As the sounds of Birds chirping were heard, inside the home of the Loud House Lincoln along with Leni and Luna were coming down the stairs carrying a couple of boxes of some of their old belongings, while they were Lincoln looked over at the 2 and told them.
"I can't believe we're getting ready for the garage sale today. Because in a family as big as ours, everything turns into a competition." Soon after he told them the flashbacks began.
Flashback
Within the first flashback it takes place at night in the living room, showing the three sitting together with Lincoln reading comics, Leni painting her nails and Luna strumming her guitar, with their Sisters around such as Lori who's on her phone, Luan who is playing a handheld video game, Lucy reading her book, Lana playing with her toy racecar, Lola fixing her hair, and Lisa looking over her notes.
"Okay kids, time for bed!"
After Lynn Sr. shouted to them that, Lana announced as she quickly stood up. "I can make it up the stairs first!" They all look at each other before getting up to before running upstairs with Luan and Lana get knocked off and Lynn shoving Lincoln aside and into Luna and Leni who caught him, once Lynn made it to the top first she began to cheer while doing her victory dance. "Uh-huh! Work it! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh."
The second flashback then starts with Rita coming home from the grocery store, shouting. "Kids, come bring in the groceries!" Just in a second the kids look at all the bags in front of them with Lori saying.
"I bet I can literally carry the most bags." They all began to argue saying they can carry the most before grabbing bags and rush towards the front door, with Lori letting out a cry, charging through and beats her siblings to the door. "Yeah!" She soon tosses the bags aside and does her victory dance as she yells. "Go, Lori! Most bags! What? Bags! What?"
Next in the third flashback, the Leni, Luna and their Sisters all watched Lincoln drink a FIZZ BOY soda pop and burps loudly, thinking he's done the loudest burp there was suddenly a louder belch behind him, causing them to look and see that it was Lola, who had done a bigger burp on her siblings and does her own victory dance shouting. "Go, Lola! Biggest burp! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!"
End flashbacks
Before the three went outside after the flashback ended Luan stopped them as she said. "Guys wait." They then stopped and looked at her before she went down to one knee before kissing Lincoln, surprising him as he began to kiss her back, after kissing she then tells them happily. "Good luck on the garage sale guys." The three then smiled as Lincoln said.
"Good luck too Luan." After telling her they went and opened the door and went outside, once they're at the front yard the three began to hammer the Garage Sale sign into the ground, once it was in Lincoln then said. "We haven't had a win in forever but that changes today. At 5 PM today, when the markets close, the victory dance shall be ours!"
Soon as he says that, they pick up their boxes before noticing Lily crying on the ground before Lincoln said. "Oh, what's the matter Lily, you need your blankie?" He soon gets the blankie and gives it to her, saying. "It's okay, Lily. Your blankie's right here." She stops crying and smiled holding her blankie close to her while sucking her thumb, once the three put their items on their stand Leni said.
"Hate to break it to you guys, but we're outselling all of you." Lisa and Lana then said to her as the others including Clyde who's helping Lori watched. "That's amusing from someone who couldn't sell a negative charge to an electron." "Yeah? Well, you couldn't sell a rattle to a snake!"
Leni then told the two. "Well, you couldn't sell a dress if it was 50% off! Not even if it was half off." After that, Lynn Sr. then shouted to all of them. "Build up those appetites, salespeople, we're having goulash tonight!" Rita soon said. "Which will be served on our refinished dining table. Have fun out there, kids."
"Yeah, have fun. Watching this rump do the bump." Soon after telling them, the three then began to take some of their things out of the boxes and began placing them onto the stand to try to sell as customers begin to arrive.
Minutes later
After a little while of selling somethings Lincoln rings a bell and writes something on the chalkboard saying happily to Leni and Luna. "Excellent work guys."
"Thanks, Lincoln." After telling him happily he then said with a grin. "No way our sisters are gonna be able to compete with us." Soon as he said that Luna looked and noticed what the others are doing and told her kids. "I wouldn't be so sure. Looks like they've got some game too."
Her kids then looked and saw what their sisters and Clyde are doing as Lana at her stand said. "Exotic reptiles for sale!" A snake she's trying to sell then bites a customer's nose, causing him to flee, before Lana shouts. "Snake bite kits for sale!" The Male Customer then comes back holding his nose in pain says. "Sold!"
"Candles. Cobwebs. Cauldrons."
When Lucy announced what she's selling the guy known as Flip from his Food and Fuel Store walks past saying. "Rubbish." Lucy then takes out her crystal ball and says.
"Free psychic reading with every purchase." Upon hearing this Flip stops and asks. "Free? Well, now you're speaking my language, little Psychic Girl. What's your cheapest item?"
She holds out a tiny skull with a candle in it which He takes, as she says. "And now, look into your future." She gazes into her crystal ball seeing what'll happen. "Hmm. Business will be booming." Flip only chortles thinking its something good as Lisa shouts. "Expired chemicals! Buy one get one free!" He then appears near her stand and asks.
"Oh, did I hear free?" Lincoln, Leni, Luna then look over and see Lily speaking in babbles to another baby as she sells him an acorn, after that Lincoln then asked worried.
"Um...Please tell me if we're winning." When he asked Luna and Leni were both looking at the chalkboard seeing what place their in, as Luna told him worried. "We're on last place."
After telling him he then asked worried. "Last place?" They nodded as he began looking over at the chalkboard, surprising and shocking him as he continued. "What?! How's Lily sold $20 worth of stuff? What are we doing wrong?" When he asked a boy was trying out Lincoln's old talking teddy bear which began talking saying.
"Please be my friend." As the boy held the teddy bear, its voice became distorted and its head fells off, making the boy cry and run off, after seeing this Lincoln then said. "Err...Maybe, we need to upgrade the merchandise." The two nodded to him in agreement before they followed him to the house.
Minutes later
Once inside Lincoln, Leni, Luna started to go around the house, picking up various household items such as the coffee maker and the music player, after getting that they began passing the living room as the female dancer on the TV said. "And 1, and 2, and 3. Come on now, girls."
The three continued their raid, once they were in Sr. and Rita's room Lincoln looks in their wardrobe and grabs Rita's wedding dress as he said.
"Eh, she never wears it. Let's check upstairs just in case before we go out and make some sales."
Leni and Luna nodded in agreement and began to leave the room head up the stairs, once there they began to head into Lincoln's before collecting somethings that he doesn't really need anymore, once they did both Lincoln and Leni who were looking under the bed began to feel a little parch after searching for somethings to sell, they looked over at their Mom and smiled before telling her.
"Mom?" Luna stopped looking and turned to look at her kids as she asked with a smile. "Yes kids?" They then told her. "We're thirsty." After telling her she smiled and began to grab the bottom of her purple shirt before lifting it up, exposing her flat chest and golden necklace as she said. "Drink up kids."
After saying that she placed her hand onto the back of their heads before bringing them to her flat chest, letting out a gasp and moan as she felt milk come out of her nipples, in which her kids were drinking, when she looked down at her kids and smiled at them as they continued drinking her milk, after a few seconds she let out a gasp as her kids unlatched themselves from her flat chest, when they did she asked with a grin. "Are you full kids?" They nodded happily as Lincoln said.
"It was delicious Mom."
Leni nodded in agreement and said. "Yeah." After telling her she then put her shirt back down before they began leaving his bedroom back downstairs and outside with the things they've gotten.
A few minutes later
Outside Lincoln, Leni and Luna's sisters angrily watch them as they attracted a huge crowd while Leni's holding some items, while she is Luna said as she pointed. "Can I see 60? I see 60! Sold to the mustachioed man in the bandana!" The male customer then takes the clock as Lincoln soon holds up the coffee maker as their Mom continued.
"Starting the bid at 300! We've got 300! 400! We've got 500! Sold to the man in the blue jean tuxedo!" After the male customer takes the coffee maker Luna looked over at her kids and said quietly to them without the others hearing them. "Kids, thank you for helping me setup my stand and upgrading our stuff to sell, we're for sure going to win."
Once she said that their sisters appear angry of what their doing as Lori asked as Clyde looked at her worried. "Guys! What are you doing? This stuff isn't even yours!"
"So?"
When the three said that to her, She, Clyde and the others looked at each other and soon, all ran inside the house and began taking a lot of stuff from it to sell, while doing that a very large crowd soon appears and began buying more things from all of them for a larger price as the stock gets smaller by each passing sale, while it did Lincoln, Leni, Luna looked at the chalkboard as Lincoln said smiling.
"We only have one minute until 5 P.M. guys, we're just $4's out of first place!" Once he finished they began to look around, panicking until they saw something and smiled as it soon revealed what they saw was the garage sale sign, in which they placed a dollar sign on, selling it to the guy known as T-Bone for $5, soon after selling it Sr. called from the house.
"That's a wrap, kids! Goulash is served in teeeen!"
When he told them, the three then smiled as they began heading back inside of the house, while they did Lincoln said happily to the two. "Yes! Our losing streak is over!" He then said to their Sisters. "Now, feast your eyes on our caboose because it's leaving the station." Suddenly Lily starts crying, alarming all of them except for their parents as Lori said.
"Someone give Lily her blankie." After she asked Lincoln told them. "I don't know where it is." Lynn then asked. "Oh no! Where could it be?" Soon as she asked them they all began to murmur that they don't know where it is, making Lynn realize in horror as she told them. "Oh no! We must have sold it!"
When she told them Lincoln then said. "Yeah, yeah. Very sad. Now, if you don't mind, we're about to do our victory dance." Soon as he said that he, Leni, Luna looked at Lily who continues crying, causing them to sigh as Lincoln then said. "Oh, never mind. We're sorry, Lily, I guess we all got a little too caught up in our competition." Once Everyone else including Clyde to apologize, Lincoln continued and said for himself, Leni and Luna.
"So, we're going to put the competition aside and go find your blanket." Lola told him. "Oh no! You three are not gonna be the hero! I'm gonna find that blankie!" Soon the argument began as Lana said. "Not if I find it first!" The other Sisters began to state they'll find it first and rush off out of the house.
After that Lincoln, Leni and Luna all shouted. "The victory dance shall be ours!" Once they shouted they then left the house as Lily looks with a blank expression while they ran off.
Meanwhile
At a random house Lana knocks on the door as it opened up as she said. "Hello, ma'am!" Soon Lola shoves her twin aside and asked. "Did you buy a blanket?" Lola then shoves her aside and asked. "From a garage sale today?"
After they asked, the Female Customer began to look angrily at them and told them. "I didn't buy a blanket, but I did buy this hunk of junk!" She then holds up a vacuum cleaner which explodes in her face as she asked in anger.
"I want my money back!" Lana and Lola looked at each other and said pointing at each other. "Uh...She sold it to you!" They then run off away from the house not wanting to refund the customer.
Meanwhile
At another neighborhood Lori, Clyde and Luan race each other to a house as Lori said. "I'm getting that blankie first!" Soon Luan notices some trash cans as Lori and Clyde runs up to a man watering his lawn as Clyde asked. "Sir, sir! Weren't you at a garage today?" Suddenly they get shoved by a trash can, rolling them off as Luan runs up to the man, revealing to have thrown the trash can at the two as she said.
"If you want to win, you need a can-do attitude."
She soon laughs from the joke she had just made.
Meanwhile
Lincoln, Leni, Luna and Lynn were racing to another house as Lincoln said to Lynn. "Beat it, Lynn! This is our house." She said to them. "No way! That blanket is mine!" When there's no answer, Lincoln tries to get in through the dog flap, only to meet a very angry dog, as he said as Leni, Luna, Lynn noticed the dog from its growling as Lincoln said.
"Whoops! Wrong house." They all then screamed as the dog chases them.
Meanwhile
Lucy and Lisa were at an old woman's house, as the old lady at the door said. "Hmm, I think I did buy a blanket. Why don't you come in?" Lisa looks over at Lucy and tells her. "First to spot the blanket gets the blanket." Lucy nods as they go inside the house once inside the old woman said. "It's so nice to have visitors." She then gets out a book and asks.
"Would you like to see my collection of bingo ribbons?" After she asked, Lisa and Lucy looked at each other as the old lady began showing them her bingo ribbon collection.
Minutes later
After being in the old lady's house for a while they were now playing bingo as the old Woman said, reading out the number. "B14! Anybody?" When she asked, Lucy whispers to Lisa telling her.
"This woman does not have the blanket. Let's get out of here."
Lisa then whispers to Lucy. "Are you kidding? One more number and I've got a bingo!" She then said to the old woman in a happy tone. "Spin it, sister!"
Later
In the park Lincoln, Leni and Luna were now putting various missing posters of Lily's blanket across the park, while they were Lincoln comes up to a woman and asks. "Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen this blanket?" Leni then runs up to a family and asked.
"How about you?" After getting no answers on where Lily's blanket is at, the three began to leave the park, while they did they looked over at what looked to be Flips Food and Fuel as they spotted Flip cleaning a car with a purple cloth, from seeing this they smiled as Lincoln said before asking as they went over to Flip. "Lily's blankie! Hey, Flip, you were at our garage sale today, weren't you?"
Once they asked Flip then said. "I don't know, chief. Maybe. I go to a lotta garage sales." Lincoln then told him. "We need to buy that blanket back from you." Flip tells them.
"No can do! This blanket's working for me. Really gets the bird poop off." Once he told them Lincoln asked as Leni and Luna looked worried. "Please! It's important!" Flip hums before telling them "Maybe we can do business but it's gonna cost ya three!"
Later
Back at the Loud House in the living room Lily is still crying, as she cries Rita said. "Be right there, sweetie." Soon Lincoln, Leni, Luna enters the house as Lincoln said. "Good news, Lily. We've found your blanket."
"No, you didn't. Because I have it." When Lola said that holding the similar blanket Lori then pushes Lola out of the way with Clyde next to her as they smiled as she said. "Please, I've got it right here." Soon Luan arrives saying before Lisa and Lynn said. "I've got it." "No, I do." "This is Lily's blanket."
After they all said that Leni then tells them. "You guys, I'm pretty sure we got the right one." As she points to the blanket Lincoln's holding Luna then told them. "Yeah, we had to give Flip all our garage sale money for it." Lynn, Lana, Luan, Lori and Lisa each said. "I gave Flip all my money for this one." "Me too." "So did I." "And me." "I even gave him my bingo ribbon." In realization Lincoln said in anger.
"I can't believe this! Flip fooled us all!" As he told them all that, Lisa angrily says. "That gasoline-selling swindler!" Rita then enters with a basket of clean laundry and goes over to Lily saying. "Here you go, sweetie." She then hands her real blanket to her saying. "Still hot from the dryer."
Lily soon stops crying upon seeing her blanket and coos happily, when she did Lori asked. "Are you literally joking right now? It's been here all along?" Rita notices the empty living room and asked. "What happened to our furniture?" After asking Lincoln tells her.
"Uh...See, we kinda got caught up in a competition." Lori then tells her. "Yeah, and we kinda sold everything." Rita then tells them. "Well, you're all kinda grounded."
After telling them, Lincoln then said. "We deserve it. And believe me, we've learned our lesson. No more competing." Leni, their Mom Luna and their Sisters all murmured in agreement before he said as he, Leni, Luna smiled. "It's too bad 'cause we had a victory dance that would put all of you to shame." Lola soon scoffs and tells the three. "I doubt that." Lisa then told them. "The chances are slim."
"Oh yeah? All aboard! Woot-woot! This caboose is leaving the station!" Soon Lincoln, Leni, Luna began to do their victory dance as while they did happily, Lana asked. "You call that a victory dance?" She then does her own victory dance as well and says. "Go Lana! Go Lana!"
Lola tells her twin. "Mine's better!" She soon does her own victory dance also as Lori asked. "Why do you even have a butt if that's all you gonna to do with it?" Soon she, Clyde and the others began to all do their victory dances before Rita says.
"Kids! Please!" They all stopped their victory dances as she tells them. "This is how you do a victory dance!" After telling them she does her own victory dance saying. "Uh-huh! Go Mom! Shake that booty!" Lynn Sr. then tells her. "Hah! Gimme a break! Get a load of the goulash shakedown!"
As he began to do his own victory dances he and his wife each said. "Go, Dad! Shake it down now!" "Go, Mom! Mm-hmm, oh yeah!" While they did that, Lincoln looks over at his Gf and Mom/Gf before telling them with a smile. "Well, as they say, the nuts don't fall too far from the tree." They both nodded to him in agreement before resuming their victory dance as the others began doing their victory dances too.
Meanwhile
At Flip's Food and Fuel Flip was inside pouring some of Lisa's expired chemicals into a washer fluid bottle saying to himself. "I'm loving these 2-for-1 chemicals. I'm gonna make a fortune selling them as windshield wiper fluid." He then laughs saying.
"Suckers!" Before Pouring another chemical into the bottle accidently causing a explosion to occur, damaging the entire gas station turning some of it into rubble, leaving Flip dazed as he said in surprise. "Well, the little Psychic Girl was right. Business is booming."
Note: Hey everyone. This is lexboss. Sorry if there wasn't much on Luan part or any love moments but me and my friends are having a trouble focusing because of what's happened to net neutrality. We promise next chapter will be better.
