy tummy couldn't cope! To the loser table with you, and try not to be sick anymore … seriously, these shoes were expensive!"
Eleanor sat up and staggered to the loser table and slumped down into a chair.
"Are you ok Eleanor?" Asked Jimmy in concern. "You look as green as the Incredible Hulk."
"I'll be fine." Said Eleanor with a weak smile. "I just don't ever want to have to eat anything like that again."
"I don't think you'll have to; Chris won't use the challenge a second time." Said Jimmy hopefully. "If he does he's really getting really unoriginal."
"Thank goodness." Said Eleanor in relief at not having to do another eating challenge.
Confessional: Unoriginality is common in the twenty first century.
Chris: I am not unoriginal! I am as original as LittleBigPlanet! And let's not forget I'm awesome; and besides, Eleanor is just a stupid meek little girl.
Mable: I didn't even taste that slop and I could almost taste how bad it was! Poor Eleanor.
Quana had watched Eleanor get eliminated; a moment later she turned back tp Spider.
"So … what was it you were going to tell me?" Asked Quana with a sweet smile; the smile that made Spider nervous.
"Errm … you know what; I'll tell *cough* you after the challenge, that *cough* way I won't be interrupted *cough* and I'll probably feel *sneeze* less dead on my feet." Gagged Spider sickly.
"Ok then; I just hope the next dish of the devil isn't too bad." Said Quana as she held her tanned belly sickly. "I don't think that last course agreed with me."
"Me neither." Groaned Spider. "…You still look great *cough* though; far better than *cough* Kasimar."
"Yeah; he sure had that coming." Giggled Quana.
"My my me hearties." Chuckled Barney from his seat. "You two are getting along swimmingly … it's almost as though you two are going out."
Both Spider and Quana blushed brightly and smiled nervously at each other before concentrating on their knifes and forks.
Confessional: Can you feel the love tonight? Even though it is still daytime.
Spider: Why do I have to be *cough* so nervous about loving Quana? Maybe *sneeze* its because I haven't really socialized *cough* with girls much before … let alone *cough* one as wonderful as Quana. I gotta toughen *cough* up.
Quana: Does Barney know I like Spider? I'm positive he's far smarter than he lets on. Boy; that was embarrassing … but Spider's kinda cute when he's nervous. (Quana giggles).
Barney: I can just tell the merge is very soon; after that it'll be a free for all savvy? And if me hearties don't confess their undying love for each other before then one of them could be voted off before they do. Then they'll never be together (Barney looks determined). And I won't let that happen. Yaaaaar!
"Ok everyone; it looks like five people have puked so far … I think after that particularly gross meal I shall be merciful and permit you a fifteen minute break." Said Chris with a smirk. "Well; why aren't you sucking up to me? You know how much I'd like that."
"Talk to the hand; the face ain't listening." Said Lavender as she held up a hand to Chris and left the mess hall.
"Rude bitch." Muttered Chris. "Oh; and you can't puke while on the break, I wouldn't want anyone getting an unfair advantage, it'd kill the suspense of the challenge."
One by one the campers got up and left the mess hall; Kasimar looked pretty happy though it might be because he would be able to wipe off the vomit on his face.
"Hmm; fifteen minutes … just enough time to put on some hair gel." Said Chris happily as he left the mess hall not noticing one camper hiding from view.
Once Chris was out of the mess hall Tabitha got up from crouching behind a chair. Nobody had noticed her hang behind or saw her duck from sight. Tabitha smirked as she quickly entered the kitchen.
"Yuck; what is that stuff?" Gagged Tabitha as she looked at all the numerous gross meals on a large table "Now lets see; how to let off the allergy?"
Tabitha's eyes scanned around the room and landed on the fridge. She quickly approached it and opened it; inside was a mostly full carton of apple juice.
"Perfect." Grinned Tabitha sneakily.
Tabitha took the apple juice and looked over the table; she noticed a set of glasses with a disgusting blend of goodness knows what in it. Tabitha glanced towards the door to make sure nobody was watching her. With full concentration she poured some apple juice into each glass, that way no matter which one Spider received he would surely have an allergic reaction.
"Everything is going according to plan … this is almost too easy." Said Tabitha with airy delight at her plan as she put the apple juice back where she had found it and left the kitchen and outside so nobody would get suspicious.
Confessional: Crossing the Moral Event Horizon, a low blow indeed.
Tabitha: its simple strategy; Spider, while no threat overall, is very well liked so might end up getting far, I aim to prevent that. But I saw the way him and Quana were looking at each other, I think cupid's arrow has hit them both. If they hook up it'll just make things harder for me. So it'll be goodbye to Mr. Cough by the end of today.
Barney had steered Spider behind the mess hall once they were outside and was talking to him seriously.
"C'mon Spider me lad; what was that?" Asked Barney. "You are moments away from potentially hooking up with the girl of your dreams but you can barely form a coherent sentence. What's up with that?"
"I just feel too *cough* nervous." Explained Spider with a dejected sigh. "I feel all warm *cough* inside when I'm around her and *cough* I guess I'm worried about what *sneeze* she'll say."
"Spider me heartie; trust me as you're friend that Quana might feel the same way about you. You saw her blush back in the mess hall didn't you me heartie?" Asked Barney with a smirk.
"Only because you were *cough* teasing us." Chuckled Spider. "Ok; I said I'd tell her *cough* after the challenge … and I'm not *gag* going back on that."
"Yeah! Go spider!" Whooped Barney. "I can tell by the end of the day you're life will have more meaning and you will have kissed Quana on her sweet lips. Everybody's a winner! Yaaaaar!"
"You're one of a *cough* kind Barney." Smiled Spider. "But how can I *cough* ever repay you for all your *sneeze* help?"
"Name your first child after me." Said Barney swiftly.
"What!" Gasped Spider in extreme embarrassment. "We're not even *cough* dating, and I haven't even *gag* kissed her! I don't think now is *sneeze* the time to think about … well … *cough* sex."
"Party pooper." Laughed Barney. "Well; I was just joking anyway me heartie."
"Attention campers; it is time to come back to the mess hall for more suffering; hope you have a sick bucket! Haha!" Laughed Chris over the intercom.
"Well, back to what we were doing." Said Barney cheerfully.
Confessional: I was doing nothing!
Spider: That … was the most awkward *cough* conversation I've ever had.
The campers trudged back into the mess hall as though they were inmates approaching a firing squad. The campers who had already been sick sat by the loser table while the others sat around their tables they had been on. All the vomit had been cleared up and Chris was looking pretty amused.
"Ok everyone; I want to see some crying and puking so lets get right to it!" Said Chris sadistically. "Your next dish is going to be saltwater!"
"But I hate salt." Said Lavender.
"And its terrible for your heart." Added Mable from her seat on the loser table.
"And I don't care; now drink it!" Snapped Chris. "Time to pig out or puke!"
The interns handed out the drinks and the campers began to sip the salt water; they gagged as they did so; it was so awful and really gag inducing.
"I'm a pirate and even I don't like this." Said Barney with a groan as he set down his empty mug.
"Yuck!" Gagged Quana.
"I think I'm gonna hurl." Said Lavender as she gasped for air and ran outside the mess hall; the sounds of Lavender being sick could be heard.
"And Lavender is out." Laughed Chris.
"Told you girls were weak." Smirked Kasimar. "Only the guys are left on this team. Yahaha"
"Zip it asshole!" Said Oscar with a growl.
Lavender entered the mess hall and sat down next to Xaria on the loser table.
"I … hate … this … challenge." Said Lavender sickly.
Confessional: Every time somebody pukes in me I feel dead inside.
Lavender: Salt is gross; I prefer ketchup on my chips thank you very much.
"Seven left; lets see if we can end this challenge within the hour." Said Chris as he glanced at his watch. "Your next dish is going to be quite disgusting, you'll be eating…
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Chicken feathers with honey!"
"That just sounds sick." Groaned Vinnie in thought of the tickly and sticky feathers.
"Ish thish my shoe shop?" Slurred Uzuri as she was still pretty drunk.
"Time to pig out or puke!" Cackled Chris as the completely insanitary meal was handed out to the campers.
Oscar picked up a honey covered feather and ate it; he began to cough as he did so as the feather tickled his throat as it went down.
"At least the honey tastes good." Sighed Oscar as he tried to look at the few positives of the situation.
"This isn't that bad you wuss." Sneered Kasimar as he ate the feathers though he too looked a little green.
Choking and coughing filled the room as the icky gross meal was eaten. The losers watched the challenge and felt extreme sympathy for their friends though felt amused at Kasimar's suffering.
"This is brutal." Said Xaria as he watched Barney at a feather only for it to come out of his nose.
"And quite disgusting." Agreed Tabitha. "But it could be worse."
"True; Chris could be serving raw chicken; that's a major high risk food." Said Mable before groaning. "I've probably jinxed it now that I've gone and said that.
Confessional: Wynx Jinx!
Chris: That would have been a good idea but stupid legal restrictions prevent me from doing something like that. Darn shame.
The campers managed to finish the meal without anyone else throwing up. Vinnie looked pretty sick but then again pretty much everyone looked quite unwell.
"Maybe the next course will really upset your stomach." Cackled Chris manically as he snapped his fingers. "Bring out the bug juice!"
Some interns bought out several glasses containing a brownish grey liquid. Tabitha instantly saw these were the drinks she had put apple juice into. She kept her face neutral though inside she felt pretty smug her plan was working.
"This drink is made of a delicious and very nutritious blend of about sixty nine invertebrates. Pig out or puke people!" Chuckled Chris.
Vinnie was the first to pick up a glass of the bug drink. He eyed it wearily and after a moment of hesitation he downed it.
"Yuck!" Gagged Vinnie as he ran out o his chair and to the window some other campers had puked out of. He was then sick as Chris laughed.
"Looks like Vinnie is out and team jungle has nearly lost; only a very drunk Uzuri remains for them."
The other campers were more hesitant after seeing this but all picked up the drinks and began to drink. Some finished quickly and others were having trouble. And still others couldn't finish.
"Ack!" Gasped Spider in pain as he clutched his chest and began breathing heavily. He looked to be in immense pain.
"Ooooh dear; looks like Spider is having some trouble." Sniggered Chris.
"Are you ok Spider?" Asked Quana as she finished her drink and turned to her crush. "Are you having a cramp?"
Spider didn't answer; instead he fell backwards off his chair and lay in a heap on the floor, his breathing deep and erratic. Sweat poured down his forehead and his face went pale. The bug drink had clearly not agreed with him.
"Spider!" Screamed Quana as she jumped from her seat and was by Spider's side in an instant. "What's happening? Do you need CPR?"
"Looks like Spider is out of the challenge." Said Chris idly. "Anyway; the next dish w-."
"Hold it right there Chris." Said Barney firmly and angrily. "Me heartie Spider is in great pain and he needs medical attention fast, got it?"
"It won't do much good if we don't know what's caused it." Shrugged Chris while clearly not giving a damn in the slightest.
Barney picked up Spider's glass and without hesitation sipped a little of the drink and concentrated on the taste. His eyes widened in panic.
"This drink has apple juice in it!" Said Barney loudly. "Spider is beyond allergic to apples; we gotta get him to the medical tent!"
The rest of the campers besides Kasimar and a drunken half with it Uzuri looked very concerned about all this. Tabitha wasn't really but was playing the part well; if anything she was actually very pleased her plan was working so well.
"Don't worry spider." Said Quana comfortingly and also very fearfully. "You'll be ok soon."
"He will be after the challenge." Yawned Chris. "We have only a limited time and we can't waste it on useless people."
Quana slowly turned to look at Chris with RAGE in her eyes.
"Spider is not useless." Said Quana angrily. "He is a delightful, intelligent and wonderful young man!"
"Whatever; he isn't me so therefore he is worthless. He'll just have to stay there until the end of the challenge … not that he can go anywhere! He's been crippled! Haha!" Laughed Chris which earned looks of disgust from the angry campers. "And I'm actually about to go on my lunvh break; so anything else you say to me doesn't really count."
Something inside Quana snapped; she calmly rose from by Spider, walked towards Chris and stood for one second.
BAM!
A tan fist and a green trousers covered knee came at Chris's face and crotch respectively. Chris screamed like a baby and fell to the floor crying as Quana towered over him.
"LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE NASTY, AWFUL, COWARDLY, SELF ABSORBED RAT! SPIDER NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION AND HE IS GONNA GET IT NOW! IF YOU DON'T THEN SO HELP ME I'LL CASTRATE YOU! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?" Roared Quana in fury.
Chris looked terrified as a large wet patch appeared on his trousers.
"Ok! Ok! Chef; take Spider to the medical tent and give him what he needs to treat his allergy pronto!" Said Chris as he backed away from Quana.
Chef ran out from the kitchen and carefully picked Spider up and over his shoulder. He then jogged off to the medical tent full speed.
All eyes were on Quana as she breathed deeply before blinking.
"I don't know what came over me." Said Quana in embarrassment as she quickly got back to her seat.
Confessional: Berserk button has been pressed.
Quana: Looking back on it I shouldn't have lost my temper like that. But Spider was clearly in pain and could have really got hurt yet Chris didn't care. I don't like it when people treat the ones I love like crap.
Barney: Go Quana! But … does this mean she does love Spider or was she just worried for her friend. Either way this is going to help with my matchmaking yaaaar! But poor Spider; how could this have happened?
Tabitha: And so my plan works; Spider is out of the running and may get eliminated by default. Still; only Uzuri is left for our team … I hope she wins this.
Kasimar: Yahahaha! Chris actually pissed his pants! And spider could have died! Now that is funny!
"Ok then." Said Chris as he tried to ignore the wet feeling in his pants. "Your next meal is going to be a bowl of mayonnaise because lets face it, mayonnaise it gross! Now pig out or puke while I go and change my pants."
Chris zoomed out of the mess hall faster than blinking while the interns handed out bowls of the white creamy food enhancer.
"Oh no; I really hate mayonnaise." Gagged Oscar as he began eating it, it tasted as awful as he expected, maybe worse.
Quana felt a new feeling of determination driven by her anger at Chris and feelings for Spider; due to this she wolfed it down, it tasted disgusting but she ignored it. Barney was quite impressed.
"Yeehaw Quana! You're on a roll! First you make Chris wet himself, then you eat a bowl of mayonnaise … whatever will you do next?" Grinned Barney.
"I … don't know." Said Quana as the full impact of Spider's unfortunate plight hit her.
"Well keep at it; stick it to Chris." Encouraged Barney. "Boy I don't feel very well."
"I don't think any of us do." Replied Quana with a sad frown.
"Gang way!" Said Oscar as he ran out of the mess hall with a green face.
The sounds of retching, gagging and barfing were heard, all of which were very disgusting. Kasimar was pretty amused.
"Yahahahahahaha!" Laughed the nasty bully at his teammate's misfortune. "I bet Xaria won't be giving you tongue anytime soon!"
"Laugh while you can Kasimar; once you puke you're off this island." Warned Xaria with a smirk.
"Whatever bumble bee; I have an iron stomach." Bragged Kasimar with an air of superiority.
Oscar entered the mess hall again and sat on a chair next to the loser's table. He looked pretty sick indeed.
"You ok Oscy?" Asked Xaria affectionately.
"I'll be fine." Said Oscar with a blush at the nickname. "Only Kasimar left, if he loses he's gone. I think I'm going to enjoy this."
"So will I Oscar, so will I." Chuckled Xaria.
Confessional: I think I'll enjoy it too.
Jimmy: Poor Spider … I know! Maybe a get well card would be a nice thing to do. When I'm sick my friends always make one for me, each more wacky than the last. Maybe I could get everyone to sign it … well, everyone except Kasimar that is.
"Ok; I'm back; you can stop worrying about the magnificent me now." Said Chris as he entered the mess hall with a clean pair of pants. "The again who wouldn't worry about me? I'm better than all of you! Haha!"
"We weren't worrying." Said Oscar dryly. "We thought it was funny."
"Oh shut up!" Growled Chris. "Anyway; looks like you're out so now only four remain. Isn't this exciting?"
"Surprisingly you are right." Said Eleanor. "And that is really surprising."
"Oh whatever!" Said Chris angrily. "Just bring out the next course; this one is going to be
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Ketchup and expired ice cream!"
"Ick! Those two don't go together at all." Gagged Quana.
"What flavor ice cream is it yaaaar?" Asked Barney.
"Lima bean and olive." Smiled Chris sadistically.
"Chris … I hate you." Said Kasimar with a snarl as he began to eat as the bowls were placed in front of the remaining four.
Uzuri giggled drunkly and began to eat the bowl of the disgusting combination. She was finished within half a minute; maybe being drunk protected her from the awful taste of the olives.
Barney began to eat and it was soon clear he was having trouble; he was gagging with every spoonful and was as green as the ice cream he was force-feeding himself.
"I … can't … go … on." Gagged Barney as he gasped for air.
"You can do it Barney!" Encouraged Quana.
Barney couldn't do it. He leapt up and zoomed out of the mess hall. Everyone could here him being sick. He staggered back in and collapsed weakly in a chair next to Lavender.
"Are you ok Barney? You look terrible." Said Lavender in concern for her secret crush.
"I'll be fine me red headed sea lassie … I just need a sit down and perhaps a wee bit of water." Said Barney with another gag.
"I could do with that too." Agreed Lavender. "At this point I'm hoping my team loses; that way its goodbye to Kasimar."
"Yeah! Send him to his watery grave! Yohohoho!" Laughed Barney.
"A bit too far but completely justified." Smirked Lavender.
Confessional: I much prefer strawberry ice cream.
Lavender: Funnily enough the person I despise the most is the last one for our team; I have no faith whatsoever in him. Unless a hot curry is served Kasimar won't last much longer.
"Ok everyone; it's the final three." Said Chris as he looked over Quana, Kasimar and Uzuri. "From now on the game is sudden death; whoever pukes next loses it for their team. Now let's pig out or puke with a dish of sprout pie!"
A slice of green filled pie was placed in front of each of the remaining three and they began to eat. The pie was horrible; it tasted like Patch's farts and a dose of cyanide. Kasimar looked to be in great pain as he ate the pie, Quana looked sickened as she ate it and Uzuri just smiled drunkly as she ate it in one bite but left a small piece of the crust.
"Nap time!" Slurred Uzuri as she lay back and fell onto the floor, a moment later she was asleep as a number of the other campers laughed or looked on in amusement.
"And it looks like Uzuri has fallen asleep which means that Team Jungle has lost once again! Haha!" Laughed Chris sadistically.
"What?" Growled Tabitha. "But she didn't puke!"
"True; but she's in a drunken sleep so she'll miss a few of the courses and I said that if you can't finish a meal you will also be out; since she is asleep Uzuri will be unable to finish the pie … so Team Jungle loses! Haha!" Explained Chris with a sadistic grin.
"Dammit!" Cursed Xaria. "Looks like Kasimar will be here another day."
"We still have plenty of opportunities to vote him off, don't you worry." Smiled Oscar even though he was irritated Kasimar was the last one of their team yet also he was happy that they might get the prize.
Confessional: That wasn't very fair was it?
Tabitha: God #bleep# dammit! Is Chris trying to #bleep# make me lose? If he hadn't got Uzuri drunk we'd have won! That stupid #bleep# piece of #long bleep#!
"And now we know that both Team Puzzle and Team Grenade are safe." Said Chris as he looked at Quana and Kasimar, both of whom looked determined. "But we still need to determine first place … perhaps the next dish will be able to do that."
"What's the next dish?" Asked Quana in dread. "Tree bark? Fish bones? Snot?"
"Good guesses … but no. The next dish is going to be…
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Raw Jalapeños!"
"Oh yeah!" Cackled Kasimar as a plate of the extremely hot peppers was placed in front of him and another was placed in front of Quana.
"Time to pig out or puke!" Laughed Chris as he eagerly watched the final two.
Kasimar shrugged and took a big bite of one of the jalapeño's. He chewed and swallowed without even flinching.
"What the … how is that possible." Gasped Quana. "How can you not feel the heat?"
"Well sexy; I've got a really strong tongue, hot foods and curries do not effect me in the slightest. Face it, you've lost! Fiery things will never beat me! Yahahahahaha!" Laughed Kasimar as he began to eat the rest and looked like he was enjoying them.
Quana looked down at the five jalapeño's in front of her and gulped, she had never tried one but knew they were extremely hot and the hottest thing she could manage was a korma. She picked one up and prepared herself to take a bite. She hesitated for a moment and sighed.
"I can't do it." Said Quana bitterly. "There is no way I could beat Kasimar at eating something this hot."
"Very well then." Smirked Chris. "Pig Out or Puke is now over! With his extremely strong tongue and immunity to hot foods
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Kasimar has won it for Team Grenade!"
"Yeah!" Cheered Kasimar. "I win! You lost! Yahaha!"
Nobody cheered for the bully with made him frown.
"Hey; why aren't you applauding me? I won!" Snarled Kasimar.
"True … but we all hate you." Explained Mable.
Kasimar growled as Chris continued to speak.
"Team Grenade have come first once more which means immunity and a special prize." Said Chris with a smile at Kasimar's victory. "Today's prize is going to be
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A selection box of the finest gourmet chocolates I could find. Think of it as a bit of mercy for eating such gross food."
"Well … I guess I could try the chocolate after all that's happened." Shrugged Mable.
"Team Puzzle … so close but once again no cigar! You get no prize but also win immunity." Said Chris.
Team Puzzle said nothing as they were quite concerned for Spider's well being.
"And Team Jungle; you guys suck!" Laughed Chris. "Pick your favorite loser and meet me at the Bonfire Ceremony in two hours. Until then you can all do as you wish … and you are now allowed to puke into the toilets if you want."
The campers arose and left the mess hall after the horrible challenge while Chris smirked to himself.
"An allergic reaction and Kasimar winning; this is going to bring in such good ratings! Haha!" Laughed Chris.
Uzuri yawned as she woke up and got to her feet.
"What did I miss?" She asked completely sober.
"Your team lost." Replied Chris. "You can do whatever you want until the Bonfire ceremony is two hours."
Uzuri left the mess hall to go to her cabin; possibly to see Vinnie. Chris just shook his head.
"What a freak."
Confessional: But I wanted Quana to win!
Kasimar: Too easy; that wasn't such a bad challenge … sure, I feel sick and the food was crap … but I won and the losers known as my teammates will keep me around because of it. If they still want me gone I'm sure Tabitha could be of assistance. This game just gets better and better. Yahahaha!
A while later Quana sat on the steps of her cabin feeling gloomy; she had lost to Kasimar. Sure, her team was safe from elimination but Spider could be in real trouble. Part of her wanted to go and see him to tell him how she felt but her other part told her he probably didn't feel the same way.
"What should I do?" Asked Quana to herself.
Barney walked up and sat down next to her looking glum and anxious as well.
"Ahoy Quana; how's it going?" Asked Barney.
"Not very well; Spider's had an allergic reaction hasn't he? He could be in real pain from it." Said Quana sadly. "I'm not sure what to do."
"I feel similar; he's a really good friend of mine. I don't know who did this but I swear a pirate vendetta on the peg legged culprit." Said Barney crossly before frowning. "Still; maybe Chris did this."
"Even Chris wouldn't sink that low." Said Quana. "But I do wonder sometimes."
The two sat in silence for a few minutes looking up at the darkening sky.
"Quana; I have something I need to tell you." Said Barney after a while; he looked pretty serious.
"What is it Barney? Do you know who did it?" Asked Quana.
"If only I did. No, I don't." Sighed Barney. "I'm going to tell you something spider wanted to tell you earlier. Remember earlier in the challenge Spider was about to tell you something but got interrupted and said he'd tell you after the challenge … right?"
"Yes; I remember." Nodded Quana.
"Would you like to know what it was?" Asked Barney with a look of full seriousness and maturity.
"I would like to; it seemed quite important." Said Quana as she focused her attention on Barney so she didn't miss anything."
"Ok … … Spider loves you." Said Barney calmly.
Quana's heart did a back flip and her chest heated up.
"He loves me?" Said Quana softly.
"Yes; he's infatuated with you savvy? He has been since around day six. And … well … I've been trying to hook you two up by teaching Spider how to woo you." Explained Barney. "But now that all this has happened he may not get the chance to tell you."
"So … is it just a crush or is he truly in love with me?" Asked Quana as he cheeks started to turn red which Barney didn't notice.
"Definitely the latter; why do you think he always stands up for you when Kasimar upsets you yaaar?" Smiled Barney before sighing. "I just … thought I'd let you know in case Spider gets voted off by default."
Quana was silent; Spider loved her? So … they both felt the same way about each other and all this time she had been oblivious to his feelings. Quana thought for a moment and got up.
"Where are you going?" Asked Barney.
"I'm going to see Spider." Said Quana with a smile and a blush.
As Quana quickly left for the medical tent Barney smiled to himself.
"I feel like I've done a pretty good deed. Good job me." Said Barney with a big smile.
Confessional: I sense a heartwarming moment about to arrive.
Barney: The world we live in needs more love yaaaar. It makes to happy to know two of my best friends are in love with each other. What can I say yaaaar; I'm a bit of a wee softie at times. You've done good Barney … you've done good.
Spider lay on top of the covers on one of the beds in the medical tent. He felt like crap; Chef had given him an injection which had eased the pain and made him feel a little letter though he doubted he'd be back to his normal self for a day or two. Spider wished this hadn't happened; now he'd probably never get to tell Quana how he felt about her.
"I guess I'm just not supposed *cough* to find anyone." Said Spider sadly. He had accepted years ago he'd never find anybody but then … he met Quana. She made him feel special even with his many flaws.
"Well; this whole experience *cough* will probably be over *sneeze* soon." Sighed Spider as he stared up at the ceiling.
"Spider; are you ok?" Said a voice from the doorway.
Spider looked up and saw Quana standing at the doorway looking at him in worry.
"I'm ok … well; I could be better *cough* so … I'm not really *cough* ok." Said Spider as Quana walked into the medical tent and stood by the side of Spider's bed. "What are you doing *cough* here?"
"I've come to see if you are alright; I was so worried about you. You looked like you were dying." Said Quana kindly as she looked at spider with a smile. "But at least you look a little better now."
"Thanks; this whole competition has *cough* been the most fun, scary and *cough* odd thirteen days of my life." Said Spider as Quana say down on a chair beside his bed. "Shame its *sneeze* ended really."
"What do you mean?" Asked Quana.
"Well; we lost *gag* didn't we? And I've surely been voted *cough* off … well; it's probably for the *sneeze* best." Said Spider sadly yet acceptingly.
"No Spider; you're still in the contest." Said Quana warmly. "Team Jungle lost though we came second as Kasimar won."
"So … I'm *cough* still in?" Said Spider in surprise.
"Yep; and I wouldn't have it any other way." Said Quana with a kind and loving smile.
The two teens were both silent for a moment before Spider spoke.
"Quana … there's something I *cough* really want to tell you." Said Spider nervously.
"I have something to tell you as well Spider." Said Quana with a lush.
"You see." Said Spider before pausing."
"I kinds." Began Quana.
Another short silence arose before Spider and Quana both spoke at the same time.
"I really love you." Said Spider and Quana simultaneously. Spider looked shocked as his cheeks turned bright red.
"You love *cough* me?" Said Spider both weakly and happily.
"Yes; very much." Smiled Quana in embarrassment. "And you love me too; Barney told me."
"What a true *cough* friend." Said Spider with a chuckle. "But … why do you *cough* love me? Someone as *gag* beautiful, popular and great as you could *cough* do so much better."
"I can name a lot of reasons." Said Quana as she counted on her fingers. "You're so nice, you're polite, you stand up for those you care about, you always try your best, you're very humble and lovable … and you're really handsome in my eyes."
"Really?" Blushed Spider. "I don't … know what *cough* to say."
"How about you love me too." Giggled Quana with a blush. "Come on spider; say it."
"Ok … I love you *cough* Quana." Said Spider while feeling as though his heart had stopped.
"You know Spider if you really felt this way about me … why didn't you just tell me?" Asked Quana curiously.
"I was too nervous *cough* and I was afraid of rejection." Admitted Spider.
"I'd never reject anyone as delightful and lovely as you." Replied Quana.
The two teens looked at each other lovingly for a moment before slowly leaning in and sharing a tender and passionate kiss on the lips.
"I mustn't cough, I mustn't cough." Thought Spider as he kissed Quana. "Wow; her lips taste really sweet."
"Whoa; he's a really good kisser." Thought Quana as she kissed Spider.
A few moments later they parted and blushed.
"So … will you be *cough* my girlfriend?" Asked Spider shyly.
"Only if you'll be my boyfriend." Replied Quana with a smile.
"Deal." Chuckled Spider.
Quana slowly climbed up onto the bed so she was beside Spider; both the two new lovers smiled at each other and hugged.
"It may sound cliché *cough* but I never want this *cough* moment to end." Said Spider.
"I feel exactly the same." Said Quana as the two began to cuddle; Spider made extra effort to not cough and he was succeeding.
"Hey Spider; I've got you a get well card." Said Jimmy as he entered the medical tent only to stop where he was when he saw what Spider and Quana were doing; the two teens looked up and blushed in embarrassment.
"I'll … just leave it here." Said Jimmy as he put the card on a table and quickly left the medical tent.
Confessional: Somebody pass the tissues; that was … soooooooo romantic!
Spider: (He is smiling widely). I've got a *cough* girlfriend … THIS IS THE BEST DAY *hard cough* OF MY LIFE!
Quana: (She is smiling and blushing bright red). Spider seems like the perfect guy; I think despite everything this has all worked out perfectly. And boy; he's a good kisser; Hahaha! Yep; I'm so glad I signed up for this show.
Jimmy: (He looks embarrassed). I probably should have knocked.
Team Jungle, or what was left of it, was seated on stumps around the bonfire later that night. Vinnie, Tabitha and Uzuri looked disappointed or angry that they had lost somewhat unfairly. Uzuri had sincerely apologized that she had caused there loss but Tabitha and Vinnie had reassured her that it wasn't her fault.
"I don't know how we are going to win challenges after this." Said Vinnie from his stump. "Two members against the other teams five is going to make it pretty hard."
"We'll fine a way." Said Tabitha. "Whichever two of us survive."
"I wish we could all go through." Said Uzuri sadly.
Chris arrived and stood behind his oil drum with a tray of just two marshmallows. He set them down and laughed at the three members of Team Jungle.
"You guys are officially the worst team in the history of Total Drama!" Sneered Chris. "You've lost a total of six challenges; no other team has been left with only two before the merge! Haha!"
"Its your fault we lost because you got Uzuri drunk." Said Tabitha angrily.
"Whatever." Scoffed Chris as he picked up both of the marshmallows on the tray. "When I call your name, come and get a marshmallow. That means that you are safe … though probably not for much longer. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately walk the dock of shame and board the boat of losers … and you can't come back … ever."
"We know how this whole thing works Chris; get on with it." Said Vinnie as he crossed his arms.
"Ok fine, whatever." Said Chris idly. "The two of you who are going through tonight are…
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The three campers were stunned and Tabitha looked very angry.
"What? You're eliminating all of us?" Asked Tabitha angrily.
"That's not fair." Said Uzuri crossly.
"No; I'm not kicking you all off … its just that we had an unusual occurrence in the voting tonight." Explained Chris. "Thanks to a certain one of you … there was a tie."
"Really?" Asked Vinnie. "I don't think that has happened before."
"It hasn't. You see; Vinnie, you voted for Tabitha, Tabitha … you voted for Vinnie. And Uzuri … you idiot! You voted for yourself!"
"I didn't want to vote my friends off." said Uzuri meekly.
"Well … I know how we can solve this little problem." Said Chris before smiling sadistically. "I'll just boot of the camper I like the least of you three. So Uzuri … you're out!"
"What?" Growled Vinnie. "But that's not fair!"
"Too bad; life isn't." Sneered Chris.
"How could you be so prejudice; this is a new low for you Chris." Snarled Vinnie.
"Oh shut up; Uzuri is out and you and Tabitha are through, you should be happy."
"Chris; this is just wrong." Said Tabitha angrily. She cared not for Uzuri's feelings but that she was losing her ally. "Why don't we just vote again?"
"No can do Tabitha; either Uzuri goes … or one of you two goes instead." Said Chris sadistically.
There was silence for a moment; suddenly before Chris could continue Vinnie spoke up.
"Ok then; I'll go." Said Vinnie calmly.
Chris was stunned.
"What? Are you retarded or something?" Said Chris with a laugh. "You're giving up a million dollars for that freak?"
"To me Uzuri is worth more than a million." Replied Vinnie sternly. "And I don't like it when you call her a freak!"
"Ok, fine. Touchy." Said Chris. "Anyway; Vinnie is hereby out and Tabitha and Uzuri are through."
Chris tossed the marshmallow to the two girls and glanced at Vinnie.
"Time for you to walk the dock of shame Vinnie." Said Chris dryly.
"Well; goodbye girls; keep going as long as you can ok. Don't let Kasimar win." Said Vinnie with a smile. "And Uzuri … I'll miss you."
Vinnie gave Uzuri a hug and walked towards the dock of shame.
"Finally; I thought he'd never leave." Said Chris in relief. "Its getting later and I'm tired!"
Chris turned to the two girls.
"Well girls … it's just the two of you left." Said Chris somberly before smiling. "But thankfully for you two weaklings there's going to be a merge VERY soon, tomorrow to be exact. So … goodnight."
Chris left the Bonfire area as Uzuri turned to Tabitha.
"Vinnie gave up his chance at a million dollars for me." Said Uzuri sounding very touched.
"He's not gone yet; if you're fast you can still say goodbye to him." Smiled Tabitha.
"Good idea Tabitha; see you in a while!" Said Uzuri as she quickly ran to the dock of shame to catch up to Vinnie.
Confessional: What sportsmanship.
Tabitha: Well; the least I could do is make sure they get a proper farewell, it's going to benefit me anyway … ands I don't want Uzuri disturbing me with crying!
Vinnie walked down the dock of shame feeling proud that he had done the right thing yet a little sad he no longer had a chance at the million dollars. But Uzuri was still in the competition and that was what mattered the most.
"Vinnie!" Called a girly and slightly childish voice from behind him.
Vinnie turned and was instantly embraced in a tight hug by Uzuri. He hugged her back and smiled.
"Hey Uzuri; you ok?" Asked Vinnie.
"I'm fine … but I just wanted to give you a proper goodbye." Said Uzuri sweetly. "That was such a nice thing you did for me; nobody has ever done something even remotely close to that for me before."
"Well; I didn't want you to leave, you're far more important to me than a million dollars." Said Vinnie modestly.
"I'm really going to miss you." Said Uzuri a little sadly. "You're the most kind and caring person I've ever met!"
"Well don't worry about me; just keep on going; I'll be rooting for you." Smiled Vinnie at his girlfriend. "And I'll be with you all the way once you get to the finals."
"Thank you." Blushed Uzuri before grinning slyly. "Here's something to remember me by."
Uzuri embraced Vinnie again and kissed him passionately for a few seconds; Vinnie returned the kiss and when they pulled apart they were smiling.
"Farewell Uzuri; and good luck." Said Vinnie as he climbed aboard the boat of losers which sped off into the night.
"Goodbye Vinnie!" Called Uzuri as she waved until Vinnie was out of sight. She smiled to herself and turned to go back to her cabin.
After Uzuri left Chris walked onto the dock of shame.
"I thought they were going to be here all night; I have important things to do you know." Said Chris with a frown before forcing on a smile. "And that ends day thirteen and the team stage of the competition; Vinnie is the last voted off before the merge and Spider and Quana have hooked up. What will happen on day fourteen? Will anything interesting happen? Will we see some voted off campers? And will anyone return to the Island? Find out next time on Total Drama Letterz!"
The boat of losers docked at the Playa Des Losers; Vinnie got off feeling a little disappointed he lost. But he knew in his heart he had done the right thing.
"So this is Playa Des losers is it?" Said Vinnie to himself. "Well; I may as well do the first thing on my to do list."
"Hi Vinnie." Said a voice a short distance away.
Vinnie looked in the direction of the voice and silently meeped. Fifi was walking up to him.
"Looks like my karma has arrived." Gulped Vinnie.
"Fifi; I just want to say I am extremely sorry for how I was to you. I was a complete condescending prick and I'm really truly sorry." Said Vinnie quickly.
Fifi chuckled, something Vinnie hadn't been expecting.
"You don't have to apologize to me Vinnie, even though I appreciate it." Smiled Fifi. "I've been waiting for you because I have been wanting to apologize to you for being so … well … sexist and discriminatory to you."
"Its ok, I forgive you … I probably deserved it anyway looking back on it." Admitted Vinnie.
"To be honest I was mean to you in particular because … you look kind of like a guy from my home town who is completely sexist and horrible. I shouldn't have been like I was." Said Fifi before smiling. "Being sexist to men spread a bit of a bad name for the feminist community. And just so you know … I have completely renounced my sexist beliefs."
"And I hereby renounce my, well, jerkass Attitude." Smiled Vinnie.
"You know Vinnie; what you did just then was really unselfish and inspiring. You gave up your own chance at the money so Uzuri could stay. That was … a really nice thing to do." Said Fifi admiringly.
"So; does this mean our conflict is over and we're friends?" Asked Vinnie with a hopeful smile. "I'd like it to be that way.
"Of course it does." Nodded Fifi as the two began to walk up to the resort hotel. "I'll show you to your room … oh, and you might want to get up early because Patch can make the buffet vanish in six seconds flat."
"That somehow doesn't surprise me." Said Vinnie as he and his new friend laughed.
Votes
Tabitha- Vinnie
Uzuri- Uzuri
Vinnie- Tabitha
Vinnie- 1 (Left by choice)
Tabitha- 1
Uzuri- 1
Voted off: Daisy, Patch, Fifi, Nakia, Carlton, Yessica, Hector, Zita, Andy, Irene, Wallace, Gary, Raven, Vinnie.
Vinnie is gone and in a very selfless way; what's more, he and Fifi have buried the hatchet and are now friends. On top of that Spider and Quana have FINNALLY hooked up and Barney has succeeded in his mission. Kasimar may have won this challenge but can he last all the way? Probably not, but maybe…
Next Time: It's a search around Playa Des Losers for Chris's hair gel for a chance to return to the competition. You can expect Wallace to cheat, but that's nothing new!
