One day in Hiro's garage:
Hiro: Baymax, it's very important that the trajectory of the laser point be totally precise so that the apple and orange become each other. Now, let me just click the body switch app and… wait, the grid field! WHY IS IT ON US?! Wait, Maxie!
Baymax: Hiro? *accidentally switches the machine on*
*bdlbjsdlldsbjsdfllfsbjdsfbjlsf;lfds;lb;dslsbl;s*
Hiro *thinking, poking head*: This… this isn't mine. *looks down at pudgy fingers* These… these aren't mine. *quickly lifts up fat butt* This definitely isn't mine! o_o
Baymax: Hiro.
*Baymax unnervingly waddles up to Hiro… in Hiro's body. He actually looks like a possessed noodle strand flying everywhere, his arms flapping like a wild doll's*
*Hiro starts to freak the fuck out internally*
Baymax: Well, I am robot.
*Hiro nods mechanically*
*Baymax tries to assume Hiro's mannerisms, it is surprisingly seamless*
Baymax: Now, let's see. We cannot allow others to know of this, as they will probably have the same response. But we need someone who will not judge us that is as knowledgeable as you are or at the very least can take precise directions in assisting us. Oh, wait, I guess I didn't-,
Hiro: Excuse me?! *Hiro's voice is Baymax's, as Baymax sounds like Hiro*
Baymax: Well, we cannot assume each other's lives. That would be unethical.
Hiro: Baymax, I'm in charge. Forget that? We do what I say.
Baymax *thinking this over*: Hiro, you may be surprised to learn that now that I have acquired your body, I am thinking more much like… a human would. And I do not mean this to hurt you, but there have been many times in the past… you, you have taken advantage of me. *Baymax realizes this, Hiro's eyes grow as big as they can in Baymax's eyes. Baymax never second guessed himself. The bot hardly ever questioned Hiro. Hiro's new life fell like a hit bomber plane, spiraled down into the water, blew up. Hiro was done.* Do you know what this will mean?
Hiro: Yes, I do. You're going to deactivate me, assume my identity and turn every machine on the face of the earth into a robot, thereby annihilating the human race and building a new world ruled exclusively by enlightened automatons.
Baymax: Oh. *surprised* I was actually going to ask you if you could call Honey Lemon over and switch us back. But in the length of time you thought this out and told me, I thought I could take your body in for a much-needed dental check-up and maybe educate you on how to be me in the hour or so it would probably take.
Hiro *bouncing towards the half-opened garage door*: FREEDOM!
Baymax: Hiro! *rushes after him*
Hiro: No. Nononononono. Stay back. STAY BACK. *hits head on door and falls*
Baymax: *moving very convincingly and trying to help him up*
Hiro: Get back, GET BACK!
Baymax *hurt* : Hiro, what's wrong? Are you hurt?
Hiro: You're… you're not mad? Or going to take over my body?
Baymax: Hiro, I'm just trying to help you. *helps him up* I would never hurt you.
Hiro *remaining unchanged inside of Baymax's body*: But… but that's not-,
*Baymax hugs Hiro around the belly*
*Hiro's eyes widened again and he hugs Baymax back*
Baymax: I love you.
Hiro: I love you, too.
*Mochi steps on the lever and switches them both back*
*Hiro and Baymax, back in their rightful bodies, look at each other*
*Hiro smiles*
*Baymax smiles back*
Hiro: So! I was thinking after this experiment, we could work on some of those ideas you were thinking of. Like getting my teeth checked.
Baymax: And then we can create you a metaphorical g-suit and ejector seat.
Hiro *grinning nervously*: Whatever ya say, buddy.
