A Crime Doing Time

Narrator: And now, Fillmore. Today's episode, A Crime Doing Time.

(Leshawna sees Ben and Chomper)

Gwen: Ben? Chomper? What are you…………

Ben: We heard that you'd be here. Who are they?

Mac: They're Fidget and Olivia.

(bus comes with Meg driving and everyone gets on)

(while on bus Bloo lights Meg's hat on fire without Meg knowing)

Bloo: Wow, I didn't know you were the hottest girl ever.

Meg: (turns around) What?

Numbuh One: Is it getting hot in here?

Meg: What?

Fidget: (sniffs) I smell smoke.

Meg: (screams loudly after Fidget gives her a hint on her hat being on fire)

Chomper: Ugh. (pours water from bucket on Meg's head)

Meg: Good thing we're here. (stops bus)

Gwen: Wow, there is a lot interesting stuff in San Francisco.

Cream: Tails and Chris said we can't use the confessionals this episode.

(all get off the bus)

Chomper: We made to X Middle School.

Principle Folsom: Welcome guests. We have a case to solve.

Olivia: We're on out. (she and Fidget were about to go the other way)

Principle Folsom: All of you, with the Safety Patrol.

Ben: Safety Patrol?

Bubbles: I know who they are. They're those detectives that are all recognized by orange belts they wear around they're shirts.

Chomper: What's the problem?

Principle Folsom: Can I show the Safety Patrol first?

Jack: We'd be honored to.

Starfire: Are you sure?

Jack: (walks towards door)

Buttercup: Come on, let's just go okay?

Mac: Can I talk to some one for a moment?

(1 MINUTE LATER)

Ash(through TV screen): That's great. I heard that you're starting to gain some progress.

Mac: Thanks, I'm gonna have to go now.

Ash(through TV screen): Good luck on Total Drama Cartoon.

(TV screen turns off)

Mac: I'm coming. (runs towards stairs)

(AT SAFETY PATROL OFFICE)

Fillmore: Hey, I'm Fillmore, and here's my partner Ingrid.

Ingrid: Good to meet you all.

Chomper: Have you been ever yelled at before?

Vallejo: Fillmore! What did you do taking done the identity thief?

Ben: I guess yes, a lot.

Cream: So you haven't even checked on where the identity thief hit? You guys are bad.

Vallejo: He was caught, but Fillmore destroyed some stuff trying to catch him.

Cream: Are you sure it was a he?

Vallejo: He was Edward Fries, and he's currently taking detention.

Starfire: Well, have you even checked on who is connected to this Edward person?

Fidget: I think I know. My former master Ratigan.

Vallejo: Okay, let's stop with the memories people. Fillmore, you, Ingrid, and two others check the gymnasium. The rest of you, check the music room.

Fillmore: I pick her and her.

Cream: Sure.

Starfire: I'll be glad to help.

Mac: Let's go you guys. (runs off followed by Ben, Fidget, Numbuh One, Leshawna, Gwen, Buttercup, Jack, Olivia, Jinx, Bubbles, and Bloo)

(AT GYM)

Satoshi McClemens: Hello?

Starfire: We know what you did so just confess already!

Cream: Starfire, that's not a polite way to ask if they did it.

(Satoshi runs away from them causing a chase to start)

Cream: Oh no you don't. Lockrama. (everything in the gym is locked and Satoshi runs towards the basketballs and shoots them towards Fillmore and Ingrid)

Ingrid: Look out.

(MEANWHILE AT THE MUSIC ROOM)

Chomper: (opens door) Can we have a word with you?

Juliet Davis: Can I listen to some music first? (turns the volume really loud to run away from them and start a chase)

Ben: (activates Omnitrix)

Olivia: What are you doing?

(BACK AT GYMNASIUM)

Starfire: (grabs Satoshi) Tell us why you disguised yourself as Ratigan, made one of my friends your sidekick before I meet him, and hired the identity thief?

Cream: Um, Fillmore, Ingrid, I'm just gonna check that other girl over there. (transforms into some school reporter named Blair)

Satoshi McClemens: I didn't do anything. Edward happens to be my rival.

Starfire: LIAR! You tell me now or I'll blast you into the galaxy or maybe even planet, and you will lose all you're air on the way.

Cream: May I speak to you?

Tiffany Nemo: Name's Tiffany, and you are person?

Cream: Um, Blair. Yah, I'm Blair the school reporter. Mind if I take an interview?

Tiffany Nemo: Sure, it will help with my social skills. Maybe even my moves in karate.

(MEANWHILE AT MUSIC ROOM)

Juliet Davis: Do you guys give up? (grabs record from a record player and throws it like throwing star and gets caught on Gwen's sock)

Bubbles: That's it. I have a killer voice too. Watch. (uses Hyper Voice)

Juliet Davis: (covers her ears) ARGH! I'M OUT OF THIS NONSENSE!

(BACK IN THE GYM GIRLS LOCKER ROOM)

Cream: Thank you for the review Tiffany. I'll put on the papers that you didn't disguise yourself as a rat named Ratigan.

Tiffany Nemo: Who's Ratigan?

Cream: It's my pet, (brief pause) cat. I lost her on my way to X, see you later. (leaves)

Tiffany Nemo: Strange girl.

Ingrid: Who are you?

Cream: (changes back to Cream)

Ingrid: Oh, well, what info did you get, did you have to give her a chase?

Cream: Nope, I got all the info on her right her and didn't have to chase her.

Ingrid: (checks notes) Looks like she's innocent.

Cream: I know, but she is very interested in karate. She evens wears a karate uniform and acts like she got bumped on the head.

Ingrid: Well, Satoshi is innocent as well. Fillmore is talking with a guy named Eugene Penn.

Cream: Okay, but I think Blair can get something out of him as well. (changes into Blair)

Ingrid: You really do magic.

(AT MUSIC ROOM)

Spidermonkey: Take this. (shoots web from his butt and Juliet Davis gets caught in it)

Chomper: Tell us what you were doing here.

(a mysterious man in black clothes goes out the window)

Eugene Penn: (walks towards door)

Fillmore: (wears disguise as reporter) Excuse, me and Blair are here for another interview. Do you have a few minutes?

Eugene Penn: Hmm, will I get a good review punks?

Cream: Oh everyone gets a good review.

Eugene Penn: Cool. So I'm Eugene Penn and I'm part of a rock band. My mother is deceased, and my father abandoned me.

Cream: (starts crying)

Fillmore: Hey Blair, what's wrong?

Cream: That story is just, so sad. (continue whining)

(AT MUSIC ROOM)

Juliet Davis: Believe me now? (shows picture of Juliet fighting Ratigan)

Fidget: Yes.

Olivia: I wonder how the others are doing, they must've gotten more people than we did.

(OUTSIDE)

Man Disguised As Ratigan: (takes off mask to reveal a human face that looks like a nerd with glasses and takes off tail to reveal it is really a whip attached to tape)

(AT HQ)

Joseph Anza: It doesn't add up, all the suspects seem to be innocent.

Danny O' Farrell: Does this Ratigan is the real deal?

Cream: Hey, I found something at the interview, can you check what it is?

Karen Tehama: Sure, so what do you got?

Cream: A little glove that changes the size of any person wearing it.

Karen Tehama: I'll see who owns this glove, check back later.

Cream: Okay.

(hidden person hides behind corner with a squirt gun)

Cream: Hum? I know you're behind there.

Hidden person: (just shows hand with squirt gun)

Cream: Opalmea Teleportay Universal Disspair (squirt disappears)

Chip Ramirez: Hello suckers. (runs away)

Cream: You get back here. (pulls out walkie talkie) Starfire, I found who did it, he's headed towards the cafeteria.

(AT CAFETERIA)

Chip Ramirez: I have been teased by bullies for too long, so I invented a change size glove and made a rat mask. I traveled to London to kill the queen as a minor objective, I wanted to be wealthy and take down those who hurt me.

Cream: Sorry Chip, looks like my friends are coming in five, four, three………………

Starfire: (bursts doors open)

Cream: They're here.

Fillmore: Stay here, cause our friend over here can scorch but we don't that to happen do we?

Chip Ramirez: If it isn't my ex-partner and the girl. I've been expecting you to come here.

Starfire: I don't believe we've met.

Cream: He's been in a lot of places.

Starfire: I do remember a scorny kid fighting Cyborg. Big glasses, buck teeth, it's you all right.

Olivia: It's payback for trying to kill me.

Bloo: (throws knife and gets stuck on Chip's cape and get attached to the wall)

Mac: You could've killed him.

Bloo: I didn't bring my light saber.

Cream: You're going to be in detention for a long time.

Chip Ramirez: One question, how did you do that magic?

Cream: A good magican never tells her secrets.

Chip Ramirez: I'll be back.

PREVIEW: Looks like next episode is going to be witchy. When witches come and take over the bodies of Leshawna, Mandy, and Starfire. Charm Caster makes uneasy alliances with Gwen(B10AF), and for some reason likes Cream.