I still do not own any of HTTYD or any of Steven Universe.
Sorry I haven't posted any new parodies here in about a month. I was able to finally post my new short story 'Join the Club' so I am very proud of that.
I loved rewriting these lyrics, writing out the scene thou was a bit trying and took me forever.
And a big, beautiful thank u to my beloved boyfriend for introducing me to the series of 'Steven Universe' which lead me to this song, which I would have to say is one of my top favorites from the series. And Garnet is my favorite gem of the group.
In the waters surrounding Berk and some places on it's shores, it was Berkians verses Dragon Hunters.
Hiccup was both surprised and yet not so surprised. Every time Viggo came looking for a fight, he always brought it to the Edge or another island they were exploring. But never Berk. Not their home.
All the dragon riders, Auxiliary and original, were up in the air, fighting back, firing at the hunter's ships and the hunters fighting on the ground. All accept one.
After hearing that some hunter ships were circling around to the other side of the island to attack and advance in on the village from the woods, Hiccup immediately headed that way.
Hiccup and Toothless flew low, among the trees, hoping to not be spotted by hunters as easily as they would from higher up, if they were already there, expecting to be confronted by more Berkians trying to defend their home. But there weren't troops of hunters in the woods waiting for them.
Just one.
When flying over a clearing in the forest, Hiccup spotted a single person standing there.
Viggo.
Just hovering there over the field, Hiccup glared down at Viggo and Viggo just stared back up at him. Inviting him to land. Seeing as they weren't being shot at, even after lowering their position a bit to check, Hiccup landing Toothless and dismounted, his Gronckle Iron shield out in front of him and a sword sheathed behind him. Toothless stood to his side, on defense.
Viggo just smirk and lightly shook his head with a sigh, looking a bit disappointed.
"Look at you," Viggo sneered. "You know I'm smarter then you. And when forced into battle, you hide behind that dragon." Toothless growled louder, Hiccup's glare deepened. Viggo unsheathed a sword from his waist. "Why don't you quit embarrassing yourself and face me? I already know what you really are," he pointed the sword straight at the heir.
The next few seconds were a silent stare off from both sides, but that ended when Hiccup started to chuckle himself. Viggo started to lower his sword a bit with a raised eye brow.
"No you don't," Hiccup said with a confident smirk, reaching his free hand over the pat Toothless' head. Toothless purred kindly. "You don't know what we really are."
Hiccup:
Hiccup and Toothless.
Always together.
(Hiccup takes his hand off Toothless and balls it into a fist. Toothless looks back at Viggo, on his guards again.)
And we're never going down at the hands of the likes of you, because we're so much better.
And you can't tell us otherwise, ever.
The two of us ain't gonna follow your rules.
(Hiccup takes a few side-steps to his left with Toothless, and Viggo mirrors them.)
Come at us without any of your fancy tools.
Let's go, just us and you.
Let's go, just one on two.
(Both Hiccup and Viggo charge at each other. They meet in the middle, Viggo's sword changing to Hiccup's shield with his every blow.)
Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able.
Can't you see that our relationship is stable?
(Toothless comes around and whacks Viggo in the head with his tail fins.)
I can see you hate the way we intermingle.
But I think you're just mad, fighting single.
(Viggo attacks Hiccup again, pressing hard onto his shield until it is smacked out of his hand. But as it is rolling away, Toothless grabs it in his mouth before running over and ramming into Viggo, sending them both farther away from Hiccup.)
And you're not gonna stop what we've made together.
We are gonna stay like this forever.
(Toothless throws Hiccup's shield back to him. Hiccup catches it with ease.)
If you tear us apart, we'll just come back newer.
And we'll always be twice the leader, you are.
(Hiccup unsheathes his sword before charging back over to Toothless.)
(The fight continues with Viggo swinging his sword and even throwing in a few punches when he can, and Hiccup defends himself and Toothless with his sword and his shield. Hiccup attacks a bit himself, Toothless also coming around to help on the offensive.)
We are made,
O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
(Their fight has them moving from the clearing and into the trees, through the woods, until Hiccup finds himself backed to the edge of an all too familiar cove. With Toothless beside him, Hiccup looks down for a moment before snapping his focus back to Viggo, who is starting to charge at them again with his sword.
Thinking fast, Toothless grabs the back of Hiccup's tunic in his mouth and jumps off the side, tucking Hiccup to his body and wrapping his wings around him, and they both land on the floor of the cove.
Viggo's sword just misses the two as they jump. The hunter growls in annoyance before looking around for a way down himself.
Their landing was a little rough, but they were okay. His shield landed a few feet behind them and his sword was just beside him on the ground. Hiccup got up onto his knees, trying to catch his breath. Viggo climbs down into the cove by some vines growing along the cove walls, landing feet first on the cove floor, a few yards from Hiccup and Toothless.)
This is who we are.
This is who I am.
(Hiccup raises his head just enough to look at Viggo.)
And if you think you can stop us, then you need to think again.
(Hiccup starts to stand while picking up his sword again, with a little nudge from Toothless.)
'Cause we have the peace here, and it will never end.
'Cause I won't let you hurt my island.
And I won't let you hurt my friends.
(Hiccup charges first and Viggo meets him half way, clanging their swords together.)
Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able.
(Viggo pushes Hiccup away from him by their swords, causing Hiccup's sword to leave his hands and fall to the ground.)
Can't you see that our relationship is stable?
(Toothless fires a plasma blast at the ground by Viggo's feet. Viggo jumps back, then glares back at the dynamic duo.)
I know you think we're not something you're afraid of.
'Cause you think that you've seen what we're made of.
(Hiccup runs to his left, hops over Toothless and grabs his fallen shield from the ground.)
But we are more than the two of them.
Everything he is, is what I am.
(Hiccup mounts Toothless' saddle, shield out in front of him.)
We are the fury.
We are the patience.
(Hiccup fires the hook from his shield, wrapping it around Viggo's sword. Hiccup pulls on his shield, yanking Viggo's sword out of his hands.)
We are a conversation.
(Viggo glares up at Hiccup while Hiccup just smirks, determined.)
We are made,
(Hiccup flicks open Toothless' tail fin. Toothless lunges forward, grabbing Viggo's arms in his front paws and taking off, flying over the cove. Viggo screams in shock, looking down at the shrinking ground below him.)
O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
O-o-o-o-of
(Hiccup leans down far enough to look at Viggo. Viggo looks up to see Hiccup's face.)
And it's stronger than you.
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
And it's stronger than you.
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove.
Hiccup and Toothless flied Viggo over the woods and back to the village. After seeing their leader captured, the over hunters ceased fighting. Ryker and Hiccup came to an agreement that if all the hunters got back on their ships, they would release Viggo back to them, and then the hunters would leave and never come to Berk again. A bit reluctant to agree, both sides complied and the hunters immediately left Berk with their leader.
The hunters were free to fight another day. But so were the riders. And they would be waiting to fight them back.
Sorry it didn't end with the total defeat of the hunters. I already gave the series an end in the NBC 3-shot there (not accurate anymore with Dagur's redemption.) But yeah.
Next chapter, 30th one-shot special! (might be awhile)
