ENTRY 27: ABRA EVOLUTIONARY LINE
ABRA:
Well, what a waste of psychic matter. This little prick sleeps for 18 hours and does shit; it's probably having a good amount of wet dreams and shit like that. Anyways, this Pokémon is loaded will Bernie Sanders, AKA BS (Get it?), in the attack, defense, and HP as it's at a one. The Speed, luckily, is at a five. The only moves are ultra-evolution, not to be mixed with mega evolution, and play search.
I have not fucking idea what it eats since it sleeps for 18 whole fucking hours and I even have Edward watch the one in the lab and according to him, the Abra is picturing it banging Catherine. Told you, wet dreams.
The typing is psychic with its weaknesses being bug, dark, and ghost types.
In battles, bullshit, what battles? The only thing this thing does is sleep.
KADABRA:
Well, more active than your littler self I see? This Pokémon's stats are better as everything is one higher. The speed is at a six so it is pretty damn good in running away. The moves of it, um, I can't find any moves on it. YOU FUCKING PROFESSOR IDIOTS, WHO THE FUCK PAYS YOU!?
Now that I finished my "move", the thing this thing eats is, well, I don't know.
The typing is the same.
Battling is very interesting as you try to find where this thing is actually going. I battled a couple and it is very impressive.
ALAKAZAM:
And poof, we get this thing. First off, that 5000 IQ thing is pure bullshit. Q has a total IQ of 2005 and you expect me to believe this? Anyway, the stats are interesting as the attacks are one higher. The moves include: recover, mysterious beam, mind shock, and psychic guard.
Food, fuck it.
Typing same.
Battles, damn good. This thing will own your Pokémon, luckily with my cloaking move I "installed" on Midori and Heleva, it's much easier to combat other psychic types.
MEGA ALAKAZAM:
The only words you'll be able to mutter out of your mouth is 'Holy Fucking shit' as thing uses one thought and boom all six of your Pokémon are unable to battle in a second. The speed is at an eight with its special attack on a nine, a fucking nine. The typing also remains the same. I only fought one of these and it took out Bender, Siliveisa, and Midori. Edward was lucky enough to knock this guy out.
Also a fun fact, if you put all the names together you get Abra-Kadabra-Alakazam, the stereotypical magician words.
