OK! This is going to be a veryyyyyyyyyy short chapter! Sorry, but I realllyyyyy wanted to do this idea in story form!

It is now time for Venting With Claire! Today I had my first day of preseason for field hockey. TORTURE I TELL YOU! It was fun, kinda, but very difficult.

Me: I kinda want my disclaimer, and yet I don't.

Iggy: WHAT?

Me: If there's no disclaimer then that means I own Maximum Ride and I'm famous!

Iggy: Even if you did own us I highly doubt you would be famous! Haha!

Me: YOU HURT ME SO MUCH! *runs away sobbing*

Iggy: She doesn't own us! Now I gotta go fix this *runs after Claire*


Flock Madness

Black Faded Scene

NO ONES POV

Takes place in a fake drama movie!

Gazzy and Iggy sat across from each other. Staring at each other intently, and not in a sick way. Gazzy was about to ask Iggy the impossible. He was going to give him the hardest challenge anybody can endure. Iggy was about to be tortured.

"Iggy." Gazzy said. "I am giving you a challenge. Do you accept?"

"This hunky man does indeed accept your challenge!" Iggy said, slamming his fist down on the table.

Gazzy stood up and looked away dramatically. "I don't know if I can put you through this!" He put his hand on his forehead.

"Tell me now, or all will be lost!" Iggy said, equally dramatic.

"The challenge is, don't think about penguins." Gazzy whispered.

"Penguins?" Iggy asked, his eyes widening.

"Yes, penguins!"

Iggy looked out the window. A sad frown finding its way onto his face. Gazzy kept glancing at him, concerned beyond measure. He had no way of knowing if his best friend would come out of this alive.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Iggy bellowed, slamming his face against the table.

"What is it Iggy?" Gazzy said, touching his arm in a non-sexual manor.

"I thought about…penguins." A tear slid down his cheek.

"No, how could you have done this to us?" Gazzy screeched. "You've doomed us all!"

Gazzy stormed out of the room. Slamming the door as he left. Iggy stood up, paced around, then stopped to look out the window, looking out into the distance.

"How will I ever be able to live with myself." He whispered to himself. Then he smiled.

"At least the penguin was wearing a hot bikini."

He walked out the room slowly. The scene fades to black.


Haha, sorry bout this chapter. I just really wanted to do this! Review Please!