AN- would it be ok if I did movies?...well songs...that told a story...which was made into a series of movies?
And also read in it's entirety.
Now I present:
Trapped in the closet.
Naruto appeared.
"Oh so I'm first this time?"
Yes. Yes you are.'
"So what am I doing exactly?"
You are telling what happened to you.
"Oh cool...what is it?"
A song.
"A song huh? Well unlike those fairy tales I don't think anything bad can happen in a song..."
Poor delusional Naruto...Just begin.
"Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun awakes me.
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me"
"So where the hell am I at?"
"And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you"
Sakura came out and kissed Naruto.
"YOSH! SAKURA-CHAN KISSED ME! Now I can die happy."
"How I wish you were Sasuke."
"Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?"
"I'm not entirely sure but...I think I was sleep."
No shit.
"I must have Lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long.
Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
"I WAS NAKED! SAKURA-CHAN SAW KING HOKAGE JR.?"
Who in the hell is King Hokage jr?
"Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door"
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
"No I actually want him to leave."
My god would someone please get into character?
"I'll try my best Inuyonas-sama tebayo!"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way"
"MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!"
Sakura punched him in the nose.
"said, "I got a wife at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs"
"I have a wife?"
"He has a wife?"
"You have a husband?"
"I have a husband?"
You have a husband?
"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"So what I'm a ninja. Now if this were the 6th floor, then I would be in trouble."
"Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet"
"I'm in the closet? Who am I? Sai?"
You haven't met him yet Naruto.
"Met who yet?"
Sakura just sighed.
"And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out,
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house.
Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
Walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
"Oh so we're lying now Inuyonas?"
For the love of God Sasuke, please just try to get into character.
"I'M MARRIED TO SASUKE KUN! YOSH! Now I can die happy."
"You know what Sakura? I share your feelings too. I'm happy with your death aswell."
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar."
"Who is Oscar?"
"Obviously some dweeb if you deserves him."
Rolls her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
"OH MY GOD YES! TAKE ME SASUKE-KUN!"
"Take you where?"
I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
"There is sound coming from the closet."
"No there isn't."
"Clearly there is Sakura."
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"
"Sakura he just screamed god please don't let this man open this closet."
"No...he did not."
He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
"What the hell ,am I brain damaged? He's in the closet?.
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "Bitch say no more"
"Favorite line ever."
For one I agree with you Sasuke.
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
"Why the hell am I checking every place except the damn closet?
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
"FINALLY!"
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
"It took me 3 whole lines...to walk to this damn closet."
Damn he's opening the closet…
AN- AND THATS PART 1. TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET IS 24 OR SO PARTS LONG. yOU SHOULD TYPE IT IN ON YOUTUBE. GIVE ME FEED BACK ON WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD CONTINUE.
SAKURA: HEY WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YAOIWEH?
NARUTO: i WAS KICKING ASS BACK THEN.
INUYONAS: AH THAT. WELL SEE WHAT HAPPENED WAS-
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