Spades smiled at the group as she sat in a plush red chair, "Okay guys, just a friendly reminder to everyone," she said holding a hand up and wiggling a finger, "This story, Burning My Immortal to the Ground? Yeah, this is poking fun at a trollfic, a reknowned trollfic, as in the author of the original was purposely making it horrible for the sole purpose of pissing everyone off. What are we doing? Getting pissed off about it like Tara wanted. So does it really matter?"
Beside her, M.C rolled his eyes in annoyance, "you know, that isn't what this announcement was about," he stated.
Spades blinked in confusion before turning towards her short companion, "It wasn't?" she asked and he just nodded. After a second a lightbulb light up above her head, "Ah right! A new chapter of Pegasus was posted the other day, we're starting the Leviathan arc on it. A new chapter of Blue Seas and Fire Palace is under construction and we're nearing the end of that story!"
Sighing, M.C raised his hand and slapped the back of Spades head, "That isn't it either, you idiot!" he snapped, his annoyance slowly turning into anger.
"Those two stories weren't our announcement? Um...oh! Only three chapters left, including this chapter! After that we'll all be caught up!" she exclaimed happily and grinned, "After chapter thirty one, we'll be done with posting our old chapters and will be writing new ones! So fresh jokes!"
Groaning loudly, M.C shook his head, "Again, wrong you fucking idiot!" he yelled, yanking her by the ear as he turned to the crowd, "We're going to be taking down Spades 'Hidden Prophecies' review, because of the fact that it wasn't a concrete 'troll story' considering that it appeared to have actual effort put into it, keeping it up will make us feel like complete dicks."
Spades gave an awkward smile, "So, tomorrow afternoon we're deleting it. Just thought we'd give you guys a heads up."
Backstage, a black haired demon frowned at them, "Can you guys shut up about this shit and get on with the review?" he demanded, earning a scowl from M.C.
"Shut the fuck up, Khaxan!"
"You shut up, midget!"
"Demon!"
"Shorty!"
"Priss!"
"Dwarf!"
Spades had a smile but a dark aura around her, "Boys...so immature..." she said before attacking the two bickering boys who were now in each others faces.
After a somewhat comedic fight, Khaxan was behind the curtain, bandaging up some cuts, M.C was on his chair covered in bruises, his sweater torn and his hair a mess from the fight. His scowl replaced with a look of fear as he glanced at his co-host nervously. Spades just smiled happily like nothing had happened.
"Let's start the review!" she cheered.
Chapter : sot das fok up!11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u!
Actually according to that quiz you made, I'm 'Goffik'.
1111 raven u rok gurl fangz 4 da help MCR ROX 666!111111111111XXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX
Hey, where's my popcorn? I'm going to need popcorn for this!
"Oh my satan!1"
Oh My Pluto!
we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin.
That would be funny if it wasn't in this story.
Snap and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily."CUM NOW!1!"
Heh heh heh.
Preacher McGongel yielded.
Three things wrong in those three words. Tell me if you can tell what they are!
We did guiltily.
Hehehe pfft haha
We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
Shouldn't you put it in a Ziploc bag so you don't ruin your pockets?
"Hey what the fuck!111" Vampire shooted angrily.
Calm your tits Harry, it's just caramel.
"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" Draco demonded all protective,
He will post it on the internet.
looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango's.
St. Mango is better than this, hands down.
So give back da camera!1111
You really don't want to be ordering Snape around, haven't you paid any attention to the series?
"Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic
Ministry of Magic.
thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly."Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Proffesor McGoggle.
I would laugh if it wasn't so sad that they turned her into a bitch.
She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it.
PFFT! HAHAHA!
There were all these werid tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111).
…. I think Mr. Way might want to invest into a restraining order.
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1).
But this isn't Vampire Chronicles. So that is invalid.
Vampire took out a black honkerchief
Honkerchief?! DID HE STEAL THAT FROM GAMZEE OR KURLOZ?!
Oh fucking shit they are so dead.
and started to wipe my red then….. he and Snoop both took out guns using magic.
Why take out guns using magic, when you could just use magic to fight? Why the hell do you need guns?!
They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
I'm pretty sure the bullets would have gotten to them by then.
"Crosio!" I shouted. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun.
What spell is that supposed to be?
But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets.
Were they voting? VOTE ME! I will be a great world dictator, I will make it illegal to degrade the Harry Potter series.
I STOPPED DA CURSE.
Can we do a reverse curse and curse her?
Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools.
Oh God…Is she…is she…Is she a Repo Woman?!
Reeeepoooo maaaaaaaan!
Reeeeeeeeepoooo Maaaaaan!
I fucking love that movie.
Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going 2 go now." She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.
I would cry to if I was in his place, but only because I was in the story.
"It's ok Enoby." said Draco. "Evergreen will be all right.
Yes! Because the trees are way more important than your miserable lives! GO TREES!
Remember the cideo u took of Snake."Snape laughed again.
What's a Cideo?
And then...he took out some whips!1!1111
Is he…a domnitrix?
I think Tara gave up on any attempt at a plot and it is now the Sex-Joke-Material of the Week.
