Final Shine

Yuko: "Whoo hoo, critisism…"

Flame Rising:

here's your "friggin" question:

Are you fucking retarded?

Good God. A fucking piece of shit from my ass could write better than this. How old are you? Five? Six?

What the fuck is wrong with you that you think you can write a story people want to read? The only people that like this crack-out piece of shit are other inbreds like you.

Please, do the rest of humanity a favor and never, ever write anything again.

Just to make sure, maybe you should jump off a cliff.

Got it?

Good.

F/R

Yuko: "Oh I've heard of you… you go around flaming ppl for no reason."

embargo:

"Kgurngk? Dghgng 94nvhd ,mkf'djd djdi4gvnd? Odko anosn enobjd, fnn2443 0594h4

hnvn! Wodnobmms!! "

Goku: "?"

Vegeta: "Uggh, this is just preposterous!"

Discombobulated Saiyan:

"Uh hmm . . . so slimy things "disgust" you? Like needles just "scare" Goku (I hate them too!). Okay, Vegeta. Whatever you say. So you like the sword Piccolo gave you huh Gohan? Yeah that was a pretty cool sword! It helped you out of a lot of tough situations! Whatever happened to it anyway? Goku, I have to be honest with you. Okay, not really but I just want you to know that I'm not allowed to have coffee either. My friend emabargo says so. You know her right? Hee hee! (pouts) Let's fight for our right to have coffee - sometimes! See Gohan? Sometimes. Not harmful. This question's for all of you, what kind of weather do you prefer? I like partly cloudy days with light breezes! Ideal temperature; at least 70-75'! Not anything like now where I come from where it's nice and sunny but the wind makes it unbearably cold! (wonders if that question was enough to distract Vegeta from the comment asked at the beginning) Um, gotta go now! Bye guys! (runs away)"

Gohan: "You bet! And I think the sword is in the attic somewhere. (grins)"

Goku: "Well I don't exactly know her but I answer her questions."

Vegeta: "Do I care?"

Gohan: "I just prefer peaceful days… although I'd appreciate it if it weren't cold and blustery outside."

Goku: "Cool, breezy days are perfect for sparring! But I'll spar any time!"

Shashuko:

"YOU BLEW UP HONEYSENPAI'S BUN-BUN! (sob) ((whispers) hey yuko, the bun-bun is actually fine. even veggie can't blow it up XD)

(happy again) I felt bad about givinh only Goku-san baklava because I try not to play favorites, so here's baklava for Gohan-san, Yuko-san, and Vegeta-san. (I stole those from Goten-kun as well XD)

Everyone: Do you read Mew Mew? And if you do, what do you think of the aliens in that (if you have Vegeta i know what you're gonna say)"

Yuko: "Haha, Honey senpai wouldn't be too pleased if Veggie blew up Bun-bun."

Gohan: "Uhh thanx,"

Vegeta: "(stares at baklava)"

Vegeta: "No (thinks: but Bra probably has)."

Yuko: "Never read it before,"

Gohan: "No, I have to study/"

Goku: "Sry, I've never heard of it."

Tomboy 601:

"Vegeta: If va bomb hit your house what would you do?

Goku: Did you ever have homework before you met civilization?

Gohan: What do you think about Goten being best friends with Trunks?

Hey Yuko! You're answering these questions like you were the actual person!

COOL!"

Vegeta: "That's not likely, what would I do? As long as my GR (and family) is (are) safe I'm fine."

Goku: "Nope! Well, I had to memorize some fighting stances with grandpa."

Gohan: "Huh? It's cool, it's nice that he's got friends."

Yuko: "Heh,"

Kumori Ookami:

"(grins)You guys r funny when u're drunk! I wish I there to see that!

Chibi-kun: (scratches back of head)Studying really isn't my thing (at least studying for literature isn't, it's annoying). And hey, I did nothing wrong. Remember Lime from long ago? Do u visit her sometimes? I kinda thought u probably had a thing for her, am I right?

Goku: Doesn't King Kai watch over Earth? When u were daed after the Cell Games, couldn't he tell u about Goten or since Dende is the Guardian of Earth couldn't he contact u or King Kai to tell u about Goten? Goku Jr. is like Gohan, his power is triggered by emotion.

Vegeta: Since u love beer so much, here's a 12 pack! Why wouldn't u marry Bulma? Vegeta Jr's mom is a bit...naive, she looked at Pan (who was clearly very aged) and asked if she was Goku Jr's mother.

Yuko: u really think u're not funny? I think the fact that u have almost 500 reviews proves otherwise. Keep up the good work!"

See ya!

Gohan: "Actually, I haven't seen her in forever. And no, not really."

Goku: "He could've, but I was busy training. Yeah, he is."

Vegeta: "(eyes 12 pack) I'd rather not perform any petty earthling tradition. Oh good for her,"

Yuko: "Haha… sure I guess…"

Lilith-Shii:

"Yuko, keep them drunk!

Gohan: (Huggles.) Aw, Gohan-kun always seem forgotten. I can never forget you, you're the cutest after all. (Gives him a strawberry triple-decker cake.)

Goku: No more coffee for you! Or vodka. We don't want your wife to kill us all for what he have been feeding you.(Gives him a triple-decker chocolate cake.)

Enjoy!

Vegeta: I should give you more leather...It's really good on you. (Coughs and gives him a vanilla quad-decker cake.)

Thank you Yuko with such great entertainment! (Gives assortmenst of delicious desserts with gallons of milk.)"

ENJOY!

Gohan: "(blushes) Thanx,"

Goku: "(frowns) Well I guess not… (grins) Thanx!!"

Vegeta: "Hmmph, (eyes food)"

Yuko: "No prob."

Rebellion:

"NO!! Gohan do you have any idea how much those C4 charges cost!? Just you wait...

Vegeta: Have you ever took someone's skull and beat em' to death with it? I've done it once. Even though doesn't seem possible.

Kakarot: Kakarot, I want you to juggle these. (hands over sticks of dynamite, a cactus, a chicken, and a spiked ball. either way he's getting hurt)

Gohan: I've got nothing. I wasted all of my crap on Kakarot. You got it easy...but wait til the next chapter...HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Vegeta: "I've killed in many different ways…"

Goku: "(sweatdrops) Uhh why? That would hurt…"

Gohan: "Dad (groans),"

Goku: "What? (looks innocent)"

Gohan: "We'll see…(smirks)"

Maric:

"Gohan: I'm sorry)-; I didn't mean to leave you out. Please take these 100,0 boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts as a token of my friendship. Now I can ask you a question. Have you and Goten ever had eating contests?

Goku: Have you ever watched the Food Network? If so then what's your favorite show?

Vegeta: Have you thought about owning a summer training camp to turn young boys into mighty warriors?"

Gohan: "Uhh thanx, and yeah! Sometimes I let him win."

Goku: "No, Chi-chi doesn't let me watch TV."

Vegeta: "No."

butterflyV:

"GOHAN AND GOTEN:

When did you start to resent your father for constantly leaving your family? When did you start to wish for father could be more like Vegeta after all he stayed with his family?

Even though your father's intentions to train Uub were noble, do you think he really thought it through?

GOKU:

For a man that once said to Vegeta that all you needed in life was your family, are you sure you still mean that if you keep abandoning them?

Are you surprised to see that you're living your life like Vegeta used to BEFORE he started a family?

VEGETA:

Do you think that Goku's power ascensions have left him selfish in a sense?"

Gohan: "Goten isn't here, and we don't resent dad! I'm happy with dad and the way he is. Well truthfully, no, but if my dad thinks it's right then I believe him."

Goku: "Yes, I don't mean to! Earth needs protection, and wha? I didn't go about murdering!"

Vegeta: "(coughs) Don't compare the fool to me. Hmmph, maybe, do I care?"

NeilTheHero:

"To Yuko: Please explain who Dinobot is!

(Gives samdwichs to Gohan and Goku)"

Yuko: "An entire description? Dinobot was created as a Predacon, and joined Optimus Primal's Maximals after leaving Megatron. Dinobot has a high sense of honor and duty -- one that often blinds him to concepts like compromise or forethought. Dinobot is impatient and naturally suspicious. His beast form was a velociraptor…"

Vegeta: "Like I care!"

Yuko: "(shrugs) there's more but I'd rather not take up an entire page telling about him…"

Gohan: "Uhh thanx,"

Lady Assassinator:

"why Vegeta? am I embarrassing u? yay! for the next couple day it's 'Annoy Vegeta Week' anyway...

Yuko: Hey I thought that this was only supposed to be a 'Ask Goku and Vegeta' story but u added Gohan to it, so u should call it 'Ask Goku Vegeta and Gohan'

Kakarot: hahaha wow I swear to god my 17 year old sister can never tell the difference between u and Vegeta itslike funny. every time I say something she's like 'who's Goku' then I tell her then she points to Vegeta and said 'that's Goku' and then i have to repeat all ove again...anyway do u wear anything else besides that orange gi?

Gohan: your a super saiyan! how can u be afraid of a mesley frying pan?

Vegeta: (humming) seriously now i have blackmail for life man, now anyway this is the most random question i have asked and came out of no where but uuh are u ticklish? that just came up and wrote it down. and Kakarot, Gohan or whatever can you guys like tickle him or somethin cuz I need to know! anyway on to the real question...now if i were to put a whole ziploc bag of taranchalas down your pants what would you do? (put ziploc bag of weighless taranchalas down Vegeta spandex without him noticing) bye HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Vegeta: "Oh shut up!"

Yuko: "Gohan is gonna be here temporarily… I do intend on kicking him out."

Gohan: "Thank goodness…"

Goku: "Huh?"

Vegeta: "How exactly is that possible?"

Goku: "Well sometimes Chi-chi makes me dress up, when I was training Uub I had different training gi, blue top and yellow (I think.. or was it orange? Lol) pants with a white belt of course, then there was that one time when I was learning to drive… I think I got rid of those clothes after that."

Gohan: "You haven't been hit with mom's frying pan yet!"

Vegeta: "No."

Goku: "Ok! (pounces at Vegeta)"

Vegeta: "Get off me!!"

Goku: "(tickles)"

Vegeta: "(looks about ready to burst with laughter)"

Gohan: "Really dad, is that necessary? I think he's ticklish… judging by the look on his face…"

Yuko: "Ok off him,"

Goku: "(hops onto his seat)"

Vegeta: "(looks red and brushes self off) I'm not ticklish…"

Vegeta: "Uggh, I'd take it out…"

Gohan: "Uhh Vegeta?"

Vegeta: "That's just disgusting!" (yuck… tarantula guts…)

Bulma and Vegeta fan:

"for Vegeta is bulma fun in bed oh do you think trunks was a accedent when he was born and bra was planed

Goku after the other wolrd tournament did you and king kai and the other fighters of the north galaxie live on west kai's planet"

Vegeta: "(turns red) yes… maybe, doesn't matter now does it."

Goku: "No, I actually just kept training on Grand Kai's planet."

Christmas-Carol:

"Hey!

Goku: Let's just say that your grandpa is still alive and he lives with you. On one day, your house catchs fire, and ChiChi and your Grandpa are inside. Who will you save first?

Vegeta: Same question with Bulma and Bra.

Gohan: Same question with Videl and Pan. And what if it were Videl and your mother?"

Goku: "Uhh both? Grandpa could fend for himself, I'd go after Chi-chi."

Vegeta: "There's a highly unlikely chance Capsule Corp will catch on fire… like Kakarot said, both. Hmmph, I'd get the onna out first then get Bra to follow. The girl's half saiyan you know,"

Gohan: "Well… I'd get both of them out, but Videl would be first and Pan can definitely fend for herself. The second one… well once again both but I have a feeling you don't want that answer… that's a tough one… Videl then I'd grab mom."

KMX:

"Howdy yet again!

Question time

Vegizzle: My cousin thought the name up, so go yell at him. (Whatever happened to Veggie-Weggie?) Is there a back story to why you don't like worms or did you start not liking them because of Majin Poo? (Oh excuse me it's Buu right?) How many beers does it take for saiyans to get drunk anyway? What will you do if Goku beats you one on one?

Goku: Yo, what's new? My cousin wants to know who was your favorite villain that you faced. Sorry no coffee...yet.

Gohan: I wasn't calling you a nerd last time. I was asking how did it FEEL to be called a nerd. Sorry for that misunderstanding. How did it feel to be drunk? have you ever read paradise lost?

Yuko: Come on, you don't suck! and Yes you are funny, I couldn't think up half this stuff. You are truly talented.

So PEACE!

Oh wait, knew there was one more thing. For you Goku, voila! A nice hot cup of coffee with a hint of strawberry vanilla in a completely indestructible, completely Gohan-proof cup (Meaning he can't stop his dad from enjoying it and if he tries to, Chi-Chi's frying pan of doom will appear out of nowhere and smack him in the head...repeatedly).

Have a nice day!"

Vegeta: "Majin Buu's stomach… that's all, and a lot… depends how strong it is. Probably 5x the amount (probably MUCH more) it takes for a human to get drunk. Argh, that's not gonna happen! I will defeat Kakarot!"

Goku: "Favorite? I really don't have a favorite! But the toughest would be… well the top 3 are Omega Shenron, Buu, and Cell… I died against Cell… heck I was weaker than Cell by a lot! We barely managed to beat Buu and Omega Shenron…. Oh wow I don't know!"

Vegeta: "Ahem, Kakarot, you somehow forget to mention me?"

Goku: "How many times do I have to say it Vegeta?? You're not a villain!"

Gohan: "I'm not sure… I don't really remember! Maybe, I've read so many books, sometimes it's hard to keep track…"

Yuko: "Hehe (rubs back of head) thanx,"

Goku: "Yay!"

Gohan: "Darn…"

Vegeta: "This is getting old…"

Yuko: "You're tellin me…"

Goku: "(drinks in one gulp… goes wide eyed)"

Gohan: "This is just perfect…"

Goku: "Wheeheehehee! (shoots up into the air)"

Yuko: "He'll be down in time for the next question…I hope."

blackangel04:

"Wow answered so quick! Anyway...Here I am again for more questions.

TO YUKO: I am confuzzled. Who's fighting over you again? Not wanting to get in between the fights but seriously.

TO GOKU: I dunno. He may actually win against you. You never know! He is the coolest gravity-defying hero I have ever seen. Seriously, he can "fly" up into the hair and he isn't even Saiyan. But my main question is this: Chichi and you got married right? As in official marriage? So how come I dont see a ring on your finger? Or do you take it out when you train?

TO VEGETA: TT How tall ARE you really Vegeta-sama? Do you realize your hair is the only thing that's keeping you taller than Bulma the first time I saw you? No offense. Anyway...question: Are you planning for more children? And how long do

Saiyans live anyway? I mean full-blooded and not. BTW; YOU ARE SO KAKOI!

TO GOHAN: Can you teach me math? I know you're a scholar! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

-evil laugh- It's just that you are so CUTE! XD (sorry bad experience with math

T.T) Anyway are you aware that your brother is being paired with Trunks romantically? And one more thing...how old are you right now? Timelines hurt my brain.

No food for all of you again, I kinda ate it all XD But I will give Goku a senzu bean! I dunno I just seem to like the taste. XD (Yeah I've tried one literally.

XD) See yah!"

Yuko: "Fighting over me? No one is? Just some guys asked to be their girlfriend that's all. (Just forget it ) on to the questions!"

Goku: "Yeah we had an official wedding! Most of the times it's off since I couldn't afford to give Chi-chi one. Hehe, I didn't know what exactly marriage was…"

Vegeta: "About 5'3, hmmph, no. we have enough brats running around. About twice (or more) as long as humans," (kakoi? I don't think my dictionary gave the correct definition…)

Gohan: "Uhh sure? Maybe when I'm out of here… really? Hmm, that's kinda… gross. 21, (did I say he was a different age before?)"

Goku: "Thanx! Really? You don't like senzus? (laughs) They kinda taste like uncooked (or under ripe) bean and a celery stalk. But they sure are strong!"

Ceiling Cat:

"I'm watching you masturbate :)"

Goku: "…? Huh?"

kakashilover915:

"hey this ones for vegeta, how do u keep your kool 24/7,like in your entrance in the Wrath of the dragon, it was so col! how do you explain trying to avenge trunks in the cell saga? was it out of love for your only son or did u want to save him then murder him?...oh and ur hot...really hot!"

Vegeta: "It comes naturally…"

Gohan: "Keep his cool?? Are you sure this is Vegeta?!"

Vegeta: "Hmmph, (mutters quietly: Out of love) (smirks) I know,"

Vegeta Lover18:

"This question is for eather Goku or Vegeta. I know this may be wierd, but did Raditz ever have a gf?Not that I dont like him.

Hands Vegeta Girl scout cookies,turkey leg and a soda"

Goku: "Not that I know of,"

Vegeta: "We weren't allowed to have mates of any kind. Frieza would kill them instantly. (cocks eyebrow at food)"

Lord Destroyer:

"Goku: Have you kept in contact with Snow and Android 8 that you met when you were still a kid? Do you know how Bulma and Chi-Chi have fangs? Most humans don't have fangs, so are they some sort of mutants?

Gohan: I meant if you're afraid of anything other than your mom's frying pan, since it's a given that all Saiyans are afraid of that.

(Ties Vegeta down on a chair with Saiyan proof duct tape) Wimpmeister: Here, watch these movie DVDs. Dune(the old version), Tremors 1,2,3, and 4. They are all about giant worms.

Yuko: Milady, please do make sure that Vegeta enjoys the viewing of those nice worm documentories."

Goku: "Well I haven't really seen them in a while… no not really… well no, no they aren't. They just have fangs…"

Gohan: "Haha, well not really. Nothing I can think of."

Vegeta: "(growls)Let me out of here!!!""

Yuko: "Sure thing,"

Nother chapter done

Hurrah! Now I wait for questions!

Vegeta: "Ack! I hate worms…"

Goku: "I don't get what's so wrong with them…"

Gohan: "That was fun,"

Yuko: "(sends documentaries back to Neil) He enjoyed them,"