The last chapter hadn't made it as far as I wanted it to. So I decided to type another one… yea don't you all love me… hehe….

Anyway I don't own Naruto or anything else. I'm a poor and depressing person who allows her fish to control her life…. Poor poor me…

…..meow….

"So what is the wave village sensei. Do they have a ninja force." The journey had been quiet for a while now. So Trisha guessed someone had had to break the silence. No one had wanted to talk since Lexi had gotten Kakashi to promise her the first kill if at all possible. It seemed little Lexi had scared the rest of the group. However Trisha didn't believe Kakashi was scared of her. Instead he seemed more sad and resigned then scared. Then again he had been a child ninja himself. Now he was Lexi's horsey. Lexi had fallen asleep in Kakashi's arms almost as soon as they had left the village. She looked kind of cute curled up in Kakashi's arms her stuffed bunny in her arms. Not anything like the deadly little killer she was going to be.

"Are you really supposed to be so book smart? Have you heard of wave being one of the great ninja nations? Have you studied up on any wave headbands or wave missing Nins? Of course wave isn't a ninja village or it would have been in out studies." Sakura was so stupid at times. If it wasn't exactly written out in her text book then she didn't bother to learn it. She didn't think at all just memorized a bunch of stuff to show off to Sasuke. What a fan girl. A total waste of space.

"Trisha, be nice to Sakura. She isn't as street smart as you and yes Trisha is right Wave has no ninja of their own." Kakashi sighed and continue to follow behind the client.

"Well it isn't my fault she's an idiot. I mean if they had their own ninjas then why would the drunk hire us to lead him home. He would just hire his own ninjas. That's common sense." Sakura was turning an unhealthy red color. However it kind of improved her looks at the moment. Especially since Lexi had basically chopped off all her hair.

"Trisha be nice." Trisha hummed to herself as she continued to travel down the empty quiet road. Sakura was exhausted from her bag and Naruto was bored and trying to chat everyone's ear off. However Kakashi had given him strict instructions not to wake Lexi or Kakashi wouldn't save him. Sasuke was quietly his moody self and the client was busy drinking and jumping at every shadow he saw. How did Kakashi and the Hokage not know that the old fart had lied to them. Shigure was the only one who acted like a ninja he was position behind Kakashi as the rear guard.

"Wahhoooo Kakashi" Trisha spun herself in a circle and screamed. This had been fun. Every 5 to 15 minutes Trisha had taken it upon herself to scream Kakashi's name. Everyone had gotten used to it by now though. Funny bridge builder, Tazuna though had jumped every time. Maybe he should drink more. He still seemed to be sober enough to recognize danger.

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Lexi cuddled deeper into Kakashi's chest and shivered at the cold air. The journey had proven to be pretty dull so far. She had dozed of a lot of the journey. Restless sleep that had been ruined with every word spoken and every time Kakashi's movements had gone off the common flow. Even though she had been able to sleep a little it was hard to fall into a peaceful sleep. This is the first time her and Trisha had ever been outside the leaf village since they had arrived. The outside world was seriously dangerous and unpredictable. Even with the anime telling what should happen that didn't mean that was how it would happen, after all the first time this had happened it had been only team 7, now it was teams 7 and 13. The timeline was already changing.

At least some things weren't going to change. Puddle coming up. Guess it was time for some fun.

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"Yea Kakashi"

Kakashi sighed as he shifted the bundle in his arms. So far this trip had been less than enjoyable. Trisha seemed to have something against his team. Always snapping at their questions and tripping Naruto if he got to close to her. Of course he had to agree with her. Their questions were pretty stupid and Naruto was way too loud and irritating, however every time she acted out towards his team they complained to him. Children were such a pain.

The last two members of team 13 were oddly quiet. Shigure was a strange kid. To have survived being the demons teammates for so long with out seriously injure was admirable. However the real question was the child skilled enough to have survived or did the girls just have no interest in playing with him yet. Were they allowing him to live to eat another day? He didn't look that strong actually. He seemed about as skilled as an average genin. So he must be much less skilled then the girls. However at least he was quiet. HE hadn't spoken a word the entire trip so far. Just followed behind the group as a silent rear guard. If he didn't know better he would think the boy was mute but that couldn't be it. He was just more serious about his job then his team it seemed. He was doing pretty well for an inexperienced genin as look out. His eyes were always moving and he seemed to always be poised to attack or defend. It was a good thing to see in someone so young. It meant that he was serious and knew that even though this was a c class mission it didn't mean it was safe. However the most interesting point was that Trisha wasn't taking this as serious. The Hokage had told him that both girls were serious about their ninja careers and yet Trisha had been snapping at his team for hours.

"You promised Kakashi." Kakashi flinched a little at the soft voice that came out of his sleeping bundle. Lexi had slept most of the journey away. Kakashi had seriously thought she was still asleep but sleeping people didn't usually speak so clearly and with such perfect timing. Kakashi could see a puddle up the path that shouldn't exist. It hadn't rained in the area for days; there was no way a puddle could have survived here without rain or shade. It would have dried up days ago. There was enemy close and Lexi must have been able to figure it out too. "You promised me the first kill Kakashi. You're not going to go back on your word are you?"

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"No I won't break my promise. The enemies all yours, just make sure none of the team dies before you kill them Lexi. I don't want to have to do the paperwork." Lexi smiled against Azul's ears, of course he wouldn't want to do paper work that would be actually work.

"Put me down, down. Me wanna walk now." Kakashi sighed and snapped his book closed. Naruto paused in mid yell the client tripped. Oh how fun was talking.

"Done with your nap now Lexi." Lexi ran up to hug Trisha's feet as she felt Kakashi's replacement behind her. It seemed he was still going to use a clone and watched from the side lines. At least some things didn't change.

"Yupe all done. I dreamed about a power ranger. Saviors of the world, defeaters of bad guys." Hopeful Trisha got the hint. Of course maybe she remembered the anime and didn't need the hint.

"One of your weirder dreams then." Ok….. or maybe Trisha is just dense…. That could be it too. Oh well. She would more than likely react well to the attack, and not die. Trisha couldn't possible die. Come on who could possible be able to kill Trisha. Trisha was scary, much scary than even batman.

The attack happened quickly. Something she hadn't been able to see as much on the anime or been able to appreciate nearly as much in the manga. There was no warning. No sound of footsteps or weapons being drawn. One minute Kakashi's clone had been walking behind Lexi, the next the clone had been dead and their were two new characters on the road.

"One down…" The demon clones. What babies. They hadn't even been able to tell that was a clone. How pathetic.

"And only two to go right Lexi." Lexi drew out her kunai and smile at Trisha.

"Totally right Trisha. Just two more to kill." Lexi could still hear Sakura's scream of fear at the sight of Kakashi's death. The clients curse at the situation. However all of it was at the back of her mind. All she was focused on was the two opponents before her. This was her first real battle, all others hadn't been a win or die situation. She had only fought as training or as play. This was real and Lexi was more than ready for the chance.

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Trisha took up the guard in front of the client, since the rest of the team was almost useless. Naruto had frozen. Congrats the great future Hokage was scared of a small pair of missing Nin. Not even a or s class missing Nins. Sakura was scared out of her mind and has spent the time screaming and yelling at how their sensei was dead. Sasuke hadn't frozen at least he had taken up guard on the left side of their client where as Shigure had taken up the right to even out the formation. Well that gives team 13 three points. And team 7 one. Team 13 rocks.

Lexi hadn't bothered with speech after the first few seconds instead she had thrown her kunai straight at them and started her assault. The battle wasn't actually that long. Lexi had skilled way above the man she was attacking. That was plain to see.

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The demon brother had dodged her first kunai easily like any good ninja was able to do. However Lexi hadn't really planed for the kunai to hit him. It had been more of a separating factor. These were the demon brothers. They worked as a pair even their weapons were connected. So it wouldn't be so smart to attack them together. Of course if the other brother decided to attack her from behind she would have gotten in to trouble with this move however she highly doubted that would happen. After all she was a small child, why would they think they would have to both have to fight her at once. After all they had killed people a lot older of her without any trouble what was a child going to do to them.

The kunai had separated them perfectly. The first one had jumped to the left just like planned and Lexi had already moved herself up close to him to take another swipe. He kunai missed his throat however he had become off balanced and missed his landing. Giving her a second of opening to attack again. Lexi could feel the resistance of flesh as she swiped her kunai once again at the Nin's face. She had struck true this time. Leaving her kunai covered in her enemy's blood and his face newly decorated with a new slash mark. It wouldn't kill him. In fact it was quiet shallow, since the stupid guy had flinched back at her attack causing her to cause less damage then she had wanted. Oh well Trisha had always said playing with your food was important and it would be fun to see how much fear she could put in the man before he died.

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The second ninja brother had jumped to the right and made a straight beeline towards the still frozen in shock Naruto. It seemed the brothers were planning to kill every one of them before they even bothered with the client. And the idiot Naruto had left himself stupidly open to attack. He was off by himself, and Sakura had had the smarts to have her panic attack near the teams. However Naruto didn't even have that amount of brains. He had left himself an open tragic and the Nin was taking his opening to his advantage.

Trisha remembered this. IT had happened once before in the anime. Naruto had ended up getting saved by Sasuke. However that didn't seem the case today. Trisha watched as the ninja got closer and closer to the orange moron and Sasuke didn't take a move to save him. Sasuke's full attention was on Lexi's fight before them. Lexi had taken to playing with the Nin. Allowing him to run to only end up in front of the man again. Slashing and stabbing small shallow wounds as she passed him. It was a dance of blood and fear, and Lexi danced it well.

The ninja was almost upon the boy. Damn Uchiha, the Hokage will never let them live it down if that boy dies. Trisha broke formation with a curse and pulled out a kunai from her pouch time to save the idiot.

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Sasuke watched with strange interest as he watched the girl who just hours ago had been braiding his newly ribboned hair. She attacked and laughed as if she was a small demon. The ninja's moves were getting more desperate. It was a big game of cat and mouse. It had started with the Nin being the cat and then it had changed. Now the Nin was a mouse. A fear driven mouse. His chain had been broken along with one of his arms. He was covered in cuts and bruises from Lexi's weapons and body. Lexi had taken to kicking and punching the man as if he was one of the children's bouncing balls. It was strangely fascinating.

"Everyone was kung fu fighting." She was singing. He could hear it. Slash.

"They were as fast as lighting." It was just like a child playing with her toys. Kick. A child who was playing with a live and breathing

"Lexi that's enough. Just kill him already." Sasuke jumped at the sound of his sensei's voice coming from right behind him. He hadn't noticed the dead man coming up to him. Which brought up the question why wasn't he dead.

"Alright he wasn't much fun anyway." Sasuke head snapped back towards Lexi at the sound of her cold and unfeeling voice. It was the same scary voice the child had had when she had been threatening their client. It had been creepy then. It was still creepy now.

"Bye bye ninja man." Sasuke's breath stopped as he watched Lexi appear behind the ninja's panting and beaten up body. He stood there in shock as he watched the child slit the man's throat and the man's eyes dulled. With a kick the body slammed into the ground like unwanted trash.

Forever the image of her standing there her clothes covered in droplets of blood would be trapped in his mind. Her smiling face beaming at them in victory as she brought up her blood covered kunai to her lips to lick of the drying blood.