Affection


We're back to school. Not me of course but Toby and Cupa. I realized the lack of school was like the lack of Gaby, school is where sexual tension starts.

I need dem lemons one day.

I notice my compacity to enjoy things keeps getting shittier and shittier, is it that time in my life? Or is it puberty? Only Adam Sandler knows...only Sandler knows.

I found Eight Crazy Nights at my house, a rare and loathed movie, reason for the reference above. I can't tell if this is bad or good because I literally found two copies of Pluto Nash in my house. I am not shitting.

I want Might No. 9 really bad but after seeing the pizza trailer it had, I'm starting to get worried, I haven't lost all hope thankfully but I REALLY hope that was a stunt and the real game looks amazing but the developer is REALLY stretching the ideas of building a franchise too much, with four million backing him up, I just hope nobody sues.

I need to play as Call thought, best character, mwah.

I just finished Breaking Bad, my feels are out of control.

Game Grumps finally got a shit comment section, I had to dislike the video because the comment section physical and mentally affects my enjoyment. I had to report a lot of comments, why are my favorite channels having shitty comment sections lately? My happiness is being destroyed by people around me.

POLYGON GAVE OVERWATCH AN EIGHT, I SWEAR TO GOD THOSE BASTARDS.

STORY IS NOW.


"C-Cupa!" A male classmate went up to the girl, "I been meaning to ask you, will you join me for lunch."

"Oh dear...um." Cupa nervously tugged on her hoodie over her blazer, "I got plans already. Sorry, another time." The boy walked away, dejected, "R-Really, I am!" She shouted back.

"Ugh." Once the boy was out of her view, he joined all the over males who were hiding around the corner, "I tried, she didn't say yes."

"Yeah, we heard it, Hilbert." His ally, Johan stated, "Jesus, what's with her?" They all peeked to see Cupa walking to the opposite end of the hall, skipping innocently.

"La la la la la~bodies exploding on mines~"

"What's not wrong?" Another boy snickered and he was hit in the head, "Ouch!"

"No, what I don't get is there are millions of boys in this school, ranging from fat, bishōnen, average, pimple infested, even the sexiest and most popular boys from all grades here are throwing themselves at her and she isn't even moving an inch!" Johan exclaimed, "She's the hottest and cutest thing in school, why doesn't she even acknowledge any of us!"

"I bet it's that Toby guy." The most popular boy and the most bishōnen looking guy came in, his blond fancily combed hair in the atmosphere who's name was Waylon, "Look, the only boy she even talks to is him!"

"I thought they were siblings." Hilbert muttered.

"No they aren't, they're friends who just...hang out that much!" Waylon said to the gasped of the other males, "They eat together, sit together, go home together!"

"Who's this Toby guy anyway?"

"Uh..." Johan sighed, "To the headquarters."


Apparently, every day after school there was a club formed called the 'Cupa Fan Club' which all 99% of the single male students and a few girls who wanted to bang the Creeper attended every end of the day. Waylon and Johan were the presidents since nobody could decide.

And yes, the 1% is Toby.

"Here's the son of a bitch!" Waylon laid down every picture of Toby, together with Cupa or by himself, "How the hell did he become friends with such cuteness?"

"This guy is most average average guy in the school." Hilbert stated, inspecting everything, "There's nothing special about him! Even Billy over here with his ugly face is more noticeable! No offense."

"None taken." Billy picked his nose afterward.

"Let's see...extremely below average grades...not in a club...no particular skills...never attended contests, fairs, etcetera..." Hilbert began reading the list of traits, "What's noticeable is that he was placed second to last on the popularity contest a few months ago. Cupa won on the female category, of course."

"Who was last?"

"Uh...Harold the Snail. Where's he-" They all turned to the container housing the snail who was now dust, "Shit, everyone forgot to feed him."

"Doesn't matter! What matters is that this bastard is hogging Cpa to himself! I bet he made him unpopular just to get under the radar." Johan snarled, "We must spy on them, try finding out how he got to score with her!"

"Are you sure they aren't even cousins? This would make an awkward sitcom episode."

"THEY AREN'T!" Waylon yelled at the person who asked, "Everyone, get your ninja outfits."


"Cupa." Toby stated, the two were in the library, "What are you doing?"

"Reading."

"9/11 again?"

"Uh huh."

"He seems to not agree with most of her view of the world." Hilbert wrote down as everyone from the club spied the two, "Either that or he thinks it's normal."

"Perhaps it is more meaningful, like their friendship and bonds are tugged by ropes which represents how their relationship goes beyond reality." Billy, that ugly kid surmised, "I'm making a conversation sound too complicated, aren't I?"

"You think?"

"Shush." Waylon warned them.

"Well, I can copy off your work? Makes me feel better about myself." He whispered to her and she nodded, "Thank goodness."

"Aw, you couldn't learn again?" The girl clicked her tongue, "You owe me though, like every other time."

"Of course, best friends owe each other, yada yada."

"Best friends!" The club members exclaimed, "Write it down, write it down! Johan badgered his associates with tools to record their conversation.

"More like only friend. Copy my stuff before a teacher comes in." Cupa warned him.

"Right, right." He took out his bag, sitting beside her, "Uh...can you guys atop staring?" Toby asked the ninjas, who were actually just hovering over them with all their stuff, "W-Why are next to me, get away."

"Sorry." Hilbert apologized, "Science experiment."

"Get out, I'm busy."

"Okay." The club members ran out of the library, retreating into the hallway, "How did they not notice us until then?"

"Magic. We must suspend our activities and resume them tomorrow." Waylon ordered, "Everyone clear?"

"Nope."

"..."

"..."

"Okay, who wants to sing the song with me?" Billy asked.

"Me." A hand raised.

"Me too." More hands were raised.

"Good." He coughed in preparation, "DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAY!"


The Cupa Fan Club decided to take sessions spying on them for each important moment of the weekday. With their honed ninja skills, they went and spied on them.

It didn't go well.

"Why does my education have to be so heavy?" Cupa moaned out, "Good thing my good old friend over here is carrying everything. Along with me." The boy was lifting everything they had to bring to school, including the girl herself on top of him.

"Why..." He moaned out, "Oh shit." He was on all fours and was like a mule by this point. The ninjas led by Billy were in the bushes, taping the two with a camera."

"Is this a sexual ritual between a loser and a cute girl?" Their leader murmured to himself, "If it is, I do not see the stimulation."

"Hurry! We might be slightly late my noble steed!"

"I don't need a gym after this." The ninjas continued to watch them still, "I did this more than once, I should be used to it then why are you heavier?"

"Oh, all these grenades I put in my pockets!" She took out the grenades, "I wanted to blow up some children later and blame ISIS!"

"Please, do not condone terror attacks on our school. Throw them out." He glared at her and she shrugged.

"Fine." She threw the grenades at the bush the club members were in. Their eyes dropped when they saw the explosives land on the floor below them.

"Oh shit, oh fuck-" The grenades ignited upon their feet, "AAAAAEEEEE!"

"You hear that?" Toby wondered, seeing shooting stars, "Oh, how pleasant."

"WAAAH!" The ninjas screamed as they were launched into the air.


"Okay." Hilbert spied on the two eating lunch on the roof, hiding through camouflage, "What makes you so special?"

"Oh look!" Cupa took out some pocky, "I forgot I packed this is." Her friend looked at it curiously.

"Isn't it that stick where people kiss with?" The blood of the club members hiding along with Hilbert began boiling, not wanting to know where this was leading to.

"Wanna try doing it with me? Just for fun's sake?" Hilbert restrained his men from diving in from stealing her lip virginity, "Not like we'll actually kiss."

"Okay, we take baths together anyway." The jaws of the ninjas dropped so hard.

"They have sexual intimacy?" Hilbert gritted his teeth, "Men, hold me." His allies held him as he held them, restraining each other to prevent their cover being blown despite really wanting to beat Toby here and there.

Cupa put the end of the bread stick on her mouth while Toby put the other on his. The girl began nibbling towards his mouth while he had a look of boredom during her advancement.

"Are you trying to flirt with me?" He asked through his teeth, "Try better than that."

"Don't worry, I won't bite." She smiled as she continued to go closer...closer...closer...and closer...

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE." Hilbert yelled out a hoarse whisper, "He doesn't deserve that! Let's get him!" All his men agreed until something crash landed from the sky.

"WAAAAAAH!" Billy and his own squadron crashed onto the floor of the roof, making the two friends break it off and making the current ninjas go back to their disguise, flinching, "Uh..."

"Hey, you alright?" Toby asked them, Billy gave a thumbs up, he and his men's clothing entirely shredded off.

"N-No, we're good."

"What's the Looney Tunes thing?"

"Me and my guys walked on a grenade." The boy glared at his friend who held a sheepish smile.

"Um...you're kinda nude right now." Cupa stated, pointing at their buttocks and genitals, "I don't wanna see."

"Okay, okay." The boys began straddling away, passing by their allies in disguise and pushing their bodies against them awkward to cover their wieners, scooting towards the door, not seeing the ninjas in disguise. Hilbert felt Billy's horrible body part grace on his clothing before they reached the door and went back inside.

Hilbert was crying on the inside.


"We are now above the target." Apparently, their love Cupa and their nemesis Toby were in a closet apparently for unknown reasons. Johan and his team were busy crawling through the vents to hear what their saying.

"From the report from Hilbert before penises began grinding on his painted body, the two seem to have a near romantic relationship but not acknowledging it but we can presume their feelings are there." Johan informed his comrades who gasped inside the vent, "We must stop them by the end of the day."

"How, exactly?"

"I do no know." They continued to crawl and listen until they began hearing what they were doing.

"Now take that off..."

"A-Alright." They heard Cupa say, "Are we gonna do it? Here?"

"Yeah, you wanted to anyway, I could tell."

"But in school?"

"Shush now, we're alone..."

"I'm coming in!" Johan yelled out as he began crawling, his men unable to stop him, he dropped down the vent and into the closet, "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM-"

Instead, the student saw the two with 3DSs, "C'mon, rip apart his armor! You have ONE job!" The boy yelled out, not noticing the ninja next to them, "Why are we even playing at school?"

"I dunno-what the shit." Cupa turned to see a ninja right next to them, "How the hell did you get here? Why are we seeing so many ninjas?!"

"Uh..." Johan trailed off, "I am the hall monitor." The secondary club president proclaimed, with sparkles around him.

"Oh, like Spongebob?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Well, he was looking at us menacingly." Toby added, "Um...why are you in a closet?"

"I thought I heard sexual activities in here!"

"Oh, it really sounded like that?" The Creeper blinked, "Well, the both us talk to each other...should we get out?"

"No, no." Johan eased them, "Let myself out." He looked up at the vent and began motioning his men to fuck off, "Excuse me!" He opened the door and got out of the closet, he breathed out a bit.

"Oh my god."

"OH SHIT, CUPA! WHY DIDN'T YOU-ARGH!" The boy's fist punched through the door in rage, hitting Johan at the back of his head and making him faint and bleed.


Finally, it was P.E. and well, the final group being led by pretty boy Waylon were spying on Cupa. Like typical Japanese/anime schools, their physical education was divided by genders, mainly because if the males were present, they would stare at the bloomers.

How did Japan even get away with those panty things?

"Stealth is our number one priority, we don't wanna be seen as perverts, alright?" Their leader warned his subordinates, "Our last comrades were fucked up after, Lieutenant Billy got his ass friend, General Hilbert is in shock from the Lieutenant's cock rubbing on him, and Vice President Johan is in a coma! This was harder than I thought, not Billy though, he was flaccid."

"I thought we were spying on the two, not our fair lady herself in...bloomers." They all continued to stare at Cupa in gym clothes, "Oh god. She's so hot."

"I know."

"No shit."

"Apparently, our Toby has special privilege to go to our goddess every P.E." Their leader informed them, "No really, I'm serious."

"How and why?"

"Because the school believe no matter how cute she is, they authorized our enemy to visit her every P.E because they are that close and the higher ups are afraid if she doesn't get her daily friendship dose, she'll blow up the school."

"I can't tell if find her less attractive or find her more thanks to that info."

"Well, it's time for our little friend to arrive." They looked at saw Toby running towards the girls' class and towards Cupa.

"Hey, Toby!" She waved at him as he was running towards her.

And no, Waylon was still staring at her fine legs.

"Hi, uh. Nice...buruma." He looked down before looking back up, "Apparently they made me run here and told me to hug you again."

"Yesss." She lunged at him and gripped onto him, "I can't stand these people and their...boobs and...thighs." Her head turned to all her buddies in gym clothing, "My flatness is now notable."

"You're still adorable though."

"Thanks!" She gave off a smile that anyone looking would have a heart attack.

Too bad a few males were looking.

"HOLY FATHERFUCKER." Waylon clutched his heart, "OH GOD, I'M DYING FROM CUTENESS!" He then exploded.


"Today was a weird day." The girl's friend stated, "I mean, really weird."

"It's normal, considering what we do at the house." The Creeper said, shrugging, "So, I never knew Walt had to-"

"TOBY! SIR!" A bunch of male students and some gay looking female students wearing ninja outfits ran towards them unhooded, some of their clothing shredded, burnt, sliced led by pretty boy Waylon.

"Isn't that popular Waylon guy?" Toby pointed at the crowd, they all stopped, huffing and trying to catch breath, "Hey, you alright?" The four commanding officers went on their knees and began doing the worshipping thing, "The fuck."

"We apologize sir!" Billy cried out, tears streaming down his underwear clad body, "You are too powerful!"

"You are the one true person for miss Cupa!" Hilbert broke down, "Not a single one of us deserve such a lovely girl!"

"We do not know how you survived with her but not a single one of us could survive with her! Forgive us for not believing you're worthy!" Johan pleaded, "P-Please!"

"You have her all to herself now." Waylon told him, "You can keep her."

The now ex Cupa Club Members vanished into different directions, this left the duo looking at each other.

"What the fuck." Cupa blurted out.


THIS TOOK SO LONG, SORRY.

I am running out of ideas, give me suggestions that aren't lemons!

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